Chapter 2 Whether or not is it a fairy
Hu Xianxian clapped his hands, and his heart blossomed, it turned out that this person was not a liar who ate and drank, but a juggler. Hongzhen Kee Restaurant can invite artists, but we can also invite Hongbin Building?
She said happily, "Faith! I believe you are a capable person. “
The corners of his mouth curled slightly, as if he wanted to say something to persuade her.
But before he could say anything, she had already burst out of the sentence: "Your Western tricks are so good!" “
He gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not a trickster!" “
Hu Xianxian patted him on the shoulder and induced him with words: "Don't be so angry, juggling is not an unsightly craft." Hey, I'm looking for an artist to attract customers, how about you stay in my Hongbin Building to perform? I'll give you food and drink, and I'll give you a share of the profits. “
The blue-robed Taoist was a little dazed, and Hu Xianxian said with a smile: "You can answer me after you think about it, I won't rush you." You've got a really good trick and you're sure to attract a lot of customers. Well, it seems that Hongbin Building can be prosperous. “
The blue-robed Taoist really didn't understand what she thought, and he shouldn't be a liar again, he seemed to be so angry that he was about to vomit blood.
Suddenly, there was a crisp sound, and it was the second fat who walked too quickly and broke the plate. The blue-robed Taoist smiled, and hurriedly pinched the recipe to restore the plate, and returned to the hands of the second fat, and even the dishes on the plate were as delicious as before.
Erfat looked at the plate in his hand and then looked at him, hurriedly put the dishes on the table, and knelt down to him and bowed.
"Living immortals, living immortals, you can help me change my life! My life is bitter......"
The blue-robed Taoist didn't expect such a show, which made him at a loss. The originally deserted shop attracted some idlers to stop and watch because of the trouble of the second fat, and those people chattered nonsense, which made the person even more embarrassed.
Hu Xianxian pulled up the second fat, and while counting him, he waved his hand to let the onlookers walk away: "Get up, what do you worship?" Don't be embarrassed here! You don't know he's using illusions? You think the plate is broken, but it's not broken at all, you're just hallucinating. Got it? It's just your hallucination. Guys, go and do your own business, what's so nice about dropping a plate? “
The second fat touched the kneeling knee and looked at him who breathed fire in his eyes, and then looked at her with eyes like blades, these two are characters he can't afford to provoke.
The second fat lowered his head and said, "I'll go and see if the mushroom soup is stewed." “
Seeing the second fat walking away, the blue-robed Taoist said coldly: "You remembered something at the moment when the plate was restored, right?" “
Hu Xianxian rubbed his cheeks that were a little tight, pouted and smiled: "You are more powerful than those liars, not only can you say that you will also create illusions, those fragments that appear in my mind are illusions you created, right?" How could I be the reincarnation of the Nine-Tailed Fox Fairy? Hmph, my surname is Hu, and my father just wants me to look like a fairy and name me Xianxian, but my Hu Xianxian is definitely not a nine-tailed fox fairy! “
He shook his head and sighed, his eyes full of sadness.
Hu Xianxian glanced at the Hongzhenji Restaurant next door, which was full of guests, and then looked at his deserted Hongbin Building, and made up his mind to let him play tricks here to attract guests.
She said to him with a straight face: "Don't pretend to be deep, would you like to perform here?" You can't cheat a few bucks when you're running around, so it's better to have food and drink here, and a legitimate craft to make a living. “
The blue-robed Taoist was a little angry, "How come you only know money, money, money?" When will you be able to regain your wisdom and sight? “
Hu Xianxian tilted his head and looked at him with a smile, and said in a long tone: "I don't know what wisdom is open and closed, and the wisdom is blind and clear, if you don't perform here, you have to pay for the food." Ah, this dish is thirty dollars. “
The blue-robed Daoist was so angry that he searched his body, "Money, money, money!" How much? Here you go! But he didn't search for anything.
When he saw her put on a look that he knew he couldn't find the money, he twisted his brows and curled his fingers.
Hu Xianxian had heard others say that some people with strange arts could borrow money from Yin Si. However, borrowing money from Yin Si will depreciate cultivation, and it will also depreciate Fulu.
Hu Xianxian guessed that he did it to make herself believe that he was an immortal, and she didn't want to owe him a favor.
Before she could pinch his fingers, she held his hand and said with a bitter look, "Why are you pinching your fingers?" Want to play illusion again? I won't take the money you make, it's not money earned by blood and sweat, and it will hurt your body and your life if you use it. “
The blue-robed Taoist suddenly pulled out the hand she was holding, and said with a slightly red face, "Then what do you want?" “
Hu Xianxian felt that he would blush as a big man, which was quite funny, and she "giggled" and laughed: "You are performing tricks in Hongbin Building, if you can make Hongbin Building reproduce the scene of guests, I will believe you." “
The blue-robed Taoist took a deep breath and promised as if he was going to die: "Okay, I promise you for the time being." Performances will be held from tomorrow. “
Hu Xianxian felt satisfied, and shouted towards the kitchen: "Second fat, have you prepared wine and food for the Taoist?" Come quickly, good life is waiting. I'm going to go to the street to get medicine for my mother, you guys talk more, you will all be Hongbin Lou people in the future, don't be angry. Yo, I forgot to ask the Taoist chief for his surname? “
He sat down, prepared to eat, and replied seriously: "My surname is Cheng, and my name is Haofeng." “
She nodded, "Second fat, I'll help Daoist Cheng clean up his residence later." “
She looked upstairs again, wondering, where should he live? She and Aunt Hu lived in a small attic room on the third floor, the guys lived in the backyard, and the second floor was a guest room, so let him live in the small room on the corner of the second floor that was originally used for vigil.
Before leaving, Hu Xianxian instructed Er Fat: "Remember to help Cheng Daochang clean up the room, he lives in a small room at the corner of the second floor." ”
After the explanation, before the words fell, she had already gone out, and he slowly ate the vegetables and listened to the second fat talking about some miscellaneous things.
Hu Xianxian thought as he walked down the street, this Cheng Haofeng's illusion was really powerful. At the moment when the plate was restored, some fragments really appeared in her mind, and there was another fragment that made her really feel heartache and helplessness.
At that moment, she herself was in a trance like a nine-tailed white fox, she was lying on a rotating platform in the sea of clouds, and she cried desperately into the emptiness......
When Hu Xianxian came back from the pharmacy, Cheng Haofeng's residence had been cleaned up.
Hu Xianxian decocted the medicine and sent it to his mother, and by the way, he saw how he lived. When she entered, he was sitting in the dimly lit hut with only a small hole as a window, surveying his new home.
There is only one table, one chair and one bed in this room, and a small wardrobe can only be placed behind the door. This made it impossible for the door to be fully opened, and Hu Xianxian squeezed in when he entered the house.
Hu Xianxian asked him: "This room is set up for the convenience of serving guests, so that the people on duty can rest for a while at night." It's a bit simple, is Cheng Daochang still used to living? ”
He smiled bitterly and said, "On the day I went down to earth, I told Master that I could return to heaven in three days, and three days in heaven is three years on earth. “
He paused, and saw that Hu Xianxian was listening to him carefully, so he continued: "My original plan is to let you believe in the Tao and study the scriptures in three months, and use one year to let you understand the commonly used scriptures and build a foundation for cultivation; It will take another year for you to go into the mountains to do penance, and you can really enter the hall and enter the house in the Daofa, and in the remaining months, I can take you to travel all over the world and make some merits. After three years, you can cultivate on your own, and I will return to Heavenly Court......"
Hu Xianxian nodded, "You don't need to say much, I understand, I understand." ”
Cheng Haofeng was stunned and asked, "Do you understand?" You know, I still say I'm a trickster? ”
Hu Xianxian looked helpless, and said as if he could understand his mood: "I understand that it is not easy for you to go to the rivers and lakes to sell your art and make a living, you have to practice words from time to time, and sometimes you can't tell the truth from the false." ”
She raised the medicine bowl again, "Without further ado, I still have to serve medicine to my mother." Cheng Daochang, if you have anything you need, just tell Er Fat, don't be polite. ”