Chapter 315: This book has a relationship with this cat

Octopus twelve-clawed, one-eyed octopus, seven-clawed octopus, black dolphin, white dolphin, as well as large and small octopus demons, ordinary octopuses, after hearing this, they were shocked for a while.

Later, they turned their gaze to the black cat that suddenly appeared out of the air.

I saw this black cat walking gracefully in the air, with a trustworthy smile on his face, and said to the "fish": "I am Tom the black cat, and I am willing to serve you." ”

All the "fish" looked at each other, and they didn't know what this cat was trying to do?

There was no "fish" to speak, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

Tom kept a smile on his face, but he was scolding in his heart: a group of country octopuses, even Uncle Tom didn't know him?

If they appear in those big octopus tribes, their leaders will all surround them and treat them as guests.

You must know that you saw the potential of this group of octopuses at an early age, and once taught them to use Morse code, and now they use it as a noble language, and they speak this foreign language in formal settings......

After a while, the twelve claws broke the awkward atmosphere, and it smiled innocently: "I seem to have seen you, you should have talked to the leader of Helix in my former tribe." I don't know how this Mr. Cat wants to help us? ”

Tom the black cat breathed a sigh of relief that there was finally an octopus from the big city who had seen something of the world......

I'll just say, Uncle Tom has a wide range of friends, and there is a good saying, who in the world doesn't know cats?

Helix, who still has the impression that he is a very strong octopus, is the leader of a large octopus tribe.

The twelve-clawed octopus mentioned "Halis", and it finally remembered who this octopus was who had spoiled its good deeds......

Last time, when 500,000 octopuses besieged a human city, in order to compete for the right to be the first to enter the city, the twelve tribes chose tug-of-war to decide the winner.

Isn't the "rope" used in tug-of-war the twelve-clawed octopus in front of you?

This guy is simple-minded, and he should be foolish.

Thinking of this, Tom said slowly, "I want to tell you that it is useless to speak by mouth alone. If the conflict between the two sides can be resolved by words, why do you think humans invented artillery, tanks and airplanes? ”

The one-eyed octopus said proudly: "That's because they are stupid and greedy, and they are always not satisfied, so they need to use planes to grab them." We octopuses are smart and easily satisfied, as long as we have jars......"

Uh, and that kind of answer?

Tom the black cat was stunned when he heard this, but it didn't panic, how many scenes has it seen, fooling a few octopuses that have never seen the world, and it's not ready to be caught?

Why does it use the famous words of the iron-blooded prime minister "Bismarck"?

It is because through the skirmishing just now, it has been keenly discovered that the octopus tribe is actually just like Prussia in history, and there is also a need for unity.

The unification war of the Octopus Empire, just think about it, what a big customer this must be!

It immediately said, "In that case, why does this Mr. Seven Claws want to raise fish to eat?" ”

"Huh?" The one-eyed octopus heard this, and then pointed angrily at the seven-clawed octopus, "The reason is very simple, this guy wants to pretend to be forced when he has strength and wisdom, and he doesn't want to eat fish in the sea anymore, so he wants to eat specially raised and green pollution-free products......

"It's just picky, and it can't agree to its demands for these luxuries, and cans are our necessities."

"What do you mean by luxury?" The seven-clawed octopus was very dissatisfied when he heard this, "Didn't you listen to what I just said? That's for future generations, lest they be poisoned by human debris and become less intelligent than we are now. ”

The twelve claws are completely unable to cope with this complex situation, what is "must-have" and "luxury"?

On its columnar head, two black eyes rolled innocently, subconsciously looking at its two dolphin companions.

It's a pity that both dolphin companions were so immersed in this unprecedented debate that they didn't have the time to respond to it.

"Hehe," Tom the black cat laughed, "you octopuses have also opened up their minds, and with wisdom, this disagreement is normal. You should read more of the history books of mankind, from tribes to nations, from self-sufficiency to division of labor.

"Now the conflict between the two of you is copying human history, in fact, you can refer to the human way to solve the problem."

It looked up at the one-eyed octopus and said, "Don't you want to eat the fish fresh and pollution-free, so that you can give birth to healthy and intelligent offspring?" ”

Then it said to the seven-clawed octopus: "Don't you want to use a reassuring jar, so that future generations don't have to worry about all kinds of dolphins and sharks?" ”

Twelvepaw was dizzy when he heard this, what the hell did this Mr. Black Cat want to do?

It only saw two octopus tribal leaders nodding their heads.

At this time, Tom the black cat said: "Actually, everything is very simple, as long as you become a tribe, unified management, division of labor and cooperation, some people produce cans, and some people go to raise fish, so that there will be no more such conflicts." ”

Hearing this, Twelveclaw faintly understood: It seems that this is really the case, at least in the tribe where the leader of Helix is located, everyone listens to it, and there are few such conflicts?

The seven-clawed octopus and the one-eyed octopus looked at each other, and then said in unison: "Then who will be the leader of the new tribe?" ”

The advantage of the chieftains, the clever they have understood, the more food they have, the greater the attraction of the female octopus, and they can move their mouths more and less legs......

Twelveclaw has never thought about this problem, and he thinks that being a simple octopus and shrinking into a jar after eating it is the greatest happiness.

Now as soon as the octopus leader of the two small tribes spoke, a lightning bolt flashed through his mind,

I finally understood that it was precisely because of the fear that the leader of Halis would take its place that he would keep rejecting him, and he had found an excuse to kick himself out before......

Thinking of this, it wanted to go back immediately and find the leader of Halith for verification, but then it heard Tom the black cat talking again.

"Hehe, the battle for the position of this leader, as I said, can no longer be decided by anyone's mouth, it has to be decided by iron and blood!" Tom the black cat said lightly.

That's right, when Prussia and Austria competed for the leadership of a unified Germany, could they negotiate the result? Who will those small German states listen to in the end?

The one with the big fist.

It thought proudly that in this way, the two sides would definitely have a great battle and bloody conflict;

And this twelve-clawed octopus will soon understand that only by relying on a strong wrist to unify the entire octopus community will this kind of internal fighting tragedy not continue......

It has gone through the rest of the development in its mind, a rising octopus empire is about to be born under Uncle Tom's three-inch incorruptible tongue, in iron and blood.

When the one-eyed octopus heard this, he looked at the seven-clawed octopus again, and there was a hint of ferocity in his eyes.

Seeing this, Twelveclaw immediately subconsciously objected: "No, how can an octopus kill an octopus?" We can't kill each other for a position!

"Isn't that just like the stupid humans you call stupid? We octopuses should be able to face ourselves honestly, and now I come to ask you, tell me out loud, who do you think is more capable of being this leader? ”

"Myself!" The two octopus leaders replied in unison, glaring at each other.

Twelveclaw touched his head when he heard this, and was speechless, they seemed to be very honest now.

It forgets for a moment that what is said is honest, but it does not mean that what is said is the truth......

It said to its two dolphin companions in distress: "It seems that we also need a companion who can distinguish between truth and falsehood......"

The black dolphin nodded, and the white dolphin sneezed in approval.

Tom the black cat was dumbfounded, damn, this octopus, looking at its strong body, has twelve claws, and is extremely talented, it is still a Buddhist octopus?

Co-author with your Uncle Tom, you didn't listen to it for a long time? Why don't you think of using your claws to stop them and designate a leader?

It just doesn't make sense!

At this time, when Tom the black cat was depressed, he saw that the octopus had a new movement.

The other party began to reverently raise a wrist foot hidden under the water, with a dark black schoolbag rolled up on it.

I don't know if it's an illusion, Tom always felt that there was a familiar smell on the bag......

But it was sure it had never seen the bag.

Then it saw that the octopus seemed to be muttering something in its mouth.

After a long time, a large golden book, almost blinding its two cat's eyes, like an artifact, suddenly flew out of the bag and resided in mid-air.

Is this guy really an octopus of destiny, and he actually has an artifact on his body?

Why didn't Uncle Tom have such a good life?

Tom the black cat was very jealous of this stupid octopus for a moment.

"Great mercy, wisdom, wisdom, and wisdom are the only ones in heaven and there is no ...... on earth Tell me, where can I find a companion who can distinguish between truth and falsehood? ”

The black cat Mu was stunned as he listened to the twelve paws patting the long fart, and was shocked for a while.

It thought to itself, the old yellow head had never boasted about himself like this, and it seemed that he was really very modest...... In the future, he will have to develop more new postures for patting horses.

Then it looked at the book and thought, I know the answer myself, and if this book can be answered, I must get it......

After a while, it saw the big golden book, the cover of which slapped, and began to make a "fluttering" sound.

The black cat began to wonder, and then realized that this was not the Morse code he had taught the octopuses.

The book doesn't seem to be able to speak human words, so it uses ciphers to communicate.

"The octopus twelve-clawed boy with the mandate of heaven, when he went west to the land of Shenzhou, there was a man named 'Xie Dong', he was in the outreach team of the Truth Office, and he had a magical ability, he could do it, you can ask him for help.

"Or go find a leader of the Baishi people named Shi Qian, who is also in the land of Shenzhou."

"Thanks for the great...... The generous guidance of the Book of Heaven. The twelve claws saluted reverently, and the other eleven brachiopods bowed at the same time.

Then the golden book flew back into the dark black bag.

As soon as Tom heard it, he knew that what the other party said was right, Xie Dong's ability, and the ability of the leader of the Baishi people, it was all clear.

At this time, its eyes lit up, and its previous plan to bewitch the twelve claws to act as a spare tire was thrown out of the clouds by it in an instant.

Now that it is known that there is a need for unity in the octopus tribe, then the leader of Halis, as well as some other big leaders of the octopus, any one should be more suitable than this Buddha octopus.

This time Huang Rui had a bad idea, he forgot the phrase "knowing people and faces, but not knowing their hearts", it seems that the demonic qi has indeed made him stupid, and he has to be treated quickly.

And this book of heaven is really amazing, and it really knows the characters in the world.

For oneself who needs to harvest the power of death, isn't it equivalent to the book of life and death of Hades?

Hey, I want to be the god of death, and this book just happened to appear, it's a godsend!

This book must be related to this cat!

Tom remained silent on the surface, and secretly geared up, ready to follow Twelveclaw and get his hands on the golden book.

It doesn't go out on its own, that's its principle, and it has to find a way to get the other party to take the initiative to give it away......

Tom the black cat didn't know that he was right.

Game book baby, the only product produced by the system uncle, can identify the good and evil of the characters, age and strength, and record the detailed information of all the characters he has seen, which can be regarded as the life and death book of the trumpet.

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Office of the Outreach Group of the Shenzhou Truth Office.

Everyone was celebrating Xie Dong, who had just been promoted to team leader, and joked that they must have a treat after work.

Xie Dong smiled "hehe", agreed again and again, accepted everyone's compliments, and thought, it's not easy, after eight years, I am finally coming out.

Thank you to Shenzhou, thank you to the Truth Office, thank you to Venerable Shenlong, thank you to Director Hu, thank you to Advisor Ren, and finally thank you to my wife and children and my father and mother......