Chapter 7: Hades

"Xiaomin, how much else do you get paid there?"

Li Laohan took out the movie ticket and glanced at it, and asked.

"Dozens of points, less than a hundred, I bought props before my salary came in."

"Then let's do it first, if there is any accident, mortgage a few items to him. You did a good job just now, don't show it to your face even if you say it behind your back, a person like Ling Xiao won't live long if he doesn't die this time. ”

Li Laohan's own salary is not enough, and the two of them can't make up five hundred together, so they can only be in a state of bad luck for the time being.

In the blue-tiled house, Shang Biao commanded the villagers to be busy.

As an old man who came out as a teenager, he has handled more than one yin marriage, after all, he now pays attention to one-stop service. When he was collecting aborted babies in the hospital, he also made a few extra money by selling corpses as a middleman.

It's been busy for most of the day, and it's already done when it's dark.

After the sun set, Shang Biao looked at the time and motioned for the husband and wife to be on top of the hall.

"The auspicious time is here, and the newcomer will be gifted!"

"Let go of me, you let go of me, Dao Chief, tell me where Xiao Wu went, I want to see him!"

Cauliflower, dressed in a happy suit, was dragged in by the arms of two stout women, struggling in vain with her thin body.

In the afternoon, the woman didn't know what illness she was committing, and she had to see the young man who was sucked dry by the black stiffness, Shang Biao shirked and said that the young man followed the old way, but the other party didn't believe it.

"Look who's at the door!"

Shang Biao pointed, and Cauliflower turned around to see the bloodless young man, and before he could speak, the ghost boy manipulated the corpse and ran away.

The task requirement is too restrictive, Shang Biao had no choice but to let the ghost boy pour a stomach of water on the corpse to make up for the lack of blood in his body, and then took advantage of the darkness to cover it up, so he fooled the past.

Seeing the young man running away, the bride stopped struggling in a daze.

At this moment, a dressed corpse was carried in. The stench was overwhelming, after all, it was a corpse that had been left for almost seven days, and the disgusting cause of his death made everyone hold their breath.

Generally, it is okay to replace the groom after the rooster is summoned in a yin marriage, but after all, it makes sense to participate in the wedding without the corpse itself.

"Worship Heaven and Earth"

"Two Worship Halls"

"Husband and wife worship each other"

"Doorway!"

Shang Biao chanted loudly, and after the corpse was supported to worship heaven and earth, he cut off a handful of hair from his scalp and tied it with the bride's long hair. As soon as the husband and wife are married, it comes from this.

"Licheng, send it to the cave room!"

The cavern of the corpse was naturally in the coffin, and in the narrow coffin, in view of the bride's frailty, the groom could only be allowed to enter first, and then let her walk on top of the corpse.

The lid of the coffin did not close tightly, revealing a gap in breathing.

By the time he entered the coffin, the ritual of the yang world had been completed, and Shang Biao let the villagers who were watching the excitement disperse, including the couple.

Shang Biao's magic sword lit a soul talisman, hooking the bride's soul, Yu Bu changed, and in an instant retreated to the paper sedan chair that had been prepared at the door, and put the soul in the sedan chair.

The people who sent the relatives were lined up in two rows and lined up next to the sedan chair.

"The sky is round and the place is round, the law is nine chapters, the door of the yin road is open, the ghosts and gods are not stopped, the love is through the nine secluded, the vast is not ancient, I am in a hurry with the two immortals like the law!"

After the spell was completed, Shang Biao's magic sword danced in the air and drew a rune, and the originally crooked paper figure blew as if it came to life after the rune was formed.

The first and second bands blew joy and sandwiched the sedan chair in the middle, and the paper figures did not fall to the ground, and quickly walked out of the courtyard, through the village, and followed the instinctive guidance.

"Huh~ Brother Dao, how long are we going to follow!"

In half a day, several people also introduced themselves to each other, Xiao Min's name is An Min, and he is a newcomer who has passed two films.

The default among the actors is that it is not an audition film, and even if they have starred in three films, they will be overturned from newcomers to veteran actors, so Ling Xiao put on a senior appearance to preach to An Min.

Shang Biaobao's name is still evil bones, and when he heard the title of this brother, he was stunned for a moment before he realized that An Min was calling himself.

"When it's time to come, don't ask. Especially when you enter the underworld, it's better to shut up if you can talk less, otherwise we will be found out that we are living people, and I don't need me to remind you of the end! ”

Originally, he didn't want to answer such a boring question, but after thinking about it, he still advised, otherwise it would be bad for this stupid woman to be stupid and drag herself down.

"The trail is right, the underworld is not better than here, there is no big mistake in being careful."

Li Laohan also agreed, and after speaking, he lowered his speed a little and pulled An Min. The demon class template is strong under the subtle transformation of the demon qi, and even if it carries a person, it will not affect the speed much.

The three of them followed the paper figure team for more than ten minutes, and a thick fog appeared in front of them.

Shang Biao knew that he was about to enter the underworld, so he reminded him, and he used his mana to converge the yang energy in his body, and drew out a few wisps of ghost qi from the ghost boy's parasitic skull and lingered on his body.

After entering the mist, the five fingers were gone, and the paper figure that sent off the relatives disappeared, only the sound of musical instruments beating was still loud. The three of them continued in the direction from which the joy had come and had not gone far before they entered a bustling street.

The paper man who sent off his relatives reappeared, except for his dull look, but the body of the paper paste before became no different from the flesh of a living person.

All kinds of antique shops are lined up on both sides of the street, and all kinds of souls with missing arms and legs, holding their heads and moving their bodies, come and go like a tide, and it is very lively.

"Yo, I'm marrying again, what role has my brother been here recently?"

"I heard that he is a drowning ghost, and this kind of unlucky person can actually have the luck to marry a wife, which is really the first time in decades."

"It's useless to be envious, let's continue to boil it, I still have twenty years to be reincarnated, brother, you seem to be fast, right?"

"Well, it's three years before you get out!"

"Damn, every time I think about it, I panic, Lao Tzu actually has ninety years of life, and he has only enjoyed twenty years in the yang world before he comes down!"

The two ghost heads were held in their hands, indicating the cause of death.

The so-called things gather by like, ghosts by groups, these two ghosts were both asked and beheaded at the same time for crimes in the yang world, so they became good brothers below.

Not to mention the two old ghosts who continued to chat, it was only said that Shang Biao and the three of them followed the family send-off team to a three-story wooden restaurant inn with very good words.

The plaque at the entrance of the inn reads four seal characters 'Yin Yang Inn', which is their destination.

There was a white wedding lantern hanging in front of the restaurant, and the green-eyed ghost wearing the groom's wedding dress was wet when he saw the family sending procession stop, and he impatiently carried the bride out of the sedan chair.

"Congratulations to the prince for his great joy, the shopkeeper of the small shop has set up a nine-table wedding banquet to congratulate the prince! Friends who pass by seize the opportunity to pay a gift money to enjoy the wedding banquet, until the seat is full! ”

A ghost who looked like an inn runner said loudly, this time it was like stabbing a hornet's nest, and the ghosts passing by rushed up as long as they had two dollars in their pockets.