"People obviously look at it horizontally as a peak on the side of the ridge, but you say that people fly down 3,000 feet; Now that a branch of red apricot is coming out of the wall, you are still holding the pipa and half covering your face, Brother Tuhao, what do you want to be swollen? ”

", what do you look at? She's clearly that, do you want to say it's an aircraft carrier? Also, where is she a red apricot out of the wall? It's clearly a five-flowered horse, a daughter Qiu, Hu'er will exchange for wine! A real female man! ”

The sound of the quarrel sounded in a sparse orange forest in the northwest of the place where Zhou Qifeng and others fought, and the quarreller was Situ Hao and the cup of tea in 18**, the reason for the quarrel, please see the plot review.

15 minutes ago, the two sad boys seized a good opportunity and fled with a roll, but they were carrying heavy shackles, and the speed of their escape was not very fast, but fortunately, Zhou Qifeng seemed to be in relatively big trouble, so although the two escaped slowly, they were not re-arrested.

The cute prompt of the system sounded, telling the two sad boys that their "prison break" timer begins, as long as they are no longer caught by Zhou Qifeng and other ghosts in the next 3 hours, they will not only get a rich prison escape reward, but also double the previously selected prison time package.

It's just that the luck of the two is not sustainable, and they have just run far, they met a slim woman, according to the eyes of the cup of tea, this woman is about fifteen or sixteen years old, which is exactly the age, if you can spend a good night with her, it is really a wonderful thing worth reducing people's life.

Since the hands of the two are in shackles, and the spiritual power is sealed, the two cannot smash the shackles with each other, and a third person must do this; Therefore, when they saw the maiden, they were overjoyed, and were about to make a few coaxes to let the maiden loosen their chains, but they did not want the maiden to be the first to strike before them.

"The slave is called Chang'e."

As soon as the girl opened her mouth to report her name, the two of them were shaken apart, and the cup of tea asked with some disbelief: "But Chang'e, who lives in Guanghan Palace?" ”

"Oh, the two little brothers also know the Guanghan Palace? Alas, the slave is in the Guanghan Palace, lonely day and night, and often thinks about finding a warm place in his heart, but unfortunately the ban of heaven is strict, and the slave can only ...... helplessly".

"Fairy, isn't there a Jade Rabbit and Huanshu's Wu Gang in the Guanghan Palace?" Situ Hao also reacted at this time, and regardless of whether this girl was really Chang'e or not, just seeing that she would perform a spell as soon as she came out and break the shackles between the two, he would be grateful to her, so he still had to cooperate with her.

"Wu Gang is with that jade rabbit."

", such a heavy taste ......", Situ Hao and Brother Beigu exclaimed at the same time, and then, Situ Hao asked with some curiosity: "The ban of the Heavenly Court is strict, how does the fairy avoid the guards of the South Heaven Gate, and how does he bypass the Thirty-Three Heavens to reach the Nether?" ”

"Oh, a few days ago, Heavenly Court didn't know what happened, suddenly there was an earth-shaking shock, and most of the Guanghan Palace was also destroyed, I looked at this situation, thinking that the Nantian Gate was not much stronger than my Guanghan Palace, so I rushed to the Nantian Gate and found that the Nantian Gate guard had been stunned to the ground, this is a great opportunity!"

"The Thirty-Three Heavens are only strict against the Nether, and the Heavenly Realm wants to go down, as long as they can avoid the South Heavenly Gate, the Thirty-Three Heavenly Guards will not dare to stop it."

If this fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl is really Chang'e, the amount of information revealed in her words is a bit large, including: 1 There was a major accident in the Heavenly Court for unknown reasons, and most of the 36 palaces of the Heavenly Court were destroyed; 2 The Nantian Gate has collapsed, and it is estimated that many immortals, immortals, immortal beasts, etc. will slip to the lower realm; 3. The three-fold castle tower will be bribed.

In 18**, the cup of tea was good at seizing the opportunity, and he assumed that the girl was really Chang'e, then, as long as he was a good "escort", the benefits would definitely be great, so the cup of tea put on a respectful attitude, and said in a very loud voice: "Fairy, what are you going to do when you come to the nether?" If you want to eat and drink, the disciples can help. ”

Situ Hao was uncomfortable by the sound of the cup of tea, so he stretched out his middle finger and said disdainfully: "I look down on you." ”

"Hmph, you still look down on me? Don't think that brother doesn't know that you have hidden a lot of information in the sword tomb, where to stay cool, as long as you hug the thick legs of Fairy Chang'e, brother will be developed. ”

After the shackles of the two players were untied, the spiritual power seal was also lifted by Chang'e, so the conversation between the two at this time was a "transmission note", and the talisman flew between the two.

"When the slave was in the Guanghan Palace, I often heard that there were immortal friends who praised the beauty of the slave, and when they participated in the immortal banquet, the immortal friends from all sides often praised the slave like this, but the slave didn't know if the aesthetics between the upper realm and the lower realm were the same, so, the two Taoist friends, is the slave beautiful?"

The cup of tea praised "Meimeimei", but such praise seemed to be extremely inconsistent with Chang'e's taste, she frowned when she heard it, and Situ Hao on the side saw Chang'e's expression, and immediately laughed: "The shopkeeper praises it, but you praise the logistics attitude, this is a slap in the face of Chiguoguo!" ”

After speaking, ignoring the white eyes of the cup of tea, Situ Hao took out a fan from the infinite jade pendant, just an ordinary fan, which is better than the beautiful shape, Situ Hao opened the fan with a "brush", posed as a genius, and read aloud: "It is difficult to give up on the natural beauty, look back and smile at Bai Meisheng, Yurong is lonely and tears are dry, and pear blossoms bring rain in spring." ”

When Situ Hao recited the limerick poem, the cup of tea paid attention to Chang'e's expression, and found that Chang'e seemed to be very happy, and the cup of tea pondered that he was also familiar with 300 Tang poems, and there was no reason to compare with Situ Hao's "mixed poems", so he took advantage of Situ Hao's tone and suddenly read aloud: "Spring is good, beautiful women love to wander." Phoenix jade hairpin, moon veil white clothes out of the cold, fragrant breeze, flowers hair, people in spring, beads back. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"It's not interesting."

"I'm hey, don't think my brother is illiterate, you guys are talking about a handsome and rich, wearing a groove Nima, no, Armani, driving a Cadillac to a spring outing, but met a beautiful woman, handsome and rich suddenly had a spring love, and picked the pearls of other beauties. In other words, it means that Chang'e is Bai Fumei, driving a famous car out, and meeting a beautiful woman, Chang'e was moved and picked the pearls of other beauties, and you insinuated that Chang'e is white! ”

"I'm could, Sao Nian, life has been difficult enough, please don't debunk it! You don't even understand the truth that people are difficult to dismantle, and you are really not a kind person. Well, even if that's the case, Lao Tzu won't save face for you. The cup of tea scolded hatefully, "You copied Li Bai's long hatred song, so you specially copied four sentences, and the long hatred song is very long." ”

"Knock knock."

There were two muffled sounds, and the two noisy guys were hit by Chang'e with a snap of their fingers, and a big bag immediately popped out of their foreheads, causing them to inhale cold air in pain.

"Don't be noisy, slaves should listen to praise." Chang'e stared at the two guys very seriously and said.

"Brother Cup, what do you think?"

"Brother Tuhao, what do you think?"

So, in the quarrel and praise, 15 minutes passed, but Chang'e couldn't hear enough praise, which made the two guys who were familiar with 300 Tang poems, the praise poems were a little insufficient, and finally they began to mess around, like "stop to love the maple forest late, and the Yanbo River makes people sad" and the like.

15 minutes is enough to make a small-scale battle win the winner, Zhou Qifeng and the others won the conflict, but they were also extremely damaged, when they found Situ Hao and the two, there were only two ghost clan masters around them, and Zhou Qifeng and the two retainers were all scarred. After the Journey to the West, the human race finally rose up, and countless heavenly talents appeared, creating the "Hundred Schools of Thought", as these geniuses have crossed the catastrophe and ascended into the heavenly court, absorbing into the heavenly court of this group of geniuses, there was also great turmoil, that is, between the older generation of immortals and the new generation of immortals, there was a debate about the Tao.

The older generation of immortals believed that the Tao could only be self-realized, that is, everyone had their own unique Tao, and it was an extremely absurd thing to turn the Tao into a theory, a kind of study that everyone could study thoroughly. The older generation of immortals refers to the two periods of the Flood and the Classic of Mountains and Seas, in contrast, the immortals who emerged during the Fengshen and Journey to the West periods belong to the younger generation.

However, it is very difficult for immortals to die because they live with heaven and earth, so they will be punished for "reincarnation and reincarnation" after they violate the rules of heaven.

Therefore, the older generation of immortals refers to those who have never violated the rules of heaven, have been immortals all their lives, and have never been reincarnated; The new generation of immortals refers to those immortals who often violate the rules of heaven and are thrown down to reincarnate and receive information about the new era, so as to be able to keep pace with the times.

The large number of geniuses of the human race who emerged from the hundred schools of thought were actually a large number of immortals reincarnated, reincarnated into the human race, and then created a brilliant school, and when they ascended to find their original memories, they were deeply affected by this life, so they still adhered to the theory of this life, and there was a division and struggle of the "36 palaces of the heavenly realm".

Chang'e quietly went to the lower realm this time, but she couldn't stand the endless dispute between the old and the new, what she said before about the collapse of the Guanghan Palace was naturally fake, but although the division of "enlightenment" was well known in the 36th palace, no immortal would spread them, so the 72 halls of the heavenly court closest to the 36 palaces of the heavenly realm, and the 33 heavy heavens did not hear any rumors, let alone the human realm of the lowest of the three worlds of heaven, earth and man!

Therefore, Chang'e, the master of Guanghan Palace, was naturally very surprised that Situ Hao could say the purpose of Xingyue Palace so accurately, and she began to look at Situ Hao seriously, an immortal like her, who was very close to the Great Dao, could calculate Situ Hao's origin with just a little calculation.

But behind Situ Hao is the ancestor of the human race, Emperor Yan, although Emperor Yan is the ancestor of the human race, but he also belongs to the older generation of immortals, he thinks that the "Great Dao" is verified by doctrine, which is ridiculous, so Situ Hao is actually standing on the opposite side of the hundred schools of thought, so it is no wonder that Han Feizi, the palace master of the Wuming Palace before, why did he teach him a lesson, it is not from one camp!

There is Emperor Yan behind him to shield him from the wind and rain, and Fairy Chang'e can't be counted as Situ Hao's roots, which makes Situ Hao even more mysterious.

"I didn't expect to find a place to settle down, but I could meet a Venerable Master who was subjected to the Heavenly Trick, alas." Chang'e looked at the "Hanshui Peak" in the distance and sighed.

The cup of tea and Situ Hao looked at each other after hearing this, "Fairy, what is the Heavenly Machine Technique?" The cup of tea asked.

The answer to him was that his feet were suddenly hanging in the air, and he wanted to scream in panic, but he found a familiar figure beside him, the cup of tea suddenly calmed down, and he turned his head to look, but it was Chang'e who picked them up again with immortal arts, and flew towards the "Hanshui Peak" in the distance.

Situ Hao understood his previous vertical and horizontal doctrine, which made Chang'e curious about his origin, but Chang'e calculated and found that there was a "heavenly machine entanglement" on his body, which means that there are great immortal magicians who are covering up and calculating for Situ Hao; Such a result makes Chang'e no longer have the heart to take the two of them to hang out, who knows if it will cause any big cause and effect, but even if it provokes the cause and effect of the boss Tu Hao, Chang'e will quickly end the matter.

Situ Hao and the cup of tea stared at Chang'e with wide eyes, the two of them dragged on for so long, and finally waited for the main owner, now it depends on the main owner Zhou Qifeng and the two retainers if they can help the two of them inspect the goods; What is Inspection? is to attack Chang'e to see if she is really Chang'e, if it is true, the next behavior of the two will change accordingly.

Chang'e really didn't disappoint the two, just a flick of her fingers, she threw the two retainers of the late stage of the Great Perfection to the ground, and Zhou Qifeng was only cultivating in the late stage of enlightenment, and Chang'e didn't do anything to him; The fall of the two retainers also made Zhou Qifeng realize that Chang'e was difficult to deal with, but this was an extremely difficult young master of the ghost clan, and he desperately stepped forward to snatch back Situ Hao.

"Who is this man?"

"I don't know".

"Enemy."

Chang'e didn't ask clearly, but Situ Hao and Zhou Qifeng answered together at the same time, Chang'e flicked her fingers again, fixed Zhou Qifeng, and asked, "Ghost boy Lang, do you know how to praise poetry?" ”

Zhou Qifeng naturally will, but he will not be as limitless as Situ Hao and that cup of tea, his lips moved for a long time and he didn't read a poem, which made Chang'e very disappointed, and in the end, he took Situ Hao and that cup of tea, took it into the air, and disappeared in Zhou Qifeng's field of vision in an instant, and only the crying voice of "mother" echoed below.

Situ Hao heard the end and determined that Zhou Qimei Yan was indeed Zhou Qifeng's mother, but she had just run out of the tiger's mouth, and now she fell into the lion's mouth. Before, he killed the "Yin Ghost Miniboss" in the Sword Tomb and obtained a portal to return to "Zhongzhou", which was unusable when he was imprisoned by Zhou Qifeng.

Now, as Chang'e takes the two away, the system also prompts that the two have completed the "prison break" mission, and two gift packages are waiting for them to sign for them, which also means that the portal can be used; But the cup of tea dropped at this time, and this guy refused to go back.

"If you don't go back, I'll go back, and the portal will disappear when it's used up."

"You go back, you go back." The cup of tea said indifferently.

The place where Chang'e landed was a sheep intestine trail, she stood in the middle of the trail, Situ Hao and the cup of tea were separated on both sides, Chang'e looked up at the mountain peaks in the distance of the trail, and said in a sweet and gentle voice: "It is called Hanshui Peak, there is a mountain stream in the peak, the amount of water is not large, but it runs through the entire Hanshui Mountains." ”

Situ Hao and the cup of tea glanced at each other, and they both saw doubts in each other's eyes, they didn't understand why Chang'e brought them here, and why they said these words, if they didn't understand, they had to ask, Situ Hao didn't think about getting any benefits from Chang'e anyway, he had enough good things, so he asked out loud.