Chapter 714 - Bonus Mission: Hand 21 (Second Update)
Looking at Yan Kejian and his wife, who fell from the sky like heavenly soldiers, Lin Xi couldn't help but secretly complain.
Although Yan Kejian usually doesn't talk much, he looks honest, but in fact, he has to kill the babbling Liu Cuiyun, don't think that only women will overcome rigidity with softness, Yan Kejian, who married a female paperman, is also handy with this trick.
And Liu Cuiyun, who has nothing to do with a group of peasant women who gossip everywhere, does not have culture, but if you ask those nationally famous universities about the admission score line, it is clearer than Lin Xi.
From national events to cow calves, there is nothing she doesn't know.
Neither of them is easy to fool.
"Little rabbit cub, the old lady knows that you are sneaky and don't make any good things, let's say, what are you doing here?" Liu Cuiyun posed in a very standard teapot shape, and her little fat hand pointed directly at the culprit Lin Xi.
"Huh? Mom, you know how to speak idioms, huh? Do you know how to make a big move? Lin Xi launched the Great 1 Law of Attention Transfer.
"What is the godbrother, the old lady still knows the godsister, don't talk nonsense with me, say, what are you doing instigating our stupid boy from afar?"
The transfer method failed, and Xiao Liutun's first shrew was by no means in vain.
"I ...... We dig rabbits, hey, dig rabbits. Lin Xi rubbed his hands.
"In this bare place, I don't see where the rabbit is except for the little pit you just dug out of the ears and eyes, and besides, digging the rabbit with a rope soaked in black dog blood?" Liu Cuiyun shook the "incriminating evidence" unrelentingly.
Lin Xi frowned, stomped his feet, and twisted his shoulders: "Oh, Mom~~~"
"Don't fool me with your brother's trick, it's useless!"
Lin Xi was just about to explain, my child, I watched the sky at night and found that there was a treasure here, but I saw a goatee suddenly popping out, holding Uncle Ying's habitual compass in his hand, pinching his fingers as if he was in shape, and muttering what "meridian yinmao" in his mouth, what "aquatic wood, wood and earth, native gold, what gold must be after the wood", and I couldn't hear what was said.
Shen Shendao muttered for a while, and suddenly pointed to the location of a small pit dug by Lin Xi with his hand: "It should indeed be here." ”
Oh, I'll go, you can pretend to be a little bit more like.
Lao Tzu has already found all the places, and even the center of the circle has been dug out for you, and the co-authoring is waiting for you to draw a circle to hunt for treasures?
If it weren't for Yan Kejian and Liu Cuiyun's very respectful attitude towards this old thing, Lin Xi would have wanted to kick him off.
Faced with this goatee, Liu Cuiyun's attitude was much better, and she asked with a smile: "Master Wang, you always take a look, are my two cubs colliding with each other?" ”
But the next sentence of the goatee made Lin Xi completely put away his contempt.
"According to the eight characters you gave, your kid is fine, but this girl is a shallow relationship between her parents and relatives, and she died early, but Lao Dao just saw the little girl's aura, her eyes were full of divine light, and a majestic aura actually dispelled the yin and evil spirit, the little girl has the help of nobles, and she is talented and wise, and her future is limitless!"
After saying this, this is not like the old way, but Master Wang, who wants to call himself an old way, looked at Lin Xi meaningfully, and actually ......
and quietly winked at her.
Lin Xi almost didn't throw up, the old guy was really obscene.
But what Wang Laodao said made Lin Xi's heart suddenly, if his inference was correct, wouldn't the client in his previous life be "Yin Gui invaded his body and died early"?
Because of his own heavenly water, he was killed by the corpse of the evil woman in the coffin, that's right!
She doesn't understand these Taoist things at all, but looking at the appearance of the old Tao, she seems to be aware of her origin, and she should be a master.
But if you look at him and flatter him, this thing may still be a slut.
And what Lao Dao did next made Lin Xi silently think about the slut a hundred times in his heart.
Lin Xi only vaguely felt that there should be good things in the jar below, but the thief Lao Dao was straightforward, claiming that the gold and jade treasures below were shining, and he was ashamed to say that he would take half of it.
And Liu Cuiyun, who was carried away by the old Tao's praise of his daughter's talent for "being smart and having an unlimited future", agreed.
Liu Cuiyun, who is still dizzy, doesn't understand what Lao Tao is talking about, what good things can be buried in this dirt?
As long as your daughter has a good future, it doesn't matter if you take it all.
Lin Xi teary-eyed: Mom, I'll bet ten packs of spicy strips, and you'll definitely regret it when things are dug up!
Anyway, Lao Dao saw something, and in front of real people not to tell lies, Lin Xi bargained with Lao Dao: "A quarter, no more talk." ”
Lao Dao then offered the most effective magic weapon - Liu Cuiyun.
Lin Xi was angry.
Looking at Liu Cuiyun's eyes, you can know that she must be Wang Laodao's brainless fan. So Lao Dao said the same thing in front of her.
Now they are a strange circle, Lin Xi bargained with Lao Dao, Lao Dao asked Liu Cuiyun to move the soldiers, and Liu Cuiyun came to clean up Lin Xi.
Lin Xi grabbed Lao Dao's clothes: "Come on, come on, look there!" ”
She pointed to the locust with her hand and gloated in the direction of the toilet.
Lao Dao walked closer and took a closer look, and suddenly his face changed: "This ...... This...... It's a locust tree! ”
The compass needle in his hand began to tilt slightly, and then it kept spinning.
Wang Laodao said something in his mouth: "Well, Yin Huai is evil, and the one who can put on this feng shui murderous residence is also a character, oops, it's not right!" ”
Lin Xi knew that if this place didn't have a certain ability, it would definitely be fooled by this big yin locust, since the old Tao could find it, it could be seen that it was really a bit of Taoism.
The next two men lowered their voices and had a "friendly and pleasant" conversation.
In the end, Lin Xi promised Lao Dao to help persuade He Jianguo to agree to dig up the toilet when he came to the school to subdue demons and catch ghosts, and Lao Dao obediently agreed to take a quarter and help Lin Xi keep it a secret.
When she learned that her daughter-in-law was only willing to give a quarter of her things to Lao Dao, and donated the other quarter to the school, and her own family got half of it, Liu Cuiyun also explained to Lao Dao a little curtly, and persuaded her daughter to give Lao Dao more points.
Lao Dao is really a bit of a ghost, and he said a spell to this land, the frozen soil is inexplicably softer, and at a depth of about one and a half meters, Yan Kejian and Yan Ming dug it up after sweating like rain for nearly two hours, revealing five tightly sealed black jars below.
Because of the confirmation of the old way, Lin Xi was even more sure of his judgment, and the large open air was really not suitable for sharing the spoils.
After a few people studied it, they decided to go back to Yan's house first.
Liu Cuiyun is an ignorant person who is not greedy, and is still immersed in the joy of his daughter's great future, and Yan Kejian and Yan Ming, father and son, are not too curious in the face of these five jars that they have tightly hidden, and they are still riding bicycles one by one, as if they are really digging rabbits.
However, Wang Laodao has the virtue of being a monkey in a hurry, scratching his ears and cheeks, and he does not have the demeanor of a master in the world.
When they arrived at Yan's house, several people quietly took the five jars into the house, and after the old Taoist couldn't wait to recite the "go to obscurity" again, he opened the jars one by one, and Liu Cuiyun suddenly looked straight at them.
Liu Cuiyun, whose intestines have already repented: Master Wang, can we study how to divide the spoils again?