Chapter Twenty-Nine: Drunk Driving
Time goes back to not long ago, Xiaobai and Cynthia had just gotten into Hao Yun's Hongguang car. Xiaobai wanted to get into the co-pilot, but was thrown into the back seat by Hao Yun and accompanied Cynthia.
- The back seat is safer.
"Safety? No, I'll open it. Xiaobai was excited, and asked uneasily, "You won't be removed from the driving school and self-taught, right?" β
"Huh." Hao Yun laughed, the kind that was particularly reserved.
"Actually, God is also a man." He unhurriedly adjusted the rearview mirror, fastened his seat belt, lit the fire, and gently explained to Xiaobai.
"It's just that God did what man couldn't do, so he became God."
After speaking, without waiting for Xiaobai's reaction, Hao Yun stomped on the accelerator. From zero to 100 kilometers without a clutch four shifts, there is no shock at all. Wuling Shenche's butt twisted, and the speed instantly soared to one hundred and fifteen per hour.
This is Wuling Hongguang, a mythical vehicle, which is like a wall of sighs, and it is a strong guardian of the last dignity of the majority of DSs. Cricket Xiaobai, dare to question the glory of Hongguang?
The chariot turns by inertia on the winding mountain road, drifts rapidly, and the bad road conditions in the Middle Ages do not affect its performance in the slightest. This is a real warrior, and he will not find fault with the battlefield like some wealthy ladies.
The two girls in the back seat of the car hugged each other and rolled around screaming. They weren't messing with lilies, but they were thrown off by a huge inertia.
Hao Yun turned around and asked politely, "Ladies, isn't the speed a little fast, do you want to slow down?" β
"Don't!" The two embarrassed young ladies are not timid masters, "It's so exciting, just open it like this hahahaha!" Yes! β
The little white man hit another bag on his head.
"Old driver, great!"
"Neuropathy." Hao Yun didn't bother to understand, he threw two dozen beers into the back seat, and turned up the sound of the car stereo to the maximum.
Manlilyn Manson's crazy roar roared out of the stereo, and Hao Yun scooped up a can of beer and drank it comfortably.
- What a wonderful world without traffic police and traffic lights! It would be better if the two silly chicks in the back seat could be quieter.
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~~~~Do we get it?
Cynthia White: - NO!!
~~~~Do we wa
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Cynthia White: YEAH!!
The two girls toasted like a drunk 2233 girl, while screaming wildly to the singing of Manlilyn Manson, and beer was spilled everywhere in the car.
Xiaobai is crazy, Cynthia is sad, and she takes advantage of this last night to wander.
Hao Yun looked speechlessly at the two stupid girls in the back seat** from the rearview mirror, not knowing what to say. He actually doesn't understand, no matter how much the goddess's sister will have such a time, but people won't let you see it, or you don't have the qualifications to see it.
Brother Hao Yun, just eight generations!
"Cynthia, what's that?" Hao Yun pointed to a black shadow in the sky, and he noticed that this black shadow had been chasing Wuling Hongguang for a while.
"What?" Cynthia looked confused, trying to keep her sleepy eyes open.
Hao Yun let go of the steering wheel and let the god car let itself fly. He first threw the drunken man, who had climbed over his head and poured beer, back in the back seat, then pressed Cynthia's head and twisted it to the other side.
"Over there!" He pointed. Then the other hand slammed the steering wheel with his backhand, and the car drifted back on the mountain road 0.01 seconds before it rushed off the cliff.
Pretty!
Cynthia smirked: "I saw a fool riding a big bird. β
"Where, where?" As soon as Xiaobai heard it, she pressed Cynthia under her, and her head drilled out of the car window to look.
"Hey! Silly beep! Half of Xiaobai's body leaned out of the window and waved desperately to the black shadow in the sky. Then he laughed and threw the beer in his hand at the black shadow.
Traffic police tips: Don't drink and drive, don't drink while driving, for the safety of you and your family, please stay away from drunk driving.
Because when drunk, the driver is confused, and he may not know what he is doing.
So Hao Yun can't explain why Wuling Hongguang hung on the spire of Hagia Sophia, the highest point in Kalihri, when he woke up in the car at noon.
It's all a drunk driver's pot, how much alcohol have you drunk? Even if there is no traffic police in another world, it will give me a little restraint.
Another unexplained place is why Xiaobai was held in his arms.
Hao Yun lowered his head and saw Xiao Bai with his little head up, pursed his lips, and looked at him vigilantly, his eyes were cold.
He let go of Xiaobai casually, with a look of "Ah, it's no big deal, you see that we are all neatly dressed, obviously nothing has happened" (your expression is so rich), in fact, his heart is pounding hard. This soft girl is sometimes good and sometimes bad, and she may go crazy.
Before Xiaobai had time to go crazy, Cynthia, who woke up in the back seat, went crazy first.
She was still at a loss as to how she had arrived in Kaliheri, hanging on the highest point in the city, with an incomparably wide view. She saw the army of mercenaries outside the city assembled, saw the defenders hastily mobilized, and finally saw the high burning stakes on the battlefield.
"Tilling !!" She screamed.
The emotion and heartbreak in that voice were like cuckoos crying blood. Xiaobai was so frightened that he forgot to teach the scumbag.
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In the early morning, the combined mercenary forces in the north finally suspended the siege battle for the night. The fifteen-meter-high walls of Kalihiri and the 30,000-strong Guards Regiment of Trich could not be solved overnight. In this night attack, the mercenaries also had the intention of trying it out, and it would be better to be able to attack suddenly and finish the battle, so if it didn't work, they would come to a siege point to help.
Although under Farah's arrangement, I am afraid that the aid has already been delivered.
His Majesty King Trich, Goodfarry, personally commanded the defense on the city walls, and this time the lame wolf caught him by surprise.
Trich was the first line of defense in the north, and for many years, Goodfarri had not let his guard down on the mercenary group. On the one hand, he took the initiative to reconcile with Eaton Robert and other neighboring countries, and on the other hand, he actively mediated the "war break plan" secretly promoted by Robert. I didn't expect the mercenaries to strike first, and they were forced into such a desperate situation by one move.
The king's heart was dripping blood, and he knew that the kingdom was probably coming to an end. The messengers sent out overnight for help were either killed or blocked. The forts closest to Kaliheri have not moved for a long time. The lame wolf is really a genius in military affairs, Goodfarri thought bitterly.
He had no idea what was going to happen even more painfully to him.
The mercenaries cleared a clearing at a stone's throw from the city walls, and Goodfari saw them busily erect a huge wooden shelf, with firewood piled underneath.
A herald hurried over and got down on one knee: "Your Majesty, there's a strange thing hanging on the cathedral. β
"Strange stuff?" Goodfarri didn't react for a moment, and he saw the mercenaries tie a woman to a wooden frame that had just been erected. When he saw the woman's appearance clearly, His Majesty kicked the herald away in a faux puff and lay down on the battlement.
"Tillen! Tireen! Goodfari roared, his hands clutching the hard walls.
Tied to the stake, it turned out to be Gudfarry's beloved daughter, Princess Tiline, the flower of the kingdom.