Chapter 3: The gossip of the master and the master

Don't say it, listening to Xiao Er's nonsense, Wang Dong really feels quite reasonable!

These two guys seem to be really taken a little crooked by themselves.

However, some accounts seem to have been forgotten.

"When I was in the meditation just now, I seemed to hear that someone was about to slap me, and they were going to kick me, and even wanted to wake me up?"

Beads of sweat the size of soybean grains appeared on the forehead of the second senior brother, rolling down drop by drop.

Didn't you say that you were settled?

It turned out to be pretended.

What is the personal force, it is really all fake!

"Who?

Who is so shameless?

Brute thing!

It's not human, who are you talking about, brother?

There is such a shameless person in the world, I will help you hack him to death, you must hack him to death!! ”

The second senior brother was filled with righteous indignation and scolded angrily.

Wang Dong rolled his eyes, you won, don't care about you.

The little junior sister was full of disgust on the side, and she scolded herself for being so impassioned, these two senior brothers still have strengths!

"Senior brother, just tell me, since my mother is a childhood sweetheart with Ye Fu of Storm Gate, why did she marry my father in the end?

I am so beautiful, I am known as the first beauty of the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife, and my mother must have been a great beauty who fascinated thousands of men when she was young!

I don't know how many times my father and Ye Fu have fought for my mother, do they often hit their heads and bleed?

I know that this is extremely tortuous and meandering, full of love and hatred, and it will definitely not be finished in two days and two nights.

But it doesn't matter, senior brother, you speak slowly, don't worry, tell me eloquently.

Anyway, there are still a few days to go, and we have time. ”

The second senior brother pursed his lips and said, "Little junior sister, please face yourself, there is only one female disciple in the Five Tigers Broken Door Sword Sect, and you still have to be labeled as the first beauty, is it interesting?" On the other hand, you are the first ugly girl of the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife, and you are absolutely unmistakable! ”

The little junior sister gritted her teeth, her face was full of anger, and she said coldly: "Little Er, do you want to die?"

The second senior brother shrunk his neck and said, "The first beauty, the first beauty, little junior sister, in my mind, you are not only the first beauty of the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife, but also the first beauty of Xishan City!"

Well, this ......

The second senior brother is not only afraid of the senior brother, but also afraid of the little junior sister.

The elder brother crushed him by force, but rarely took the initiative to bully him.

Although the little junior sister is not as strong as herself, she has been learning to use poison with her sister since she was a child, and her one-handed poison stunt is still a bit terrifying.

The most terrifying thing is that this little girl is different from the elder brother, she likes to test herself when she is fine.

The second senior brother even suspected that his brain was poisoned by the little junior sister!

Wang Dong smiled bitterly: "Stop messing around."

The second senior brother and the little junior sister stopped their mouths at the same time, looking at Wang Dong with blank eyes.

"Actually, the matter between the master and the master is not as complicated as you think."

"Then why did my mother and Ye Fu's childhood sweethearts marry my father in the end?"

"It's easy, because of you!"

"Because of me? What do you mean. ”

"Because you appeared, the master can only marry the master."

The little junior sister was confused, she couldn't understand at all, what does it have to do with herself?

Especially when she saw the second senior brother's suddenly realized expression, she began to doubt her IQ.

's IQ, can't even compare to the second senior brother?

No way!

It can't be seen that it doesn't understand, it will be despised.

I'm going to pretend I understand!

The little junior sister nodded, showing the same expression of sudden realization as the second senior brother, and said with a smile: "I see, I can't imagine that it is so simple, my father still has two hits."

The second senior brother said with a smile: "I didn't expect the master to be an old coward, I really didn't see it!"

Learned!

What a childhood sweetheart, what kind of hand has a fart, raw rice cooked rice is the king!

The second senior brother is like an initiation, and he has a new epiphany about the way of love between men and women.

The little junior sister saw everything on her face, but her heart was entangled to death, oops, what does it mean, the second senior brother's pig can understand, why don't I understand?

The key is to pretend to understand very well, and you can't ask yet!

Uncomfortable╯_╰

"That's not right, senior brother, although I now understand a little why Master let us go to the Wind Gate to smash the field.

But, are we going to die? ”

In terms of strength, the second senior brother has always been able to recognize himself.

Wang Dong slowed down and said, "It's not as exaggerated as you think, it's not for us to go to other people's sects."

Although your senior brother and I are strong, we have not yet reached the point where one person can do one sect.

Here's how it is –

After the master was snatched away by the master, Ye Fu came to compete with the master every year, and he dreamed of beating the master violently.

It's a pity that the martial arts of the two of them are between the two of them, half a catty and eight taels, and no one can beat anyone, and every competition ends in a draw.

Then more than a dozen years passed.

Continue.

It's embarrassing!

So a year ago they made a new covenant, and this year they didn't compete, but sent their strongest disciples to compete.

The two old men can't tell the winner from the loser, and the winner from the disciple can be regarded as their obsession! ”

The second senior brother nodded and said: "So that's the case, in that case, senior brother, you are a veritable big disciple of the master, you just go to the martial arts competition, why do you take me and the little junior sister with you?"

Wang Dong turned his head, stared at the second senior brother, and said with a solemn face: "Little Er, you kid knows how to make barbecue and soup all day long, eat and drink, and the rabbit hedgehog in the back mountain is about to be eaten up by you."

You are sixteen this year, you are already an adult, and you are the second senior brother in the door, you should mature and grow up.

It is still necessary to take you out to see the world!

As for the little junior sister, both of us came out, and even if we didn't take her, she would sneak out. ”

To be honest, Wang Dong was too bored to go on the road alone.

Traveling alone is as lonely as eating hot pot alone and going to the hospital alone.

Wang Dong is not a person who likes to be lonely, so he naturally wants to trick two followers to come out to relieve his boredom.

"Senior brother, I didn't expect you to value me so much. Don't worry, I'll eat all the rabbits and hedgehogs in the back mountains when I go back! The second senior brother was very moved.

The corners of Wang Dong's mouth twitched, do I value this?

You foodie!

On the side, the little junior sister couldn't help but secretly wipe the corners of her mouth.

Rabbit or something, it's the best to eat!

The king shook his head, and his steps quickened.

Two foodies!

"Senior brother, you go slowly, my legs are sore." The little sister moved a stone and sat on the ground.

"Senior brother, I'm tired too, let's rest and rest, don't rush for a while." The second senior brother found a tree and leaned on it.

Neither of them is leaving!

Wang Dong looked at the sky and said in a deep voice: "It is less than thirty miles away from Fenglin City, and I will invite you to dinner when you enter the city."

"What to eat?" Two weak voices came out at the same time.

"Steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chickens, roasted geese,

Braised salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su plate,

Smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail,

Braised assortment, braised goose, braised shrimp, braised shrimp, boiled shrimp, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python,

Whitebait, steamed hash worms, braised duck kidneys, braised duck strips, ......"

"Huh~"

"Huh~~"

The two of them turned into a blast of wind and rushed in front of Wang Dong in the blink of an eye.

Hehe, with food as the guide, then face the wind.

"Senior brother, can you hurry up, you slow foot!"