"Who's talking? Do you dare to come out and show your face? Shisheng scratched his forehead.

He's sick of this kind of pretending!

"Humph! Just you? Is it also worthy of the deity to appear? Be your mother's spring and autumn dream! ”

"You're so rampant." Shisheng dug his nostrils.

"Don't accept and beat me!"

"You come out and speak!" Huang Xinyun said coldly.

"Humph! You don't deserve to show up! ”

The voice was very arrogant, and it was very unpleasant to hear it.

"Are you sure you can't make it?" Shisheng's tone was very calm, and he couldn't hear any joy, anger, sorrow, or sorrow.

"Did the deity say? You don't deserve to show up your deity! ”

"Okay, in that case, then don't blame me for being rude!"

Hearing Shisheng's words, Huang Xinyun was stunned.

I thought: My cousin is about to do something, he actually knows where this person is hiding? He really deserves to be a tenth-level immortal master!

I saw Shisheng with his hands behind his back, his head held high, and he strode towards the offering table.

That momentum frightened Huang Xinyun.

"Think that's going to scare me?" The voice came again.

However, Shisheng did not reply.

The corners of his mouth curled slightly, and then he coughed softly and pursed his lips......

Above the idol, a thick phlegm appeared.

Huang Xinyun: "......"

"I'm a peace-loving person, I can do it without it, absolutely not with it!"

After speaking, Shisheng spat out another mouthful of thick phlegm.

This time he spat on the mouth of the idol.

"You...... Do you think that in this way, the deity will be able to appear? ”

The voice was angry, but clearly suppressed.

"I don't know." Shisheng shook his head, "I don't care if you show up now, Lao Tzu will vomit first!" ”

The following scenes are very indecent, I will not describe them in detail, please make up for it by yourself......

Seeing his cousin spitting out thick phlegm so seriously, the corners of Huang Xinyun's mouth couldn't help twitching.

"Cousin, you're here too!" Shisheng beckoned.

Huang Xinyun smiled awkwardly and waved his hand, "This, I'm afraid I won't be able to come." ”

"Oh, that'll do!"

Shisheng then threw up.

"Enough!" The voice roared suddenly.

Immediately after, a figure appeared out of thin air behind the idol.

This is a man, wearing a nightgown, with a scruffy beard, but he has a pair of red phoenix eyes.

In his hand, he also held a yellow talisman.

"The deity...... I've been selling news here for more than ten years, and it's the first time I've seen you like this...... people! ”

The man really couldn't think of any words to describe the world.

"You've been behind this idol?" Shisheng asked curiously.

The man nodded.

"This spell can make you invisible?"

The man nodded again.

Suddenly, the man felt a gust of wind blowing.

After a closer look, the charm in his hand was gone.

Looking at it again, the spell appeared in the hands of the world at some point.

"You...... How did you? The man pointed to Shisheng, and his hand trembled uncontrollably.

"I should have spun in circles if I had known." Shisheng said to himself.

These words were clearly heard by Huang Xinyun and the man.

"Who are you?" Huang Xinyun stood up and asked.

The man came back to his senses and said respectfully: "Back to Huang Gongzi's words, I will know in the next day." ”

Huang Xinyun narrowed his eyes, "You know me?" ”

"The fourth son of the Huang family, no one doesn't know him!" Tianxiao said with an embarrassed face.

Now, it's a bit embarrassing indeed.

When there was no road before, he didn't have to be too respectful to Huang Xinyun, after all, Huang Xinyun didn't know his identity.

But now, it has to be respectful.

"Where did you get this talisman?" Shisheng asked suddenly.

Tianxiao raised his head and looked at Shisheng, only to find that Shisheng was looking at him greedily.

"Presumably, you are the branch of Huangjiayangguan County, right?"

"It's me, where did this spell come from?"

"Look up for a long time, see ...... today"

"Where did the spell come from?"

"Uh, the ancestral one."

Tianxiao really didn't want to talk about the source of this spell.

However, judging from the fact that the charm suddenly appeared in the hands of the world just now, this life is not a good stubble.

God knows, I don't want to offend.

So, nonsense!

"Ancestral?" Shisheng sneered, "This is the Xishan paper made by Yu Yuan, a master of papermaking today. What, do you plan to pass it on to the next generation? ”

As a wealthy man, Huang Shizhong's greatest hobby is calligraphy.

Therefore, in the home of Shisheng Yangguan County, you can see all kinds of precious paper.

That's why the world is able to recognize this kind of paper.

"Ahem, actually, it was given to me by a master of Youfang!" Tianxiao said with a blushing face.

"Could it be that it is a monk from Tongbei?" Shisheng was surprised.

"No, no, no!" Tianxiao shook his head and rolled his eyes, "It's Monk Nanming, a master from Songshan!" ”

"I see!" Shisheng nodded, "Fortunately, this Tongbei monk was made up by me." ”

"Hey, hey!" Tianxiao breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it wasn't cheated.

But in the next second, a slap slapped him on the head.

At first glance, it is the world.

"What are you?"

Shisheng sneered all over his face, "Are you stupid for me?" A monk with Taoist charms? ”

Tianxiao: "......"

Huang Xinyun: "......"

"Cousin, you're amazing!" Huang Xinyun couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"You, fool me?" Tianxiao's face suddenly turned cold.

"Uh, no!" Shisheng looked innocent.

"Tell me, what news do you want to buy?"

Shisheng shook his head, "Don't buy it." ”

"Not buying?" Tianxiao was stunned.

Huang Xinyun was also stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

This cousin is amazing!

"We're here to grab the news!" Shisheng said with a smile.

That smile, in Tianxiao's eyes, is the devil!

"You can't do that! Let's sit down and be reasonable. Tianxiao said calmly.

"Reasonable? A little madman with a brother's cover, it's simply unreasonable! ”

Shisheng bared two rows of big teeth and smiled even more.

"It doesn't make sense." Tianxiao suddenly fell silent.

Suddenly, he sneered.

Shisheng, who was laughing loudly, instantly became serious.

"My master said that when you meet unreasonable people, you must ...... On your knees! ”

"Bang!"

Tianxiao knelt in response.

"Two big brothers, two grandfathers, what news do you want, just ask! I know, I'll tell you! ”

"Good!" Shisheng couldn't help but give a thumbs up, "The hero sees the same thing, and I have the same opinion as your master!" ”

Tianxiao: "Thank you!" ”

Shisheng pondered his words, "Do you know an old drunkard who knows everything, but few people know where he is?" ”

"Wait a minute!" Tianxiao said respectfully.

Then he stretched out his left hand, and then his right hand.

He grabbed the fingers of his left hand with his right hand and said underestimatingly: "You, you know, one knows everything, but few people know, yes, old drunkard." Okay, that's it! I do not know! ”

"You don't know?"

"I don't know!" Tianxiao shook her head, "I've never heard of it." ”

Shisheng smiled.

Huang Xinyun also smiled.

Tianxiao was stunned for a moment, and laughed inexplicably.

"Do you know what we're laughing at?" Shisheng asked.

"I don't know." Tianxiao shook his head, but he didn't stop smiling.

"We're laughing at you, we can't lie at all!"

The people who came to buy the news before should have seen the invisible Tianxiao.

So the change in the expression on Tianxiao's face when he lied, they couldn't see it.

However, now, Tianxiao's invisibility talisman is in the hands of the world.

As soon as he lied, the heart on his face was empty, and he was clearly and clearly seen by Shisheng and Huang Xinyun!

"It seems that Master is right, I really won't lie." Tianxiao smiled bitterly and shook his head.

"Tell me, where the hell is that man?"

"I really don't know."

Shisheng raised his fist.

"Wait a minute! I know who might know his whereabouts! ”

"Who?"

"Holy today!"

"Bang!"

The fist finally fell on Tianxiao's face.

"What I said is true!" Tianxiao looked aggrieved.

"We know."

"And you're still beating me?"

"Nonsense, is there any difference between the current situation and not knowing?" Shisheng said angrily.

I thought I had found someone, but I came out like this.

I can't put on my robe, break into the palace, pull the dragon robe, and ask, where is the old drunkard?

"Like, it's not impossible." Shisheng muttered...... Take a look at the latest chapter of "Yuhong Bang Claw Book House" for free reading for the first time.