The Passat drove calmly in the void, and the carriage was silent. Ning Ning was probably tired, after all, she had been playing cards for more than ten days in a row, and she was sleeping in the back seat. Hao Yun sat in the co-pilot, thinking about the next step.

Master Xiao Wang drove intently, occasionally glancing in the rearview mirror. In fact, the last time the royal sister rewarded him with a bullet, his self-esteem was a little hurt, and he still holds a grudge.

The speed of the car gradually slowed down, Hao Yun looked out of the car window, and countless cows, ghosts, snakes, gods, demons, and monsters in the void crowded ahead. Come to think of it, isn't this the place where the traffic jam was last time?

"Not over yet?" Hao Yun handed a cigarette to Master Wang, who had forgotten about it when he thought about it just now.

Master Xiao Wang took the cigarette and lit it.

"The Abyss Titan has a lot of rules, and everything has to be done. However, I heard that the main purpose is to receive red envelopes. Xiao Wang has a good relationship with Hao Yun, he smiled, "This is a bad local habit, but the alliance is too lazy to care." ”

"It's a little detour, don't mind."

Then the steering wheel was struck and the other road was headed.

"What's the detour?" Ning Ning opened one eye, she was in a bit of a hurry.

Hao Yun turned around and handed Ning Ning a cigarette: "Sister, the Abyss Titan Marduk is marrying a bride in front of him, and the road is blocked." We're going to go the other way. ”

The royal sister pushed Hao Yun's cigarette away.

"Stop!" She shouted.

Master Xiao Wang stopped abruptly with one foot on the brakes, and turned his head to stare at Ning Ning unconvinced. As a male driver, the most annoying thing is that others teach him how to drive.

"Sister, weddings and funerals are a big deal, and our urban and rural committees are also in charge of this matter?" Hao Yun saw that the royal sister opened the car door to get out of the car, and asked faintly, anyway, he would definitely not be able to stop Ning Ning.

He wants to go back to the office early now, and he misses Xiaobai after not seeing Xiaobai for many days. Also, get yourself something good, Vedney's food is horrible.

"I'm going to collect a debt, don't move where you are." Ning Ning stepped off the Passat, pulled out the sand eagle, and fired three shots at the sky, bang! Bang! Bang!

"Marduk! Do you still recognize the old lady hahahaha!! ”

Then the wind rushed into the deepest depths of darkness.

Hao Yun and Master Xiao Wang glanced at each other, come on, wait.

The two of them opened the window and looked out at the scenery - there was a fart scenery.

However, the Nine Heavens Spirit Sucking Monster has one. The octopus head sneakily entered the carriage, and a bunch of tentacles spread out on the back seat.

"Little brother, do you still have cigarettes?" A feeling of an old god being there. The octopus head doesn't have a mouth, he's using his mental power to have a conversation.

"Ahh You were the ...... last time" Hao Yun recognized it, it was the stupid B who was beaten by Xiaobai last time, and the guy who took half a pack of cigarettes with him. However, he immediately handed over a cigarette, and the person who came was a guest, and he couldn't offend people for a cigarette.

But how are you going to smoke it, do you have a mouth?

The spirit sucker skillfully stretched out a blood-red tentacle with black-green venom dripping on it, and the tip of the tentacle cracked the suction cup full of teeth, and bit the cigarette over. His other tentacle tugged at his head.

Snort~ lit a small flame, put on the smoke, and smoked it.

"Little brother, it was a misunderstanding last time!" Octopus Head's addiction to cigarettes was suppressed, and he spoke neatly, "I thought you were those B cubs from the Field Service Bureau." ”

"I didn't misunderstand this time." Master Xiao Wang hurt him. He looked down on such people a little, and when he met someone, he posted them to ask for cigarettes and begged for food.

"Didn't you see Ning Shen get off the bus just now, you are from the Urban and Rural Committee." The tentacle of the octopus head pointed in the direction where Ning Ning left, "The director of your office is still Lao Zheng, right?" ”

"Yes, it's still Director Zheng Qin."

"I've known him for a long time." The Spirit Sucker sighed, "You tell him Lao Du, he promises to know." ”

Oops, old-timers. Hao Yun hurriedly handed over another cigarette.

Well, the soul sucker made a hmm-huh sound, and another tentacle bit the cigarette, and both smoked at the same time, and then the third tentacle cracked open the suction cup and spat out a triangular smoke ring on the car window.

"You have the breath of my lord in you." The mouth of the sucking person is short, and the old Du of the spirit sucking monster praised Hao Yun, "The young man is good, do a good job." How much is a month now? ”

"Check in 4200, and there is also a little subsidy."

"It's okay, it's up a bit. Can you buy a house? ”

"Haven't bought it yet."

"Have you ever been married?"

"Nope."

"How many will my brother introduce you?"

"No, I have a girlfriend."

It doesn't matter if I have a girlfriend or not, the important thing is that I have no interest in octopus.

Hao Yun looked out the car window, yes, this is the void. Looking at the octopus head on the other side, yes, it's an extremely evil soul sucker.

Why would I discuss such a greasy topic with an evil soul sucker in the void, a sense of déjà vu of being besieged by relatives during the Chinese New Year?

Of course, if Hao Yun had more than a dozen suites and more than zero behind his salary, he wouldn't mind playing around with a soul-sucking monster in the void.

You seem to have forgotten that you're the Vidney Ball Chief.

"Mr. Du knows Sister Ning Ning?" Hao Yun still decided to divert the topic away from marriage and love, to be honest, the suckers full of sharp teeth on the tentacles of the soul suckers were cautious and panicked.

"There are people with heads and faces in this multiverse, who doesn't know Ning Shen?" Lao Du looked like a little brother was joking, "Brother advises you, follow Ning Shen and be smart, otherwise there will be no scum left." ”

"Nope!" Ning Ning has always been very good to herself, and she has helped a lot, Hao Yun knows how to maintain it, "Sister Ning Ning is very good." ”

Lao Du sneered, young man, Tucson broken.

"Believe it or not."

Hao Yun took out the three equity transfer agreements:

"Sister Ning Ning gave it to me."

Lao Du bit the contract with another tentacle and glanced at it a few times. This time, Uncle Sucking Spirit Monster was really surprised.

"The young man is not simple, the meat that Ning Shen eats in his mouth, I haven't heard that there is a time to spit it out, it's not simple, it's not simple. Although this Vedney is inconspicuous, he can scavenge a lot of it every year. ”

For a while, there was a feeling of the mountains looking up.

Ay? Sister Ning Ning's reputation is so bad?

"By the way, Mr. Du, I still think it's incredible, did Sister Ning Ning really win a planet by playing mahjong?"

"A planet? Little comrade, I'm afraid it's not Shi Lezhi! What do the heavenly creditors know? The Supreme Sparrow God understands? There are a few people who can jump in this multiverse and don't owe Ning Shen's gambling debts. "Lao Du is also a mahjong lover, where can he tolerate the little brother to despise his idol.

"Ning Shen is called a super black hole, you should be talking about playing?"

"What do you mean?"

"It means that as long as you get close, you will be sucked dry by her! Never come back! The Spirit Sucker raised all its tentacles and danced wildly, making a particularly terrifying expression, "I wrote a song dedicated to this heartbreaking fear!" ”

"Huh?"

Before Hao Yun and Master Xiao Wang could react, the sucking spirit deftly took out the electric guitar, bass and JAZZ drums from the nursery bag above their heads, four tentacles controlled two stringed instruments, and the other four tentacles rolled four drumsticks, playing and singing like a god.

Oh baby do

’t you k

ow I suffe

(Oh baby, don't you know I'm suffering)

Oh baby ca

you hea

me moa

(Oh baby, you can hear me whimpering)

Oh baby I'm a fool fo

you

(Oh baby, I'm being played by you)

You'

e the quee

of the supe

ficial

(You're the queen of fucking fools)

How lo

g befo

e you let me go

(How long will it be before you let me go)

Oh… You set my soul alight

(You make my soul burn)

Oh… You set my soul alight

(You make my soul burn)

Glacie

s melti

g i

the dead of

ight

(Glacier melts in dead night)

Supe

sta

s sucked i

to the supe

massive

(Stars swallowed by a massive black hole)

it! Excellent!

A demo

In the end, Hao Yun and Xiao Wang applauded excitedly, it was too good!

The frantic strumming of the spirit suckers, the confused voice, with each rebeat, the idle tentacles will open their suckers full of sharp teeth and spray venom indiscriminately. Then, like the Beatles' long hair, a dozen tentacles slammed back, especially vigorous.

"But Supe

Isn't Massive Black Hole the song of the British hair salon guy? Music house Hao Yun asked.

"Those are my apprentices." Lao Du proudly put away the guitar and bass, this ghost place is quite free, but there are few bosom friends.

Lao Du's soul is free and uninhibited, and he usually likes to play rock and roll, but few people really appreciate him in this chaotic area.

In fact, it was because of this that he was driven out of the tribe in the first place.

In general, octopus heads are tolerant of evil and chaos, as long as you don't make too much noise - after all, spellcasters are a bunch of readers, and too noisy can be a cause for public anger.

"Yo, isn't this Dugapen." Lao Du is blowing in Ning, and the cold owner has returned, "When will the money owed to the old lady be paid?" ”

The octopus got out of the car with a collapsed face: "Ning Shen is joking, I have all the money to honor you, this poor man doesn't even have the money to buy cigarettes." ”

"And when are you going to pay it back?" Ning Shen pulled a gun flower and loaded it with a bang.

Lao Du's heart was horizontal, all the tentacles were folded in half, and he knelt in front of Ning Ning with a bang: "My old Du Bai is here, all listen to Ning Shen's hair!" ”

This kneeling man is really bright.

"You can do it." Ning Ning seems to have scavenged a lot from Marduk, and she is in a good mood. She put away the gun, sneered, and pointed at Hao Yun, "This is my brother, I will have more eyes in the future." ”

Old Du stood up beaming and shouted:

Brother Hao!

"Mr. Du, don't torture me." The little brother felt that it was simple, how could something involve Sister Ning Ning, and it would develop in a postmodern direction.

"Widney is Hao Yun's territory, you are close, look at it later. If there are any more people who go in, they will ask you. Let's go. Ning Ning closed the car door and the Passat drove back to the road.

"Don't worry!" The spirit sucker followed a few steps. Hao Yun stuck his head out of the car window and threw a bag of China to him.

So the young man is really good, Lao Du is happy in his heart.