Chapter 29: Tea Xiu, You Have Such a Vicious Heart!

In fact, Xiluda had long expected that the tea workshop would trouble her.

Just think about it with your brain, you can know that the kind of person who cultivates tea can still spit out 'fragrance' in his mouth and encourage others?

Although it is a bit arbitrary to say this, according to Cha Xiu's own account, in the past 5,000 years, he has become a master only a handful of times. Of course, there are reasons why he is not interested in power, but more importantly, he does not understand people's hearts.

He said 'I like united human beings,' but he himself is the least united human being. He's not sleek, angular, like a stubborn polygon, and if the Lord shoves him into the right place, it would make a difference, but more often than not, he doesn't fit in with his surroundings, either he changes the environment, or the environment destroys him.

And the number of times that Cha Xiu has been destroyed by the environment is far more than the number of times he has changed the environment - Xiluda is also a veteran player of "Earth", but she has only been reincarnated 88 times, and Cha Xiu has been reincarnated twice as many times as her, and the reason is self-explanatory.

However, Cha Xiu has also succeeded in changing the environment, and Xiluda is a stark example.

When they first met in Xinye City and became comrades-in-arms for the first time, Xiluda also wanted to beat the tea in the middle of the night to repair the dog's head. And by the time of the Wanli Korean War, when they fought side by side for the third time, Xiluda would already obediently follow Chaxiu's hair.

What else can I do? It's like in an RPG game, you find a teammate with good attributes but ugly drawing, although ugly, but really practical, so you have to use it as a tool.

But before the day was over, Chaxiu came to ask him for help, and Shiluda also felt quite depressed.

Recently, I have been messing with Cha Xiu, I can't eat or sleep well, I can't pull well, my coat color is not bright enough, and Cha Xiu is very unhappy with the cat, and Xiluda doesn't like him anymore.

But if it doesn't work, even if she escapes, she will still be caught up, maybe she didn't have this option to escape from the beginning.

This is the so-called "far away, you must be punished......

Staying in Cha Xiu's school bag, Hiluda asked, "Do you want Hiluda to help you scold?" Heluda thinks that even if I'm really swearing, other people might think I'm selling cuteness, because Sheluda is so cute."

Tea Xiu: "I don't need you to meow, I want you to help me scold people online."

Hilda: "Online? What, you were sprayed while arguing online?"

Cha Xiu: "I never argue on the Internet."

He is indeed not the person who argues with others on the Internet...... Wait a minute.

Siluda suddenly had a strange thought: "Shouldn't you just give up the channel of online discussion because you can't directly physically attack others because you can't discuss online?"

Cha Xiu was silent for a moment, not admitting or denying it: "In the future civilization, following the signal and communicating with others face-to-face and cordially is the best form of discussion."

I think you're trying to beat people up along the network cable!

At this time, Shiluda heard Chaxiu push open the door and sit down.

"Yuan Fang, what are you doing?"

"Huh? I didn't do anything, just browsed the website and watched the video. ”

"That's right, I'm going to do something very secret."

"Oh."

"So can you leave the dorm for an afternoon?"

"Why?"

"Because it's secretive, I can't let anyone else know."

"Then why don't you get ready outside and go back to the dorm?"

"Because this is my dormitory, and the wifi is fast."

"But it's also me...... Never mind. ”

Xiluda climbed out of his schoolbag and looked at the back of the yellow-haired boy in the pain clothes who took the initiative to leave the dormitory, thinking that this was another 'environment' that had been modified by tea.

Cha Xiu went over to lock the door, closed the doors and windows, and took out two mobile phones, one is the latest flagship and the other is an old mobile phone from two years ago.

Hiluda curled up on the keyboard and watched as Cha Xiu turned on the two phones and then logged into the app store to download the same game, which she quickly recognized at a glance at the icon:

"Glory?"

Cha Xiu nodded and told Shiluda about his plan.

The plan is simple, in order to achieve the achievement of 'Fragrance', he needs to heal others with a 'sound' with special effects.

But he also knows that he is not good at 'healing' techniques, so he can only work on 'others' - if someone else is in a low mood, then a word or two of encouragement can heal his soul.

So, how do you find someone who is at a low emotional point?

Blind search is definitely the next policy, and tea cultivation has no mind reading skills, and most modern people are proficient in hiding their emotions, even if life suffers a lot of suffering, it will rarely be revealed - it is precisely because they can't find someone to rely on that they can't fall.

Moreover, for people who are really lost and sad, it is difficult for tea cultivation to comfort and heal. They must have heard a lot of great truths, but they still can't live this life, and it is not at all cured by the comfort of the weak like Cha Xiu, who can only say 'hope for tomorrow' and 'happy for a day, not for another day'.

The target group of tea cultivation is those who are temporarily in a low mood due to the blow of reality, but they are confident in their skills without any pressure, and they can be reinvigorated with just a word of approval.

And this kind of person is said to be everywhere in mobile games.

But there is still one step missing, that is, they have to be hit by reality first, and then Cha Xiu can heal them with words.

Just like he is not good at comforting others, Cha Wash is not good at scolding and crying others, and he has to play the role of a healer, so naturally he can't scold people.

"So, you want Heroda to help you scold and cry people in the game, and then you go and comfort them?"

Hiluda raised her white gloves and showed off her small balls of flesh.

"You expect a cat to be able to crack and type while poking around on its phone?"

Cha Xiu pressed Xiluda's paw and pressed it to the mobile phone screen, and instantly opened the APP of Glory Game.

"There are no problems with the hardware." Cha Xiu put the phone in front of Xiluda and said, "It depends on whether you are willing to help or not." If you don't want to, I won't force it, I'll ask a friend to help, it should be okay, but I don't have any friends. ”

Hiluda looked at the game interface on the phone screen, and couldn't take her eyes off it.

She also often watches the shovel officer play games on weekdays, and the shovel officer is still very, she has long wanted to try playing games - she has only seen mobile games in her life.

But she's just a cat and doesn't even have a mobile phone, so she can only think about it.

Although he thought so, Xiluda was still very reserved: "Xiluda is the chief swordsman of the Sword Emperor Palace, Xiluda, who is usually elegant and easy-going, and treats people kindly, where can I scold people?" And if you swear, the game will block the warning."

Cha Xiu nodded very understandingly: "Try it, it really doesn't work, I'll think of a way." Playing games and swearing, I really wronged you. ”

"Well, it's for your sake that Heroda will agree. If it were someone else, Heroda wouldn't have played games with them."

As she spoke, Xiluda picked up her mobile phone, ran to Yuan Fang's boss chair to lie down, and logged in to the game with great interest.

Well? Need an account password?

Well...... I remember that the account password of the shovel officer is this and this...... Ha, log in, a lot of hero skins!

"Hurry up, go to the 404 region that has just opened the server, let's have a normal match first, I'll pull you."

The ignorant new player Cha Xiu joined the team of 'Bamboo Gnawing Panda', began to match, and entered the room in an instant.

"You don't know anything, use that King Arthur first, it's very simple."

"Go on the road and follow the prompts to get your equipment."

"Make no mistake, how did you die? Can this be killed? Forget it, hold on, I'll come back later."

"He can hit me!?"

"Tea repair, you are really good, you can send it better than Meituan!"

"Ahh

Cha Xiu put down the phone and watched Xiluda holding the phone with his teeth and claws, his fierce and vicious appearance was even more exciting than when he fought the Heavenly Demons.

When the base crystal exploded, Cha Xiu went over and touched Xiluda's head, and comforted him in a calm tone:

"You're playing well, you don't have to work hard."

Shiluda raised her head abruptly and looked at Cha Xiu in disbelief:

"After you cheated me, you comforted me to brush up on my achievements? Tea Xiu, you have such a vicious heart!"