Volume 2 Looking at the Northeast [80] Reunion
When the carrier plane flew over Liangdiangu, Nantes and Xiao Yang were fighting.
The so-called Wendou is, you beat me, I beat you, whoever begs for mercy first is the grandson. Not sleeping in the middle of the night, playing with each other, this kind of thing can only be done by Xiao Yang.
In the northeast, the autumn night was cold, and the shirtless Uncle Xiao woke up from freezing.
They had nowhere to stay at night, and Kan Shuxin didn't know if it was because he was shy or angry, so he didn't open the door or give them any food.
The two had no choice but to huddle at the door of Widow Kan with a cheeky face, because Xiao Yang remembered that his bet with Zhang San was to meet and walk around. He calculated: "As long as I'm here, that grandson won't have a chance to get close to my woman, and I won't worry about him digging into the wall!" β
At first, they leaned on the doorpost, one on the left and one on the right, like two door gods.
It was really cold and hungry at night, and Uncle Xiao couldn't stand it anymore, so he began to grab Nantes's clothes.
Nantes managed to get his hands on the tattered leather coat that his father was wearing, and naturally he would not let him succeed, so he resisted fiercely.
Xiao Yang couldn't grab it, so he simply used his crooked brain and proposed a bet for Wendou.
"Bet on what?"
"Bet on clothes!"
"Bet on a fart clothes, you're shirtless, can you take off your pants to me if you lose?"
"How could I lose! I promise to beat you and beg for mercy. β
"I'm going to knock you down, no, you're Laipi!"
The two of them shouted loudly, and after arguing for a while, Nantes had an idea: "Otherwise, if you win, I will take off the fur trench coat for you." If you lose, knock on the door and ask your woman for a bowl of hot soup. β
"This ......" Xiao Yang was silent, this bet was very tempting and annoying, but he had no reason not to accept it.
Nantes was secretly refreshed, the gap between him and Xiao Yang's kung fu was not small, and he was usually beaten, but he didn't dare to fight back, he couldn't fight back, and he couldn't fight back third, so he suffered a lot of losses.
Now there is such an opportunity, just to beat him up to get angry, so I readily agreed.
So, on the quiet street of the grain store, there was such a scene, and two idle outsiders began to fight.
Xiao Yang punched Nantes in the stomach and beat him into a "shrimp", and then Nantes straightened up, looked at the injury on Xiao Yang's ribs, and rounded his arm with a wicked smile......
βPia!β A resounding slap in the face echoes across the streets!
Uncle Xiao was stunned, looked at Nantes with a wicked smile on the other side, and was furious: "Lao Tzu has been slapped for the first time in his life, you kid is capable!" β
Nantes smiled: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, I'm afraid of touching your wound and accidentally knocking you out." However, for the first time in my life, I slapped someone, and it was quite cool......"
So, the Wen Dou who said it was good turned into slapping each other's mouths, and after three or four rounds, both of their faces were swollen and flushed.
The slap attracted the neighbors to open the windows and open the doors to investigate, and the child in the east poked his head out to take a look, turned around and asked, "Dad, what are these two people doing?" β
The child's father impatiently dragged him in and said, "Don't look at it, go to sleep, these two people have mental problems." β
The two of the five big and three thick people in the west were lying on the windowsill and watching with relish, and the woman's hand was dishonestly roaming on the man's chest: "Husband, I see that they are playing pia, pia is quite cool, why don't we try it too?" β
"Wow, you have such a heavy taste, I like ......" Soon a similar "pia, pia" sound came from the room.
Two minutes later, the two of them, who couldn't speak clearly while panting, finally stopped, because the door next to them opened, and Zhang Chuanliu came out rubbing his sleepy eyes: "It's really noisy, my mother said that she has a question for the two of you, how long will it take to drain the water in your brain?" β
Nantes covered her mouth, and Ula Ulla said, "His mind is a vast ocean, and it is not clean." β
Xiao Yang rubbed his chin: "You only have water in your brain, don't you take off your clothes and give it to me!" β
"I'm sorry, what if you just pretend to lose, you can also take the opportunity to knock on the door and ask your woman for a bowl of hot soup, what a good excuse, you still don't appreciate it?"
"Lao Tzu has read countless women, and the Dafa of pickling girls is at your fingertips, so you can teach this little chick? Your uncle, it's not like you're taking advantage of my clothes and taking advantage of me! β
Xiao Yang was angry, his mouth was not blocked, and after he finished saying this, he was suddenly stunned.
Nantes looked at him sympathetically and said in her heart: "Your bullshit love, it's cold!" β
Kan Shuxin had already started to cook the soup, but when he heard this, he ran out directly with a broom, dancing the dusty "dog stick method" to drive the two shameless guys away.
This scene was seen by the neighbors who were doing well, and they all said that it was particularly enjoyable, and it was much better than the fight during the day.
The two unlucky eggs, like frost beating eggplants, had to go back to the Ladder Square and light a small handful of firewood in the bonfire brazier to keep warm.
Nan Wei rubbed his hands on fire, turned his head and machete Xiao Yang was holding the "chopping melon" in thought, and couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder, and by the way, he wiped the charcoal ash in his hand on him: "Don't be discouraged, you still have a chance." β
"No, I was just wondering, did you slap me in the face just now?"
Nantes scratched her head: "Is there one?" β
"Didn't you?"
"Is there one?"
Xiao Yang was impatient, hugged Nantes's neck, and raised his hand to recover the loss of this slap.
But as he raised his hand, there was a rumbling engine overhead, and a blinding line of searchlight fell from the sky and hit the two of them.
Xiao Yang had no choice but to use this hand to block his eyes and slowly let go of the hand that restrained Nante.
Nearly 2,000 men, women, and children from the grain store also ran out, standing in a ball at a distance, looking at the UFOs in mid-air. Many of them brought guns and aimed them vigilantly.
"This is, the carrier plane, the people of the Dreadnought Regiment are here!" Nantes stood up, and although the light was blinding, he could hear the voice of the carrier plane, and beckoned excitedly.
A soft ladder descended from the sky, and then the voice of "Second Master" came from the loudspeaker: "Captain Nantes, we are here to take you home." β
"Haha, it's the second master, it's my people, our pest team is coming to me!" Excited, Nantes tossed over and reached for the soft ladder.
Xiao Yang chased after him with a strange lunge, raised his foot and kicked him off: "Stinky boy! You're excited, this is here to catch you, right? Didn't you make a lot of mistakes over there? β
"Huh?" Nantes turned his head to refute him, but suddenly he also felt that something was wrong, he had been in a barracks for more than three years, and the "second master" had never called him Captain Nantes......
So he waved his hands and shouted upwards, "Who are you?" "Landing first, come down and introduce you to a great god ......"
The sound of the plane engine was so loud that he couldn't hear his words at all, and in the loudspeaker, the "second master" repeated "Captain Nantes" several times, saying things like "I haven't seen you for a long time, let's go home together" or something.
"Something is wrong, there is a problem! Duck ...... first," Nantes turned and left the soft ladder, gesturing for them to land.
Xiao Yang raised the knife even more nervously, what he was most worried about was that the plane above his head would indiscriminately drop an aerial bomb or something, such a close distance, a bomb or a string of bullets could definitely kill Nantes.
Fortunately, Miller intended to take Nantes hostage and ordered the plane to land slowly.
The pests who were in their throats also breathed a sigh of relief, and the "manager" smiled at the others: "Let's go, go and say hello to our captain!" β
"This guy has made us miserable, I'm afraid I can't help but hammer him......" Liu Lang clenched his fists, and his stomach was angry.
The old horse reminded them: "Be careful, I see that the people below are armed with firearms, don't capsize in the gutter." β
The nasty Miller appeared on the communicator again: "Hurry down and get Nantes on the plane for me." Don't play tricks, be careful that I electrocute you. β
"Don't, don't, I'm so scared!" The "Chief" made an exaggerated gesture of surrender.
At this moment, the hatch opened, and the chief steward standing at the front appeared for the first time in such an embarrassing posture in front of the men, women, and children of the grain store.