On a hot afternoon, I stayed in the bedroom, playing lol tirelessly, and as soon as I entered the game, there was a player with an ID called Pink Crab who said a word, and the girl begged to bring, and would only play Ahri.

Obviously, this should be a female gamer, but on this internet where you can't see me, I can't see you, who believes that you are a squatting and booing girl?

After playing this game, sure enough, the player who called himself a sister was going to blow up the sky and pit a bunch of people.

I wasn't in the mood to play anymore, and was about to quit the game, but the little pink crab asked to add me as a friend.

I was stunned for a moment, unable to understand what she meant, but agreed anyway.

After adding friends, she said to me, you're so good, you don't spray teammates when you play games, can you teach me to play masturbation? Hee-hee, I'll repay you.

Facing the computer screen, I laughed at the time, it's not that I don't spray my teammates, I'm too lazy to spray.

I said, are you really a girl? To be honest, I despise myself a little, and when I hear that the other party is a woman, I feel a little hard to hold myself, after all, a dick who has never had substantial contact with a woman still longs to be moisturized by women in her heart.

She said of course yes, you can open a video for you to see, she said this, and then sent a QQ number.

, Nima, you can't really catch a girl, right? I didn't say a word at the moment, so I added that QQ and went directly to the video!

After the video opened, I went, what a girl! Slender eyebrows, pink lipstick, beautiful black shawl hair, and purple eyeshadow are very open to put it simply.

Click on the information and look at it, it is still in the same city as me!

Her QQ name is Pink Little Crab, I can't figure it out, so I asked her, what is your screen name called? It's a strange feeling.

She smiled in the video and then typed into me and said, hee-hee, crabs have a big characteristic, you know?

I thought about it carefully, and then said to her, what are the characteristics of crabs? Isn't it just walking sideways?

After sending this message, I could clearly see that she smiled in the video, and then continued to say to me, no, there is another feature

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't come up with another characteristic of crabs, so I asked her, what is it?

She said that crabs can "pinch people"!

Crabs can "pinch" people...... I had an epiphany!

In an instant, I was excited again, and when I entered her space, I took a look, and there were all kinds of photos of Xiangyan, and at this time, she suddenly said: "Are you free this afternoon?" Come to my house and help me take a few photos, I'm home alone every day, it's boring! ”

Lie C, at that time, the sperm worm was on the brain, why did you want anything else? After asking for her address, asking for her mobile phone number, and chatting a few more words, I turned off my computer, prepared to take a shower and change clothes, and then went to the banquet!

When I take a shower, I can't wait to say a few dirty words on my mouth.,My heart said,Damn's dating is such a good thing.,This dick can actually try it in his lifetime.,It's really cool.。

In the afternoon, I took a taxi and hurried to the address of the little crab, No. 39 Chemical Road.

But when I just reported the address to the driver, the driver was stunned on the spot, and he turned around and asked me, "Young man, what are you doing at the crematorium?"

I was also stunned, I said in my heart that this is going to make a date, and my brother will not go to the crematorium unless he is too idle to be a dick!

I asked the driver, is No. 39 Chemical Road a crematorium? Are you mistaken?

The driver frowned and thought for a while, and firmly said that he was not mistaken, I scratched my head, and I didn't think so much, but I waved my hand and said to the driver, you can take me there, don't ask anything else.

Thinking about it, he just asked casually, after all, the business came to the door, and there was no reason to refuse.

He took me to the chemical road, just arrived at the intersection and stopped directly, the driver looked scared, turned to me and said, young man, a total of thirty-seven yuan, I will charge you thirty yuan, the rest of the way, you go by yourself.

I always remembered the little crab's coquettish appearance in my heart, and immediately threw thirty yuan to the driver and got out of the car.

I walked along the number on the chemical road, and after a short time I came to the 39th, and when I got to the door, I was almost about to scold my mother.

This No. 39 courtyard looks like a place where large families live, and the architectural style of the house is very similar to a small villa in Europe and the United States, how can it be the crematorium of Teniang?

Standing in front of Villa 39, I pulled the collar of my suit and straightened my hair to make myself look more handsome.

Bang bang

I tapped my finger on the elegant wooden door, and the sound that I supposed to make should have been dull, but the sound of this would be filled with a great echo, as if it were not a villa, but a valley hinterland.

After a while, the door creaked open, and I was greeted by the coquettish appearance of the little crab and the intoxicating scent of the body, to be honest, I usually smell all kinds of scents on women when I go to the mall.

Some are body fragrance, some are perfume smells, and some are shampoos, but the fragrance on the little crab, I really smell it for the first time, I can't tell what it smells like, anyway, it is very intoxicating and attracts me.

The little crab was wearing a pair of pajamas, which were different from the clothes in the video just now, maybe after a nap, my eyes widened, because my pair of 12K hardened krypton gold dog eyes had seen clearly that she was not wearing underwear!

She glanced at me, suddenly grinned, and asked me if I was the master who played LOL today, I posed coquettishly, and said with a smile that I was a master, just casually playing.

She stood up and waved at me, blinking her big watery eyes and inviting me in.

As soon as I walked into this villa, a cool feeling came to my heart, I pulled on my suit and said with a smile, your air conditioner is really cool.

The little crab closed the door and looked back and said that there was no air conditioning in my house.