Zhang Heng hung up the phone, and kept cursing Baiyun in his mouth, even cursing himself for drowning in the river, and the women were all big pigs' trotters.

Zhang Heng, who had lo-mei hanging on the handlebar, came to the river again.

The cold wind blew the wicker by the river, and if a single dog came running in the middle of the night, it might be scared out of the sick.

"Well, it's delicious." Zhang Heng put on disposable gloves, grabbed a piece of duck neck, and stuffed it into his mouth.

Well, spicy.

"Huhuhu." Zhang Heng exhaled so spicily, so that he could relieve this mouth.

Zhang Heng's appearance looks like a different scene in the eyes of others.

A couple of men and women who sprinkled dog food everywhere happened to hook up and come here for a walk.

"Look, that person over there looks so miserable, these tears and snot are flowing out, he must have been abandoned." The woman said.

"Yes, look at that pile of beer, this is going to use wine to kill your sorrows, it looks like it's quite young, hey, young people fall out of love once like this, it seems that they are still not mature enough."

"yes."

Zhang Heng wiped his eyes with his hands, and tears flowed out, this is spicy, spicy.

Zhang Heng stuck out his tongue, and then grabbed a duck rack and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Look at that look, I don't know if the woman abandoned him, you see how hard the bite is, click, this is the hatred to the extreme, I can't wait to break the other party's body into pieces."

"Well, you have a point." The man praised.

Zhang Heng almost jumped up and kicked this pair of dog food, are you thinking too richly, don't you have a clicking sound when you bite the bones.

Zhang Heng felt that if he stayed here, he would definitely be driven crazy by this pair, so he brought up canned beer.

"Look, you're drinking, hey, poor man." The woman sighed.

Zhang Heng's hands froze in mid-air when he heard this, and he looked down at the beer in his hand, I'll go.

"Hey, the dog food on the other side, can you get out of the way." Zhang Heng yelled over there.

"Huh? You see the man began to sprinkle. The woman ducked behind the man and said in fear.

The man was shocked, and took a step forward to block the woman, "Don't be afraid, with me, a drunkard counts as a ball." ”

I'm rubbing, Zhang Heng is going crazy, where are these dog men and women, they are addicted to sprinkling dog food, right?

"You guys get out of here, or be careful that the labor and management get drunk, and the two of you will go together."

"Holy." The man screamed, pulled the woman and turned away, and said as he walked: "I'm rubbing, it turns out to be a pervert, and even I want to go on it." ”

"Quick, let's go, the pervert is going crazy." The woman yelled.

Zhang Heng is full of black lines, where did this heartless crazy couple come from, but the two left, this is in line with Zhang Heng's mind, if these two people continue to stay, either Zhang Heng can only leave by himself, or he will go crazy.

Without the interruption of the two, Zhang Heng ate more happily, and his snot and tears kept flowing.

Finally, a big bag of lo-mei is left with a bag of bones.

"Huh~~~" Zhang Heng exhaled, only feeling that the upper and lower lips were hot, numb, cool, just one word, if you want to use 2 words, it is very cool.

Zhang Heng looked at the bones in the bag, "Well, if you think about it, you won't mind if there is meat here." ”

Zhang Heng took out the mineral water with satisfaction and dried it up in a few sips.

"Huh?" Zhang Heng sat on the chair to rest, and suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach, this is the rhythm to vent.

Zhang Heng carried the bag and searched for it by the river, and gradually clamped his legs and covered his stomach with one hand, "I'll go, I'll go." ”

Zhang Heng felt that he couldn't do it anymore, "I'm rubbing, I'm going to die, I'm going to die." In a hurry, Zhang Heng finally remembered to pick up his mobile phone and look for it on the map.

Well, it's 200 meters away next door.

Zhang Heng clamped his muscles and ran to WC in small steps.

"Puff Puff"

"Whew~~~~"

After Zhang Hengyi passed, he felt very comfortable.

It's a pity that as soon as I got out of the WC door, there was another squirm like a river and a sea.

"Oops, a Zhang Heng ran in again holding his stomach.

After three or four times, Zhang Heng felt that he couldn't do it, and he had to find someone to save his life, otherwise he would have to hang in this toilet today.

"Hey, big sister help."

"Puff Puff"

Grabbing the mobile phone, the hands-free white cloud body stiffened, the muscles on the face trembled violently, and the face was cloudy and uncertain, as if ink could drip out with a pinch.

Lao Wang and the others on the side covered their mouths and squatted on the ground holding their stomachs, careful not to let their laughter go out.

"What are you going to do?" Bai Yun asked with a helpless sigh.

"Sister, when I came to the river, I stopped by the pharmacy to buy a box of epsom and stop, I was in the XXX public toilet, oh, and bring more tissues." Zhang Heng can only exert his shameless spirit now.

Bai Yun, who hung up the phone, almost smashed the phone to the ground, where did this kid come from, I feel that after meeting this kid in the past two days, everything has not gone well, is this a troublemaker or the reincarnation of a disaster star.

"Team, captain, are you going?" Oda asked cautiously, shrinking to the side.

"Hmph," Bai Yun snorted coldly, "Get up for me, get in the car and leave." ”

"Well, Captain, it's not appropriate for us to go, we're not going to be light bulbs." Lao Wang said shyly.

", are you sick, do you want me to go in the men's bathroom?" Captain Bai Yun and the three of them shouted, taking the three of them to the river to see if there was anything wrong, well, just by the way.

The three of them thought about it, what the captain said was so reasonable, could it be possible to let the captain go to the men's toilet, this fragrant went in, and it stinked when it came out.

Just as Zhang Heng was about to squat to death inside, there was a knock on the door next door, and then Xiao Tian's voice came: "What about people?" What about people? I'm here to deliver the paper. ”

Zhang Heng's whole body trembled, this guy Xiao Tian, the sound of knocking on the door and talking just now was so terrifying, your uncle is going to be scary.

"What about people? What about people? Then, there was a knock on Zhang Heng's door.

"That's it, the paper is coming from underneath." Zhang Heng was afraid that this guy was making that kind of creepy sound, so he hurriedly spoke up.

Soon, a hand came in, still holding a pack of tissues.

Looking at the hand that came in, Zhang Heng couldn't help but think of some X stories he had heard before, and now thinking of these stories in this environment, Zhang Heng's hair suddenly stood on end.

"Huh" Zhang Heng snatched the tissue, then wiped his buttocks, and stood up tremblingly, "Uh, my legs can't use my strength, I'm numb." Zhang Heng wanted to cry, so he had to move out little by little.

The four of Baiyun waited outside, and after waiting for a long time, they didn't see Zhang Heng come out, "Xiao Tian, are you sure you sent the right person?" Bai Yun tilted his head and looked at Xiao Tian.

"Definitely, I knocked on the door, and it was his voice inside." Oda confirmed.

Just as Bai Yun was about to call Lao Wang in to confirm whether Zhang Heng was dead inside, Zhang Heng pouted his buttocks, leaned forward and slowly moved out.

“。。。。。。”

"You're numb?" Lao Jiang looked at Zhang Heng and asked.

Zhang Heng nodded, and when he got closer, a smell of sulfur dioxide rushed to his face.

"Vomit" Bai Yun and the four jumped away retching.

"I'll go, Zhang Heng, are you pulling your pants, you said earlier, I'll buy you a pair of underwear by the way." Lao Wang exclaimed.

Zhang Heng's face was green, pulling the calf, what was pulling his pants, "You try squatting in it for an hour to see if you are also covered with this smell like me." ”

Lao Wang touched his head in embarrassment, and then handed over a box of medicine, "What did you eat, so serious?" ”

The four of Bai Yun were all curious, what kind of thing would pull like this, could it be food poisoning?