Chapter 183: Adaptation is Random Fabrication
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"Continue with our previous story," Yang Cheng said sadly: "Didn't you say that the hunter took Snow White to the grove, originally according to the queen's intention to kill Snow White, but ......"
"The hunter was moved by compassion and secretly released Snow White!"
Without waiting for Yang Cheng to finish speaking, Qin Yuezhu finished the following words.
"Oh, it turns out that Sister Yuezhu also knows this story?"
"Of course, I've heard this story since I was a child," Qin Yuezhu grinned, "And not only Snow White, but also Cinderella and the daughter of the sea I know." ”
"I always feel that I know so many stories, and I am much better than adults!"
"It's like, it's been so long, and the adults have only told the beginning, they must not know the story, so they want to make up nonsense to deceive us!"
"I think so too!"
Listening to the words of the women, Yang Cheng was really not calm, what did it mean that he only talked about the beginning for so long, whose fault was it, he didn't say a few words, and then he was interrupted, not only interrupted, but also one by one with the bar spirit and himself, can you bear it?
"My lord, what about your story?"
Seeing that Yang Chengliang was silent for a long time, Wu Zun was anxious, "Speaking of which, this is much more interesting than reading girl comics, my lord, you will say it then." ”
"Yes, why didn't you say it, my lord?"
It's nothing for Wu Zun to say this, his personal maids all say so, and Yang Cheng was almost suffocated to death by his own anger.
"Don't you know the story, and you also know that Cinderella and the daughter of the sea, a person who can't tell a story, dare to pretend to be a big guy in front of you?"
Qin Yuezhu pursed his lips and said, "Master, you are really careful, didn't people just say a few words casually, as for your various faces?"
Well, you can't reason with a woman or anything, and you're still telling a story right now, look, four or five pairs of eyes are staring at you!
"I'll tell you, let's tell the story, don't let me just say a word, you have all kinds of opinions and feelings, if you want to have opinions, you should wait for me to finish talking!"
The cadres nodded again and again, looking at this, they should not be disturbed, Yang Cheng was much more relieved.
"Well, the story goes on that day after the hunter took Snow White out, the queen asked in front of the magic mirror, who is the most beautiful person in this world......
"Snow White!"
Qin Yuezhu replied proudly.
"Okay, well, since you know it's Snow White, come on, come on, you come on!"
"Don't!"
"No, no!"
"Master, if you dare to murder me, I will discuss with Sister Yaoji at night and sleep in a separate room with you!"
Yang Cheng hurriedly glanced at everyone: "...... Ahem, Yuezhu is very right, she is the most beautiful Snow White, and at this time the queen knows that Snow White is not dead!"
No, did I miss something at this point in the story, I always feel that things have been too long, and the story of Snow White is just a rough story, did the hunter kill Snow White at that time?
If she hadn't been killed, how did Snow White meet the Seven Dwarfs?
Damn, I don't seem to remember all the details!
"Ahem, the next thing is to make a head," Yang Chenghu made up: "Because she learned that she was going to be hunted down by the queen's jealousy, Snow White didn't dare to return to the city, she walked and walked in the forest alone, walked and walked, and finally ...... She picked up a magical seed!"
"Master, why do I remember that the story is different from yours?" Qin Yuezhu interrupted, "Didn't you see a small house in the forest?"
Yang Cheng: "......"
I rubbed as if I saw a house, then stole the food on the table, and then met the dwarfs.
But if you admit that you remember wrong, wouldn't you mean that you can't even tell a story?
"Ahem, master, how could I be mistaken, Snow White just picked up a magical seed!"
Qin Yuezhu was stunned when she heard this, seeing that Yang Cheng was full of momentum, even she herself was a little confused, "Yes, did I remember wrong?"
"Nonsense, can you compare to me with your little brain?"
Yang Cheng said to the women around him with full aura: "Didn't you say that you picked up a magical seed, and then Snow White planted the seed, guess what's going on?"
Women: "......"
The corners of Yang Cheng's mouth showed a good-looking arc, look, storytelling is not unusual, the key is that you have to make the listeners of the story unable to guess what plot you are talking about next, so as to leave room for them to reverie.
Adaptation is making up, nonsense is nonsense, and if you want to make it perfect, you must have the ability and ability to tamper with the story.
"My lord, don't be angry, you go on!"
Hearing Brara's question, the rest of the people all began to urge.
"No problem," Yang Cheng felt that he had mobilized the enthusiasm of several people, "What Snow White didn't expect was that this kind of seed just went down, and then directly sprouted, and it continued to grow upward at a speed that could be seen by the naked eye, just one night's effort, the seed became a towering tree, extending to the depths of the clouds!"
"It's amazing!"
"Is there such a seed in the world?"
The women were talking, only Qin Yuezhu really couldn't accept it, "Master, why is there no such paragraph in the Snow White I listened to?"
"Heh, you've heard all about piracy, I'm telling you a new version of the ship that you've never heard of!"
Yang Cheng said in high spirits: "Anyway, this Snow White is very curious about what is on the top of the tree, and then she climbed up, climbed, climbed, climbed for three days and three nights!"
"That's not right!" This time, Heisei and Miaoyin objected together.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?"
Heisei Xiao Lori said seriously: "Where can anyone go without eating for three days and three nights, obviously I only didn't eat a meal, and I was so hungry that I couldn't walk." ”
"Me too, I don't eat a meal, I don't have the strength to do it, Snow White climbed the big tree for three days and three nights, doesn't she feel tired, even if she is not tired, isn't she hungry?"
"Ahem, to add, in fact, this big tree is not the kind of big tree you imagined, in fact, it is more similar to a kind of vine, you know?"
Yang Cheng said, and suddenly said with extremely serious eyes: "Also, the reason why this kind of seed is magical is because it will produce something called bread when it grows up, so don't say three days and three nights, you won't be hungry for seven days and seven nights!"
"Isn't she thirsty, then?"
Brala also wondered, "Can water still grow on the trees?"
"That's right, you're so right, Brara, I can't praise you, my lord, you're right, water grows on this tree, so don't say it's seven days and seven nights, you won't have any problem climbing for a month!" I want to talk with more like-minded people about "The Invincible Enslavement of the Gods", WeChat pays attention to "excellent literature", chats about life, and looks for confidants~