Commander Yama squinted at me, and then fell silent, I damn it, I was stunned and said what the hell is going on, my nervous brain is sweating.

Seeing that I was silent, the commander of Yama suddenly glared at me and said, "You little guy, don't you know the rules!"

Damn, he shouted angrily, almost scared me into the sky, I quickly said, no, I...

At this moment, Master Zu hurriedly spread the sound in my heart, and he said, Zhang Liang, quickly insert the incense in your hand into the incense altar, hurry up!

I was stunned for a moment, and then I remembered that I hadn't offered him yet, and if I didn't let the incense into the incense altar, it wasn't an offering, so I quickly inserted it, and then said with a smiling face, hey, boss, what, don't be angry, I'm new, not sensible.

He gave a lazy sigh, then stretched out his head, inhaled his nostrils, and suddenly the four incense sticks burned to the bottom instantly!

This time he was satisfied with the saying that if you want to break the fairy grass, you will find a way to break the law of yin and yang, and if you want to break this law, you have to use some filth, as we all know, men's yang, women's yin, men's filth and women's filth are mixed together, if you want to have a better effect, you can match it with black dog blood, seahorse meat, in this way, you can get twice the result with half the effort.

I quickly nodded and said, "Do you have any special requirements for this male and female filth?" Is it necessary to be a virgin?

Commander Yama shook his head and said, "This is not needed.

I said, what works best, large or small?

Commander Yama was stunned for a moment, and then asked me, what is a large and what is a small one?

Damn, dare to love this modern term, he doesn't understand it yet, so I cheekily endure the nausea, gritting my teeth and saying, it's feces and urine! Which would be better?

He sighed and said, of course, it is the best thing that comes out of the genitals, because the man's is yang, the woman's is yin, and the fluid in the genitals has both yin and yang, and feces come out of the human body, although it is also filth, but its own yin and yang are not obvious, understand?

Oh, so? What is the best liquid to use?

The reason why I ask this is because there are actually two kinds of liquid that come out of the bottom, both men and women.

The commander said casually, the efficacy is not much different, but the purer the better, the thicker the liquid, the higher the yin and yang qi.

As soon as I heard it, I got it! I get it!

The three-headed snake is an ancient demonic beast, I don't dare to be careless in front of him, I luckily escaped his first attack, if I go again the second time, if I don't kill him, then I may die there, I don't feel risky, at the moment, for the sake of safety, I said in my heart that it would be better to ask clearly.

I said, then why is it better to add black dog blood and seahorse meat?

Commander Yama was a little irritable, after all, my questions were one after another, and before he could speak, I quickly grabbed four sticks of incense again, divided them into two parts, two on the left and two on the right, and respectfully inserted them after igniting them, and then said with a smile, This is the boy honoring you, you use it slowly.

Oh, don't say it, it really works! Commander Yama suddenly squinted and laughed, he lowered his head, sucked his nostrils violently, and instantly the four incense sticks burned to the bottom, and then he said to me with satisfaction, you kid is really sensible, well, yes, the reason for using black dog blood and seahorse meat is precisely because of the black dog's blood to ward off evil spirits, and the seahorse is the mother's pregnancy and the male's birth, so the yin and yang are chaotic, so the seahorse's meat is also yin and yang, mixing yin and yang!

Oh, so? Thank you so much, what's going on in the future, I'll ask you to come out, okay?

Commander Yama smiled and said, Yes, this immortal is waiting for you at any time, hahaha.

After speaking, he disappeared, and the soul of the ancestor and the master uncle and the seventh uncle had already opened their mouths in fright, and stood in place without saying a word.

I looked back and wondered, what's wrong with you? Why do you have such an expression?

The ancestor didn't speak, and the master didn't speak, but the soul of the seventh uncle said, "Master and nephew, you can chat with the gods and ghosts invited, you are really the first person in the ages!"

I scratched my head and said, it's nothing, is it? Isn't it just small talk?

Master Zu sighed and said, it seems that the prediction in the Book of Prescribing Heavens is really good, hey.

I don't know what that precursor book is, and I don't know why the prediction is so accurate, Master Zu sighed.

Master Uncle said, Master Nephew, you are really amazing, for thousands of years, no one dared to chat with the gods and ghosts when inviting the gods, not only did you dare to do this, but also dared to insert four sticks of incense, hey, as your master uncle, I really admire you.

I couldn't figure it out, I said, how could you think that? You see that the commander just now was obviously unhappy, obviously he just felt that I put on a stick of incense, but asked a lot of questions, he felt that it was not worth it, he felt unhappy, he felt that he had lost money, I quickly burned four sticks of incense, you see how happy he was.

Just when I finished saying these words, I suddenly understood that the ancients did not understand the society of modern people, in this society full of interests, bribery can be seen everywhere, I am such a mentality, I feel that he is not satisfied, I will burn a handful of incense, not a bad job.

If my grandfather goes to the underworld in the future, I have to let him bring more money, stay in Fengdu City to eat and drink, and it is best to get him a few more aunts to play.

After asking about the matter, I said to Master Zu, okay, now I know what to do, Master Zu, you continue to help Uncle Seventh find the right **, it is best to find the kind of strange people in the ancient world, so fierce that it doesn't work, and when the time comes, Uncle Seventh will become a living person, and his cultivation will naturally improve quickly.

Master Zu smiled and said, you are really filial, don't worry, they are all my personal disciples, I will look for them with my heart, you hurry up and rescue You Chen.

When I was leaving, Uncle Master said to me, "Nephew, why don't I go with you?"

I said no, Uncle Master, you have been frozen under the cellar of the Thunder Mansion for so long, it is better to take care of your body first and wait for my good news.

After saying this, my heart moved, and I saw a small head appear at the staircase on the second floor, which looked like a little junior sister's, and then I walked to the second floor.

Sure enough, this thing stood at the staircase on the second floor and asked me in a low voice, Senior brother, are you going out again? Can you take me with you this time? I'm very bored in the Open Heaven Sect.

I said no, I can't take you with me, I can't beat the three-headed worm at all, it will definitely be dangerous if I bring you, don't make trouble.

The little junior sister raised her hand and conjured up a three-foot ice sword and said to me, "No, do you see that my mana is very low now?"

No way! This three-foot ice sword scared me, this should be the second weight of the ice duel, I have never been able to understand it thoroughly, and I have not learned the second weight, the little junior sister has only been seen for a few days, and she has achieved such attainments?

Seeing that I was very surprised, the little junior sister smiled proudly, I said everything, after I ate your thing, I felt that my mana increased greatly, and when my senior brother is not busy, I want to eat it every day, okay?

it! Eat every day? I was so excited that I almost blurted out, OK!

But I still held back, my righteous words were like Uncle Lei Feng, I said, how can this work? We are in a normal relationship between men and women, how can we be like this every day? Belch... That one... Anyway, it has to be once every three or four days, right?

The little junior sister smiled, okay, okay, it's okay once every three or four days, I said then don't make trouble, I'm going to buy seahorse meat quickly.

The little junior sister smiled secretly, Senior brother, in order to repay you, I want to give you something.

Seeing that the little wet girl was mysterious, I wondered, what is it? The little junior sister said, a good thing to help you defeat your opponent, I heard what Commander Yama said just now, senior brother, go buy seahorse meat, you give me a small bottle, and I'll get some for you when I come back.

I pour!

I almost lay on the ground, I really didn't plan to ask the little sister for this thing, I just wanted to let Tingting get some for me, I didn't expect this product to volunteer, think about it carefully, since there is no requirement, as long as it is a woman's, then use the little sister's, I said that there is a small glass bottle on the balcony on the third floor, which used to be filled with wishing paper, you take it and get it slowly, I'll buy some seahorse meat, and then get some black dog blood.

The little junior sister nodded with a smile and said, Senior brother, don't worry, I promise to get you more.

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