Carambola has a very good impression of Dong Shuhan, the last time Qiao An forced him to compete with him, Carambola always felt that he was bullying people. Therefore, seeing him again today, star fruit is really a little sorry.

"What do you think? Get in the car! Dong Shuhan stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her eyes, wanting to help her get into the car, but his hand reached halfway and hindered the male and female defenses and put it down.

Carambola saw his worries and concerns in his eyes, and smiled gratefully: "No need, I'm not sick, but I'm a little unhappy in my heart, just walk away and scatter." ”

"But what happened?"

Carambola glanced at him, but finally shook her head: "The little things in life, if you don't care, I'll just scatter it myself." ”

The ugliness of the family is not publicized, and there is no reason to ruin one's aunt and brother-in-law outside. Besides, no matter how good Dong Shuhan's character is, he is also the son of Dong County Ling, and Liumian Mountain is really sensitive, so he really can't hand over the handle to Dong County Ling.

Dong Shuhan glanced at the star fruit twice, she didn't want to say, and he didn't want to ask, so he smiled: "Then I'll walk with you, it's dark, you are another girl, I really can't let go." ”

"No need to ......"

Before the star fruit finished refusing, Dong Shuhan had already turned his head and instructed the little servant: "You go back and talk to the family first, just say that I will talk to my friends together for a while, and I will go back later." ”

Then he commanded the carriage: "Follow from afar, I will use it at any time." ”

It's all arranged like this, and it doesn't look good to pick up the star fruit. Besides, it's really boring for her to wander around alone, and it's good to have someone talking nonsense next to her.

"I learned a new joke today, let me tell you?"

Dong Shuhan looked at the star fruit eagerly, and saw that the star fruit was really embarrassed to refuse, so he had to nod his head and said, "The tired son ......."

Before he finished speaking, he received a slap on the head: "We can be regarded as friends anyway, are you so polite to me?" ”

Carambola rubbed her forehead, looked at him helplessly and smiled: "You're welcome, you can talk quickly!" ”

Seeing the star fruit rolling his eyes at himself, Dong Shuhan grinned contentedly and began to tell the joke he had learned: "In the past, there was a stingy rich man who always deducted the monthly money and clothes of his family, and only wore jackets for the little girl on a cold day.

The little ones were so cold that they couldn't do anything, and they went to ask the rich man for a cotton coat to wear. Who knew that the rich man not only refused to give it, but also scolded them, saying, 'Where is the cold when the child's buttocks are three fires?' If you mess around again, I'll reward you with the board.'" ”

"This rich man is too ruthless, and a cotton coat is not worth much. I ......" Carambola interjected, Dong Shuhan stopped to look at her, his eyebrows and eyes were gentle, and he said helplessly: "I haven't finished talking yet!" ”

Star fruit smiled embarrassedly and motioned for him to continue.

Then one day the rich man came to his house, and the rich man asked the servant to make tea. The little guy took the order, but the tea couldn't wait for the left, and the right couldn't wait, and the rich man called two people to urge him, but the tea didn't come, and the little guy didn't come back.

Until the guest left, the tea and snacks were not seen. The rich man was so angry that he went to the water room to see it himself. But I saw three and a half big little guys facing the stove bare-chested.

The rich man was even more angry and asked, 'Let you make tea, what are you doing?' ’

The little guy looked at the rich man innocently and replied, "Boil water, how can you make tea without water?" ’

'Is this how boiling water is boiled?' The rich man was furious and wanted to beat people by heirlooms. The little guy was anxious, and hurriedly replied, "Didn't you say that the child's ass has three fires?" The three of us children add up to nine fires, and we don't save firewood when we boil water? ’

The rich man was so angry that he had a headache and blushed with shame, and he fled the next day, and made cotton clothes for everyone. ”

Speaking of the place where the nine fires boiled water, Dong Shuhan couldn't help laughing. The star fruit just pulled her lower lip in response to the occasion.

"Isn't it funny?" Dong Shuhan was a little frustrated, looked at her and said puzzledly: "It's funny, nine fires can boil water, and you can also save firewood." ”

Star fruit really couldn't laugh, she reluctantly pulled her lips and smiled, and then said: "That's all a story, if there is really a little guy who dares to do this, let alone wearing cotton clothes, I'm afraid that I will be killed and thrown out on the spot." ”

Dong Shuhan is embarrassed: It's just a funny thing, can you use it so seriously?

"Then I'll talk about one more!"

But after the joke was told, the star fruit was still bored and kicked the stones, thinking about things. Even if he smiled, he smiled so reluctantly.

"Isn't it funny?" Dong Shuhan took a deep breath: "Then come again, I don't believe it, there is nothing you think is funny." ”

In order to enhance the effect, he not only changed the tone and expression according to the situation, but also used both hands and feet to enhance the effect. The star fruit watched and listened very seriously, and when Dong Shuhan's action was too big and the false slap slapped firmly on his face, the star fruit laughed out loud.

Dong Shuhan finally had a sense of accomplishment, and asked with a smile: "It's funny, it's funny, I know ......."

"Do you hurt?" Carambola smiled and pointed to his face: "It's red, do you want to rub it first to scatter the blood?" ”

"You're laughing because I'm making a fool of myself?"

Star fruit felt a little guilty, lowered her head and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't hold back at the time!" ”

The frustration was overwhelming, and Dong Shuhan was so aggrieved that his heart hurt: This is simply a boring person to the extreme, why did Qiao An fall in love with her, why did Daddy let me get close to her?

He was not interested, so he had to sigh: "What's wrong with you, such a funny joke can't make you laugh, what you encountered must be very serious." Let's talk about it together, maybe I can help you think of ideas. ”

Carambola still kicked the pebbles while walking, and was still polite and kept a distance from Dong Shuhan: "It's really nothing!" ”

"I haven't eaten yet, so let's go eat first!"

As soon as the star fruit was about to refuse, it bumped into Qiao Xiu, who was rushing to the city gate with a medicine basket on his back.

Qiao Xiu also saw star fruit, and just as she was about to shout, she found Dong Shuhan beside her. So the laughter that had just been piled up immediately dispersed, and I had ill intentions towards my sister-in-law, and I was fined more than forty taels of silver. New hatred and old hatred, look girl, I will spare you today.

She took out a packet of medicinal powder from her sleeve pocket and hid it in her hand, and then walked towards the star fruit with a sweet smile: "Sister-in-law, haven't you gone back yet?" ”

"I'm going back, let's go together!"

"But I haven't eaten dinner yet, I'm so hungry that my legs are weak, so let's eat first and then go back." As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Dong Shuhan again, and pretended to be sincere: "Last time, we didn't waste your money by wrong, tonight I will treat you to make amends, you must appreciate your face." ”

She thought she was hiding well, but Dong Shuhan saw through her mind at a glance. But a little girl, can she still take her own life?

Thinking about Daddy's explanation, Dong Shuhan hurriedly agreed: "Cheng, you have a treat, I will pay the silver, and after eating this meal, we will give up our previous suspicions, okay?" ”

Carambola was in a bad mood and didn't want to deal with them, so she said: "The city gate is about to close, don't leave ...... again"

"I have a city order here, and I also have a carriage from the county government." Dong Shuhan turned around and pointed back, full of confidence: "When the meal is over, Xiao Sheng will definitely send the two of them home safely." ”

"Nacheng, let's eat."

Qiao Xiu took the carambola's arm and left, Dong Shuhan's eyes flashed, and he followed.

After ordering a good dish, the star fruit went out with some urgency. When I came back, I heard Qiao Xiu laughing from a distance, laughing heartily: "Nine fires, haha, nine fires......"

It turned out to be telling a joke!

Listening to Qiao Xiu's clear laughter, the things that star fruit was blocking in her heart were relieved. She leaned against the wall and listened to them laugh and laugh.

"yes, it's funny, I'll tell you another one."

He told another one, and this time Qiao Xiu slammed the table with laughter: "Haha, I'm laughing to death, oops, my stomach!" ”

Carambola listened to the laughter outside, and the corners of her lips also hooked: This Qiao Xiu, I haven't seen her laugh so presumptuous for a long time.

Qiao Xiu's smile is the greatest encouragement to Dong Shuhan, he came to the spirit, and talked several times in a row, laughing so much that Qiao Xiu couldn't straighten his waist: "If you don't come, don't come, if you laugh again, my stomach will not be able to stand it." ”

She waved her hand and begged for mercy, her eyes were dark and bright, and she smiled brightly, which was really beautiful.

There was a sound of footsteps on the stairs, and Xiao Er came to serve the food. Carambola pushed the door in and asked with a smile: "What do you say, so happy?" ”

Qiao Xiu's eyebrows fluttered to learn the joke just now, and she laughed at the same time as she learned: "Dong Gongzi is too knowledgeable and interesting, much more interesting than my second brother." ”

Dong Shuhan smiled embarrassedly: These are all jokes he told to star fruit before, and people only laughed at him for slapping himself.

He wanted to stop Qiao Xiu, but when he turned his head and saw that her eyebrows were shining with joy, his heart became happy again: This girl is still knowledgeable, interesting!

Xiao Er quickly brought the food up, interrupting the laughter in the room. Dong Shuhan saw with his own eyes that Qiao Xiu changed from a madman to a lady in an instant.

He looked at her in surprise, wondering how she could immediately smile and then pretend that nothing had happened and just sat beside the star fruit in a dignified manner.

This is not over, when Xiao Er left, she actually laughed again, as if she had been laughing.

Dong Shuhan was dumbfounded: This girl is amazing.

More amazing is yet to come!

Perhaps because of the joke and the enmity, Qiao Xiu always served Dong Shuhan dishes diligently when eating. She uses chopsticks, and it is impossible to poison it in front of everyone's eyes, Dong Shuhan thought that her bright and good-looking smiling face also took off her guard, basically she clamped whatever she gave him, he would eat it, and he would not be picky.

After eating and drinking, Qiao Xiu and Dong Shuhan rushed to dig out the silver. Xiao Er took Dong Shuhan's and said with a smile: "Just let the son out, why don't you give him some man's ......"

Qiao Xiu snatched the silver from the small second-hand, and then stuffed her own into the small second-hand, and said angrily: "If you say I will invite, I will invite, am I the kind of person who takes advantage of others?" ”

Xiao Er was stunned, so he had to take the silver and leave. Dong Shuhan smiled helplessly, ready to reach out to receive his silver.

But Qiao Xiu was 'angry' and confused, and threw the silver in his hand into the money bag with the change, and then took the hand of the star fruit and left: "This little two looks down on people, and we won't come here in the future." ”

Dong Shuhan retracted his half-stretched hand and rubbed it on the hem of his clothes to relieve the embarrassment.

This girl is definitely deliberate.

Star fruit quietly clicked Qiao Xiu's waist and eyes, and said with a sneer: "Don't allow it next time, drop points." ”

Qiao Xiu laughed: "I'm all done, I just don't know him next time I see him." ”

Eight hundred dollars to relieve the anger? Carambola smiled, harmless, she didn't want to say more.

But on the way back to send them back, Dong Shuhan asked the driver to stop over and over again, and ran into the grass in the distance with his stomach in his hand over and over again, and star fruit knew that things were not so simple.

"Your medicine?"

Qiao Xiu didn't admit it: "Who knows what dirty things he ate?" ”

Dong Shuhan collapsed, and when he got into the carriage, he just stared at Qiao Xiu, and the knife flew as if he was going to kill her. Qiao Xiu didn't care, and smiled at Dong Shuhan.

Dong Shu grinded his teeth, but as soon as he started grinding, his stomach rang again, he hurriedly shouted to stop, and then rushed into the grass with his stomach in his arms. Qiao Xiu laughed loudly in the car, the laughter was earth-shattering, and Dong Shu was so angry that his teeth itched and itched.

She was relieved, but the next morning, someone from the county government came, and said to Qiao Kangcheng with a dark face: "Our lord invites you and Miss Qiao to go to the county office." ”

"Qiao Xiu?"

The official snorted coldly, and his face became more and more unpleasant: "Yes, it's your girl." Gossip aside, let's go, the master is still waiting. ”

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