Chapter 010: Riding a Donkey to Fight Bandits
It's not that the world grows and others will destroy their own prestige, but the power of this Qiuting Mountain is indeed huge.
Although the Liu family is the first martial family in Yangguan County, even if they unite with the Huang family and go to attack Qiuting Mountain, they will inevitably lose both.
Liu Zong naturally understands this, but his son is still in the hands of others, how can he sit still?
"Uncle Liu, if you can trust the juniors, then leave this matter to the juniors, how about it?" Shisheng said confidently.
"Over to you?" Liu Zong looked at Shisheng's face, and there was a little incredulity in his eyes.
"Shisheng, don't mess around!" Huang Shizhong reprimanded.
This little ancestor, it's all at this time, and it's still making trouble!
"Dad, mother, I'm serious!" Shisheng's face was firm, and there was no sense of arrogance at all.
At this moment, Huang Shizhong and Ning Haitang felt a little strange in their hearts.
Huang Shizhong looked at Shisheng for a long time, and finally sighed, "Brother Liu, why don't you let Shisheng try?" ”
"Are you sure?" Liu Zong asked calmly.
"Yes!" Without the slightest hesitation, Shisheng replied directly.
"Well, I'll leave it to you! You've got to bring my son back!" ”
Liu Zong didn't know what was going on, and as soon as he saw the appearance of Shisheng, he inexplicably felt a sense of trust in his heart.
"Shisheng, you have to take care of your own safety, you know?" The one who said this was Liu Zong's wife, Wang.
"Don't worry, I swear here that I will bring Young Master Liu back safely! Daddy, get me something! Shisheng beckoned, exuding a domineering aura.
It seemed that he was infected by the momentum of the world, and Huang Shizhong was actually excited, "Son, you say, what do you need to prepare?" Also, what are your plans? ”
"Plan, secrecy! What I need, is money! "The world replied.
"Well, Dad still has a lot of money!"
Early the next morning, Shisheng put on a casual suit and rode a small donkey to the foot of Qiuting Mountain.
Everyone in the Liu family hid in the grass a mile away in case of emergency.
"Little donkey, whether you can rescue the little young master of the Liu family or not depends on you!"
The little donkey walked on this bumpy mountain road, shaking his butt and wagging his tail, and walked towards the mountain little by little.
When he was halfway up the mountain, he saw a half-human-high bush in front of him, and the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked.
"It's halfway there, but it's time to have it!" Shisheng turned over and got off the donkey, leaned into the donkey's ear and said, "Dude, go and pee in the bushes over there, understand?" ”
The donkey barked twice, as if in reply to the words of the world.
"Go ahead!" Shisheng patted the donkey's buttocks, then turned and walked to the side to relieve his hands, his eyes aimed at the donkey from time to time.
"It's worthy of being a god donkey, amazing!" Shisheng secretly said in his heart.
This donkey was borrowed by Shisheng from a juggler on Upper River Street, and legend has it that it was a divine donkey.
If you really want to talk about God, there is no god who can understand people's words and do what his master says.
But this beast is also a greedy man.
Originally, Shisheng gave the miscellaneous ten taels of silver, and the miscellaneous agreed to lend the donkey to Shisheng for use.
But the donkey disagreed, and barked and ran around to show his resistance.
Shisheng was helpless, took a silver ingot, and put it in front of the donkey, and the donkey obediently listened to Shisheng's words.
When he led the donkey and said goodbye to the miscellaneous, looking at the excitement on the miscellaneous's face, the world suspected that the donkey's greed for money was also instructed by the miscellaneous.
But it doesn't matter, as long as the donkey borrows it, then the plan will go smoothly.
Listening to the sound of the long stream of water, Shisheng whistled an earth-shattering little whistle, looking so uncomfortable!
The bandits lying in the grass looked at the donkey walking towards them, and immediately looked at each other.
"What's the matter with this donkey?" One of the bandits asked in a whisper.
"I don't know, captain, do you want that man to take the donkey away?"
"Let's wait and see!"
When the donkey came to the bush, he turned back like a dog.
Seeing this scene, Shisheng didn't overdo it, and snickered in his heart.
"Captain, this guy isn't going to pee, is he?" One of the bandits asked, somewhat frightened.
"You're stupid! When have you ever seen a donkey pee and lift its legs? The man known as the captain said, "Hey, it's raining?" ”
As he spoke, a stream of unknown liquid flowed straight to the captain's body.
A few bandits nesting in the grass looked up and said, good fellow, this thing is coming from a part of the donkey.
Several people immediately jumped up with a loud shout.
Unexpectedly, such a fuss scared the little donkey.
The donkey kicked the captain, and the giant force directly kicked the captain away.
Seeing this, the other bandits hurriedly went to support the captain.
"Damn, I'm going to make you into donkey meat and burn wine! Brothers, catch it for Lao Tzu! ”
Seeing this, Shisheng hurriedly put on his pants and stepped forward.
The little donkey ran behind Shisheng and couldn't hide.
"Boy, who are you? What are you doing here? Begging for a beating? The bandits said angrily.
Anyone who gets poured on that stuff won't feel good.
"Can't you have a better attitude? It's not polite at all, no wonder you can only be a bandit! Shisheng said with a mocking face.
"Better? Hehe, brothers, do you look at these two stunned people, who came to the bandit mountain to find the treatment of Hualiu Alley? Didn't you get kicked in the head by a donkey? ”
The words of the bandit squad leader caused a burst of laughter.
"Yes, come here to find the treatment of Hualiu Lane, I don't know if your wife is from Hualiu?" Shisheng had a faint smile on his face, and his eyes were full of sincerity.
"Boy, looking for death?" The bandit captain's face instantly became gloomy, and his face was fierce.
"You're not going to let me get right, are you?" Shisheng pretended to be surprised.
"Dare to insult my wife, you ...... today"
Before the bandit leader could finish speaking, a small bandit next to him pulled the corner of his coat.
"What? Didn't you see that Lao Tzu was going to kill someone? ”
The little bandit swallowed his saliva and said cautiously, "Captain, that, you haven't married yet!" ”
The captain was stunned for a moment, and then a smile appeared on his face, "Yes, Lao Tzu hasn't got a family yet, and he hasn't found a wife yet!" So why should I be angry? Come on, come on, you keep scolding! ”
Such a situation is unforeseen in the world.
"You're so old, you haven't got a wife yet? Could it be that there is something wrong with the body? Shisheng looked at the bandit captain with disgust on his face.
"Lao Tzu is in good health! Would you like to try it? ”
Hearing this, Shisheng covered his mouth and pretended to be frightened, "It turns out that you have this hobby, it's really chilling!" ”
"You're looking for death!"
"Captain, don't say it, if you talk too much, you will lose, if you keep talking, I'm afraid the people who will lose will be even greater!" The little bandit reminded.
"Fuck off! Come on, split this little white face for Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu wants to stew him in soup! ”
"I said, big brother, why are you so grumpy? Is it too hot? If so, I can introduce you to someone who can help you vent your anger! ”
After Shisheng finished speaking, he turned to look at the little donkey behind him.
The bandits followed Shisheng's gaze, and saw that the little donkey had turned around, and was shaking it with his buttocks, as if to hint at the bandit leader.
"Captain, this donkey is a god!" The little bandit was surprised.
"Yes. I'm going to do it for Lao Tzu! ”
Only then did the bandits raise their broadswords and rush towards the world.
When the donkey heard the sound, he looked back, but he howled and ran away.
It is naturally impossible for Shisheng to stand in place, turn around and run, "Brother Donkey, don't forget to come back and pick me up!" ”
The donkey howled, as if in reply to the words of the world.
"Stop, don't run!" The voice of the bandit squad leader came from behind again.
Seeing that the donkey had run away, Shisheng stopped, turned around, and looked at the bandits running towards him with a calm expression.
Seeing that Shisheng was so calm, several bandits felt strange in their hearts, so they immediately stopped and stared at Shisheng with their eyes.
The two sides fell silent for a while, and no one spoke for a long time.
Finally, a horn from the top of the mountain broke the silence.
"Oops! Blowing the trumpet, something must have happened! Shisheng said secretly in his heart.
But the words of a few bandits surprised Shisheng.
"Brothers, it's time for dinner!"