Chapter 119 The toilet bursts
Because the matter was very simple, it didn't take long for the appeal materials to be written, and the content was probably to describe the real situation of the day, and emphasized that the content of the report submitted by Wan Leisheng was untrue, and he hoped to investigate it in detail. After writing it, I checked it again, and then I began to think about the yin charm again.
After memorizing the patterns on the talisman several times, I cut a piece of A4 paper into strips and began to draw the talismans by myself, the first few did not use mental power, purely to familiarize myself with the pattern, and the fifth one, I began to hold my breath and close my eyes.
The telekinesis of drawing talismans in the yang world is not much different from here, which was discovered when these yin talismans were first used in the Evil Dog Village, and now the talismans are just concocted in the same way. The difference is that the talisman is drawn in the sun, and the breath circulating on the body makes people warm, while in this cell, the circulation of the breath is cold and makes people shudder.
I'm used to drawing talismans with a brush in the sun, and now I have a signature pen in my hand, and the tip of the pen is hard and not very smooth, but I finally draw the talisman crookedly.
This is the first "Yin Talisman" I have drawn, holding this newly baked talisman, I am so happy that I can dance with my hands, I can still draw talismans in the underworld! This feeling suddenly made me a little "burnt bun", and I threw it out.
I heard a booming sound in my ears, and the seal hit the toilet, and the porcelain toilet cracked into several pieces, and the water tank was broken, splashing water all over the ground. The leaky water pipe sent a jet of water to the ceiling. Fortunately, it was the water supply pipe that broke, otherwise the consequences would have been ...... The picture is too beautiful to imagine.
Actually, I regretted it when I sent it out, what kind of place is this? In the cell! It's so embarrassing to make such a loud noise here. I hurriedly put all the talismans up, and all that was left on the stool was the statement I had written and the signature pen. As soon as he put the things away, Yang Yipin ran in from outside and shouted:
"What's wrong?! Which one is doing the thing?! ”
The other neighbors in the next cell were already alarmed by this loud noise, and they all pointed their fingers at me! One by one, there seemed to be words written on their faces: It has nothing to do with me, this kid did it!
With so many eyewitnesses, a different person may be blindfolded. Who am I? Future Oscar winners! Seeing this, he immediately jumped to the edge of the cell door, pointed to the broken toilet and shouted to Yang Yipin:
"Onicha-sama! I don't know what happened, but the toilet suddenly exploded! ”
Yang Yipin was also stunned when he saw this situation:
"What exploded?"
"Toilet! All of a sudden, it exploded! My lord, I haven't used that toilet since I came in, it's none of my business! ”
Yang Yipin cautiously moved a few steps towards the door of the cell, stretched his neck to look into the cell, pointed at me and said:
"You! Pull aside, crouch down against that side, and hold your head in your hands! ”
He was afraid that I would take the opportunity to escape from prison, so I honestly squatted down according to his words, holding my head in my hands.
Yang Yipin saw that I was squatting, so he opened the cell door and walked in, standing on the edge of the broken toilet bowl that was bubbling with water, and I lost no time in asking:
"Lord Onicha, this has to be repaired quickly, otherwise what if you squirt and urine in a while?"
"Don't talk nonsense! We don't eat grains, where does the feces and urine come from? ”
I answered, wondering in my heart, since there is no feces and urine, what is the purpose of putting a toilet here? This question bothered me for a long time, and it wasn't until I got acquainted with Yang Yipin a few days later that I got an answer from him in a chat.
It turned out that when building this building, I found a designer who was very good during his lifetime. Unexpectedly, not long after the designer's death, he completely made a toilet and sink in the cell according to the design of the yang world.
It is said that when the building was built, the construction party turned the capital city upside down in order to find a toilet in the underworld! In the end, I had no choice, so I found a porcelain factory, and now I have made molds and customized a batch.
When the project was accepted, the leader's nose was crooked. But for the sake of face, we can't admit that this is a new decorative design of postmodernism...... In the end, this design won an award and was called a model of nostalgia in the yang world. In this way, several porcelain factories were saved at once, and the "decorative toilet" was sold out of stock in the underworld......
Of course, that's another story.
After breaking the toilet, I was transferred to a cell, but fortunately there are not many ghosts here, Yang Yipin took good care of me and arranged a single room for me. He also took the appeal materials and submitted them.
I spent three days in prison without further arraignment. There was no entertainment in the prison, and there was no distraction. I studied the "Yin Talisman" every day, and I felt that I had a little bit of experience, so I drew a few by myself. In order to prevent the misconception that "wherever you go, the toilet explodes". The newly drawn talisman didn't dare to try it in prison anymore, and after feeling the spiritual power on it, he tore it up and threw it in the toilet and flushed it away.
Although I didn't actually try, in the past three days, I felt that my ability to use the talisman seal was growing rapidly. After all, there is a master's model at hand, and it is rare to encounter such a quiet environment. I haven't felt the pain of prison at all in the past few days, but I feel more fulfilled than living outside.
On the fourth day, "early in the morning", Yang Yipin came to me mysteriously and said:
"Hey, there's a new development in your case."
Although I haven't been very depressed these days, who wants to be locked up in prison all the time? Hearing this, I hurried to the door of the cell:
"Brother Yang, what's the progress?"
Yang Yipin didn't answer me, stretched his neck and looked into the cell:
"What do you do all day writing and drawing?"
I looked back at the pen and paper scattered on the bench, and said with a sneer:
"I'm bored, I'm playing blindly, Brother Yang, how is my case?"
Yang Yipin retracted his neck and whispered to me:
"You said that you are not familiar with Master Fan of Black Impermanence, but Master Fan has a good impression of you, and as soon as the appeal materials were handed over, he intervened in this case."
Speaking of this, he looked around again, and his voice was lowered:
"You know, this case has a relationship with Lord Xie, so it's not easy for Lord Fan to release people directly, but just told Duan that you used to be righteous and brave, a good young man, and an excellent person, let him handle it impartially. Who is Duan? These words will be understood when they are clicked, you know? ”
I nodded, it seemed that the few words "must die" in the black impermanence of Dashishan were really praising me, and at that time I also gave him a few words of "death will die", I don't know what kind of stimulation this Lord Fan was under, so he was made to only say these three words.
"Brother Yang has worked hard, then when do you think my case will be concluded?"
"I don't know about this, Duan Chu is now sandwiched between two impermanent adults in black and white, enough for him to scratch his head, and I can't say when the case will be closed, alas...... Wait. ”
Indeed, the current situation can only wait, but there is finally good news that makes me feel a little lighter. After chatting with Yang Yipin for a few more words, he returned to the front of the bench and continued to study the talisman.
They waited for another three days. Not to mention anything else, the ability to draw talismans has improved by leaps and bounds, and the ability to understand and control the patterns in the talismans is simply different from when he first came in. Back in the yang world, even if my five thunder talisman can't knock the incense burner in the courtyard of the City God Temple flying, at least one talisman will go down, and it will be no problem to overturn it.
On the morning of the seventh day of imprisonment, Yang Yipin brought a person to visit the prison - Huang Jian. I was inexplicably happy to see him:
"Master Huang, are you here?"
"Uh-huh, here you are, how are you?"
I thought to myself: What else? Jail? But I have more critical questions to confirm with him:
"I'm fine, it's fine. That one...... Did you contact you at the section, my physical ......?"
Huang Jian waved his hand and interrupted me:
"It's okay, I went back a few days ago and gave Gao Liang a dream, so that he protected your body according to the formation of the seven-star life-sustaining lamp, as long as the light is not extinguished, it will be no problem for a year and a half."
"Seven Star Life-Sustaining Lantern Formation?"
I've only heard of this thing in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhuge Liang used it to continue his life, but Wei Yan broke in and broke the formation, and he died with a whimper, this magical thing actually made me use it?
"Yes, this formation is called life continuation, but in fact, how can life be so easy to renew? The main function is to preserve the body of the soul departer, so that it can survive for a while. ”
Listening to Huang Jian's explanation, I exhaled, as long as my body was saved:
"Huang Ye, my case has taken less than a year and a half, right? I guess I'll be able to go out in two days, right? ”
Yang Yipin shook his head and said beside him:
"This ...... It's hard to say......"
Hearing him say this, I was startled, glanced at Huang Jian, and asked in unison:
"Why?"