Chapter 305: It's All Potatoes
When the samurai saw that the armor was enchanted, they rushed up again to subdue the armor, but the armor was merciless with a sword, but after a while, those warriors fell to the ground one by one, and Su Softmei saw that the last warrior was also cut off by the armor, and she completely collapsed to the ground.
"Holy Light Mage, your grandmother is really not a thing."
Su Ruanmei was dying, and she didn't forget to say a foul word.
And the Holy Light Mage sitting on the boat here sneezed inexplicably, while Tony Damu, who was sitting next to him, was eating big fish and meat happily.
Tony raised the chicken leg and asked the Holy Light Mage if he wanted to have some, but the Holy Light Master shook his head slightly.
"Monks don't kill or eat meat."
As the Light Master said and folded his hands in a gesture of reverence, Tonydamus nodded and smiled.
"Yes, the people you want to kill along the way have already asked me to do it for me, I just hope you don't forget the agreement between us, 800,000 taels of silver, when you arrive in the Jokhang Kingdom, you don't want to miss me."
At this point, Tony Tamu picked up the flask and took a sip of wine, while the Light Master said something about Amitabha.
"By the way, your hypnotism works quite well, I saw that you kicked Ichiro Onizuka again when you left at the end, did you also cast a spell on him?"
Tonydam asked curiously as he nibbled on the chicken legs, while the Holy Light Mage shook his head slightly.
"To use hypnosis, you have to make two people's eyes look at each other, and you have to perform the spell in an instant when the other person is unsuspecting. Ichiro Onizuka was already a frightened bird at the time, and he was very wary of my every move, so the poor monk's hypnotism had no effect on him at all. ”
After the Holy Light Mage finished speaking, Tony Oki nodded slightly.
"It seems that Master you have decided to take refuge in Buddhism sincerely, otherwise you would not be able to talk so plainly about such a confidential matter."
Venerable Light listened to Tony Tamu's words and recited a sentence of Amitabha.
"I never thought that the person who could really understand me would be a cold-blooded and ruthless killer."
Tony listened to the Light Master and raised his glass.
"Monks can't eat meat, but they can always drink bars, come, for this sentence to understand you, let's have a drink."
In response to Tony's sincere invitation, Master Holy Light also raised his glass and touched Tony.
Su Ruanmei originally wanted to run away along the path, but when she thought that Onitsuka was a practitioner, she gave up this idea, she threw the stool in her hand to Onizuka, and then ran into the wild shop.
"Obasan, there's a samurai out there who is going crazy, let's run."
Su Ruanmei said this, but Obasan was still standing in front of the stove, as if he was cooking something.
Su Ruanmei casually closed the door of the wild shop, but seeing that Obasang did not react, she crept to Obasan's side again.
"Obasan......"
Before Su Ruanmei finished speaking, she covered her mouth again and made a disgusting sound, because she saw that what was boiling in the Obasan pot was the stump of a human being.
Su Ruanmei thought to herself, what kind of sin did she do, how did she meet some unreliable people, thinking that this wild shop is actually a black shop, maybe the ghost mound will go crazy, it is this Obasan who is making it bad.
Obasang slowly turned around and smiled strangely at Su Ruanmei.
Su Ruanmei silently recited three numbers in her heart, three, two, and before she could say it, she turned her head to the side, because she faintly felt that this Obasang seemed to be going to perform hypnotism on her, just now when this Obasang left with the teapot, Su Ruanmei felt that something was wrong, she looked at the ghost mound for three seconds, and the onitsuka seemed a little dull, but Su Ruanmei was very confused, she didn't know this Obasang, and I don't know why she wanted to poison herself.
"Sure enough, it's a very unusual girl."
As he spoke, Obasan threw the spoon in his hand to the ground.
"Why do you want to hurt me, I have no grievances with you, and I don't seem to know you at all."
Su Ruanmei covered her chest and said angrily, Obasang sneered, she took off the mask on her head, and she revealed the appearance of a noblewoman, and this noblewoman was so similar to the heaven-sent god that Su Ruanmei dreamed of in the eight-foot Divine Palace before, except that there were two long tentacles on the noblewoman's head.
"You don't stay in the Jokhang Kingdom, you came to my Fuyu Country to do something, and you just came, but you made this a miasma, messy, you said that in this era, can there be such a thing as potatoes in Buyeo Country."
When the lady said this, she picked up two potatoes from the stove and put them on Su Ruanmei's body.
Su Ruanmei was smashed by potatoes like this, and she also felt that she seemed to be a little excessive.
"Isn't that also well-intentioned?"
Su Ruanmei said hesitantly, but the god-given god was even more annoyed.
"Good intentions? You are completely against the sky, lawless, do you know all this bullshit you do, how much time and energy I have to spend to help you wipe your ass? ”
As soon as the god-given god said this, Onizuka kicked open the door of the wild shop.
Su Ruanmei hurriedly knelt down for the god.
"God-given God spares my life, I don't dare to do anything wrong in the future, I am going back to the Jokhang Kingdom soon, as for the trouble I caused you so much in the Buyeo Kingdom, I am really embarrassed, I hope you will raise your noble hand, just let me go."
Onizuka raised the knife and slashed at Su Ruanmei, and the god-given god saw that Su Ruanmei was truly repentant, so he waved his left hand, and then Onizuka's head slipped and rolled to the ground, and Onizuka's body fell directly on Su Ruanmei's body.
Su Ruanmei watched the blood of the onizuka spurting everywhere, and she didn't dare to get up easily.
"Su Ruanmei, you are a person who has crossed over, it's best not to make trouble for us and find something to do, otherwise this god will not let you go so easily next time. The people who boiled in this pot and this Onizuka Ichiro were supposed to die, but it was because of your kindness for a year that they all survived, and if it weren't for the fact that the gods had ended them today, maybe a lot of the history of this Buyeo country would have been rewritten. And those potatoes of yours, you know how much money it took to buy them all back and destroy them all, don't do these boring and boring things in the future, and the potatoes of your Jokhang Kingdom will also be taken back and destroyed by the gods, otherwise the gods will have to settle accounts with you when they come across the sea. ”
When the god-given god said this, Su Ruanmei hurriedly nodded yes.
Although Su Ruanmei knew that the god-given god was actually an alien, she didn't dare to have the slightest disobedience.
"That guy Guanghui is too careless, he will let you run to Fuyu Country to cause so many troubles, see if the god goes back and doesn't look for him to say it properly."
After the god finished speaking, he raised his hand and slapped Su Ruanmei, and Su Ruanmei fell to the ground unconscious.