Xiaolong: "What's wrong with your grandma?" ”

Donghua: "When I was a child, my grandmother once listened to Lin Xuan's slander and bought a talisman for my uncle who was away on business all the year round, and spent 2,000 yuan, but the uncle died in a car accident the next day after buying it. ”

Xiaolong: "Oh, that's right. ”

Donghua's eyes fell on Lin Xuan again, Lin Xuan was still smiling at him, Donghua's eyes were full of disdain, and he frowned and looked to the side.

Xiaolong: "Hey" (pulling Donghua over and whispering) Why does he always stare at you and smile." ”

Donghua: "How do I know (the two of them observed Lin Xuan)"

Lin Xuan: "(Take out a banana, peel off the skin in four strokes, look at Donghua with a smile while peeling it, the two people on the other side look at it in surprise, after peeling it, Lin Xuan slowly stuffed the banana into his mouth with an unfinished smile)"

Xiaolong (frowning): "Huh..... (disgusting tone) He can't be that. ”

Donghua (a little angry): "Whatever, don't look at him." ”

At another station, an old grandmother walked up, Lin Xuan quickly got up and gave up his seat to his grandmother, and then stood next to Donghua himself, and kept staring at Donghua with a smile, Donghua's brows were furrowed

Xiaolong: "(whispering) Hey, he's still staring at you, what should I do?" ”

Donghua: "Hey, it's okay, take it easy (Xiaolong turned around and was about to relax, his eyes inadvertently fell on Donghua's exposed fist, and he was stunned for a moment)"

Lin Xuan (slowly coming up after a few seconds): "Hey, young man, I see your seal.."

Donghua: "(Knocking down with one punch) Yin Tang is black, right?" I knew you'd come to this sentence! (Xiaolong gets up and grabs Donghua's arm)"

Xiaolong: "Hey, what are you doing here?" ”

Lin Xuan: "(covering his face) Oh... (groans)"

It seems that pretending to be a Taoist priest and becoming a Taoist priest who hunts ghosts is hard to believe.

Donghua: "This kind of person should be taught a lesson, it's disgusting." ”

Lin Xuan: "Dude, I have no grievances with you, why do you want to beat me?" ”

Donghua: "It's you who beats, you dirty hands don't know how many ignorant grandmothers have been deceived." ”

Donghua went up and wanted to grab Lin Xuan's hands, but Lin Xuan desperately broke away.

Lin Xuan: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, listen to me first, listen to me, listen to me (hurry)"

Donghua: "What do you want to say?" Say that my Yintang is black, and there will be a bloody disaster in two days, and then you ask for money to make me some brain-dead French or let me buy you a talisman, and I will be safe? Save it, in modern society, information is so developed, tricks like yours have long been reported in the news, everyone knows that it is a lie, why are you still obsessed, can't you do something meaningful to the society. ”

Lin Xuan: "No, no, no, listen to me first, listen to me, I'm really not a liar, those people on TV are not the same thing as me at all, Xiaodao went down the mountain this time just to complete a task." ”

Donghua smiled disdainfully.

Xiaolong: "What kind of mission?" ”

Lin Xuan: "This task has a history of hundreds of years in our sect, and it is what every Taoist must complete when he is promoted to the real Lin Xuan, that is, when he comes to the earthly world, he must collect at least one ghost. ”

Donghua: "(I just wanted to go up and beat you) you, the more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes!" Where did the ghost come from in this world, I thought I was Lin Zhengying, and I couldn't even figure out the movie and reality. (Xiaolong went up and pulled Donghua)"

Lin Xuan: "(Covering his cheeks and slowly standing up) I don't blame you if you don't believe me, because you are just a mortal with the naked eye, but there are really ghosts in this world." ”

Donghua: "Hah! Then you let the ghost come out and show me, liar. ”

Lin Xuan: "Okay, okay, I know it's useless to talk to you no matter how much I go, I'll reiterate that I don't care about money or not, but you do have a black print, come on, this is my contact information (take out a stack of cards with phone numbers written on them from your pocket, give them to Xiaolong, and then stuff them into Donghua's pocket) In the future, if you really encounter something unclean, contact me according to this number." (Hurry off). ”

The dragon slipped the business card into his pocket and ignored it.

Donghua: "Cut, I'm calling you because it's your grandson." (Throwing the business card to Lin Xuan from the car window)"

Xiaolong saw that there was a piece of rune paper on the ground that Lin Xuan had missed, and curiously picked it up and put it in the pocket on his chest.

At the bus stop, looking at the bus in the distance, he slowly lowered his head.

Lin Xuan: "Hey, why doesn't anyone believe me?" ”

At this time, a child stood next to him, staring curiously at his Taoist uniform.

Child: "Uncle." ”

Lin Xuan: "Huh? (Turning his head and slowly squatting down) Hello, little friend. ”

Child: "Uncle, you don't seem to be happy." ”

Lin Xuan: "Uncle is not unhappy. ”

Child: "You didn't have a smile on your face just now. ”

Lin Xuan: "Oh, no, no, no, although my uncle has encountered a lot of unhappy things, my uncle will not do it if I am unhappy." ”

Child: "Uncle, are you Lin Xuan?" ”

Lin Xuan: "Yes." ”

Child: "Is it a real Taoist priest, or is it a fake?" ”

Lin Xuan: "Of course it's true. ”

Child: "Mom said that Lin Xuanla on the street is half an immortal or something, and he is a liar." ”

Lin Xuan: "Your mother is a partial generalization, do you think your uncle looks like a liar?" ”

Child: "(shaking his head) No, but my mother also said that liars can't be seen from the outside." ”

Lin Xuan: "Haha, come, little friend, stretch out your hand, uncle will show you palmistry." ”

Boy's mother: "(Comes up and takes the child's outstretched hand) Dead child, didn't you tell you not to talk to this kind of stranger, this person is not a good person at first glance, be careful of being abducted." ”

The child walked, turned his head sideways to look at Lin Xuan, Lin Xuan stood in the sunset, smiled and waved goodbye to the child quietly.

……

Inside the dormitory, at night.

The dormitory only turned on its own desk lamps, which looked dim.

Daquan was watching a horror movie alone, and when he saw the more scary part, Daquan looked nervous, his eyes dodged (relying on acting skills to show fear), and suddenly a hand slapped him from behind, Daquan sat down, Xiaolong held a drink in one hand, and looked at Daquan on the ground in surprise, and then looked at his own hand.

Kuroko (lying on the bed playing on the computer): "Hahaha, stupid X, you are so timid that you still learn from others to watch horror movies." ”

Donghua (lying on the bed squinting): "Daquan, you should use the time you spend watching horror movies to study, it's much better than you crying wolf here every night." ”

Daquan: "I know that I am timid, don't I watch horror movies to exercise my guts, what if I am looked down upon by my girlfriend in the future."

Kuroko: "Great power, courage is not something that can be improved by watching a few horror movies."

Daquan: "What should I do then?" ”

Kuroko: "You have to enter an eerie scene and experience the atmosphere of scalp tingling and heartbeat, do you dare to try it?" ”

Daquan (looking at Kuroko in horror): "Ah.........hh

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