What is it like to walk with a guy who is in heat with a cat?

You Zhuxiao never imagined that she would quickly come down and check out early after taking a shower, and she would actually meet Cha Xiu, and Cha Xiu also came down to check out!

Originally, You Zhuxiao planned to stay in the hotel for one night after attending tonight's party in the hotel, even if this is just a chain hotel, the accommodation environment is definitely better than the dormitory - at least you can get up late.

If she lived in the dormitory, she would definitely not be able to sleep lazy, first of all, the roommate would be the first to get up and go to the library, which was the first wave of noise;

Then the White Lotus will definitely have activities every weekend, and will also get up early in the morning to take a shower and make up preparations, which is the second wave of noise;

Then after 8:55, the Rubbing Monster will get up in a hurry and go to the canteen to buy half-price breakfast - all the leftover meals in the canteen after 8:55 will be processed at half price - and after breakfast, the Rubbing Monster will come back in a hurry and continue to sleep in the cage, which is the third and fourth waves of noise.

You Zhuxiao developed some signs of staying up late every time during the winter and summer vacations, and was quickly cured by her roommates as soon as she returned to school. Therefore, there is such an opportunity to sleep out overnight, and You Zhuxiao will naturally not refuse.

But when You Zhuxiao was about to take a bath, she suddenly felt that it was better to be in the dormitory-

At least if anything happens, your roommate will die with you!

When You Zhuxiao closed the bathroom door, she was worried that someone would sneak in the outside room; When she took off her clothes, she was worried about whether there would be a ghost in the mirror; When she closed her eyes while washing her hair, she felt an inexplicable fear, as if someone would sneak into the bathroom when she closed her eyes, or that she would come out in the mirror......

In an instant, the memories of horror films such as "Screaming Laughter" and "Ghost Street", which I watched since I was a child, and "Curse" and "Fatal Bend" that I watched with my roommates after I went to college, kept emerging like bubbles, and then exploded, and the sense of fear instantly filled any gap in You Zhuxiao's thinking.

Therefore, she hurriedly left after taking a shower, although her roommate was noisy, but she could suppress evil spirits!

But why did Cha Xiu leave so quickly!

Is he so fast?

I'll definitely choose another hotel next time - both thought to themselves.

After walking for about 100 meters, Cha Xiu was silent, and You Zhuxiao had no experience in chatting with strangers - in fact, she wanted to talk to Cha Xiu about Xiluda, but when she found out that Cha Xiu was an abnormal sexual fetish, she immediately extinguished this thought.

What if chatting and chatting, what if Cha Xiu gets excited?

Wait, he said that he knew Heroda very well, and begged himself not to sterilize Heroda, and then associate him with his weirdness......

In an instant, You Zhuxiao connected all the clues!

There is only one truth!

"That...... Tea Xiu, are you a liberal arts student, a science student, or an art student? ”

"Science."

"How are you doing in high school biology?"

Cha Xiu thought for a while: "I remember that the biology score in the college entrance examination is 88 points, which is ordinary." ”

You Zhu smiled hesitantly and said, "Then you should know that there is racial segregation between different races, right?" ”

"Well, it's not absolute," Cha Xiu said seriously, "There is the possibility of mating of the same family, such as the liger beast mated by a lion and a tiger, and the mule mated by a horse and a donkey......"

"But at least, felines can only mate with other felines and have children, right?" You Zhu smiled and said in a flurry tone: "It is impossible for animals of other families to break apartheid and let felines have children~"

Cha Xiu gave her a strange look and nodded: "Yes, what's wrong?" ”

What does he mean by that, is it 'you tell me what's wrong with this', or 'what's wrong even if I can't get the cat pregnant'? …… You Zhuxiao felt a little pain in his head, and decided to give up correcting Chaxiu's sexual fetish, everyone has everyone's misfortune, and everyone's happiness, who can say that his misfortune will not be happiness?

She glanced at Cha Xiu's backpack and changed the subject: "By the way, are you a psyker?" ”

Cha Xiu blinked, slightly surprised in his heart.

When You Zhuxiao was preoccupied just now, Cha Xiu thought that he was going to talk about something important, but it turned out to be about biology; Now she looked relaxed and casual, but instead asked about the confidential topic of psionics.

"yes." Cha Xiu nodded without hesitation.

"I knew it." You Zhu grinned: "It's the first time we met Tian...... When I met that monster, I noticed that the monster's arm was suddenly broken, and at that time the monster was preparing to hit you, and then you were desperate to awaken the rune? ”

While the conclusion is right, the process is wrong. It was the Hiluda in You Zhuxiao's backpack who broke the arm of the Heavenly Demon at that time, and Cha Xiu won the whole day by lying down.

But this is indeed an excellent excuse, so Cha Xiu did not deny it, and said: "Don't reveal it, I just awakened a very weak ability." ”

"I understand, I understand," You Zhuxiao understood very well: "Now people who know me want me to perform when they see me, such as changing the pen to nothing, changing the teacher away, and making the wifi faster...... I'm just a psyker, not a magician! ”

You Zhuxiao can fully understand this low-key mentality, if she hadn't exposed her superpowers in front of everyone, otherwise she would definitely have kept a low profile to avoid people's eyes, at most she would tell her parents and friends about her superpowers, and she usually had fun secretly.

Ordinary girls, where would they think of using superpowers to do big things!

You Zhuxiao suddenly remembered something: "By the way, my mother said that it is better for psykers to be careful, there are many outlaws who commit crimes against psykers, it is best to stay in school at ordinary times, don't act alone at night and don't go to places where no one is." ”

Since Cha Xiu is also a psyker, maybe he will also be assassinated by the Heavenly Demon Assassin, so let's remind him, but I can only grieve the 'Catwoman' predecessor who provided information to be my mother.

Cha Xiu nodded in understanding, he saw a family convenience store on the side of the road, and asked, "I want to buy a bottle of water, do you have anything you want to drink?" ”

"Vita Lemon Tea." You Zhuxiao, who also wanted to go in to buy something, stopped outside when he heard this question, and waited for Cha Xiu to come out after buying a drink.

Waiting for Cha Xiu to come out, You Zhuxiao suddenly asked a soul torture: "Cha Xiu, do you have a girlfriend?" ”

"Nope." Cha Xiu's expression was calm, and he handed her a bottle of lemon tea.

"Don't you want to look for it? Oh yes, you're a science ......" You Zhuxiao understood: "There are a lot of beautiful girls in the drama club I participate in, do you want to join the club to find love?" There is an actor department, a choreography department, a logistics department and a camera department in the drama club, and there is always a department for you! ”

"I don't like acting, and no girl likes me."

"Don't be so pessimistic, you actually have a good appearance, you still have a chance to work hard!"

Cha Xiu glanced at You Zhu and shook his head: "But I don't want to work hard." ”

You Zhuxiao blinked, glanced at Cha Xiu and his backpack, and asked, "You just want to be ...... Backwards? ”

"I don't want to be chased backwards." Cha Xiu narrowed his eyes, pondered for a moment and said: "If I have to say, what I am pursuing is a natural relationship, no temptation, no burden, no active pursuit, no passive choice." I don't really like the pursuit of such behavior, which has a hint of force. ”

"But if you don't take the initiative, how can you expect girls to find out how good you are?"

Cha Xiu grabbed You Zhuxiao's arm and waited for the red light on the highway: "If you think I'm good, she will naturally find out in daily communication; If I can't find it, it means that I don't have the 'good' she needs. ”

You Zhu smiled and cut off: "In the end, don't you just want to wait for fate, your kind of thinking is the most likely to be suicidal and single." ”

When it comes to the topic of love, You Zhuxiao is not sleepy, and can even transform into a master of love negotiation - I don't know why, she has been single for 19 years, and she is often consulted by friends about love problems.

Cha Xiu shrugged his shoulders and did not deny it. Reincarnated 169 times, he has almost never been in love, and he can be called a legendary virgin for 5,000 years, which is also related to his thinking - but more often than not, the environment does not allow it, after all, he is a slave, a soldier, a hero in the green forest, and an uprising and rebellion, almost all of them are brainless transactions, how can there be a chance to get married.

And he's an Earth player, so he doesn't need to pass on the lineage at all - it's hilarious for the player, and many players have left offspring when they first started, only to die faster than they reincarnated.

He is also not affected by hormones in his body - the player can block out the effects of sensory hormones on his sanity, and in order to play the Earth more efficiently, Chaxiu will hardly have any desire to mate.

Having said that, after crossing over to "Earth", the shielding mechanism has lost its effect, and Cha Xiu sometimes looks at the astringent pictures sent by his roommate Yuan Fang, and his heart will be ready to move.

It's time to put the matter of solving desires on the agenda, and not let desires make you less efficient.

Cha Xiu suddenly envied Xiluda a little - Xiluda wanted to be sterilized, he only needed to go to the pet hospital and come back to rest for four or five days.

Humans can't do it, there are a lot of troubles, alas.

You Zhuxiao asked with great interest, "Then haven't you met someone who makes your heart move?" ”

"What is Heartbeat?" Cha Xiu asked rhetorically.

Although Cha Xiu does not deny the existence of love, and even he himself has witnessed many singing and crying loves, he has never joined this game, and he cannot understand the so-called heartbeat.

You Zhuxiao frowned and thought for a while, feeling that it was difficult to explain to Cha Xiu. She suddenly saw the Coca-Cola that Cha Xiu was holding, so she grabbed it and shook it twice, and then twisted the lid: "When your heart is moved, it will be like this bottle of Coke, it will be unscrewed at once, pop, smack, z-la, and the whole body is bubbling with happy little bubbles." ”

After speaking, You Zhuxiao took a sip, stretched out his lilac tongue and licked his lips, and grinned: "And it will feel very sweet." ”

Cha Xiu was silent for a moment and said, "I have already drunk this bottle of Coke." ”

"Huh?" You Zhu smiled and was stunned.

"Forget it, I forgive you." Cha Xiu took back the Coke, took a sip as if declaring sovereignty, and said casually: "You're welcome." ”

You Zhuxiao felt that his mood was also like that bottle of Coke, popping, sizzling, and there were many unhappy little bubbles...... Hmph, just a tea cultivator who is in heat with a cat dares to be so arrogant!

As he spoke, the two of them had arrived at the school gate, and the school gate would be closed at night and only a small door would be left, and students would have to show their student ID cards to pass through to ensure the safety of the campus.

You Zhuxiao glanced at the security guard's student ID, Cha Xiu touched his pocket, and sighed: "What about my student ID?" ”

As he spoke, he put the bag down and unzipped it, as if intending to search the compartment in the bag.

You Zhuxiao couldn't help but look over, and there was an inexplicable expectation in his heart.

Which cat is Cha Xiu in heat for, Blue Short? Tanuki? No, he likes Shiluda so much, could it be that the orange cat is his real ......?

"Found it." Cha Xiu handed the student card to the security uncle, and the security guard nodded: "Don't come back so late next time, it's not safe outside." ”

You Zhuxiao looked at Cha Xiu's backpack on the ground in a daze, looking left and right, Cha Xiu lifted his schoolbag and asked with a smile: "What's wrong?" ”

"Your bag...... It doesn't seem like anything! ”

"Well, I just brought a little change of clothes." Cha Xiu patted the schoolbag and slapped it flat, obviously there was nothing in it: "What do you think will be in my schoolbag?" ”

"Nothing." You Zhu smiled and blinked, pretending to be casual and striding forward: "Let's go, it's almost time for the curfew!" ”

Cha Xiu snorted and walked side by side with You Zhuxiao: "There are a few sections of the road without street lights, I will send you back to Qilin District." ”

You Zhuxiao observed Cha Xiu's backpack out of the corner of his eye, and had to admit that his schoolbag really didn't hide a cat.

Am I wrong to blame him?

So where did the meow I hear in the hotel come from?

Thinking of this, You Zhuxiao couldn't help but shudder, and vowed never to go to that hotel again next time.

……

Just a hundred meters before You Zhu laughed at them.

A fat orange cat sprang out of the bushes and ran quickly to the student dormitory.

When Cha Xiu went to the convenience store to buy a drink just now, he released Xiluda and asked her to run back to the dormitory first, so as to completely eliminate the suspicion of a kind of You Zhuxiao.

It was smooth all the way, the only problem was......

'Am I really getting fat?' ’

After walking a few steps, he sat down to take a rest, and secretly made up his mind that he would start exercising tomorrow and not play with his phone all the time!

If it continues like this, the tail hair may not be wiped clean, and it will be laughed to death by Cha Xiu!

……

At the same time, somewhere in Xuanjing, there is also an animal that wants to start exercising.

Cai Junyan touched Shaqima's white dog head and said silently in her heart, "Do you understand? Shaqima, you are no ordinary dog now, you can no longer be idle, you must learn to master more power."

Then her 'bosom' rune triggers Shaqima's thoughts, "I'm not a dog?"

Cai Junyan shook her head: "I didn't mean that, I mean, but you have magical powers like me."

Shaqima stuck out her tongue and made a 'Haver Haval' sound: "Am I human?"

Cai Junyan shook her head again, "No, you are a dog, but we are a family with the same strength......

Shaqima looked at her master suspiciously, and wagged her tail, "I'm not human, you're a dog?"