Chapter 9: Old Spirits, Old Spirits, Old Spirits
The gambler and a sick nagger looked like a ghost pinched up, and exposed each other's shortcomings through alcohol.
At this time, Niu Tou and Ma Mian also walked in front of a pair of newcomers.
"Great, sir, what's wrong with you?"
The groom, dressed in a black coat, stammered, even though he had just arrived, and he knew the ghost who ran the street.
"What a fragrant smell, boy, did you drown in the filthy land of the sun?"
The extremes of things must be opposed, and this is exactly the case between the underworld and the yang. The delicacies of the yang world are worse than swill in the underworld, and the disgusting filth is the supreme delicacy in the underworld.
The bridegroom who drowned in the dung pit exuded a seductive fragrance in the underworld, and if it had not been for the shopkeeper in this Yin Yang Inn, he would have been devoured by some daring evil spirits.
"Third brother, I guess it's this kid, I said it when I was drinking with us a few days ago."
The bull stared at the cauliflower with a squint, and did not take his eyes off when he spoke.
Cauliflower was startled by the appearance of the bull's head and shrank behind the groom.
"Boy, if you want to marry today, you have to come through our brothers."
"The third master, the fourth master, our shopkeeper has taken care of this kid's marriage, so you will raise your noble hand and let him go!"
The runner leaned over and whispered.
"Smack!"
The calloused palm of the bull's head snorted on the face of the running hall, and there was a crisp sound, and the running hall spun like a spinning top.
"What's the matter, your inn can be opened in peace, the gentlemen didn't contribute less, what's the matter, now that we don't need a new backer, we don't need the two of us, so I want to unload the mill and kill the donkey?
Call me your shopkeeper, robbing relatives is the rule of our underworld, I want to ask if I can take this little girl away today! ”
"Roar! The fourth master didn't pour out the fire on Pan Xiaolian's little prodigal hoof, and took out his anger at my trot! ”
A bewitching voice came from the stairs on the second floor, and a charming female ghost with a moth head and eyebrows walked down.
After a burst of intoxicating fat powder wafted through the smell of fat powder that enchanted all the diners, the female ghost appeared in front of the bull-headed horse and saved the spinning running hall.
"Pan Xiaolian has a moving shopkeeper, if you want to put out the fire, you have to come forward as the shopkeeper, third brother, do you say it!"
If Ma Mian didn't answer his brother's words, if this was known by the dominatrix in the family, his horse whip would have to become the main ingredient in the soup, and he would have to drink it himself.
"Fourth master, Xiaojun is a younger brother I recognize, our friendship for hundreds of years, you have to give your sister a face and complete the marriage of this little couple!"
"Hehe, Sai Xishi, you have a lot of younger brothers, this is the seventh or the eighth. I don't want to shake off your, let's do things according to the rules.
The gentleman wants to rob the marriage, you find someone who can fight out, if you win, I will leave without saying a word, and if you lose, this little girl will be mine, don't talk nonsense.
Unless you want to do it yourself, then our brothers have been waiting for a long time. ”
The bull's head was on the ground with the steel fork on his shoulder, and he stared at Sai Xi Shi with a smile.
"Does the fourth master have to bully ghosts like this, we who open a shop and do business, are the least good at fighting and killing, which is your fourth master's opponent."
Sai Xi Shi's tone became delicate, and he hugged the arm of the bull's head and coquettishly.
"Hehe, then relax the conditions, didn't you hold a ten-table wedding banquet for this little ghost, you just find someone from it who can fight, as long as he can survive my ten moves, you will win." How about it, the man has done his best to be benevolent, you didn't say anything about the shopkeeper, right? ”
The bull head seemed to be a little jealous of Sai Xishi, withdrew his hand, laughed dryly, and took another step.
"Which eldest brother is willing to help, this is a rare opportunity to accumulate yin virtue for decades, just take the four masters and ten moves, promote this marriage can be reincarnated as soon as possible, and you can still cast a good family in the next life, miss this time, maybe there will be no chance!"
Sai Xi Shi tempted the ten tables near Shang Biao, although some ghosts were ready to move, but they had not lost their minds.
This is also the place where the bull head is cunning, and the diners who can enter the Yin Yang Inn to eat are definitely not ordinary ghosts, he first set the scope on the first floor, excluding the Yin God who provoked the second floor and the third floor.
He also targeted Shang Biao's ten tables, because if he could eat on the first floor, he would definitely not have less dark coins in his hand, and more dark coins meant that these ghosts had the capital to grow their strength, although it was unlikely to be their opponents, but it was not one hundred percent.
And the poor ghost who came in with Shangli, Niu Tou is confident that even if these crooked melons and cracked dates are served together, it will take a little means at most, and there is absolutely no problem.
can be a bad guy, none of them are IQ arrears, although the bull head shows five big and three rough, grumpy appearance, but there are many eyes.
"A few, just ten moves, although that Yin Cha is strong, but you are not hopeless when you use all means, why don't you try?"
Shang Biao asked in a low voice to a few old ghosts at the same table.
"Boy, you're still too young. Do you think it's really rare to take the four masters' ten tricks, not blowing, although I can't do it, but the reggae in front of me can definitely hold on.
But what about after you survive? Just offending the third and fourth masters for that bit of yin virtue means offending all the officials in the underworld, even if you don't mix in this area, but unless you go to be a lonely soul and a wild ghost, you will feel good in the future.
Although everyone is poor, they are not stupid, who dares to take such a big risk. ”
The gambler spoke his heart, and it was also what all the ghosts around him thought.
It is impossible for Sable Chan not to know such a simple truth, and she did not add any temptation chips except for a few words on her lips.
"I want to try!"
Li Laohan said to Shang Biao with his mouth and asked for his opinion.
"Feel free!"
They are all adults, and Shang Biao is not his parents, so there is no need for Li Laohan to stop him if he wants to die. Maybe people still have the means to take over the ten moves of the bull head and complete the task.
Seeing that Shang Biao did not object, Li Laohan stood up, faced the sable cicada and said:
"Shopkeeper, old man, I have heard the name of yellow rice for a long time, if you resist this bad man's ten tricks, I don't know if I can let the old man taste this delicacy?"
Shang Biao took a deep look at the old smoking gun and understood the old man's attention.
He also thought of this method in his heart, and he was very sure that Sai Diao Chan would agree, but in the end, he was still not sure that he would take the bull's head ten moves without revealing his identity.
So I extinguished this thought in my heart, but I didn't expect Li Laohan to think about him together.
It seems that he will definitely take that side quest, killing two birds with one stone, but it is a good calculation.
"Yellow rice..."
Sai Diao Chan didn't immediately agree, and Moth Mei stared at Li Laohan tightly.
"Interesting, just a bowl of yellow rice, if you can carry the ten tricks of the master, I will make you a friend, not to mention a bowl of yellow rice, ten bowls will please you. If you can't bear it, don't blame me for swallowing you! ”
Niu Tou licked his tongue and stared at Li Laohan and said, he didn't expect to be really bold.