"Little junior sister, do you know how to put zombies in boxes?"

"Put the zombies in a box? Second Senior Brother, are you joking? Zombies are so fierce, and they are not cats and dogs, how can they be put in a box? ”

"Little junior sister, you don't know this, if you want to put the zombie in the box, it's very simple, it only takes three steps."

"Really? What are the three steps? ”

"The first step is to open the box.

The second step is to put the zombies in.

The third step is to close the box.

Haha, isn't it funny, hahahaha......"

The little junior sister looked at the second senior brother inexplicably, as if she was looking at a mentally retarded person.

"Uh." The second senior brother stopped laughing a little embarrassed, and said unwillingly:

"Isn't it funny? Little junior sister, your laughter is really high, when the senior brother told me this joke yesterday, I almost died of laughter! ”

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On the border of the Dayong Dynasty, there is a Xishan City.

To the north of Xishan Castle is the Great Dragon Dynasty.

Zhibeilin is the dividing line between the Dayong Dynasty and the Dalong Dynasty.

Three sword-backed warriors rest in the forest.

A male warrior is meditating on the ground, and a female warrior is chatting with another male warrior.

"Second Senior Brother, when will you be able to understand yourself correctly? In the words of the elder brother, you are a funny person with 0 cells! The little junior sister frowned, showing outright disdain for the second senior brother.

The second senior brother had a cold face, brushed his sleeves and said, "What do you know?" You can laugh at me as a person, but you can't laugh at my dreams, my dream is to be an evil star! ”

The little junior sister was dissatisfied: "Don't use the words of the senior brother indiscriminately, it's not an evil star, it's a comedian!"

The second senior brother looked loveless, and sighed: "I am also a senior brother, why is the senior brother so high in your heart, and I am like a metric."

"Second Senior Brother, you're inflated!"

"Huh?"

"How dare you compare yourself to your senior brother?"

"I was wrong!"

The little junior sister snorted lightly, she was fast enough to admit her mistakes, and her attitude of admitting her mistakes was quite sincere, so I forgive you.

"Wait a minute, Second Senior Brother, did you hear anything?"

"It seems to be the sound of snoring, senior brother snoring?" The second senior brother glanced at the senior brother who was meditating on the ground.

"Senior brother is meditating, not sleeping. And the senior brother doesn't snore when he sleeps, and you only ...... when you sleep with a pig's head."

"Be careful!" Before the little junior sister finished speaking, the second senior brother pushed her away.

A zombie rushed over with its teeth and claws.

"Keng~~~" While the second senior brother pushed the little junior sister away, he pumped his other hand behind his back.

The long knife is unsheathed!

Five Tiger Broken Door Knife - Knife Drawing Technique.

The second senior brother dreams of being a comedian and bringing happiness to others with his jokes.

This dream is out of tune!

However, his knife skills are very fine.

As the second senior brother of the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife, his knife skills can be ranked in the top ten in the door!

The sword is as bright as silver, transparent and clear.

This knife slashed at the zombie's head.

Accurate!

The Five Tigers Broken Door Knife has always been reliable.

"Little junior sister, I just remembered that the wheezing sound of zombies is very similar to the sound of snoring. But don't worry, this kind of little zombie, senior brother and I are all one by one! ”

The second senior brother couldn't help but feel a little proud when he saw that he had slashed the zombie's head with a knife.

Outcome......

A strong force struck along the blade of the knife, and the second senior brother's face changed greatly, and the whole person was shaken away.

The zombies were castrated, and they chased after the second senior brother who was shocked, opening their teeth and dancing their claws, and their saliva flowed.

In mid-air, the second senior brother shouted while flying: "Little junior sister, wake up the senior brother, this zombie is at least the fifth layer of forging body, I can't beat it!"

As soon as the words fell, the body of the second senior brother also fell, and the zombie bombarded the second senior brother with a punch.

"Second Senior Brother, be careful, this zombie is using Dong'anmen's Dong'an Fist, and he must have been a disciple of Dong'anmen before he died. Dong'an Fist is easy to defend and difficult to attack, you have to use anti-knife skills! The little junior sister shouted anxiously on the side.

The second senior brother was angry: "It's all this time, what do you care about what martial arts the zombie knows and what sect it is, even if you find its weakness?"

I still can't beat it!

To find out the priority of the matter, quickly wake up the senior brother, this is the first thing you should do. ”

Seeing that the second senior brother was knocked back by the zombie punch again, and the knife almost came out of his hand, the little junior sister pouted and said, "Call senior brother whenever there is something, can you fight for some anger?" Senior brother is in a hurry, I finally have time to meditate and rest, and you don't know how to worry about senior brother. ”

"Dead girl, I hurt you in vain!"

The zombie bombarded with another punch, and the second senior brother's arm was numb, gritted his teeth and clenched the handle of the knife, and slashed at the zombie's neck with a knife.

Five Tiger Broken Door Knife - Nirvana!

"Boom!"

The blade slashes into the zombie's neck.

Embarrassingly, only half of it was cut in and stuck.

The second senior brother can't get in, and he can't pull it out.

The zombie's neck was cut in half, just like no one, well, if there is something, it is not a zombie.

Then the zombie punched the second senior brother again.

This punch was extremely close, and it went straight to the heart of the second senior brother.

If you get hit, you have to pierce your chest and open your heart.

The second senior brother decisively abandoned the knife and fled for his life.

The zombie had a knife stuck in his neck, and chased after the second senior brother menacingly.

The style of painting is a bit surprising.

"Help, little sister, help, senior brother, little junior sister, hurry up and wake up senior brother, hurry up!!"

The second senior brother shouted while running, looking at the zombies who were chasing after him and persevering, and he was so frightened that he was a flower.

The little sister moved a small stone, took out a handkerchief and wiped it, and sat down on it.

Then he took out a handful of pine nuts from the small bag on his waist and snorted slowly.

"Li Xiaoyun, you little cub, you wait for me! You wait for me!! "The second senior brother was angry.

"Second Senior Brother, run faster, the zombies are about to catch up!" The little junior sister shouted nervously, her eyes full of worry and concern.

But......

For the second senior brother's posture, the little junior sister is still quite confident.

The entire Five Tigers Broken Door Sword Sect is up and down, and the body style of the second senior brother can be ranked in the top three.

Even some Dharma protectors and even elders can't outrun the second senior brother.

Half an hour later, the second senior brother shouted: "Little junior sister, I can't run, I really can't run!"

It's not lying, it's really not running.

The little junior sister also saw the tiredness of the second senior brother and knew that she couldn't tease the second senior brother anymore.

She walked up to the senior brother and shouted, "Senior brother, wake up, the second senior brother is going to be killed by zombies!"

The senior brother sitting cross-legged on the ground was unmoved, his face expressionless.

The little junior sister had a bad feeling in her heart, and pushed the senior brother's arm.

The elder brother still didn't react.

"Oops, the senior brother is settled!"

The second senior brother's face changed greatly, and he said angrily: "What are you kidding, enter the country at this time?"

Quickly slap him in the face, kick him in the foot.

It's really not good, you help me push it, I'll wake him up! ”

Settle down, it sounds lofty, to put it bluntly, it's asleep.

The little junior sister shook her head and said, "Senior brother must have worked too hard, since he is asleep, let's not disturb him."

Then, she pulled out the knife behind her back as well, her little face full of seriousness.

"Li Xiaoyun, I really want to slap you to death, my feelings are not as important as a good night's sleep for my senior brother?"

"Second Senior Brother, you're swelling again!"

The little junior sister's hand holding the knife tightened, and while the zombie was chasing the second senior brother, she slashed at the other side of the zombie's neck.

It's just that her martial arts are much worse than the second senior brother.

Her knife only injured the skin and flesh of the zombies, not even the bones.

Then the huge anti-shock force also blasted her seven or eight meters away, and she couldn't stand steadily.

"Pick the feet of the dish!" The second senior brother pouted.

On the other side, the zombies were enraged, abandoned the second senior brother, and chased after the little junior sister.

This thing is even dumber than a dog, it has no brains, and whoever hits it will chase it.

The little junior sister was scared half to death, he didn't have the body of the second senior brother, and he couldn't run away from the zombies at all.

This zombie rushed over, she must be dead!

"Big Brother Help!!" The little junior sister shouted at the top of her throat.

A flash of knife light flashed by.

Fast as the wind, fierce as thunder!

Five Tiger Broken Door Knife - Knife Drawing Technique.

A skull rolled off, black saliva flowed from the corners of the mouth, and two eyeballs rolled out of their sockets at the same time.

Then another flash of knife light exploded.

The zombie head was cut in half, and there was a piece of crystal inside that glittered in the sun.

"Senior brother, as soon as the little junior sister shouted for help, you took action, I shouted for a long time and you didn't move, I don't believe you really fell asleep, this is too partial, right?" The second senior brother looked melancholy.

"Well, senior brother, I'm actually very curious, why do you always like to make a move at the last moment and at a critical moment? Wouldn't it be good to get started and solve the problem sooner? The little junior sister couldn't help but ask.

Wang Dong took out his handkerchief, wiped the black blood on the knife, and then put the knife into the sheath.

"Because I only shot at the last minute, I made a last-minute shot, and I was more decent!"

"Personal? What is a person? ”

"It's just forced!"

"What is the forced character?"

"Well, it's hard to explain to you, it's a very powerful thing anyway."

"In this way, that senior brother is really very qualified, very compelling!"