Chapter 133: Tea Cultivation's Concept of Mate Selection

What about people?

When Hiluda came to the small pavilion outside the library, she saw a circle of wild cats surrounding the neighborhood, but she didn't see Chaxiu.

Hiluda found a black cat with a 'butterfly' - its nose and mouth were white, and the rest of its fur was black, and it looked like it was holding a white butterfly - and slapped it in the face.

The black cat was licking its fur, and as soon as Heroda approached it, she instantly retreated. As the top predator in the city, the reaction speed of cats is actually very exaggerated, and it is difficult for humans to achieve one or two, such as birds, snakes, cicadas, and other animals that humans cannot catch with their bare hands, but they are the prey of cats - cats feel that they are human owners, which is actually a bit reasonable.

However, although Hiluda is chubby, although Hiluda is inactive all day, although Hiluda rarely goes hunting, it is a psychic cat, and its speed is still much faster than that of the butterfly black cat, and a slap will slap the butterfly black cat.

Hiluda asked, "Meowβ€”"

The butterfly black cat licked its fur aggrievedly: "Meow woo ......"

Cats naturally did not develop language, if there was language, maybe Cha Xiu would have poisoned the cat group a long time ago, but since the vocal cord organs have developed, the voice can naturally assume a certain communication role, such as expressing their own happiness, anger, doubt, contempt and other emotions. Sometimes cats are meowing at people, and people still think it's cute, but in fact, cats are swearing, and when translated, they will be reported as vulgar and obscene.

Tea repair hasn't come yet...... Hearing the black cat's answer, Xiluda felt a little strange, generally speaking, people like tea repairs rarely change their itinerary. And Cha Xiu is not a busy person, his kind of dish-like social and socializing temperament is destined to prevent him from encountering any emergencies, and naturally has a lot of events to plan his life.

Therefore, the biggest possibility at the moment is that Cha Xiu should be dead.

crashed to death, jumped to death, was poisoned by a roommate, fell into the toilet and suffocated...... Hiluda pondered Chaxiu's posture at the time of his death as she observed along the windowsill of the library.

There is also a possibility that Cha Xiu finally got tired of this group of wild cats. Hmph, it's long overdue, there are high-level cats like me who still go to find wild cats, I can only say that Cha Xiu is a man after all, and he just likes to steal food......

Soon, although Xiluda didn't see Cha Xiu, she saw Cha Xiu's doppelganger - Zhuge Wuhou!

Seeing his old boss 2,000 years ago reading a book of "Analog Electronic Technology" with relish, Hiluda also had mixed feelings. She knew that the skin of 'Zhuge Wuhou' had an intelligence bonus, and it was normal for tea cultivation to be practiced, but she still felt weird.

Fortunately, Cha Xiu has never been to the Eden region, and he has never seen Newton or Einstein, otherwise the students of Zhuyue University would be blessed to be able to see the people in the textbooks studying in the library.

Xiluda took two steps closer and found that Cha Xiu was actually sitting opposite his clone, and he was also reading a book!

What the hell, Cha Xiu has recently learned to fight left and right? Subject ontology learning together? Double happy?

Then Hiluda took a step closer, and she saw a girl sitting next to Cha Xiu who was holding "Advanced Mathematics".

This girl, she had seen before, vaguely remembered that this girl seemed to help her shovel cat litter and bring food every day, it should be a certain maid of her Shiluda......

Wrong!

How does Cha Xiu study in the library with You Zhuxiao!?

Xiluda rubbed his eyes to confirm that he was not mistaken, and chatted directly through the "social" interface: "Cha Xiuxiu, what handle did you grab the shovel officer?"

Cha Xiu turned his head to look out the window and looked at Hilda: "No, why do you ask?"

"If she hadn't been caught, how could she have come to the library to study on her own." Heluda hid in the shadows to keep the shoveler from seeing her: "She plays with her phone in class, how can she come to the library to read a book? Still laughing out loud?"

Cha Xiu turned her head and looked at You Zhu for a while, and pulled up the "Advanced Mathematics II" in her hand.

You Zhuxiao continued to watch the sand sculpture video on the mobile phone screen, she bought a new pair of noise-canceling headphones, the effect was very good, she was completely immersed in the world of the video, and she couldn't notice the surrounding movements at all.

After a full minute, Cha Xiu gently patted You Zhuxiao's shoulder, You Zhuxiao looked at Cha Xiu with some dissatisfaction, stopped the video progress bar, tilted his head and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Aren't you here to review?" Cha Xiu asked calmly.

"yes."

"I remember that we were supposed to finish advanced mathematics in our freshman year. You're a sophomore, right? ”

"I'm hanging up at the top of the math level." You Zhuxiao said as a matter of course.

"......" Cha Xiu was silent for a moment, and then asked, "Then why are you playing with your phone?" ”

"I'm tired of revision, so I need to take a break." You Zhuxiao said confidently: "The combination of work and rest can lead to health." Reading is reading a dead book, and this is an efficient way for me to learn. ”

Cha Xiu looked at the progress bar of the video on her phone, good guy, she was still watching the comedy movie "92 Happy Events", and she was seeing 49 minutes and 36 seconds, no wonder she covered her mouth and laughed so badly.

He looked at the time and confirmed that they had arrived at the library 53 minutes earlier. They also went to the toilet once in the middle - the Wuhou clone came out of the boys' toilet with him.

Cha Xiu looked at the sun outside, smiled at You Zhu and said, "The light here is too fierce, your phone will reflect when you look at it, why don't you go to other places to study?" ”

You Zhuxiao put up the textbook and put the mobile phone inside: "This way it won't reflect the light." ”

Cha Xiu rubbed his temples and felt a little tired: "If you don't want to study, you can go back to the dormitory to play with your mobile phone, and you can lie on the bed without accompanying me in the library." β€œ

"No, I want to study, I'll study after a while." You Zhu smiled and watched the movie attentively: "Really, really, really." ”

Cha Xiu pointed to the back: "There is a big empty table there, it's better to ......"

"Shhhh You Zhuxiao raised a hand to indicate that Cha Xiu was silent, moved the chair a little over, closer to Cha Xiu, and completely blocked Cha Xiu in the corner - the other side of Cha Xiu was the wall.

Tea Xiu reluctantly turned his head to look at Shiluda outside the window: "Is there a way for you to keep her away from me?"

Heroda: "You can eat apples."

"What?"

"An apple a day, and the disease is far away from me...... Forget it, you don't understand." Hiluda asked, "Why is the shoveler so interested in you all of a sudden?"

Cha Xiu: "I don't know, she suddenly came to my dormitory, and suddenly asked me about the intelligence test, and I said to come to the library, and she followed."

Hilda's eyes widened and blinked, "What? She asked you that question, huh? Did she tell you the answer?"

Cha Xiu shook his head: "No, I plan to think slowly on my own, I believe that my intelligence should be able to solve the law of this kind of thing association problem."

"Then think slowly, hee-hee." Hiluda laughed wickedly, looking particularly striking: "So why did she suddenly play with you? Have you met before?"

"Hmm...... We used to hang out together on Saturday."

"Where did you go?"

Cha Xiu hesitated.

He was reluctant to tell Heroda that he had gone to the Cat CafΓ©, or Heroda would talk about it and laugh at him until after he diedβ€”and even after his death, Heroda would pay homage to him every year to remember the past.

"I went to a cafΓ© in the Tianhe Commercial Center to have dinner together."

"Sounds like a date~" Hiluda looked at Cha Xiu suspiciously, "Does she want to soak you?"

Cha Xiu thought about it, but he didn't deny this possibility. Although he felt that he didn't have any relationship with the opposite sex, but he raised a hundred kinds of people in the same rice, and many girls were rescued by Cha Xiu because of chance, some were willing to make cattle and horses for Cha Xiu in the next life, and some were willing to make a promise to each other - most of the tea repairs refused, but there were still some girls who followed him unswervingly.

Then these weak girls, under the hands of Cha Xiu, transformed into a big husband who stood up to the sky - what female doctor, female husband, female shopkeeper, all of them have cultivated a skill. In other words, tea cultivation was also regarded as a professional female trainer in ancient times.

All in all, there will still be girls who are blind and have a good impression of Cha Xiu's skin.

"It's possible."

"And what are you going to do?" Hiluda asked with great interest, "Do you throw a straight punch and say, 'I'm sorry I don't want to be in a relationship with you?' or do a uppercut and say, 'I'm sorry I don't like women,' or do a secret combo and say, 'Stinky woman, get away, you don't have a man, I have a man!'" 」

Cha Xiu: "Why do you make suggestions based on the premise that I want to refuse?"

Hyruda wondered, "What else? Will you say yes?"

Tea Xiu thought for a moment and responded, "If it was before, I would indeed refuse, after all, I can shield the influence of body hormones. But not anymore, and in the case that I don't sterilize myself, I feel like I need help with my biological needs."

Xiluda's eyes widened and she stared blankly at Cha Xiu.

It was the first time she had heard someone say that the cannon was so scientific, objective, fresh and refined.

Her hair began to tremble, her heart began to stir, and her mind began to fantasize: "That...... Tea Xiuxiu, what are you going to do?"

Cha Xiu turned his head and carefully studied You Zhuxiao's appearance. You Zhuxiao was watching a movie, with a shallow smile on her pretty white and red face, Qiong's nose was shining with the color of the sun, two sweet dimples bloomed at the corners of her mouth, her long eyelashes trembled and trembled, and her long hair was neatly tied into a ponytail, revealing her fair neck and slightly pointed ears......

Chaxiu pondered for a moment, then turned to Shiluda and said, "It doesn't seem to work."

"Shoveling is not working!" Heluda subconsciously retorted, "Isn't she good-looking? Isn't the body smelly? Isn't your ass stiff? Isn't the European pie round?"

"She's got pointy ears, a bit like a forest elf." Cha Xiu said regretfully, "It doesn't quite meet my requirements."

Like the forest elves, this TM is considered a disadvantage!?

Shouldn't that be an excellent plus point!?

And because of that, you deducted her 41 points? You're too strict, aren't you!?

Hiluda showed a 'you're playing tricks on me' expression: "This shovel is already considered a good product among humans, and you are not satisfied with this, so what do you want?"

"Hmm......" Tea Xiu thought for a moment and replied, "My request is that I hope the other party is Homo sapiens."

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Sheluda: "I see, your ideal mate is the caveman."

This is the end of the topic, and Xiluda does not want to continue to understand Cha Xiu's concept of mate selection. She's just a kitten and can't stand such perverted thoughts.

"By the way, you're going on a mission with the 'Trainer' tonight."

"Well, is there anything you want me to help with?"

"Yes." Cha Xiu narrowed his eyes: "I need you...... 'Educate her' well."