As you know, the original salted fish Hao Yun, because he awakened his temporarily unknown superpowers, was recruited by an alien organization that was deeply hidden in the human race, and began his busy career in the workplace.

However, because he is still a newcomer for the time being, his direct leader Zheng Qin has not assigned him many tasks for the time being, at most he is typing and sending documents. So Hao Yun was very leisurely during this time.

He spent most of his energy on buying breakfast for Xiaobai's soft girl, of course, Xiaobai originally refused.

"I never eat breakfast." She said.

"It's not a good habit."

Hao Yun pointed his fingers and talked eloquently: "After a night's sleep, our body has accumulated a lot of stomach acid in the stomach. If you don't eat food in the morning to neutralize it, the stomach acid will irritate the gastric mucosa, and it will cause stomach ulcers over time. “

"Hao Yun, you know a lot!" Xiaobai fakely complimented, in fact, I was unhappy in my heart, and you had a stomach ulcer.

"I'm not done yet." Hao Yun pressed Xiaobai's novel book on the table, "If you don't eat breakfast, the balanced diet that your body needs will not be met, and the energy you need in the morning can only be replenished by consuming sugar and protein in your body." Over time, it can cause metabolic disorders, resulting in dry, wrinkled skin. And if you don't eat breakfast, when you have lunch, you will eat a lot more, so you will get fatter and fatter. You think that you can lose weight by skipping breakfast, which can only backfire. ”

Xiaobai pursed her lips and watched the boy talk in front of her, she thought that Hao Yun was completely talking nonsense.

However, the problem of weight is better to believe than to believe that it is not! What if?

"I like to drink soy milk and bean brain, but I can't get up in the morning." Xiaobai replied hesitantly. When I thought of growing a few catties of meat during this time, my heart was particularly desperate.

She has the gas to get up, and she procrastinates, and sets more than a dozen alarms every day, but she always waits until work time to get up. At that time, the roadside breakfast was already sold out.

Xiaobai, this is also in the unit, if it was in an ordinary company, the boss would have driven this late master away. No matter how beautiful it is, it can't be.

This is the end of the conversation, but Xiaobai knows Hao Yun's careful thoughts, and he will definitely bring himself breakfast.

But the next morning, when Xiaobai came to the office, he was still shocked by the dozen cups of various soy milk and bean brains piled on his desk.

"I look so edible?" She asked Hao Yun angrily, "You're wasting money." ”

"I don't know which flavor you like." Hao Yun touched his face, "So I took a turn and bought all the shops with five-star reviews, you see which one you like to eat, and I will help you take it in the future." ”

"Humph! Or a waste of money! ”

Xiao Bai snorted coldly to hide his very useful expression.

Others hardly come in the morning, usually just two people in the office to watch over the house, killing time.

After serving Xiaobai's breakfast, Hao Yun will open the office computer with the dream configuration, and specially find some special games to play, such as eating chicken, duck, and fish. After eating, he also sent a screenshot of the configuration to the game group and asked everywhere:

"Which big guy will help me see why I play Minesweeper will be stuck, is the computer going to be upgraded? I'm on this computer I9 CPU, dual Tita

X graphics card, 64G RAM, 2T SSD. ”

“…… Slut fuck off! "There's no need to upgrade your computer, smash it!" "The trench is inhumane! "The big guy sends a red envelope! ”

While playing the game, I chatted with Xiaobai without a word. The director was almost invisible all day long, and Ah Guang occasionally appeared, but stared at the computer without saying a word, not knowing what he was doing.

After getting off work in the evening, Hao Yun would send Xiaobai home, and then the two would chat late on WeChat.

Life is comfortable.

However, no matter how idle you are, there will always be a time to do something, just like a pure and kind girl, there will always be a few days of in her life.

On this morning, Hao Yun told Xiaobai several half-yellow jokes in a row, and the simple soft girl was amused.

This measure must be taken well, the vegetarian jokes are boring, the meat jokes are suspected of verbal harassment, and the so-called office sexual harassment, most of which are greasy uncles. Hao Yun is still quite scheming.

The two of them were giggling, Director Zheng didn't know where he came out, and there was a cat in his hand, which seemed to be caught from the yard of the unit.

"Huh? Is there nothing to do at such a leisurely pace? Ah Guang is not here? That's what you need to do. ”

Director Zheng, you still have a cat on your old hand, don't you have a bad conscience when you say that we are leisurely?

This is really, people sit at home, and the pot comes from heaven. Laugh twice and provoke whom! Just as he was sighing in his heart, Ah Guang came back, with no expression on his cold face.

But I always think you're laughing!

"This time you are going to a world called Glias, low martial arts and low demons, there is no difficulty." Ah Guang took out the intelligence materials that had been prepared for a long time, "According to the data forecast of the World Monitoring Center, the war index in the world has increased abnormally, and the population base has begun to decline at an accelerated pace. If left untouched, the natives of the world of Glyas will become extinct within 300 years. All you have to do is investigate the cause of the world's anomalies. ”

"Wait a minute." Lao Zheng stroked Ah Meow and found that it was a little greasy. He answered the phone just now, and it wasn't clear what the center was saying, so now he had to ask, "Glyas, I have a little impression, isn't it a world without sovereignty?" They're dead, and it's none of our business. ”

"Actually, it has something to do with it."

Ah Guang flipped through the fax sent by the center, "According to the Law of the Great Thousand Three Thousand Worlds, of course the Alliance has no obligation to protect Glias. However, Article 133 of the Law on the Growth of All Heavens and All Creatures is quoted above, which states that 'all intelligent beings in the heavens have the fundamental right to live freely, and if the misconduct of the Alliance jeopardizes this right, the Alliance is obliged to correct it', which is this provision. ”

"Is there such a rule?" Lao Zheng is confused, his work depends on experience, and the study of law has never been taken to heart, not to mention this kind of law that is rarely cited, "How does this provision sound so similar to suspicion of guilt, how can there be a reason to find your own misconduct." If we don't go and investigate, won't there be no misconduct? ”

"Okay." Ah Guang casually threw all the information in his hand into the trash, "I checked the public account information of the alliance, and it seems that I am very optimistic about the world of Glyas, and the construction investment company has bought a lot of land over there in recent years." ”

"I would have said that earlier. Xiao Hao, go ahead, do a good job! ”

Zheng Qin waved his hand, looking like he had expected it. If people die, Jiantou will lose a sum of money, so much land is waiting for grass to grow.

Hao Yun glanced at Xiaobai, and the soft girl opened her beautiful big eyes, and looked straight at the two of them talking, as if they were listening carefully. It's just that Hao Yun has been with her for a while, and he roughly knows a little bit about this stupid girl.

Whenever Xiaobai is 0-0 like this, looking at you with wide eyes and talking, she must be wandering into the world, maybe thinking about a novel or variety show.

If she is really listening to you, her eyes will wander carelessly.

Unreliable, Hao Yun sighed, and decided that it would be better to figure it out by himself than to rely on the unreliable Xiaobai.

"So, to put it simply, let's save the world? Is there any support from the unit? Can you be on call for a chrono strike or something? Generally, for a big mission like this, there will definitely be a space fleet to cooperate, right? ”

Ah Guang glanced at him strangely, thinking to himself Isn't the humanoid Big Ivan standing next to you, and the infinite ammunition is fired continuously. Aston Martin has it, what more bike do you want?

Zheng Qin couldn't sit still, he slammed the teacup on the table and threw the cat to the ground.

The old cat landed as steady as an old dog, and meowed under the table.

You see, Lao Zheng is always very majestic when talking about work.

"It's for you to investigate, not for a mass extinction." He looked like he hated iron but not steel, "Find out the causes and consequences of the large-scale war in Glyas, solve it easily if it is simple, report it back if it is complicated, and send experts here to send experts over." ”

He paused for a while, seeing that Xiaobai still had no reaction, and reluctantly continued to advise:

"Comrade Xiaobai, are you my leader! I'm begging you! Don't come up and reason with people. The top is optimistic about the world of Glyas, if you tell everyone about it, how can I deal with it? ”

"Oh yes!"

Aggrieved bun face.

Hao Yun was puzzled and hurriedly asked, "Director, is the population over there very important to us?" Or do we have any rules for our work, such as not killing people, hiding our strength, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? Generally, a mysterious institution like ours will have this kind of inexplicable Virgin rule, and also, is it absolutely impossible to expose the information of the Alliance? ”

"Aren't you talking nonsense. No one, who to build so many houses to sell? "Xiao Hao is still good, it is worth cultivating, but this business is not familiar enough. Director Zheng also patiently explained.

"What is the population? Population is the market, it's GDP! To put it farther, there are 800,000 scroll scribes in Serrell's plastic energy industrial park, all of whom are great magician degrees, with an annual output of 1.2 billion fireball scrolls, and they can't export so many copies when they are full?! Speaking of closer, the Celestial Empire makes 200 billion stainless steel basins a year, do you think they are all going to replace old mobile phones? ”

"Huh? Isn't it? ”

"Superficial! Can the plane exit be understood? A few days ago, a big guy used 50 billion stainless steel basins to exchange for 3 superb flying swords in a Xianxia world, supporting GPS navigation, built-in 1000 cubic meters of storage space, as well as customized sound effects and limited skins, which can be switched in flight, just ask you if you are sassy. Director Zheng continued to educate, "Xiao Hao, you have to figure out our responsibilities and missions. Every world is a vast market. We are vigorously developing the rural dimension, which is to improve their consumption level. A poor and backward plane can only sell some towels and socks. A wealthy and developed plane can sell floating islands and spaceships to them. Therefore, our work is to alleviate poverty and solve problems, not to engage in world-destroying tragedies. ”

Hao Yun: "......"

Evil capitalists!

I really thought my job was to save the world!

"You are saving the world, you are saving thousands of industrial workers and excess production capacity, you are their savior, you are their immortal emperor!" Lao Zheng patted the little comrade's shoulder encouragingly.

Although what you said is reasonable, Director, I always feel that something is wrong.

Then he changed into his uniform, took his briefcase, and stuffed a bunch of papers into it. There are three sets of uniforms for the urban and rural committees, which are hooded robes corresponding to the medieval world, hooded pullovers corresponding to the modern world, and onesies corresponding to the future world, uh, this one has no hood.

There was nothing new in the teleportation process, and he logged in to the "Plane Business Platform" on Ah Guang's computer, and chose to go on a business trip, and Hao Yun and Xiaobai were ready.

"The world of Glias is similar to the earth, the environment is suitable, and the security is high. Therefore, the business trip allowance is 120 yuan a day. Ah Guang sat in front of the computer for a while, and was a little worried that the two of them thought that the standard of travel expenses was low, so he added a special sentence.

Because he himself avoided this job because the difference was too low, how to look at it and how not to draw it. He did his own private work and could not exceed this number in one day.

This time there is no "Do you want to know the meaning of life?" There is only a simple confirmation button. After Ah Guang pressed it, Xiaobai and Hao Yun disappeared from the office at once.