Looking horizontally and vertically, I don't occupy any of these things! Is this a halfway monk? What's more, I don't have any desire to do this part-time job at all.

"That...... Leader, thank you for the trust and love of the leader, I am this ...... With shallow learning and limited energy, I am afraid it will be difficult to take on this big responsibility. ”

When Huang Jian heard this, he quickly stuffed a roll of paper into my hand, turned his head and said to the leader:

"Township Chief Wan, don't be angry, this kid can't turn a corner for a while, in this way, you have worked hard today, rest first, and I'll solve the matter here."

Oh, it turns out that the leader of the split is a township head, surnamed Wan. Looking at Huang Jian's flattering look at him, I thought to myself, it's better to give Huang Jian a face first, in case I offend the head of Wan Township, Huang Jian is not easy to do. And the two of them seem to be better at talking with yellow tips.

I saw that the head of Wanxiang glared at me, snorted, and turned to leave.

I looked down at the paper roll that Huang Jian gave me, and on the outside of the paper roll was written the words "The Yin Man Acts Cheaply".

Unfold it, the content is very simple, it reads:

"Zhou Dabiao is hereby appointed as a person who has passed the yin in Jiqing City, and awarded the 'official document of cheap behavior of the person who has passed the yin'. The two worlds of yin and yang act on this basis. ”

I re-rolled this volume of official documents, shook it in front of me, and said to Huang Jian with a bitter face:

"Huang Ye, what the hell is going on?"

Huang Jian shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands at me, and said:

"You're my assistant now, that's all."

"Help a bird!" I was so angry that I swore and sweared.

"No way, if you don't do it properly, I'll let the head of Wanxiang come up and invite you down to talk?"

Let the township chief take me down to talk? I think Huang Jian is very shameless, this is already a threat from Chi Guoguo, and as it stands, if I don't agree, they will kill me.

"Master Huang, do you mean that if I don't agree, I'll die? So what if I die, I won't agree? ”

"Hey...... I said, Da Biao, you have to take care of this matter. You're not afraid of death, but think about it, you're dead to your parents, your grandmother. Who will support them in the future? If you don't talk about maintenance, just make them heartbroken, can you bear it? ”

It's a soft spot for me.

yes, what if my family dies? Moreover, the experience of the past few days has made me feel that death is not a relief. Fu Yanhong is a living ...... Oh, the example of a dead warp.

"Huang Ye, look, we have a bit of a friendship, can you help me think of a way, I really don't have the ability to be your deputy."

Look at the hard one, I changed my mind and tried the soft one?

"Alas, this matter is not my decision, I am just a middleman, a lowly position, and I can't change the decision of the top. Having said that, in fact, there are very few accidents in my jurisdiction, and when things happen, I do lack a martial arts helper, but you are a mortal after all......"

As soon as I saw that there was a door, I hurriedly pursued the victory:

"Yes, yes, you see, I'm a mortal, and I have to go to work to earn money to support myself. Don't listen to their nonsense, I was able to defeat the snake demon that day, it was all up to luck, in fact, how could I be so brave? ”

To tell the truth, I really wanted to recommend Gao Liang to be his assistant to this martial arts job, but Confucius said: Do not do to others what you do not want to be done to yourself. Although it is very likely that Gao Liang will agree immediately with a light in his eyes, but after all, he himself is not here, and this kind of operation of pit teammates is really not my style.

Huang Jian lowered his head and thought for a long time:

"This matter has not slowed down, and the official documents above have been sent. That's it, anyway, there's nothing going on in my jurisdiction, you just hang this post first, and I don't need you to do anything, let's talk about other things later. ”

Again, "I'll talk about it later". Basically, Huang Jian said "I'll talk about it later", and the results of "later" were not very good.

"Huang Ye, can you think about it again and do me a favor......

Huang Jian waved his hand impatiently:

"Later, later."

After saying that, he ran away in a puff of smoke.

As soon as he ran, I woke up again - I hated dreams.

I got up from the bed, lit a cigarette, opened the curtains, and looked at the bright moonlight outside, but my mood was extremely depressed.

How could you get into such a thing?

has been unlucky to be a yin person, but it is still Huang Jianlibao! There is also a mysterious person who has a relationship......

How can we get rid of these ghosts and gods?

If you don't agree, you will die, you will not be able to support the elderly, you will not be able to marry a wife and have children, and you will not be able to continue to enjoy life. Although my current life is not good, at least there is infinite hope.

Wish? What do I hope for? Well, buy a house and a car, and the clubhouse is tender. There is still a great opportunity for this hope to be realized in the game industry. Mix it up, mix it with the main beauty, catch up with a game and give me a little bit of the whole thousand......

Alas...... This is a bit far, look at our boss Ling Kun, isn't he still sticking to the money, pulling investment like a grandson every day, looking for outsourcing projects?

Let's think about how to solve the things in front of me, I thought that the matter had been solved after the return of the yang, but I didn't expect that there would be so many troubles now.

By the way, and the snake demon! The past few days have been calm, and I have forgotten about her.

I don't know when she'll come back to me for revenge? Didn't the fairy leaders say they were going to send me a bodyguard? So far, no one has been seen.

Think about it, Huang Jian, a well-organized person, is being beaten all over the ground looking for teeth, is a non-governmental organization like Yexian reliable?

I pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray, and a wisp of green smoke floated up.

Keeping my head down and sorting things out, the two things are actually one thing, and that is that my life is seriously threatened.

Don't count on reconciliation on the snake demon's side, it's hard to say whether the people sent by the wild immortals can fight or not.

As an assistant, if you don't agree, you have to go down for tea. Fortunately, Huang Jian is quite interesting, saying that he will not arrange any work for me, but this thing can't keep any moths, there is really something to fight, I am not bad here, it must be finished.

Since there is no room for manoeuvre, we still have to find a way to solve it! Thinking of this, I made up my mind

——Find Xu Lao Dao to learn Taoism.

Better do it than wish it done! Learning a little is a little bit, and now it's important to save your life. and Gao Liang, I have to ask him if I have time, if he is willing to be this "yin person" for me.

With a plan in my mind, I pulled up the curtains and slept upside down until dawn.

The next day was Sunday, and I rushed to the hospital early in the morning, Gao Liang and Xu Laodao had just finished breakfast, and Tan Xixi was also there.

"Brother Biao is here?" Tan Xixi saw me coming, with a smile on his face.

I don't like the name "Brother Biao", because it reminds me directly of Fan Wei's classic role in Ma Dashuai - Fan Debiao. But the last time we had dinner together, after she and Gao Liang joined forces to taunt my name, Tan Xixi has been calling me that.

"Hmm. How is Master Xu today? I replied casually.

"It's good, the doctor said that in another week, I will be discharged without any recurrence. After a while, the doctor will make rounds, and you can ask carefully, I'll go and get busy first. ”

After Tan Xixi finished speaking, he left with the medical tray. Gao Liang was eyeing her vigorously in the room, and Tan Xixi didn't seem to see it.

I looked at it and thought it was funny, and whispered to Gao Liang:

"What's wrong with you two? Why does it look a little wrong? ”

Gao Liang replied in a low voice:

"You don't know, this girl is like this, going to work and getting off work. No, when I was at work, I basically didn't pay much attention to me. ”

"That girl said just now that it will take a week to be discharged from the hospital?!"

Xu Laodao asked us with his neck stretched on the hospital bed, interrupting my conversation with Gao Liang.

"That's right! Right! It's okay, Master, I'll take care of you all the way, you can rest assured that you'll be recuperating. ”

"Less set almost! Who is your Master? If you talk nonsense, I won't need you to treat me. ”

After the snake demon war, Gao Liang has been so stinky and shameless, calling a master. The old man resolutely resisted and absolutely refused to accept it. It's the daily routine of both of them, and I'm used to it.

Today, this Xu Laodao glanced at me, and suddenly one more sentence came out:

"I accept apprentices with conditional ......"

As soon as Gao Liang heard that he could talk about the conditions, he immediately came to the spirit:

"Master, what are your conditions for accepting apprentices? Tell me, I will never blink an eye when I go up the knife mountain and down the oil pot. ”

Xu Laodao snorted:

"Fried you into twist flowers, can you eat it or does it look good?"

I took over the conversation and asked:

"Master Xu, what are your requirements for accepting apprentices? Tell us two juniors, and we can help you find a spot in the future. ”