Chapter 45: The Dinner Storm
Zhenwu said that he was very aggrieved, shouldn't he use his strength to speak? Why is it unreasonable?
However, he didn't dare to refute Ao Tian, and said dejectedly: "Big brother......"
Blood Shura blossomed, and a stiff smile appeared on the face of the zombie like a 10,000-year-old glacier, and said:
"Hmm...... Junior Brother Zhenwu, you have to be obedient in the future! As your brother, I will teach you well. ”
The true martial arts of one Buddha had an accident and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, this thing was clearly deliberately angry with himself, grass! Then he turned his gaze to the fire crane, thinking that this should be his little brother, and was just about to speak, but Ao Tian's voice came:
"That was your third brother of Blood Shura just now, and above him there was your second brother Yinyue, and now in front of you is your fourth brother of the Fire Crane. ”
Zhenwu's nose is crooked, this scum is actually his fourth brother?
Well...... Don't say it, it's quite suitable for him, five...... Tongwu, he was originally a turtle......
The flaming crane looked arrogant when he heard this, his head was raised high, he didn't expect that he could have a holy beast as a little brother, it was so sour!
Zhenwu was indignant, and called out to the eldest brother again, and the fire crane laughed, and was about to float to the sky.
Seeing the extremely cheap appearance of the flaming crane, Zhenwu was even more enthusiastic, and he couldn't wait to take action immediately and beat this bird into a pig's head.
"Okay, don't talk about this useless here, hurry up and take your respective little brothers to transform into shapes, and we will have a big meal together. ”
Ao Tian looked at their funny appearance and smiled, Blood Shura and Fire Crane responded, and one of them dragged away the two mysterious beasts, signed the blood contract, accepted them as his little brother, and taught them to quench their bones and transform their shapes.
"Boss, when will I have my own little brother?"
Looking at the four transformed beasts, Zhenwu was a little red-eyed, and he also wanted to accept a few younger brothers to help him serve tea and pour water, so he ran to Ao Tian's side, rubbed his hands and asked.
"If you want to collect it, you can do it at any time, but you have to catch it yourself, up to ten. Ao Tian replied.
What he needs is a flexible and powerful supreme team, no more than 100 people, and he must be one against hundreds, or even 10,000 enemies, before he can be favored and accepted under his command.
And those ordinary soldiers grab a handful, there is no need to waste their energy to cultivate in particular, there is no point.
"No problem, boss, I'll catch a few tomorrow!"
Zhenwu was overjoyed when he heard this, and it was finally his turn to bully other mysterious beasts, happy!
"You guy!" Ao Tian and the others laughed, how could they not know what Zhenwu was thinking, and shook their heads involuntarily.
"Alright, hurry up and let a few of them go to lead the army, the three of you will handle the food, and tonight, have a good meal!"
As soon as they heard that there was a big meal to eat, Blood Shura and the others screamed and began to clumsily deal with the food, but it looked a little violent......
Yi Tianxing also received the news that Ao Tian was going to have a big meal, with a group of soldiers, bringing all kinds of food and wine to rub the rice, in the first legion, the title of Ao Tian's kitchen god is known to everyone, as soon as he heard the news, this group of generals handed over the training to his deputy under the expression of resentment, and I ran and jumped with Yi Tianxing to come to the banquet.
They sat on the ground, and the grass was filled with all kinds of meat, spiritual fruits and other delicacies.
During this period, Ao Tian found a pot and shovel more than ten meters large from nowhere, and turned his arms into prototypes to fry various dishes, but it was bitter for the fire crane, such a big pot, he was tired and out of breath, but fortunately, the two younger brothers of the fire crane were fire beasts, and the three of them took turns to breathe fire, but they could barely support it.
All kinds of delicacies are being processed, Ao Tian's movements are very brisk like flowing water, the broth in the pot is already boiling, and the distinct Xuan Beast meat exudes an attractive aroma, which spreads throughout the military camp.
And on the fire, there are all kinds of whole beasts, which are roasted with golden butter at the moment, smeared with shiny honey, and added with various spices, so that this group of big men who rarely eat meat are salivating wildly.
There are also a variety of spirit fruits, which were picked back by the Blood Shura and the Fire Crane, and the juice overflowed when they took a bite, and the fragrance was fragrant.
"Okay, there are more than 100 dishes in total, not enough for me to fry again. Ao Tian laughed, and finally completed this huge project.
More than 100 dishes may not seem like much, but think about it, the dishes in the army are all big pots and pots! 100 dishes, what is the concept?
The generals cheered and clinked glasses with each other holding wine jars.
Since Ao Tian joined the army to the present, this group of people has a small gathering almost every three days and a large gathering every five days, and their appetite has been greatly satisfied, and they can't close their mouths happily every day, and the originally oppressive atmosphere in the army has been swept away.
The generals sat together, around the barbecue fire, and the grease dripped on the fire, making a "snort" sound.
All the generals kept cliding with each other holding the wine jar, and their faces were flushed when they drank, while Ao Tian and Ao Zimo brought wine with juice and drank with them.
Ao Tian doesn't like to drink, he doesn't like to let his head not be sober, only by staying sober all the time can he think better, and Ao Zimo simply likes it......
"Brother Ao Tian, don't drink juice, I'll just ask someone to boil you some hot milk, that one is more delicious. One of the generals was half-drunk and joked with a big tongue.
"Hahahaha......" the crowd laughed.
"Ahem, I prefer juice ......" Although Ao Tian was thick-skinned, he was also a little embarrassed, because there was his uncle watching next to him, showing a mocking smile.
It was destined to be a very cheerful night, all the soldiers were very relaxed and happy, even the newly acquired little brothers of Blood Shura and Fire Crane also opened their hearts, hooked up with these generals, called them brothers, and completely forgot that they were a mysterious beast.
"Whew, you dead turtle, dare bite me!
The flamingo screamed, one hand being bitten by Matake.
"Hmm...... Don't make noise, it's really weird that the meat still screams......"
Obviously drunk, Zhenwu let go of Huohe's hand and shook his head and bit his ass again.
"Wow!! you turtle son bastard, damn it!"
The flamingo ran wildly with his ass clutched and threw a fireball at Mamu.
"Damn! You dead bird dare to sneak attack this seat! Watch my Zhenwu Emperor suppress you!"
Zhenwu was hit by this fireball, and immediately lost all his alcohol, and waved his fist at the eye socket of the fire crane is a punch.
"Your grandma's...... It's still reasonable to bite Lao Tzu!"
The fire crane was angry, and he didn't care if it was a holy beast or not, and he scuffled with Zhenwu.
"Haha......" Everyone laughed, watching them beat each other and had no intention of stopping them.
The two of them are also very measured, just to fight physically, you punch me and kick me, there is no discipline at all, they specifically greet their faces, and the generals watching the battle next to them applaud repeatedly.
The battle was dark, and when the two separated, two national treasures suddenly appeared.
The sky was already dark, and the starlight was sprinkled, but the banquet was still going on, Ao Zimo didn't mean to stop for a moment, grabbed all kinds of delicacies and sent them to his small mouth, and ate at least two large beasts......
All the soldiers are drunk, but they are still pushing the cup and changing the lamp, and there are endless words, and at this time, these imperial warriors who are fighting every day can relax a little.
In the middle of the night, the soft moonlight fell on the earth, and the lake next to the barracks was as clear as a piece of jade, and many people were sleepy, lying on the grass to rest, as if they were not ready to go back.
Only a few people and the mysterious beasts under Ao Tian were not drunk, but they were almost delirious.
Silently, Zhenwu didn't know where to find a large spatula, used it as a hammer, and slammed it on the back of the fire crane's head with a "bang!"
The flaming crane screamed, and he was already delirious, and now he turned his head to see who did it, but the wine came up all of a sudden, and he couldn't see clearly in a daze, and he could only see the sneak attacker with a spatula.
"Dang!"
Zhenwu fell with a spatula again, and the fire crane rolled his eyes and fainted to the ground with anger.
Zhenwu shook the spatula in his hand and said: "Let you dare to sneak attack this seat, this seat is the Emperor Zhenwu, if you don't give you a lesson, you don't know how many hairs you have, ......hiccup."
After saying that, Zhenwu also fell to the ground drunk.
Ao Tian and Ao Zimo were dumbfounded, this turtle is so vindictive, he didn't forget the Yin Fire Crane when he was drunk, this is no one!
Shaking their heads, the two stopped thinking about these things, walked into the military tent hand in hand, and began to sleep.
I don't know how long it took, but the flaming crane woke up, feeling a terrible headache, and then suddenly woke up and yelled:
"Who the attacked Lao Tzu!
After shouting, he felt a splitting headache, and a gust of night wind blew, and he shivered again.
"Shhh...... It's so cold, you wait for Lao Tzu! I'll definitely be back!"
The flamingo roared and played, ready to go back to sleep.
"Who the fuck screams in the middle of the night and doesn't let people sleep?!"
Zhenwu was woken up by the fire crane, touched it casually, grabbed the spatula on the ground and threw it over.
"Boom!"
The spatula hit the flamingo accurately, causing another heart-piercing pain from his already sore spot.
"I'm going to it!
The flaming crane scolded, trying to stabilize his body, but unfortunately he couldn't hold it anymore after all, and fell straight to the ground, it seemed that he couldn't wake up until dawn.
"Brother Ao Tian, what are you going to do next?" Ao Zimo asked Ao Tian in a slurred voice while holding something in his mouth.
"Hiss......"
A certain color dragon took a long breath, Ao Zimo, the little goblin, became more and more skilled, even the dragon clan known as the obscene god was a little unbearable, Ao Tian's body was light and fluttering, and he felt that he was about to fly, and when Ao Zimo's attack slowed down a little, Ao Tian had the opportunity to speak, and said:
"Hmm...... Stay here for a while, and when the younger brother under the Blood Shura and Fire Crane reaches a hundred, you, me, and Zhenwu will go to other places to train, and staying in the army all the time will not help you in your cultivation except for increasing your combat instinct. ”
Ao Zimo nodded, smiled slyly, and used all his strength to attack, a certain dragon groaned, and he really couldn't bear it......
Suddenly, Ao Zimo's pretty face as white as jade suddenly had something......