The first time, the mad monk

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It is said that the world has not been opened, and chaos is difficult to open. In the meantime, there are two clear and turbid gases, circling up and down, agitating vertically and horizontally, sometimes showing and sometimes hidden, strong or weak......

This cosmic illusion, from far to ancient, is unpredictable, I don't know how many springs and autumns!

Suddenly, one day, out of the chaos, a great god of Pangu burst out, born with a body that grew with the wind, and when he encountered a place of suffocation, he used his hands and feet at the same time, and actually held up the sky and the earth! Pangu died of exhaustion, his body turned into three mountains and five mountains, his blood flowed into rivers and oceans, his eyes became the sun and the moon, and his hair turned into stars!

The sun and the moon shuttle, the years flow! Four major continents have been formed in the world, namely Dongsheng Shenzhou, West Niuhe Continent, South Ganbu Continent, and North Julu Continent. The other three continents are not listed, but only the southern Ganbu continent, the holy land of China! Since the ancients, the spirit of the earth, the treasure of the heavens! Through the three emperors and five emperors, the Xia Shang and the Western Zhou Dynasty, to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the heroes competed for hegemony, Qin Shi Huang unified China, the four seas returned to win, Nai II tyranny, Chu and Han contended, Han Liu Bangding Ding Central Plains, and Wang Mang usurped the government, Guangwu Zhongxing, and the world returned to peace.

Speaking of the third year of Yonghe, when Emperor Liu Bao of Han Shun lived in the world, a strange incident happened on the ground in Jincheng County, Liangzhou!

Jincheng County has ten counties, of which Yunwu and Zhiyang counties are neighbors. There are two hills at the border, one is called East Mountain and the other is West Mountain. The two mountains are separated by more than 30 miles, and a small river meanders through the middle, and several crescent bridges on the river connect hundreds of households. Every time the sun sets, the smoke rises, and you can see it from afar, like a paradise!

The name of the small village is Liangjiapu, which is the hometown of Liang Ji, the general of the dynasty. Liang Jigui is a foreign relative, holds a heavy army, and leans towards the government and the opposition! As the saying goes: Three years of Qing Governor's Mansion, 100,000 snowflakes of silver! Not to mention that Liang Ji is greedy by nature, expropriates and extorts violently, collects and scrapes the people's fat and ointment, and countless, and commits countless crimes, and it is difficult to write about the bamboo! Now he has returned to his hometown and built a splendid general's mansion in Liang's house!

The structure of the whole mansion can be described as ingenious, looking from the top of the east and west mountains, it looks like a vibrating red tassel gun! The tip of the gun is the main gate, and the gold-lettered plaque of "General's Mansion" is hung on the door, there are 33 steps in front of the door, and two white marble elephants are arranged in two compartments! There are lotus ponds in the shape of gold ingots in the courtyard, pavilions and pavilions are dotted around, and the corridors meander through them! It is really a pure and elegant race over the fairy land, and the wealth is comparable to the emperor's family!

Now it is the turn of spring and summer, and the whole mountain village is full of green trees and a hundred birds are singing! Now that the hour has passed, the farmers on the road are talking and laughing, and the children riding the ox are enjoying themselves.

There was a circle of people under the big locust tree in the south of the village, and there was an old monk sitting on the bluestone at the root of the tree, talking endlessly to everyone, foaming at the mouth, "Everyone, you all know one thing, but you don't know the other." What do you say about Pangu opening the world and Nuwa creating a human body, these are all deceitful nonsense!"

"Crazy monk, there are gods three feet above the ground, don't talk nonsense!" everyone cheered.

"What nonsense," the monk glared, "Nuwa made people, then who made Nuwa, who knows? I don't know, so there are no such eight things at all! The poor monk told you a secret today, you see, what is on top of our heads?"

"It's a locust tree!" I don't know who said it, causing a burst of laughter.

"Nonsense, I don't know it's a locust tree? I'm talking about the sky, understand? There are thirty-three layers of heaven, and there is a layer of thirty-three layers in the sky called Guangyin Heaven!" the old monk shouted.

"It's always cloudy, there's no sun!"

"Stop, stop, what are you arguing about, the people who live in the sky of light and sound are all Da Luo Jin Xian, and a few of them are idle, they come to us to wander around, and on a whim, they eat the fruits here and drink the mountain springs here!" The monk stared at everyone with wide eyes, and said mysteriously: "It's bad, they suddenly found that they can't go anymore......"

"Then I definitely won't be able to leave, I'll have diarrhea!" I don't know who answered this sentence, and everyone suddenly laughed back and forth!

"Stop, stop, stop laughing!" the old monk let out a loud fart angrily, "What kind of belly, can the gods have diarrhea? What do you ordinary people know, this fairy ......." ”

As soon as the monk said this, a crow on the big locust tree pulled down a bubble of, hitting his bald head, and everyone laughed again, so startled that the crow flew away. The monk was also calm, and wiped his head with his sleeve, "That's all for today, the poor monk below will make a trick for everyone!"

The old monk stood up as he spoke, stood up with one leg on the bluestone, and stretched out the other leg, and then said to everyone: "My outstretched leg, which one is interested, come and twist it casually, turn it casually, I will ensure that I will not move!"

shouted three times, and a big man came out, with a wide mouth and cheeks, big shoulders and a round waist, and he knew at a glance that he was a wrestler. The big man walked closer, didn't answer, pulled the monk's ankle and twisted it from left to right, and several old people in the crowd closed their eyes: It's over, the crazy monk's leg is broken, and this twist can't be twisted.

Unexpectedly, a strange thing happened, the monk's body did not move, and his thighs turned around easily along with his ankles! The big man was so frightened that he let go of his hand, but the old monk's thighs spun rapidly, and then his legs spun in the air, and then he rotated from the waist down, and finally his head became a spinning top, and everyone was shocked!

In less than an hour, the entire mountain village was almost empty, with the wife holding the old man, the woman holding the baby, the maid leading the young lady, and the scholar holding the ...... For a while, it was bustling. What's even more strange is that even pigs, dogs, cows and sheep have poured out of their nests, and these beasts seem to have suddenly come to the spirit and want to see this strange man......

But there is always an exception to everything, and at this time, there is one person who has not moved at home! This person is Liang Ji, a general who once leaned towards the government and the opposition.

Liang Ji drank and had fun with his favorite fourth aunt last night, and he was so drunk that he didn't know how to go to bed.

At this time, when it was almost the end of the day, Liang Ji stretched his waist and touched his hand, "Xiao Cui'er, good wine!" found that the fourth aunt was not in bed, slowly rubbed her sleepy eyes, looked through the window, it turned out that it was three strokes a day, and thought to herself Why didn't this little girl call me when she got up!

"Liang Xi'er, come here, wait for the master to change clothes...... , Liang Xi'er, Liang Xi'er, are you dead?" I exhaled for a long time, but I didn't see Liang Xi'er answering. Liang Ji not only rushed upward, but thought to himself that these minions, since they returned to their hometown with the old man, they had no rules, and they became more and more arrogant!

Liang Ji was not only angry: "Liu Quan, why are you so stupid, you can't plant a flower can't grow a flower, you wait, Lao Tzu will beat you to death!"

Liang Ji was frightened by this sudden change, and said in a trembling voice: "A good man spares his life, what's the use of killing Liang Ji, it's better to make a deal and give you ten thousand taels of gold!"

"Okay! I heard that you have a secret room, which is full of treasures, take me quickly!" Liang Ji had to lead the way in front of him and came to the secret room tremblingly. Open the door of the house, go in and take a look, "Huh", a room full of gold and silver treasures, it is really dazzling, shiny and soul-catching!

"Good man, as long as you let the old man go, you can use the gold and silver here as you like!" After all, Liang Ji had experienced a hundred battles, and he had regained his calm at this time......

Liang Ji suddenly heard the sound of sobbing from behind him, turned his head sharply, and saw the masked man trembling all over! Just between the lightning and flint, Liang Ji stretched out his right hand and slammed the big man's wrist, "When the long and long" steel knife fell to the ground, he immediately split his face, kicked the big man to the ground, stretched out his foot, stepped on his chest, and then picked up the steel knife, and said with a cruel smile: "Don't move, good boy, you really ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, in broad daylight, you dare to assassinate the general, there is a kind of don't mask it!"

Liang Ji tore off the veil of the big man, looked at it fixedly, and couldn't help grinning: "Haha, who should I be? Isn't this Sun Fen! Old friend, it's just that you don't give gifts when you come to visit, how can you carry a knife and cover your face!"

When Sun Fen heard this, he was furious: "Phew, surnamed Liang, you bastard, I will give you a gift, which treasure in your house is not robbing me!"

"Rob you?" Liang Ji sneered: "Hey, Sun Fen, you are too self-exalted, tell you, I still have nine secret rooms like this, as long as the surname Liang is willing, he can buy the entire court, this Han world, Lao Tzu is the emperor standing!"

"Liang Ji, don't be crazy, you will have retribution!" At this moment, Sun Fen's eyes were already split, and blood poured into his pupils......

"Retribution, I'll see who has retribution!" Liang Ji roared, his hand fell, he cut off Sun Fen's head, and then kicked out the door, looking up to the sky and laughing: "The sky and the earth are big, I am the biggest, Lao Tzu kills people and arsons, robs men and women, and does all kinds of evil, in this Han world, who can endure me? Hahaha, hahaha......!"

Liang Ji's wild laughter continued, and he suddenly heard a thunder explosion in the clear sky, like the sky falling apart, and the shouts of "Jade Emperor, Rulai" were faintly heard...... Immediately afterwards, the stone rained down, first it was a gravel, then it was the size of a goose egg, and then it was like a gourd, like a grinding plate, and Liang Ji was smashed into meat paste in an instant!

The meteor shower in the sky fell for an hour before stopping, just filling up the thirty-mile narrow strip between the East Mountain and the West Mountain, and the Liang family shop was reduced to ashes, leaving only two or three hundred villagers standing under the big locust tree, not happy or sad!

Looking from afar, I saw that there were five mountains in the middle of the east and west mountains, just like five giant fingers of the sky! Later, the people from near and far called it "Five Finger Mountain", and the monks who came and went also called it "Five Elements Mountain"!

Where the dust settled, someone found a hairy-faced thunderous monkey pressed under the Five Elements Mountain!

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