Chapter 1 Lao Tzu actually ate a black hole (ask for recommendation, ask for collection~)

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Once it rains in the summer in S City, even at night, it will be extremely hot.

In a dark alley, due to the residual heat of the day, it looks like a steamer with residual heat, damp and hot.

"Mei Jun, you didn't expect it! Your girlfriend, oh~ No, it's an ex-girlfriend. She did well last night, and she will help me calculate you, haha!"

Zhu Jiao looked at Mei Jun who fell under his golden precious leather shoes and sneered proudly.

"For... For... What..."Mei Jun only felt a cramping pain in his abdomen, as if all his internal organs were stirred, and it was difficult to spit out even a few simple words.

"That day, I asked you to comb the middle points, but you refused, and even cut your head in the opposite way, which really made me lose face!" Zhu Jiao seemed to remember the events of that day, shook his head, and sighed in the sky.

"Huh... Hah!"

Mei Jun smiled, he laughed despite the unbearable pain, his resolute face was distorted, and the tears in his eyes were squeezed out by the pain, smeared on his face that was blue from poisoning, like an angry demon.

I didn't expect that this person who had no grievances with him would kill him for such a boring reason, and it took a lot of thought.

He originally wanted to laugh heartily for a while, but the poison gradually replaced the dominance of his body, and the feeling of powerlessness spread throughout his body, and at this time he could only move his mouth.

Zhu Jiao was even more proud when he saw Mei Jun like this, he bent down, stared at Mei Jun's blue face, and sneered: "Tut-tut, this is the ...... ignoring me"

"Poof!" Suddenly, Mei Jun spit a mouthful of saliva that had been planned for a long time into Zhu Jiao's open mouth.

And before Zhu Jiao's word "end" was exported, he was drowned by this thick and smelly saliva.

"Hey! The mouth of the child also... Active..."

"Vomit ~ vomit... You damn it, Lao Tzu kicked you to death..."Zhu Jiao hurriedly spit out that saliva, but the residual stench also made him vomit for a long time.

Then, in a fit of rage, he lifted his foot in golden leather shoes and kicked Mei Jun's stomach more than a dozen times.

Although Mei Jun was weak, he could still think, and he roared angrily in his heart: "Lao Tzu swore today: 'If there is a next life......"

In an instant, a layer of gray death quickly invaded his mind, and even his unfinished oath was devoured.

After Zhu Jiao's more than a dozen feet went down, Mei Jun had no signs of life......

He looked at the dead Mei Jun coldly, his face was not the slightest wave, and there was no pity in his heart, this was the end of not giving him face.

He took out a cigarette from the cigarette case in his pocket and lit it, looked up to the sky and spat out a cloudy smoke ring, but cursed in his mouth: "Dog, if you have a next life, go and be an inconspicuous mold!"

After he smoked this one, he walked away like a walk on the Avenue of Stars.

Not long after, there was another whistle of "beep beep beep" behind him.

......

"Hmm, isn't Lao Tzu dead? Why is it dark around me? Is there really a hell in this world?" Mei Jun subconsciously groped around.

But he didn't know that after the death of his original body, his soul had been detached, and now he really entered a mold, or a penicillium with green hyphae.

At this point, he was dazed, and stood still for a while, until...

Suddenly, a terrifying suction force hit, and he felt that his body was out of control, as if he was being swept into a bottomless whirlpool.

A little bit... Little by little, it was shattered, along with the soul.

"Could it be that this is the legendary six realms of reincarnation?" he was shocked in his heart, and couldn't help but guess.

After a long time, he seemed to be able to see.

He found himself in an endless darkness, in front of him a huge whirlpool, orange fire swirling around the invisible dark matter.

What the dark matter should not have seen was the orange glow that swirled around it, giving him an indirect visual perception that there was something in the darkness of the center.

From a distance, it looks like a small hole in a lit honeycomb coal.

"It's... Isn't this a black hole?" Mei Jun was shocked in his heart, only to feel a cold sweat oozing from behind him.

Because just a few days ago, astroscientists on Earth have released a hard-won photo of a black hole to the world.

The "protagonist" of the photo is the supermassive black hole at the center of the supergiant elliptical galaxy M87 in the constellation Virgo, which is 6.5 billion times more massive than the Sun and about 55 million light-years away from Earth.

He subconsciously wanted to wipe off the sweat with his hands, and suddenly discovered...

"Well, what about Lao Tzu's hands, feet, and body ......."

Then he looked down again.

"Oh my God! How did you become a ball! Lao Tzu is only in his early 30s now, how can he be positive in the future!"

Finding that his soul has become a ball, his mood is naturally furious, how can he bear this, but he has no mouth, how can he speak?

"Oh... It's over! At this time, even the most important rights have been deprived, this is to make Lao Tzu not a human being!"

He originally thought that there would be a reincarnation after death, reincarnation, and twenty years later, he would be a good man again.

But he didn't expect that he was inexplicably sucked by the black hole.

The more Mei Jun thought about it, the more angry she became......

"No, fight, Lao Tzu is not a person~"

I don't know if it was the courage cultivated by nine years of obligation, or if he read too many novels, he plunged headlong into the whirlpool.

In an instant, an incomparably powerful suction force sucked him into the center of the vortex, the singularity.

The matter sucked into the black hole can never escape, and there is simply the end of time.

In the black hole, Mei Jun couldn't see or hear, he seemed to be frozen at this time, and even his thoughts were solidified.

A black hole in the vast universe is a point that has been compressed to infinitesimal sizes, but what is the situation inside?

I don't know how much time has passed, or if time hasn't changed at all.

In a small cozy room, the sunlight after the rain shines through the beautiful glass windows on the white porcelain floor, but it also accumulates a lot of dust.

A humid environment combined with a suitable temperature is the environment in which mold, the most prevalent form of microorganisms, grows.

There is a bookshelf with many books in the room, and in a corner, there is a picture of a black hole, with a line of small red text in the lower right corner of the photo:

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The photo outside is moldy, the pattern of the black hole is about to be eroded, and the green mycelium is spread on it one by one, judging by the color, it is undoubtedly Penicillium.

"Well, can it move? Black hole, right? Lao Tzu still eats you!"

In the black hole, Mei Jun, who suddenly found that he could move again, was greatly refreshed.

He already knew that the black hole world he was in was nothing more than a two-dimensional world that reflected part of the nature of a real black hole.

Although he doesn't know how his soul got in.

But even so, the properties of the real black hole remain in it, and it can be said that the black hole in this photo is a reduced version of the black hole.

"Just destroy it from the outside. Mei Jun found that he was able to control the penicillium outside, just like his own siblings, so he was now ready to erode this black hole photo.

At the same time, if you eat the black hole in front of you, you may have an adventure...

"Look at Lao Tzu eating you!"

"Haha, Lao Tzu came out...... Huh?"

"What the hell! Lao Tzu has become an inconspicuous mold!"

But he didn't know that the most wonderful characteristic of the great universe, emergence, appeared in him......

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