Chapter 83: Jumping off a building is also a technical job
The scene of dozens of police cars rushing towards Shuilongtang like stars and flowing water, Cha Xiu did not see it.
As early as when he broke into the Heavenly Demon Migrant Worker Wushuang to mow the grass, Cha Xiu noticed that an extremely powerful Heavenly Demon was attacking himβeven if he didn't use the Heavenly Demon Searcher, he heard the footsteps that almost shook the mountain!
The Heavenly Demon Commander of the Dragon Gate is actually a super ton fat boy, and he can cause earthquakes when he walks.
Seeing that the "Aphotic Shield" was about to dissipate, Cha Xiu didn't dare to stay, and directly ended the mission to return himself and Chixia to avoid the meeting with the Heavenly Demon Commander. After all, it's the first time to carry out a mission.,I can't let Meng Xin see the situation where the captain was beaten violently.γ
As for the drunkard, Cha Xiu was not worried. After Qianxia used the 'Treasure Dream' rune to control him, Cha Xiu asked about the situation in Shuilongtang, and decisively asked him to take a video of himself beating the Heavenly Demon, and then took the video to the Longmen Police Headquarters to report the case, which was completely in time and there was no danger along the way.
As for why he didn't report the case directly to the police station near Shuilongtang, this is one of the ancient experiences that Cha Xiu's reincarnation has gained many times: close enemies and distant relatives, the magistrate in charge is likely to have interests and is a cub; The distant emperor governor has no interest, and will be the great lord of the blue sky. If an alcoholic goes to the neighborhood to report a crime, he is afraid that he will come out lying down, but if he reports it to the police headquarters, he may be able to join the witness protection program.
When she came back to the misty clock, Qianxia got the advanced rune information of the 'Treasure Dream' rune, but she didn't care much about it, but her eyes were full of excitement: "Is this the work of the Nether Society?" It's exciting! Captain, how am I doing? β
"My friend, you're doing a great job."
Cha Xiu didn't lie, if it weren't for Chixia, he wouldn't have been able to get the drunkard to report the crime - just find someone on the road to persuade him to go to the police station to report the crime, Cha Xiu doesn't have this kind of command, you must know that when he was a good man in the green forest, he robbed the rich and helped the poor alone.
Now with Chiatsu, Cha Xiu can catch a passer-by casually, and this passer-by is better off being a traitor than a good person, so that Cha Xiu can let Chixia cast spells to control him, and then let passers-by film their crime process, leave evidence of the crime, and then let the 'Nether Society' appear on the world stage.
As long as you take Qianxia, when you do things in the future, you won't be afraid that there will be no crowds watching!
After all, three extermination operations have been carried out, but Cha Xiu has not even found a wanted warrant for the members of the Nether Society, and he is faintly dissatisfied in his heart.
It's like a UP master who has uploaded three awesome videos, and finds that he not only has no female fans, but no one has commented and no one likes it, which is really frustrating.
This time, at least Longmen will want me!
"And that's the end of tonight's work?"
"It's over, the next job is the day after tomorrow, is there a problem?"
"And what about tomorrow?" Qianxia asked, "There seem to be a lot of Heavenly Demons there, we kill them every other day, how long will it take to kill them?" β
Ouch, that's good.
Cha Xiu suddenly changed his opinion of Qianxia - those who like to fight the heavenly demons will definitely not be bad people!
Cha Xiu said: "Tomorrow I will act alone, do you want to come?" β
Slightly unexpected, Qianxia's eyes lit up and she agreed: "Okay, I'm coming!" β
Tonight, in addition to turning the drunkard into a tool man, Chixia also participates in the battle - she follows the captain and beats the heavenly demon with a bat with impunity!
She already liked this feeling, she didn't need to worry about the consequences, she didn't need to worry about the severity, she just needed to hold the weapon in her hand, boil the last bit of strength in her body, and smash the bat into the enemy's head!
Die, lewd uncle, do you think it's great to be rich!
Damn it, aunt neighbor, what happened to you when I threw away the garbage and didn't cover the gateway!
Damn it.,Stupid boy.,If it weren't for the number of you.,Who would want to have a maid cafΓ© at the school festival!
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Chixia Edogawa, who is bound by the alienated and conservative social atmosphere, finds the best way to release her stress in the advent projection.
In fact, when she wore heavy makeup and wigs to go fishing before, she already had a faint tendency to beat up the obscene uncles on the fish, in the name of 'enforcing justice', which was actually venting the unhappiness in life. However, at that time, she didn't dare to go too far, even if the 'Treasure Dream' rune could be healed once, she also paid attention to the strength, and just stopped after teaching a lesson.
But that's no longer the case!
She can wield her bat as best she can, vent her anger and stress through destruction, and there are no legal or moral obstacles - she just follows the Nether Society to clean up the monster pests on the earth, my heart and my deeds are as clear as a mirror, and everything she does is righteous!
And the working hours are still short, which is equivalent to evening entertainment, so Chixia naturally doesn't mind this kind of work that is both a hobby and a stress reliever. Not only is she not tired now, but she even wants to do it again.
Tea Xiu naturally didn't mind having someone accompany him to work overtime, and nodded: "Yes, but don't forget to follow the prompts of the reward and complete the corresponding achievements to get new runes." The rune achievements I have selected for you can be completed on weekdays, don't be lazy. β
"Uh-huh, I see." Chixia felt a burst of satisfaction in her heart - look, the captain has also become my prompting tool, hehe!
"By the way, your runes can transform an animal that trusts you into your companion spirit." Tea Xiu said, "If you can, get the companion spirit as soon as possible, it can become your power." β
Qianxia suddenly became excited: "Can the elf communicate with me?" β
"Probably yes, and the companion elves have their own random superpowers. That's all for today, tomorrow at 10 o'clock ......" Cha Xiu paused: "See you tomorrow at 10:30, my friend." β
Delayed for 30 minutes? Is there anything important for the captain to do? Qianxia had a lot of speculation in her heart, and said, "See you tomorrow, Cataclysm." β
Chashu paused and stared at Chixia calmly.
Chixia blinked: "Aren't we friends?" Privately, you should be able to call it that, or do you prefer me to call you...... Messenger? β
"I don't have the name Scourge Courier, you can call me the Courier of the Scourge, or the Captain."
"But that doesn't make it clear that we're friends." Qianxia said as a matter of course: "The address between friends should be closer, you can call me Qianxia, and you should also let me call you...... Well, since you don't want me to call you by your code name, I can also call you Ernie sauce~"
Cha Xiu was silent for a moment: "Then you still call me a natural disaster." β
"Goodbye to the Scourge King~"
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Before leaving the clock, Cha Xiu sat up from the bed, and heard Yuan Fang, who was playing the machine below, shouting: "Brother, this wave of NICE, hurry up and push a wave, be steady!" β
Because the "crusade operation" does not take much time, Cha Xiu is not so extravagant as going out to stay in a hotel - in fact, the main reason why he lives in a hotel is to take care of Xiluda, after all, if he sleeps with the cat in the dormitory, it is difficult to say what Yuan Fang will do to the cat.
In case Yuan Fang woke up the cat, wouldn't Hiroda be disconnected in the middle of the group?
Cha Xiu looked at his phone, it was only 9:29 - Qianxia was in the cherry blossoms, and the time was an hour faster than him.
It's still early, and it's not easy for Cha Xiu to blame Yuan Fang for being so noisy. According to the rules of the dormitory, 11 o'clock ~ 9 o'clock is the mute mode, if Yuan Fang dared to be so loud after 11 o'clock, Cha Xiu would have gone down to pat his ass a long time ago.
That is, he will hit the palm of the palm when he beats a girl, and he spanks a boy, and after many lifetimes, the pain, humiliation and recovery effect caused by spanking are the most cost-effective choices.
Cha Xiu got out of bed and changed his clothes, and at this time, Yuan Fang suddenly slapped the keyboard fiercely, and his voice suddenly became angry:
"(genealogy), put (genealogy) spiced spicy fart, how many times have you (genealogy) sent heads just now? I really can't lift you (the family tree), go home and! β
Cha Xiu smiled: "Didn't you call brother just now, why are you scolding now?" β
"The tailwind and the four seas are brothers, and the upwind genealogy sacrifices to the sky, it is Gangala."
Yuan Fang put down his headphones in response, turned his head and found that Cha Xiu was about to go out, and said strangely: "Going out so late?" Is it the first time I've seen you sleep in the evening and go all night at night? β
"No, it's just a little bit of going out, and I'll be back tonight." Tea Xiu said casually.
Yuan Fang asked, "Are you going to Qilin District?" β
Cha Xiu was slightly stunned: "Yes, how did you guess it?" β
"This needs to be guessed, I didn't expect you guys to be quite nimble, and take the initiative to go over at night...... Hey. β
Yuan Fang sighed: "Alas, I really envy you young college students. Yesterday, when we went to play a game, we met the beautiful school girl of the Comic Association, cute and gentle, and the name is particularly poetic...... But I feel like the school girl seems to be a little interested in lazy birds. Damn, am I going to watch you be happy? β
Cha Xiu couldn't understand Yuan Fang's two-dimensional black words, but he was extremely keen to catch the key words and asked, "Who is the lazy bird?" Transcendent animals? β
Yuan Fang couldn't hear the murderous intent in Cha Xiu's words, and replied: "It's the lazy and rookie Suo Zai in the dormitory next door." β
"It's human." Tea Xiu loses interest.
Yuan Fang said with a smile: "Cha Xiu, how can you think of transcendent animals...... Don't be so obsessed with psionic energy, you don't have this thing, you can't force it. But then again, there is a kind of 'stealing the sky' psionic activation method circulating on the Internet, allowing people to do radio gymnastics on the edge of the rooftop to stimulate themselves to activate psionic energy, I used to think it was a joke, but yesterday it seemed that someone jumped off the building in Taishan District, and the ground was knocked out of a pit, but the person was gone, I'm afraid it wasn't activated before dying, and he traveled through time and space to be the protagonist......"
"I'm out of the house."
Cha Xiu left the dormitory, walked through the forest road and the teaching building, and walked for 20 minutes to the Qilin District.
The tallest building that students can enter in Zhuyue University is the College of Foreign Chinese in Qilin District. The College of Foreign Chinese is adjacent to the 'Heilongjiang River' β no one knows what the name of the river is, but it is dark all year round, and it even stinks in the summer.
It's 10:02 a.m., and the last class in the academy has ended, and the students are leaving one after another.
Cha Xiu hid in the shadows, and when no students came out at the door, he cast the 'Heavenly Demon Projection Technique' and projected a clone. The clone glanced at him and quickly ran up the stairs to the top floor.
Yesterday, in order to achieve the achievement of the 'Shield Posture' rune, he offset 200 units of damage and made the clone jump from the teaching building in Taishan District, but something happened - the clone was embedded in the ground.
Cha Xiu was very sorry for his behavior of damaging public property, and hurriedly canceled his clone, otherwise he would be caught red-handed by the security guards who heard the news.
After learning his lesson, Cha Xiu chose the Outer Chinese College as the place to cultivate. The academy is very close to the river, and the clone can jump to the surface of the water without causing any other impact than splashing.
The Outer Chinese Academy is about 40 meters tall, which is high enough for the water surface to have an impact close to the ground - if the clone snaps in a 'big' shape, the damage will be even more sufficient.
"If the doppelganger runs faster, I guess I can jump four or five times tonight......" Cha Xiu thought to himself.
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Yuan Fang, who was playing a game, suddenly someone sent him a video from QQ.
Look! Terror is back on the rise! γ
Yuan Fang thought about it and narrowed the video window to a minimum to prevent himself from being frightened by the terrifying images of the spoofs that suddenly popped up.
The video is very short, only 16 seconds, and there is also the shooting time in the lower right corner - 10.28 -22:05:06.
Is this the video you just made?
The video screen was aimed at a river, and Yuan Fang recognized it at a glance - the 'Heilongjiang' next to the Foreign Chinese College.
I saw a black shadow passing by on the screen, and someone jumped down from the rooftop of the outer Chinese college, fell to the water, and splashed a big wave!
At this time, Yuan Fang was only a little surprised, but what happened next made him almost out of control.
I saw that in the waves, a figure skillfully turned ashore, and his movements were vigorous, and he did not see any injuries at all.
Under the bright moonlight, Yuan Fang could clearly see that the figure turned out to be-
A black mosaic.
"Damn, spoof video?" Yuan Fang simply deleted the video.