You Zhuxiao sat in the gazebo, thinking about how to post this Weibo.

She felt that all the things she had encountered in the morning could be used to submit the 'Confusing Humanity Awards' - I guess there will be no more strange day in the rest of her life than today.

She had made an appointment with a pet hospital and took Xiluda to be sterilized early in the morning, after all, Xiluda had been raised for more than a year, and now it was almost spring.

But Xiluda seemed to understand her words, and Xiluda, who usually likes to go out for a stroll, suddenly made a fuss and refused to go out, and You Zhuxiao was sweating just by stuffing it into the cat bag.

Unfortunately, You Zhuxiao actually met Chen Bo on the road. She met Chen Bo at her roommate's birthday party, and for some reason Chen Bo began to chat with You Zhuxiao frequently, and she could always meet him during meals in the canteen...... Now that I think about it, it should be my roommate's ventilation.

But You Zhuxiao doesn't like him, Chen Bo never agrees to invite her every time he goes on a date, but everyone is friends on the surface, and You Zhuxiao has been taught to be polite since she was a child, so even if she doesn't like Chen Bo, she tries to get along decently.

If you are unhappy, You Zhuxiao will post on Weibo to hang out Chen Bo's annoying behavior, and then see the fans spit fragrant on Chen Bo, and your heart will be much more comfortable.

This time, Chen Bo asked to accompany her to the pet hospital halfway, You Zhuxiao was reluctant but didn't know how to refuse, and he was ready to update the "That Annoying Friend of the Opposite Sex" series on Weibo.

At this moment, a boy stopped in front of her, taught Chen Bo a hard lesson, and took her hand and ran back.

He looked like he had known himself for a long time, and when he opened his mouth, he said, 'No one can hurt you', and when he closed his mouth, he said, 'We are lovers of three lives and three lives', his face was red and serious, which made You Zhuxiao confused, and couldn't help but feel a little excited.

Just when You Zhuxiao thought that he was going to waste his parents' tuition fees and really want to fall in love in college, this boy named Cha Xiu suddenly said-

He recognized the wrong person.

Or rather, he mistook the cat.

He didn't come to find You Zhuxiao, he came to find You Zhuxiao...... Cat.

Just when You Zhu smiled with question marks on his face and thought he was, he saw his cat take the initiative to jump into the boy's arms, and the boy said to give them 10 minutes, and then they really walked to the lawn next to them to chat!

She really wants to post it on Weibo to complain, but fans will think she's!

After hesitating for a moment, You Zhuxiao still couldn't suppress the curiosity in his heart, and walked over from behind lightly, pricking up his ears to eavesdrop on what the boy and the cat were talking about.

Does this boy have some kind of fantasy disease?

Or do you have some strange fetish for cats?

But when You Zhuxiao had just approached within three steps of them, Cha Xiu and Xi Luda turned their heads to look at her together as if they had vision behind them.

You Zhuxiao waved his hand awkwardly, wanting to say something to explain his sneaky behavior, but he couldn't say anything, his face was flushed, and he 'meowed' towards Xiluda in a panic, trying to relieve the embarrassing atmosphere.

Then the atmosphere became even more awkward.

Fortunately, Hiluda responded with a 'meow' very humanely, so as to avoid the death of her nominal mistress in shame.

Cha Xiu also felt that it didn't seem appropriate for him to chat with the cat alone, so he picked up the cat and handed it to You Zhu Xiaoxiao: "We had a good chat." ”

"Hmm...... Uh-huh, Sheluda is a good boy. You Zhuxiao didn't know what he was talking about.

Cha Xiu looked at Xiluda in You Zhuxiao's arms with a smile on his face, Xiluda didn't look over his head and licked his little paws, he didn't want to look at him, his tail hung down and dangled.

Even Tea Xiu, who has never laughed at others, couldn't help but show a smile.

He never imagined that the 'Holy Sword of Annihilation' Heroda would actually be reincarnated as an orange cat!

In the game "Earth", in addition to the human race, players can also be reincarnated into other races, including but not limited to plants, land animals, and deep-sea animals, but the corresponding race must not be extinct, such as dinosaurs, saber-toothed tigers and other extinct species cannot be reincarnated.

Some players will try to reincarnate as other animals after being reincarnated as a human multiple times to experience the diversity of life. For a while, wolves, pandas, foxes, and tanuki were all very popular reincarnated races, and these 'animal players' also had a huge impact on Earth.

Cha Xiu remembers that the myths and legends of many countries have a lot to do with this group of animal players.

But Chashu is a staunch human supremacist who has no interest in reincarnated animals.

And there are also many flaws in animal reincarnation, such as short lifespan, natural disasters, human threats, etc., which have led to a very poor game experience for many animal reincarnations, and everyone is just trying it out.

That's why Cha Xiu was so surprised that Xiluda was actually reincarnated as an orange cat, he remembered that Xiluda was a fierce man who killed seven in and seven out with him on the battlefield, how could he be reincarnated as an orange cat?

Or a female orange cat!

No wonder the voice of social communication is a girl's voice.

"Stop laughing!" Hiluda angrily roared in social communication, "If I knew I was going to travel into the game, I wouldn't be reincarnated as a cat!"

Cha Xiu: "Normally, I don't laugh. But I've never seen you reincarnate as an animal......

Shiluda: "Of course you haven't seen it! It's strange that you've seen it!"

Tea Xiu thought about it, animal players are already scarce, and they generally live in the deep mountains and old forests, and they have to avoid humans to live freely. Human players like him naturally don't have any chance of encountering animal players.

Xiluda's girl's voice was full of grievances: "I heard that there will be demons in "Earth 2", and they will inherit the character information of "Earth" completely, so I opened a cat character, so in "Earth 2", maybe you can start to get a cat demon character with a hundred years of cultivation......

Cha Xiu: "Then why was it reincarnated as a female cat? Can't a male cat?"

Xiluda's tone was full of shock: "Oh my God, I've known you for so long, don't you know that the old lady is the first female guard in the Western Continent!?"

Cha Xiu shook his head, he really didn't know. There are no bells and whistles in the news from the Western Continent to the Eastern Continent, and for these strong people, gender is not worth mentioning at all, and ......

Cha Xiu: "But all the you I knew before were men."

Hiluda snorted: "Nonsense, in a feudal society without transcendence, how can I go to the battlefield and cut people if I am not reincarnated as a man?"

Tea Xiu was right, in a world without transcendence, technology could not erase the innate physical fitness gap. It is precisely because they are all comrades-in-arms on the battlefield that Cha Xiu misunderstands the gender of Xiluda.

"That...... That one...... That ......"

You Zhuxiao watched as Cha Xiu actually stared at Xiluda for more than a minute, and finally couldn't help but disturb him.

Cha Xiu was slightly stunned, looked around, and was slightly puzzled: "There are no black people nearby...... Oh sorry, am I taking up too much of your time? ”

You Zhu shook his head again and again, and whispered: "No, no, I have nothing to do in the morning except to take Xiluda to be sterilized......

Shiluda screamed, "Chaxiu, save me! I don't want to be neutered! I don't want to go to the pet hospital!"

"It turns out that holding hostage and begging for help means being taken by the owner to be sterilized......

Cha Xiu was silent for a moment and said:

"You Zhuxiao, I have a reluctant request."

"Just call me Bamboo Smile." You Zhuxiao blushed a little, and hurriedly said more: "My friends call me like this." ”

Cha Xiu nodded and said seriously:

"That's good, Takexiao, although I have a request, there are three ways to complete it. You only need to meet one of them to help me. ”

"First, will you cut off your love for Heroda to me? I can buy it for money, and you can give it away for free. ”

You Zhuxiao immediately shook his head: "No." ”

Cha Xiu had expected this, after all, Xiluda had been raised by her for more than a year, and she must have cultivated a relationship, so he gave the second option: "Are you willing to give up taking Xiluda to be sterilized?" Sheluda is my important friend and I don't want her to be hurt. ”

You Zhuxiao also shook his head: "No, I took her to be neutered for her good, it is very painful for a female cat to be in heat, and it will be ...... if she is not neutered in time."

You Zhuxiao gave Cha Xiu a few minutes of science about the knowledge of cat sterilization, in general, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages, it is very good for the growth of cats, Cha Xiu expressed his understanding, and said: "In fact, not only cats, human neutering is also very beneficial, for example, the life expectancy of male eunuchs is 14~19 years longer than that of normal men, and reducing the secretion of male hormones can improve immunity and enhance the cardiovascular system." ”

You Zhuxiao was suddenly dumbfounded - you said so hardcore, I don't know how to pick it up.

Chaxiu is not lying, Hiluda is now a cat with human intelligence, and the problems that cats can't solve are not much trouble for her.

Seeing that You Zhuxiao was still hesitating, Cha Xiu proposed a third option: "If you don't want to cut your love or give up your sterilization plan, then I hope we can have an exchange." I want you to release Heroda, and in return, I can replace Heroda as your pet......"

"I'll pick the second one! I'm going to call the pet hospital to cancel the sterilization! ”

You Zhuxiao hurriedly took out the phone and sent it to the pet hospital on WeChat, and changed the topic nervously - this is a confession, right!? This must be a confession! And it's also a 'be your pet' milk dog confession...... He really pretended to like pets to confess, right!?

Cha Xiu glanced at the orange cat: "Mission accomplished."

Shiluda Wow Wow yelled, "Tianjaolu, you are so cruel to yourself, what if Zhuxiao chooses the third option?"

"Then I'll be her pet for the rest of my life." Tea Xiu has no sorrow or joy: "The life-saving grace of the Northern Expedition back then was paid off this time."

Hiluda said happily, "You still remember the events of almost 2,000 years ago...... Hahaha, you're really still the rigid tea cultivator."

At this time, You Zhuxiao put down his mobile phone, looked at Cha Xiu hesitantly, and whispered, "I have canceled the surgery appointment at the pet hospital." ”

"Thank you." Cha Xiu thanked him sincerely: "By the way, the boy who harassed you just now, do you feel troubled?" If you need it, and I'm free, I can act as a bodyguard to protect you. ”

"Nope." You Zhuxiao also made up his mind this time: "I will cut off all contact with him after I go back, it is too scary to follow me to the pet hospital, I will complain to his academy about this behavior." ”

The two glanced at each other, and You Zhuxiao's eyes suddenly wandered:

"Since the appointment has been cancelled, I have nothing to do in the morning......

"Ah, I skipped class." Cha Xiu suddenly remembered this: "Go back now, I should still have time for the second class...... Are you going back to the dorm? We can walk together. ”

You Zhuxiao looked at him silently, nodded, stuffed Xiluda back into his backpack and carried it, and walked in front to play with his mobile phone.

Cha Xiu looked at her as if she was posting on Weibo.

"Heroda, have you noticed that you have changed?"

Xiluda in the backpack ripped open the zipper, broke out a cat's head, and looked at Cha Xiu suspiciously:

"Am I changing?"

Cha Xiu said: "You used to speak very concisely, you didn't use so many 'provoking' and 'already' tone words, and you didn't have superfluous emotions when describing, just like a sword."

"If it were you in the past, you would have asked for help with 'I'm going to be castrated and come to the main gate quickly', instead of sending so many emotional distress signals."

Hiluda tilted the cat's head: "I don't know~ After all, Hiluda is just a kitten now."

Is it really the influence of the body on the intelligence......

When he woke up today, Cha Xiu found that he was a little sluggish by the strong drowsiness. He was vaguely aware that the complete replacement of his body would cause irreversible changes in his personality, after all, he used to be a mage, but now he has become a mortal, the speed of his mind is naturally incomparable, and superfluous desires will interfere with his reason.

Tea Xiu thinks that he can control this change, so he is not worried.

He's a veteran of the Earth.

But Xiluda's situation is much more serious than him - the cat's senses, brain development, and physical condition are too different from humans, and when Xiluda loses the player's perspective and really lives as a cat, the body and mind are inevitably assimilated and lowered.

Hiluda narrowed her eyes at him:

"Hmph, your expression tells me you're looking down on me, Cha Xiu."

Cha Xiu was silent for a moment, shook his head and said:

"I'm not looking down on you, I'm just disgusted with you."

"Your inhuman alien life form is the gesture I hate the most."

"What's more, the hormones and physiological limitations of the cat's body inevitably distort your sanity. Hilda, you're not the warrior I used to know."

"Tea repair."

Hilda's girl's voice was like a cold wind cliff: "You think you know me?"

"Lao Niang is the chief swordsman of the Sword Emperor Palace in the Western Continent, a legendary guard swordsman, and the champion of the Divine War Festival! No one under the gods can stop me with a sword, above the gods fear me like a tiger and a wolf, I can move mountains, pour the sea, subdue demons, suppress demons, break the river, destroy the city, and open the sky!"

"It's me who is resolute, I'm the one who is hot-blooded and arrogant, and I'm the one who sells cuteness now!"

Xiluda stared at Cha Xiu coldly, stretched out his white gloves and licked them, his ears shook slightly, and he had an expression of 'womb is going to fool you':

"Why do you hate me!"

Tea Xiu: "Just because you're not human."

Xiluda suddenly froze, and looked at Cha Xiu with a resentful expression.

Cha Xiu paused, and then continued:

"But the situation is unclear now, and your experience of fighting alongside me can counteract my bad feelings to a certain extent. And your current situation, there is a high probability that you will need my help from time to time, and in order to repay the previous kindness, I can reluctantly team up with you in this life."

Hiluda snorted:

"Who begged to team up with you! Forget it, you have just crossed into the game world of Earth, and you must be a little nervous in your heart, and it is inevitable that you will be rude, after all, we will not be able to return to ......reality until at least 100 years later."

Cha Xiu was slightly stunned:

"100 years?"

"yes, don't you know?" Hiluda tilted her head to look at him, "Earth 2 is set to start in 2020 AD, which is a hundred years from now. If we're lucky enough to survive that day, maybe we'll have a chance to return to reality."

Cha Xiu was not interested in returning to reality, but he suddenly remembered a detail:

"What about Reiki revival? Is it a hundred years from now?"

"You didn't read the preview announcement of "Earth 2" at all, did you?" Shiluda said angrily: "In the introduction of "Earth 2", most of the human civilization has been extinct, and the earth is occupied by various races of demons and monsters, and the name of the 10.0 version is 'Recast Glory', and the player's main task is to re-establish humanity on the top of all races."

"The 100 years between "Earth" and "Earth 2" are the 100 years when human society collapsed due to the revival of Reiki."

"As for when the aura will be revived, I remember it was...... A.D. 2015."

Cha Xiu frowned slightly:

"2015...... Wasn't that four years ago?"

Hiluda nodded the cat's head:

"yes, so it's been three years since Reiki was revived. However, in the past three years, only a few people have perceived this change, most people are unaware of it, and the state will be skeptical."

"According to the information leaked by the Nether Society, after the operation of "Earth" was discontinued, human society began to study psionic energy with all its might, and the opportunity to study psionic energy was because of a global invasion of heavenly demons-"

Buzz –

With a shrill sound, it suddenly darkened.

Cha Xiu raised his head and saw that the sun had fallen, and the eclipse was lightless. The full moon stretched across the sky like cold iron, and the endless galaxy of thousands of stars covered the blue and the darkness, making the sky shine brightly, but the earth was dark!

The sun and the moon shine together, the stars hang upside down, the sky shines thousands of miles, and the earth is as dark as hell!

However, just as everyone was dazzled by the wonder of the sky, a ray of black light fell silently on the lawn, and countless gray streams of qi quickly gathered in it, but in a few breaths, it turned into a pitch-black ghost with a remnant blade in his hand.

The first person to notice the dark ghost was Cha Shu.

And just when Cha Xiu was staring at the pitch-black ghost, the ghost seemed to feel something, and his empty eyes flashed a trace of blood red, killing Cha Xiu like a ghost!

"You triggered the 'Daily Mission': Random Crusade against the Heavenly Demons"