Fanwai (8) Liu Bingjian's Dick Silk Counterattack (I)
Liang Chen still remembers the example sentence about "future" in the 1998 revised version of the Xinhua Dictionary: Zhang Hua was admitted to Peking University, Li Ping entered a secondary technical school, and I worked as a salesperson in a department store, and we all have bright futures.
Liu Bingjian seems to be the "me" in the example sentence, the "me" who says the jokes that are satirized by the public.
It seems like a joke in the eyes of the world as if a fool was waiting for hope and a miracle, but the joke teller always amazes us with their achievements and efforts years later.
Yes, people who believe in miracles are as great as miracles, and this is one of the brainwashing offensives of Liang Chen, the leader of the cult, against his own believer Liu Bingjian.
Liang Chen treats Liu Bingjian like a shameless person, fooling a primary school student who has reached the age of six and blows his nose with a lollipop with his sleeve, but Liang Chen never thought that he would have such a tenacious belief when Liu Bingjian became an apprentice.
"Is the golden scale a thing in the pool, and it will turn into a dragon when it encounters a storm." This is the word inscribed by Mr. Mu on the back of Liang Chen's graduation photo, and three years later, this poem is a portrayal of Liu Bingjian.
When Liang Chen and Lao Maozi still had memories in their minds that Liu Bingjian was just the elegant man chasing the man with oblique bangs, Liu Bingjian gave everyone a slap, and in Mr. Mu's circle of friends, Liu Bingjian took his photography team to take a set of artistic photos for his younger brothers and sisters for free, but time has changed, and Liu Bingjian has become a great character who has mastered the lens.
Liang Chen's years passed in a trance, Liu Bingjian studied in a third-rate university but really had a bright future, Liang Chen thought that this was not a so-called miracle, this man seemed to have begun to step into the storm at a certain moment.
Liu Bingjian talked about a Liang Chen's clear time scale, the beginning of the first semester of the second year of high school, Liang Chen was still in the early stage of the transformation of fanatical traditional Chinese culture disciples to the leader of the historical cult, he saw his own changes, but ignored the entire seventh class of the second year of high school turned the bend of the first year of high school.
The memory engraved in Liu Bingjian's nerves occurred a week after the start of the second year of high school, and some people waved goodbye to Shihe, to the seventh class of the second year of high school, and even their own student careers after not surviving the first year of high school.
Tang Rui and Zou Li's thankless work came first, and Teacher Mu's strict requirements came last, the class committee election on the night of the seventh class of the second year of high school turned out to be cold, Liang Chen didn't think about it, he was just prevaricating the hard work of the Qingshui Yamen next to a tyrant, no matter how Liang Chen, Tang Rui, and Zou Li coerced and seduced, and the persuasion of grinding their mouths, the dozen or so vacant positions on the blackboard of the new classroom in the second year of high school were still blank.
After Liang Chen signed the deed of sale in the first semester of high school, he knew that if he did not make a major mistake in three years, he would lose his qualification for freedom, freedom was like cheese with a rat clip, Liang Chen naturally did not dare to eat it easily, so he helped Tang Rui sell durians wrapped in delicious food on the table.
Liu Bingjian is Liang Chen's third object, and his first choice is Tang Qi, because Liang Chen grabbed the handle of her early love, one of Du Ruo's group of little bad and bad little brothers, and Liang Chen, who won the good start, connected two cities on Tang Ying and Liu Bingjian.
With an example like Tang Qi, Tang Ying, Liu Bingjian, and Liang Chen only need to know how to reason, move with affection, and play Teacher Mu's tricks to the fullest, with a radish in one hand and a stick in the other.
"Tang Ying! You have this position of English department representative, and you can barely have a few tricks with the old man, if you are not an English department representative! Then you can only succumb to the old man's obscenity! "Liang Chen is really threatening Tang Ying, in fact, Liang Chen has no power, just occasionally jokingly making things difficult for her, and Liang Chen deliberately expanded some bullying when talking about the pros and cons, and provoked Tang Ying, but Tang Ying was the most agitated, and after listening to Liang Chen's blatant words of the landlord bully, he was furious and rewarded his name on the blackboard.
"I'm not going to let you get away with it." Tang Ying bit her little silver teeth and escaped as a revolutionary female warrior.
When Liang Chen approached Liu Bingjian with a smile, his face was covered by his hand, and before Liang Chen could speak, he resolutely refused: "I won't go, you die of this heart!" ”
Liu Bingjian didn't seem to give Liang Chen the slightest room for negotiation, but Liang Chen still went cheekily.
"Have you ever heard such a story?" This is the beginning of Liang Chen's great truth.
"I haven't heard of it, and I don't want to hear it." Liu Bingjian spoke a northeastern accent that he learned on TV to stop Liang Chen's next attack.
"The story goes like this, our world always forms a wonderful cycle, where a man hits his wife, a wife hits a child, a child kicks a dog, a dog runs out on the road and interferes with the driver, and the driver slams the steering wheel and just hits the man who goes out to work." Liang Chen reserved a mysterious smile, waiting for Liu Bingjian's next question.
“so。”
"This story tells us that karma is reincarnated and retribution is unpleasant." Liang Chen then bit Liu Bingjian in suspense.
"Hehe, let's put it bluntly, what does this have to do with whether I am a class committee member or not." Liu Bingjian scoffed.
"Huh! That's a mistake, you want pancakes! If you become a labor councilor, your relationship in this class will be different! ”
"What's the difference." Liu Bingjian asked.
"Originally, you were in a relationship with the whole class as an ordinary classmate." Liang Chen deliberately emphasized ordinary classmates, "What if you become a labor commissioner!" You have a new identity, then your causal magnitude will increase, and with the causal magnitude increase, your harvest in the causal cycle will also increase, and maybe a certain cause and effect arising from your becoming a labor commissioner will make you a CEO, marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life! ”
"You're." Liu Bingjian scolded after thinking for a few minutes, "You still said that cause and effect are good and bad in your first year of high school!" ”
"The so-called blessing of misfortune depends on the blessing of misfortune, and the blessing of misfortune and the blessing of misfortune, where does the blessing come from without misfortune?" Liang Chen shook his head and continued to flicker, "Besides, life is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat, if you don't climb the peak, how can you be at the top of the mountain and see the mountains at a glance?" If Zhang Qian had been immersed in the life of the Xiongnu royal court, how could he have the great cause of opening the "Silk Road" and connecting the 36 countries of the Western Regions? If it weren't for Grandpa Deng's stroke, how could my China rise like this? Those who have achieved great things in ancient and modern China and abroad not only have supernatural talents, but also have the ability to pioneer and innovate. If you are always greedy for comfort and trapped in a hill, how can you get out of the road? As the saying goes, all roads lead to Rome, but you can't get out of the way, only by taking the first step bravely can you see the boundless sea, the boundless grassland, and the surging opportunities! ”
"You seem to have a point." Liu Bingjian frowned and thought.
"So it was decided to be quicker, I still have an indicator." Liang Chen didn't look at Liu Bingjian anymore, but stared at Wang Di's eyes.
"Then I'll go!" Liu Bingjian took the chalk in Liang Chen's hand and walked onto the podium, as if everything was an ordinary day, but it was like the cycle of cause and effect in Liang Chen's story, and all cause and effect could only be understood after a few years. At that time, it felt like there was just one more labor commissioner in the seventh class of the second year of high school, and that was it.
The work of the Labor Council is not really as Liang Chen said, blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, and sometimes blessings are greater than the disasters they bring.
Liu Bingjian said that he figured out his future life in a certain week of duty, that week the class was too chaotic, discipline, hygiene, and study seemed to be a mess, he would not admit his incompetence when he was young, Liu Bingjian felt that the world was too noisy, he wanted to seek a peaceful land, so he took photography in college, and he got his faith in one photo.
Liu Bingjian seems to have been moving forward, starting from the labor commissioner, to working hard like the third year of high school, and then to turning into a dragon when the university encounters a storm······
"I've always believed in the sentence in "Star Travel" - people who believe in miracles are as great as miracles." Liu Bingjian occasionally chatted with Liang Chen.
(End of chapter)