Chapter 428: Ordering Principles
In other words, Xie Shenzhang didn't really want to eat today, he didn't have much appetite, and the ones he ordered just now were basically all reserved for Ji Shu to eat.
So many things are going to be left to Ji Shu, and I hope that Ji Shu alone will destroy them all, so it doesn't seem strange at this time.
Although Ji Shu has a great appetite when he is in a good mood, no matter how big his appetite is, the capacity of his stomach is limited.
There has been such a situation before, when ordering something, Ji Shu felt that it was enough, but Xie Shenzhang didn't say much, so he kept adding more.
Shen Zhang didn't know if Ji Shu could finish eating, anyway, he didn't care about it, and went to order more first.
In the end, sure enough, there was really more than half of the dishes Xie Shenzhang ordered.
In other words, the amount that Ji Shu said can basically be eaten. But almost no one moved the ones that Xie Shenzhang ordered.
Therefore, Ji Shu directly confronted the residues and evidence of these large and small plates, "confronted" Xie Shenzhang, and took Xie Shenzhang to lecture.
"I said it all just now, I said so much is enough, you don't believe it, you don't listen, you have to add it one by one, now it's okay, it's all left." Ji Shu touched his bulging, round belly like a rolling ball, almost full of food, and complained.
"Actually, it's not all like that, and these extra things aren't all left, at least you eat a few more bites on each plate, aren't you? Look at this plate of crayfish, there are clearly several missing, and there is another plate of braised pork ribs, which is also a little less. ”
Xie Shenzhang's tone was quite relaxed and disdainful, just like the ones he just ordered were all free and didn't need money, and the rich man was really capricious.
"How many bites are missing from each dish? You know how few of these bites are. Speaking of this, Ji Shu was even more angry, Xie Shenzhang just now, in order to make these dishes, he kept coaxing Ji Shu like pouring wine, and he had to ask Ji Shu to eat more and eat more.
Ji Shu had already held on to the point that he couldn't do it, and said repeatedly: Shen Zhang, I really can't eat anymore, I'm going to vomit. Xie Shenzhang also desperately stuffed Ji Shu's mouth.
"Wife, what are you talking about, don't I just want you to grow a little longer, you said you, so thin, how good it would be to eat more."
"Grow a little longer, I want to ask you, where do you want me to grow? Do you want to grow taller, or do you want to grow more flesh and fat? ”
Growing taller? This reason, even Ji Shu himself can't believe it, this is so possible, unless it is a miracle.
How old is Ji Shu now, he has stopped developing a long time ago, okay, he still thinks that Ji Shu is a teenager, puberty.
Therefore, Xie Shenzhang's meaning is nothing more than wanting Ji Shu to grow meat. He said that Ji Shu had lost weight. However, where is the meat he is talking about?
"Hehe, wife, don't worry, this is not a high-fat calorie food, it's so possible to grow fat, and if you have a lot, you will grow some meat."
"Handsome guy Xie, are you teasing me? Don't you know who we are now, how many times have I told you and you still can't remember! As an actor and artist, I want to maintain a good figure, if I am overweight, the company will take tough measures to make me lose weight! ”
This stinky man is trying so hard to let himself eat now, he is indeed cool and enjoyable, but after returning to the company, it will be very miserable.
"Well, I was wrong, I didn't think about it as much as you did, I was going to say, make you a little bustier and more fleshy, haha."
"You! You stinky man, stinky and shameless, rascal, you dare to dislike me for not being plump, and I'm so angry! "Isn't that saying she's flat-chested?
"My wife, spare my life, I'm just joking, it's pure entertainment, don't take it seriously! In this way, next time I will take you to eat something more delicious, you can eat wherever you want, you can eat as much as you want, until you are satisfied, and I sincerely apologize to you, okay? ”
"Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat in a day! What do you think you are, you're a pig! I'm so, you obnoxious fellow. ”
After Ji Shu finished speaking, he clenched his fists, glared at Xie Shenzhang, and smashed hard at Xie Shenzhang's shoulder mercilessly.
"Wife, you lighten up, your fists are not as delicate as ordinary weak women, they are simply the ferocity of a female man, this force is so great, I really hurt, ah! It hurts, help! Xie Shenzhang shouted for help, and showed Ji Shu that he was in pain and couldn't breathe.
Xie Shenzhang's words did not succeed in gaining Ji Shu's letting go and understanding, but she increased the strength of her palm even more.
"Lighter? You want to be beautiful, if I don't be ruthless, you won't remember it for a long time, and you will continue to do it next time. Ji Shu said.
Ji Shu summed up his ordering behavior into a few words: ordering seven points full, the cost is controlled, the food is exhausted, and I want to come next time.
This is Ji Shu's original and Ji Shu's own principle of ordering that Ji Shu can be proud of, practical and affordable.
Ji Shu described this method as a punishment for Xie Shenzhang, so as to warn Xie Shenzhang and let Xie Shenzhang remember it for a long time.
So, did Ji Shu's so-called punishment really work for Xie Shenzhang? The answer is: No!
Just now, Xie Shenzhang's habitual uncontrolled ordering method that still can't be corrected is a very appropriate explanation.
First of all, in terms of the number of dishes ordered, but the staple foods ordered by Xie Shenzhang were far beyond the standard for Ji Shu.
If it is Ji Shu's order, the two of them eat, then the staple food is at most two dishes and one soup or three dishes and one soup.
The dishes in this restaurant are actually very generous, even if they are small, they are already much more than the ones outside.
Therefore, Ji Shu ordered two dishes and one soup or three dishes and one soup. It is actually very reasonable for two people to eat. If you order too much, you will waste it if you can't finish eating.
The amount is also particular, two dishes and one soup are enough for a large portion, and three dishes and one soup are enough for a small portion.
On desserts, Ji Shu ordered up to three dishes. One is for Xie Shenzhang, and two are for herself.
Although Xie Shenzhang said that he didn't like to eat and generally wouldn't eat it, what if he suddenly had an appetite while eating and wanted to eat a few bites?
It's okay to order if you want to eat, but if there are many people at this time, they will call the waiter to order, and they need to queue up and take time.
Therefore, Ji Shu thinks that it is better to light it first, and you can save the trouble of Fang Cai by clicking it in advance.
One more dessert is placed in front of Xie Shenzhang, which also looks better. After all, it's two people, as soon as the staple food is finished, after all the tableware is removed, the table will be very empty, and when the time comes, it will be eaten by herself, Xie Shenzhang is very empty and there is nothing, she is a little embarrassed.
Besides, that dessert was only temporarily placed on Xie Shenzhang's side. Nominally, he ordered it for Xie Shenzhang, but that time, in the end, it wasn't Ji Shu who digested the delicacy again, so Ji Shu felt that this method was really good for many birds per stone, and it was too good to work.
So, about his part, why does Ji Shu obviously love desserts so much, why does he only order two desserts?
"It's obviously not okay to just order a dessert, because I can't eat enough of it; Ordering two desserts should be barely enough, but it may still be a little little, so it can't be good; So, I have to order three desserts, and three desserts are no more. I'll put two dishes here, one will be placed in your place to help me save it first, and then I will eat the one on your side when I finish eating my two dishes, perfect! Ji Shu said.
"What are you doing one by one, I don't understand your logic at all, you think you are counting the stars." Xie Shenzhang said.
Someone told Xie Shenzhang before, saying that women are a complex group that is easy to understand but not easy to understand, sometimes they are very rational, sometimes they are very illogical, when they are reasonable, they are very cute, but when they are unreasonable, it is simply too big to be good.
Before, Xie Shenzhang didn't believe it, he felt that his friend was exaggerating, how could someone change like this.
Now, Xie Shenzhang has to believe it, not only believe, but also admire that friend, because his summary is too incisive and accurate.
Ji Shu's words made Xie Shenzhang even more convinced, that is: women are really terrible, and eating a dessert can be so nonsensical.
Xie Shenzhang's thoughts, Ji Shu could see it more or less. However, Ji Shudang didn't know what to do.
The current Ji Shucai doesn't care what Xie Shenzhang thinks of himself or whether he can understand his own words. In her eyes, there are only desserts now.
Anyway, she just felt that she ordered two dishes on her side and one in the name of Xie Shenzhang, that is to say, it was just right to order a total of three desserts together.
Ji Shu likes to eat very much, yes, but it doesn't mean that once he thinks about anything, he doesn't control it at all, and he can do whatever he wants.
Moreover, Ji Shu remembered that many people have said that the best state when eating is to be three points hungry, seven points full, and everything is in moderation.
So of course, Ji Shu must first learn to control it properly, the thoughts in his head are just to think about it, and when he actually takes action, it is another scene.
Otherwise, in Ji Shu's thoughts, she wants to eat all the time, but doing so will make her seriously overweight, and it will also bring sequelae: this time I ate Tuxue, and the next time I heard someone talk about it, I could imagine the taste, and then I couldn't help but vomit before eating, which was very scary, Ji Shu didn't want to be like this.
So Ji Shu felt that when he had already eaten the meal and staple food, and was not very hungry, it was enough to eat two more desserts.
Because of the limited quantity, Ji Shu can go and taste it slowly one by one, but he can't stop but can't eat enough, Ji Shu will want to order it next time.
However, the ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny, although Ji Shu is rational, but Xie Shenzhang is obviously not.
No, just now, Xie Shenzhang completely forgot Ji Shu's punishment of him in the past, and disturbed the principle of ordering food that Ji Shu had always adhered to?
When ordering the food just now, Xie Shenzhang, whether it was quantity, type or amount, had all exceeded Ji Shu's usual requirements.
Let's just say that the amount is good, after just a little bit of it, don't look at these dishes are not much, but once you calculate it, it will be thousands of yuan.
This is an expensive restaurant. The dishes and tables are provided in limited quantities every day, and if there is no special relationship, you need to make a reservation long in advance. In this way, MK Restaurant has succeeded in attracting customers and is known as a VIP-style dining venue.
The waiter in uniform presented the dishes ordered by Xie Shenzhang one after another.
If it was in the past, Ji Shu now should be happy and angry. Why?
Anger should come first. Angry, needless to say, I know that it is because Xie Shenzhang is now seriously wasteful, and he does not meet Ji Shu's earlier ordering requirements.
Happy, because Xie Shenzhang ordered everything he liked, so Ji Shu had no reason to be unhappy.
However, the current Ji Shu has no obvious happiness on his face, no obvious unhappiness, and no anger.