Chapter 160: Scumbag
It was another casual afternoon, and the foursome of the 177th branch of the Discipline Inspection Commission gathered again at Lindbergh's house to occupy the magpie's nest.
The theme this time is to tell ghost stories, which is quite an innocent girl-style activity, but the sun and wind outside the house are smooth, which really doesn't match the atmosphere of ghost stories. Therefore, the four girls covered their heads with tablecloths to cover the light, and their heads were surrounded by mobile phones.
The faint light of the mobile phone screen shines on the face from the bottom up, giving it a terrifying atmosphere.
"At that time, the plumber had been working in the sewer for a long time, but he could not find the leak. He held up his flashlight, looked left and right, and always felt that something was peeping in the dark. ”
Saten Tears learns the hoarse tone of a third-rate magic stick to create an eerie atmosphere, and also flickers the light of the mobile phone around, imitating the way the plumber in the story holds a flashlight.
"Don't shake it, get to the point!" Her friend Hatsuharu urged. As a roommate, she will be destroyed by this optimistic stupid big man almost every night, and she knows very well that if she doesn't urge, the tears will definitely be like this "woo woo" and "babble" pretending to be a ghost for a long time, instead of pushing the plot seriously.
The so-called number of water words is nothing more than that.
"The plumber seems to hear footsteps ahead, is there someone over there? Feed! The plumber shouted and held up his flashlight to shine ahead, but the glow of the flashlight became weaker and weaker.
What's going on, the plumber thought to himself, isn't it the battery that was just changed yesterday? Puzzled, he put the flashlight back in his tool bag and pressed against the wall, groping his way forward. ”
"Wait a minute!"
This time it's Mikoto Misaka, who has read too many detective novels and found the plot unreasonable.
"Why should the plumber keep moving when the flashlight is dead. Also, this kind of bridge where there is a strange sound in front of it but the flashlight happens to be out of power, it is obvious that a strange incident is about to happen, but why don't the victims in every story have such an awareness! ”
"Sister-sama! Curiosity kills cats, and I won't flinch when I encounter such a strange incident. ”
"That's because of the responsibility of the Discipline Inspection Commission."
"It's obvious that my sister is too timid, and she has no resistance to ghosts or anything."
"The least daring here is early spring."
"Saten, why are you taking me!"
Four little girls quarreled. A few days ago, the sewer green ghost incident, which caused a stir on the Internet, ended with the collapse of the low-angle photography club.
President An Ze Shiming and other four key elements were arrested, and what awaits them will be legal sanctions, and the verbal and written criticism of the feminist fighters, which are not to be overshadowed.
But the rumors of ghost sightings in the sewers did not disappear with it, but intensified. The plumber that Satien is talking about is the latest version.
"The footsteps stopped abruptly, there was no sound around, and in the darkness, the plumber was really a little scared."
"Ding Dong!"
He felt some cold wind on his neck, but he didn't dare to look back, just stepped back step by step... Back off... Suddenly, he felt a chill on his neck! ”
Speaking of this, Tears suddenly put their hands into Hatsuharu's neck. Hatsuharu, who had been listening very seriously, was so frightened that he screamed.
"Zo... Saten...... What are you doing? Don't scare me like that, stupid!! ”
Saten smiled evilly and continued the ghost story:
The plumber reached out and touched it, and it was a cold liquid dripping on his neck, could it be that there was a corpse on top of his head? And the blood oozing from the corpse is dripping on his body? The plumber looked up slowly and in fear...... He saw ......"
"Ding-dong."
"He saw the leaking pipe connection, and it was here. The plumber breathed a sigh of relief, he put down his kit and crouched on the ground rummaging for tools. ”
"What......"
The other three people who listened to the story breathed a sigh of relief, the atmosphere had reached the most critical moment, but now they found a false alarm, and they couldn't help but complain loudly when they were relieved that the guy who made up this ghost story was too good at trickery, wasn't it just the sound of water leakage.
But don't forget, when it's most critical, you suddenly relax, followed by the unfolding of high-energy pictures, isn't it a common routine for ghost stories.
Suddenly, the plumber who was squatting on the ground found that there was a pair of feet hanging in front of his eyes!
Sure enough, the tears instantly drew the attention of their companions back.
Hatsu Chun's teeth chattered and gurgled softly. The roommate was so cooperative, and Tears was satisfied, but—
"Koharu, you're a bit pompous like this, I haven't gotten to the point yet, why are you shaking like this."
"In the early spring, as a member of the Discipline Inspection Committee, you are so unqualified."
Saten and Shirai begin to laugh at Hatsuharu, but Mikoto doesn't participate, and she feels that she is not the one who is most afraid of ghosts, and she is suddenly full of pride.
"No... No...... "The petite and honest early spring was still trembling, "have you noticed that there are five faces here!" ”
The four-member group of the 177th branch of the Discipline Inspection Commission, Satentoshi, Hatsuharu Shiori, Shirai Kuroko, and Mikoto Misaka gathered around and told ghost stories with a tablecloth over their heads. But after saying this in the early spring, everyone counted.
One, two, three, four, five, there are literally five faces all together!
"Wow!!!"
The little girls immediately exploded, screaming, and running away. If you talk about being afraid of ghosts, who is still a little girl.
Lindbergh stood in the middle of the activity room and twisted his neck, inexplicably holding the tablecloth.
"Mr. Kobayashi!!!" Tears was the first to react, and she was mad with anger, "Don't you feel ashamed! Stupid! ”
A forty-year-old rough uncle, sneaking into the activity room of a teenage girl and eavesdropping on ghost stories, this shameful behavior is simply-
Potluck.
"As an excellent people's teacher, isn't it natural to participate in the activities of the students, Zuotian, you should feel honored."
Lindbergh shamelessly defended his perverted behavior. But even the most eloquent sunspots can't refute it. Because the outstanding teacher trophy specially awarded by the college council is being placed on the display shelf.
Sparkling.
"Mr. Kobayashi, your behavior like this is really very, very ...... Faux pas! ”
The companions seemed to be suppressed by Lindbergh's shameless aura and could not move. It's more likely that you're angry and speechless. At this time, Mai Tamin stood up, and Princess Dengeki was never afraid of strong enemies, even in the field where she must lose (shameless), she would never shrink her legs.
"Speaking of faux pas." Lindbergh casually threw the tablecloth back on the table, "I think it's a real faux pas to keep the doorbell ringing and not open the door." ”
Ding dong!
"Huh?"
"It's coming, it's coming! Sorry, sorry! ”
The tearful woman was full of strength and went to open the door in a hurry.
A girl holding a pot of flowers was waiting quietly at the door, wearing a Tokiwadai school uniform and an inappropriate pale pink woolen scarf. She had shiny black hair and was ridiculously coiled around her head with a disposable chopstick. Under the hair, there is a thrillingly beautiful face, even if she is also a woman, her tears are almost blinded by this demure beauty.
The only drawback may be the ears. Her ears were a bit strangely shaped, and the wounds were faintly visible on them. It's like...... Some were cut off.
"Excuse me... Who are you looking for. Saten Tears calmed her mind for a while, looked at the uniform worn by the strange girl, and asked, "Are you looking for Misaka-senpai?" ”
"I'm looking for Mr. Ogawa, Saten-san," the girl timidly saluted her slightly, and her sweet voice was transmitted to Saten's tears through the Force, "I'm Lucie, the teacher's disciple." ”
Lindbergh was lazily half-lying on the couch, dressed in ridiculous cartoon pajamas.
Under the pretext that she needed to make dinner, Saten Tears hid in the kitchen without saying a word.
Lucieun sat quietly on the little stool, not saying a word.
Saten's friends, Hatsuharu, Mikoto, and Kuroko, stand in front of Lindbergh menacingly, their eyes fierce enough to kill a cat.
The atmosphere is awkward, and you can smell the strong smell of palace fighting.
When Tears learned that her "Teacher Kobayashi" had "other disciples" outside, this cheerful and boyish little girl felt so wronged.
Very, very sad, I almost shed tears in front of my companions, so I had to find a super bad excuse and hide in the kitchen.
Tears didn't know why she was sad, she was just confused. But every one of her companions knew very well why.
The juniors have come to the door, can the girlfriends still hide? You must stand up and denounce the scumbag and the vixen and stand up for your sisters.
Since Lucie was wearing Tokiwadai's school uniform, she lowered her head as soon as she came in, and her aura was very weak, making it difficult for people to associate with the vixen. Moreover, I learned from Zuo Tian's mouth that this weak girl is still a disabled person (mute). Kind-hearted little girls are even less likely to blame her.
Isn't it obvious that this kind of thing must be the fault of men! The shameless teacher Kobayashi, on the premise of having tears at home, also harmed another little girl outside. This little girl obviously didn't know, she didn't know the sinister society, and after being deceived by a scumbag, she stupidly found her home. At this moment, he collided with the main owner, and he was so frightened that he lowered his head and didn't dare to speak. I guess my heart is more sad than tears now.
And the culprit who caused this tragedy, the shameless man who mutilated two innocent girls, was still leaning on the old god.
It's as if nothing happened!
"Shameless!"
Unexpectedly, the first to shoot was the usually most well-behaved early spring ornament, and the bigger bugs could scare her half to death. But now, the good sister has been wronged like this, and her eyes are about to burst into flames, and infinite courage burns in her breasts.
Syllable!
The little girl slapped Lindbergh in the face.
After doing such a bold thing, Hatsuharu Mori also ran into the kitchen with his face covered, and after a while, the sound of good sisters hugging and crying together came from inside.
It was really not until this point that Lindbergh sensed that something was wrong. He covered his right cheek with a confused face, and a slap in the early spring was even softer than a stroke for this Nordic man, but this behavior was amazing.
"Huh?! What's wrong with me?! Why do you want to hit the teacher?! ”
"Bastard! Give me a little bit of a teacher's awareness! A billion volts rose from Mai Trin's body, "Obviously tears are so good... So gentle and lovely... A female model with full marks in housekeeping, willing to favor you, an old man, is already a godsend! You scum don't cherish it! Dare to look for a junior outside!
Sinners who provoke tears, accept the punishment of thunder and lightning! ”
The electric sparks of Bilibili converged into a thunderbolt spear at Mai Trin's fingertips, mercilessly smashing into Lindbergh, who was shocked.