Chapter VI Accidental Disability Allowance
Nanyi No. 1 Middle School, classroom.
"Hmm, my Ah Mumu, you can be regarded as back!"
Xie Yi hugged Xiao Mu with a handful of snot and tears, and cried, "In the seven days that you have been away, you miss me to death!" I heard that you were injured by a pterodactyl, let me see, where is the injury, is there any healing? ”
"I'm fine." Xiao Mu smiled lightly.
"Tut-tut, then again, being hit by a dragon, this one-in-billions probability event actually happened to my friend, I always feel a little incredible." Xie Yi smacked his tongue and said, "You know, that's a half-saint-level pterodactyl!" I've never seen a half-saint-level alien race in my life! ”
"You'd better pray that you don't see each other in your life, not everyone has the luck I have."
"That's right. You kid is so lucky that you have actually seen a pterodactyl at the demi-saint level, and you can still live well! ”
"Okay, don't talk about me, let's talk about it, are there any important or big things happening in the days when I'm away?"
"There is no important thing, but there is one big thing, do you know, that guy Yu Ge actually confessed to Zhou Shiman, and Zhou Shiman's stupid woman actually agreed! What's so good about Yu Ge, a little white face, isn't it just that his mental power is a little bit stronger! ”
Xiao Mu's eyes widened, and he looked a little incredible.
But in fact, his eyes were looking behind Xie Yi, and Zhou Shiman stood behind Xie Yi for some reason!
Xie Yi saw Xiao Mu's shocked look, and thought that Xiao Mu was shocked by the news he said.
He continued to express his dissatisfaction with the couple of Yu Ge and Zhou Shiman: "Yu Ge, this guy, with fine skin and tender meat, knows at a glance that he is a person who can't withstand the torture of love, I dare to guarantee that it won't be long before he breaks up with Zhou Shiman!" ”
Xiao Mu recognized Xie Yi's words very much, and wanted to nod in support of Xie Yi, but when he saw Zhou Shiman's sharp eyes sweeping, he could only lower his head and not speak.
"Ahem! Ahem! ”
Xiao Mu coughed heavily, and motioned Xie Yi with his eyes to look behind him.
Xie Yi didn't feel his kind reminder at all, and said to himself: "Zhou Shiman, this woman is really stupid, there are a lot of men in the world, why did you choose such a little white face as Yu Ge?" Do you really think that if he looks delicate, he is a good man?
What kind of aesthetic is this!
As a big man, he still wipes lipstick, disgusting to death!
No, he's not a big man, he's just a sissy!
Zhou Shiman Zhou Da beauty actually likes sissy!
I think she's better off than her best friend who likes her! ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Xiao Mu coughed wildly.
He covered his eyes, and he didn't have any eyes to continue looking, because Zhou Shiman had already raised his slap and was slapping it hard.
Syllable!
Xie Yi slapped him hard and was stunned.
"Thanks! Art! ”
Zhou Shiman gritted his teeth and spit out two words.
"Poetry...... Shiman, you ...... When did you come? ”
Xie Yi was hesitant, and he didn't know what to say.
He glared at Xiao Mu, and somewhat blamed Xiao Mu for not opening his mouth to remind him.
Xiao Mu smiled, if he was a friend, he should have opened his mouth to remind Xie Yi just now, instead of making a look or coughing there, but from the perspective of a friend, he didn't speak directly in the spirit of watching a good show.
"Shiman, don't care about what I just said, I'll just blow the water, it's just a joke." Xie Yi said with a dumb eye.
Zhou Shiman glared at him, but he didn't bother to pay attention to him.
She looked at Xiao Mu, handed a document to Xiao Mu's desktop, and said expressionlessly: "This is the accidental disability allowance that Luo Yiping, the predecessor of the Immortal Swordsman, applied for for you, take a look, if you have no opinion, sign these two contracts." ”
"Accidental disability allowance?"
Xiao Mu looked at himself, did he look like a disabled person?
It's not like that!
"Luo Yiping applied?" Xie Yi exclaimed, and then asked casually, "How many?" ”
"1 million!" Zhou Shiman said with a cold face, I don't know if he is dissatisfied with Xie Yi or the number of 1 million.
"1 million!"
Xiao Mu and Xie Yi both gasped.
"This ...... That's too much, right? Xiao Mu said in disbelief.
"I'll go for it, but I was smashed by a pterodactyl, and I actually subsidized so much money!" Xie Yi looked envious, jealous and hateful, and looked at Xiao Mu with blank eyes, "Ah Mumu, you and I have been friends for many years, and now that you are prosperous, should you fund me, a poor bastard?" ”
"Get out!"
Xiao Mu scolded, and then looked at Zhou Shiman, "I've only been in a coma for seven days, and I'm not really disabled, is it necessary to subsidize me with so much money?" Is there something going on here? ”
Zhou Shiman glanced at him and said, "How can I know the inside story, I'm not a party!" A subsidy of one million, which is not a small amount, even Luo Yiping's predecessors can't apply for it casually.
Moreover, with the upright temperament of Luo Yiping's predecessors, he would not help an ordinary person he didn't know to apply for such a large amount of money for no reason.
Even if Luo Yiping's predecessors came forward, the people of the Disability Foundation would basically not approve such a large amount of funds, especially this fund, which is only used to support a high school student who has not yet graduated!
If this high school student is really disabled, it will be fine, but according to the custom, he will be rewarded with a maximum of 30,000 or 40,000 yuan.
But that's a whole million!
A million, for a nameless boy who didn't realize a ray of aura! ”
The more Zhou Shiman spoke, the more excited he became, and there was a faint tendency to be emotionally violent.
Xiao Mu frowned slightly, this woman shouldn't be jealous of me, right?
Jealous that I got a million for nothing?
"Ahem."
Xie Yi coughed dryly, he also realized that Zhou Shiman's mood was wrong, and he didn't know what to say.
"Sign it!" Zhou Shiman pushed the contract in front of Xiao Mu and said indifferently, "I don't want to waste time, I have to send the contract back to the Academic Affairs Office later." ”
"I don't want to sign for money from unknown sources."
Xiao Mu shook his head indifferently.
The main reason is Zhou Shiman's domineering attitude, which makes him a little unhappy!
Secondly, this subsidy fund is a little inexplicable.
Luo Yiping is not his father, is it necessary to be so good to him?
In the name of disability allowance, no matter how you look at it, it feels a bit hypocritical.
"Unknown origin? In black and white, it is clearly written, this is the appropriation signed by Luo Yiping's predecessor in person, and you actually say that it is a fund of unknown origin? Zhou Shiman was so angry that his chest rose and fell.
She pointed to one of the signatures on it, "This is the handwriting of Luo Yiping's predecessor, I recognize it, this is the subsidy that Luo Yiping's predecessor personally applied for for you, a nobody!" The kindness of Luo Yiping's predecessors was actually misinterpreted by you as having an unknown origin!
I really don't understand, why did Luo Yiping's predecessors apply for such a large subsidy for people like you?
For a person like you, giving 30,000 or 40,000 yuan is enough for you to eat and drink for three or five years!
The most important thing is that I think you're fine now, and you don't look like a disabled person at all!
If you are in good health, you are not eligible for this subsidy at all! ”
The louder she spoke, the more emotional she became.
At this time, many students had just entered the classroom and were preparing for the pre-class work of the morning class, when they heard her noisy voice of Zhou Shiman, they couldn't help but look this way, causing a burst of whispering.
Xiao Mu didn't care about the eyes of the classmates around him, and he didn't care about Zhou Shiman's excitement when he was about to go berserk.
He was expressionless and said indifferently: "Since you think I am not eligible for this subsidy, then please take these things away." ”
He can understand why Zhou Shiman is so excited, this woman is a fan of Luo Yiping nine times out of ten, and it is very likely that she is very die-hard, otherwise, how would she know Luo Yiping's handwriting?
From the perspective of her die-hard loyalty, the subsidies that Luo Yiping applied for for him Xiao Mu are tantamount to an emperor's reward for a beggar on the street, as a beggar, he should be rewarded obediently, not refused. Refuse, that's an insult to the emperor by a beggar!
However, this may be her Zhou Shiman's idea, but it can't represent his Xiao Mu's idea!
Originally, he felt a little sorry to refuse such a large subsidy, but being so provoked by Zhou Shiman, he couldn't help but think about the problem from a different angle.
Yes, a nobody like him, what reason does Luo Yiping have to apply for such a subsidy for him?
He clutched his chest, his heart pounding sharply, and he couldn't help but think of a week ago.
The moment he was swallowed by the pterodactyl, he felt a sharp pain before he lost consciousness and fell unconscious. If you think about it at this moment, the location of the pain seems to be the heart part!
He thought he had been bitten by the teeth of the pterosaur, but after thinking about it carefully, the teeth of the pterosaur were thicker than his whole person, and if he was really bitten by his teeth, his whole person would probably be bitten into pieces, and it would be impossible for him to be as intact as he is now.
"Luo Yiping is good at kendo, is it difficult to ......"
Xiao Mu felt that he had vaguely grasped something.
He had a feeling that he was about to realize the truth!
But at this moment, Zhou Shiman snapped, slapped it on Xiao Mu's table, and then took away the folder and contract on the table: "This is what you said, you don't want it yourself, I didn't force you!" ”
With that, she shook her head and left.
Xiao Mu gritted his teeth with hatred, if it weren't for the sound of her sudden slap, he might have remembered what happened at that time.
Although he fell into a coma at the time, he always felt that he was not completely unconscious at that time, and the severe pain kept him awake a little.
And some of the voices I heard later seemed to have been heard while in a coma, as if it was in a laboratory with a group of people arguing about something.
What are they arguing about......
"Forget it, don't think about it."
Xiao Mu shook his head slightly, and his heart was full of emotion, "Anyway, it's a good thing to be alive." What's more, no matter how Luo Yiping says it, he is also my savior, even if he refuses his kindness, he can't be judged like a bad guy, right? ”
"Ah Mumu, you ......" Xie Yi covered his heart, looking like he hated iron but not steel, and pointed at Xiao Mu and said, "You, you are too disappointing!" A whole million, even if you don't want it yourself, won't you find an excuse to transfer it to me?
I'm not disabled, but neither are you!
Of course, that's not the point, the point is – I'm a refugee in need!
I'm a poor family with no rice to cook!
A whole million, that's gone!
Even if you give me 100,000, no, 200,000, no, 500,000!
Give me 500,000 or not! ”
Xiao Mu looked up at the sky, too lazy to pay attention to him.