209 Fairy Grandpa
"Damn, what the hell is the weather forecast." Zhang Heng rode in the deep forest for most of the day, but encountered a heavy rain.
Due to the urgency and heaviness of the rain, Zhang Heng had to follow the animals fleeing in the deep forest to find a place to take shelter from the rain, although it was okay to hide in the queen's space, but in this way, he would lose the purpose of exploring the places where these animals would often stay.
Zhang Heng, who was wearing an invisibility cloak, kept running behind the animals, there were too many animals, and he could only pick a few guys that he could catch up.
After running for a while, these animals took Zhang Heng to find a small cave.
The cave is not big, the entrance of the cave is only 2 meters high, and the depth of the cave is only five or six meters, such an ordinary cave has attracted Zhang Heng's attention, because there are charcoal ashes in it, and there is a bed made of dry grass under the innermost cave wall.
Yes, it's the bed, and anyone who has lived in modern life or watched some series of so-called falling off a cliff and picking up treasure can see the real use of this thing on the ground.
"Is there any mistake that there are people living here?" Zhang Heng looked at these things on the ground with a flashlight.
The sudden flash of the flashlight startled the animals sheltering from the rain in the cave, and of course it was nothing more than that, and after a moment of commotion, the herbivores found a corner or stood or crouched quietly waiting for the rain to stop.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, the rain god is looking for me again."
Just as Zhang Heng was resting in the cave, a shout came from outside the cave, and then a black shadow ran in.
Zhang Heng turned the flashlight to look, and the black shadow immediately covered his face with his hand, and the animals on the side didn't seem to be nervous, so they stayed in their respective places.
"Who are you? What are you doing in Bendi's dormitory? The guy who was covering his face with his hand asked after finding a suitable angle.
"Bendi? Bedroom? What the hell is this? Zhang Heng complained in his heart.
"Who are you? What are you doing in the mountains and forests? Zhang Heng asked out loud.
"Deep mountains and old forests? This is Bendi's garden, Bendi has lived here for 100,000 years, you see, these little animals are Bendi's pets. ”
Zhang Heng pulled the corners of his mouth, it is true that he often stays with you, and seeing that the guys here are not afraid of you at all, he knows that these animals often come here to take shelter from the rain.
"Then may I ask which emperor your Excellency is?"
"I am the Jade Emperor."
"Poof"
"Jade, Jade Emperor?" Zhang Heng asked with a smile.
"Why, you mortal don't believe it?"
Zhang Heng moved the flashlight to the side, and after the light was gone, this person no longer covered himself.
This is an old man, of course, as far as the current image is concerned, it does look like an old man, with a full head of gray and white hair, a long beard, obviously this is a man who has lived in the deep forest for a long time.
But this neatly combed look doesn't look like a person living in such an environment at all.
Zhang Heng looked at the old man in front of him who was speechless for a while.
"What? Now I believe that I am the Jade Emperor? The old man reached out and patted the raindrops on his body.
Zhang Heng swallowed his saliva, didn't answer, and asked again: "Jade Emperor, what happened to the rain god you said just now that came to you?" ”
"Oh, this rain god, he was sent by my enemy, so that the widow might be wounded. I still remember that a long time ago, the widow was picking spiritual fruits in this back garden, and the enemy sent the rain god to drench the widow, and then the widow felt uncomfortable all over his body, and almost died because of it. ”
Zhang Heng almost laughed out loud when he heard this, this guy must have something wrong with his brain, he thought it would be some kind of world-weary person who ran into seclusion in the mountains, but according to the current situation, this is a person with mental problems.
"Ahem, that, I want to ask, Jade Emperor, who is your enemy?"
"My enemy? Of course, it's my queen mother, and the princes, and princesses. ”
Yes, Zhang Heng has a rough idea, this old man must feel that his wife and children are going to harm him, as soon as this disease occurs, he has an obsession, but he doesn't know how he ran into this deep forest.
"Back to the Jade Emperor, now the Queen Mother and several princes have stepped down."
"What? Stepped down? Who defeated them? The old man was taken aback and hurriedly asked.
"Yes, the West Heaven is coming."
"What, the West Heaven is like a come? Sure enough, it's this guy, this guy has coveted the territory of this emperor for a long time, and he didn't expect to take advantage of the emperor's fall to rob the emperor's territory. So who are you? Why did you bring an artifact to the widow? ”
Hey, your sister, you have to make up an identity.
"The subordinate is the true monarch of Qingyuan Miaodao, and I came here this time to invite the Jade Emperor to come out of the mountain and drive this bald man out of our territory."
"It turned out to be Erlang Shenjun, uh, is the artifact in the hand of that Shenjun the Heavenly Eye?" The old man stepped forward and took a closer look at Zhang Heng's forehead.
Oh shit, what do you give me this flashlight.
"Yes, yes, his subordinate Shan Ligu was injured by the bald people, and in desperation, he had to take off the eye of heaven and escaped with the power of the eye of heaven."
"I see." The old man touched his long beard and nodded, "Then Emperor Ben will go out of the mountain with the Divine Monarch to regain our territory." So saying, he was about to go out of the cave.
Zhang Heng hurriedly stepped forward and stopped: "Jade Emperor, now that the rain god is still casting spells outside, let's wait for this rain god to leave before we set off, and by the way, we can also call our remnants to come together to lead the Jade Emperor out of the mountain." ”
"Okay, okay, then the emperor will wait until the rain god is gone to meet those bald people."
Zhang Heng was helpless, and finally persuaded the old man, in case he went out in the middle of the night to let this guy catch a cold, it would be troublesome.
By dawn, the rain had finally stopped.
After Zhang Heng continued to wait in the cave for a while, Cao Zongwei finally brought someone over, and wanted to speak as soon as he saw Zhang Heng, but immediately stopped when he saw Zhang Heng's expression.
Cao Zongwei felt a sense of shame welling up, but he still tried to suppress it, and said, "Jade Emperor, it's too white to take over." ”
When Zhang Heng heard this, he almost laughed.
"Too white? Taibai, did you escape too? Great, are these my heavenly soldiers? ”
Several team members who came over immediately turned red, but after being glared at by Cao Zongwei, they had no choice but to start acting.
"Hahaha, very good, very good, is this my car, come, come, follow Bendi to conquer those bald people." The old man laughed a few times and got into a car.
Zhang Heng and Cao Zongwei entered another car, and as soon as they entered, Cao Zongwei pulled down his face, looked at Zhang Heng and said, "Where did you find this guy again?" ”
Zhang Heng laughed embarrassedly: "I came to shelter from the rain in the middle of the night and met it, do you believe it?" ”
"Hehehe" Cao Zongwei sneered a few times, believe in your size, you came twice, and both times you caught such a weird thing.
The car quickly arrived at the local hospital, "Hahaha, bald people, see how Bendi cleans you up." The old man laughed when he got out of the car.
However, before he laughed, he was caught by several white coats, pressed to the hospital bed, and pushed into the hospital.
Cao Zongwei scratched his head a few times and sighed: "Okay, this person has already been sent out, now check his body, and then find his family." ”
"Then I'll go back and rest first." Zhang Heng turned around to leave.
Cao Zongwei hurriedly stopped and asked, "Do you still want to go at night?" "I'm so scared of you, please don't go at night.
Seeing him like this, Zhang Heng said, "Don't worry, I have other things to do recently, and I will probably rest for a few days." ”
Hearing this, Cao Zongwei finally breathed a sigh of relief, and it would probably be able to stop for a few days.