The title of Fanmen God can be said to be a long story, and it is another earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, moving tears, and touching hatred of the rivers and lakes.

On the third day of military training, the rain god was silent, and it rained a rain that was not too big or small, Liang Chen and they all laughed when they got up, even if it was early self-study, the whole class previewed the *** "Qinyuan Spring Changsha" to be studied for the first time. I don't know who started it, and the momentum of the recitation came out at once.

"In the cold autumn of independence, the Xiangjiang River goes north, and the orange island is headed. Look at the mountains red all over, the forests are dyed; The river is clear and transparent, and hundreds of boats compete for the stream. The eagle strikes the sky, the fish soars to the shallow bottom, and all kinds of frost compete freely. Confused, ask the vast earth, who is the master of ups and downs?

Bring hundreds of couples to travel, reminiscing about the past eventful years. Just a classmate is young, in his prime, bookish, and scolds Fang Xuan. Pointing to the country, inspiring words, the dung was ten thousand households. Have you ever remembered that when you hit the water in the middle of the stream, the waves curb the flying boat! ”

The seventh class of high school was reading at the beginning, and somehow the next class also followed them, wave after wave, all the way through, and finally the whole grade was reciting this poem. At that time, reading poetry was happy, but happiness was always short-lived.

At nine o'clock, everyone didn't expect the instructor to arrive at the classroom on time, everyone ignored him, and no one spoke first.

"It's raining! The military posture is not enough, so we will practice the sitting posture. Actually, I don't want to train either, but wait a minute! The leader above wants to come down to check, you sit for me for 30 minutes, and we will have a good rest for the morning, but that kid dares to play some moth and cause trouble for me, so why don't you go to the playground and come to emergency training, do you understand? Fan Menshen said as he slowly leaned towards Liang Chen.

"Instructor, don't you know what kind of person I am? It was to carry grass for the people and teach songs for the instructors; Be disciplined and dare to admit mistakes! Liang Chen said with a serious face.

Fan Menshen pointed at Liang Chen and said solemnly: "You kid be honest with me today, otherwise I will let you walk around the playground with your hands and feet." ”

Hearing this, Liang Chen nodded hurriedly, he didn't dare to make a mistake today, and besides, he didn't get up.

After more than 20 minutes, it was gone in the blink of an eye, but the leader of the inspection was still delayed, and some people in the class were already a little unable to hold on, and they straightened their backs and held on for forty minutes like a primary school student. Liang Chen and the others occasionally took advantage of the opportunity of the instructor to turn around, twisted their bodies from side to side, shook their necks, and yawned.

As soon as half an hour arrived, before the instructor could give the order, someone wanted to stand up. The instructor coughed, and everyone sat back again, Liang Chen was honest, he didn't move for half an hour, like a king. In fact, he also wanted to move, but the god of Fanmen stared at him like a toad looking at its prey.

Seeing that the leader who came to inspect had not yet arrived, Fan Men God went out to look, and when he returned to the classroom, he asked the whole class to move their bodies. After less than a minute, Teacher Mu walked to the classroom and muttered a few words to Fan Menshen, nodded to each other, and left.

"After the activity is done, continue to sit training, today everyone has to learn from Liang Chen, you look at other people's sitting posture, that perseverance! I'm sure I'll live a long life! The classmates below also laughed for a while, Liang Chen sighed, patted his head, and smiled bitterly.

"Okay, the leader is coming soon, I have to go out to stand guard for you, you sit down for me in the classroom, or don't make trouble for me." After saying that, the instructor came to a standard left turn and walked in unison, one folded his legs, and stood firm with a "snap", and the demeanor of the soldier was fully revealed.

"Hey!" Zhou Jun, who was at the same table, squeezed Liang Chen twice with his elbow and said, "You don't see that the instructor looks like a door god." ”

Liang Chen glanced at Fan Gang standing outside the door with the afterglow of his eyes, because Liang Chen always had Fan Gang looking at him in his heart, he unconsciously generated a fear program in his mind, and even when he looked at him now, he just glanced at him, and then his eyes were taken back.

When he first saw it for the first time, Liang Chen didn't see much of it, but the more times he looked at it, Liang Chen's mind had the appearance of a door god. Fan Gang is not about 168 tall, it is estimated that he is about the same as Liang Chen, his body is strong, and he has a face that looks like Zhang Yide.

"Huh! Don't say that the more you look at it, the more it looks like it. Liang Chen whispered.

"Fanmen God, hey! Liang Zi, how about you give him the title of Fan Gate God. ”

Liang Chen's eyes bulged, his eyes were biased towards Zhou Jun and said, "Gotcha!" You don't want your father and me to live well. ”

Zhou Jun grinned, smiling rather than smiling, "When you're done, look at Dad, I won't clean you up." ”

"Liu Bingjian, you said, the instructor doesn't look like a door god." Zhou Jun asked.

Liu Bingjian, who was sitting in the back row, didn't hear Zhou Jun's words clearly, "Ah! With a sound, it alarmed the Fan Men God outside the door, and he coughed fiercely outside the door as a warning.

A few of them were honest too!

In the next plot, the leaders from the county shook hands with the instructor, turned around and left. And the nickname of Fanmen God, from the mouth of Zhou Jun and me, to the people, just a lunch time, the title of Fanmen God surpassed the previous Lao Fan and became the new favorite of our class.

As the saying goes: Heaven is a good reincarnation, and the heavens forgive anyone. I don't know if we lost our morality, or if our nickname was known to the god of Fanmen, the next morning, we received the second gift of this military training.

"Have you eaten less at noon today, kicking a positive step, from yesterday afternoon to now, kicking legs is still like that old Tan leg, are you Laotan sauerkraut instant noodles eating too much. The formation is not uniform, the sound of smashing the ground is like a duck's footboard, and tomorrow after the pass, you will have to report on the performance. Is it to be embarrassed in front of the whole school, is it that I have given you a good face in the past two days. "Fanmenshen's voice overpowered all the people in the playground, if it weren't for a sound press, our class would be famous in the whole school in military training.

This time Fan Menshen was really angry, Liang Chen really didn't blame them, in the last boys' team, the height difference was too much, the leader Zhou Jun was 175, and the last Li Xin was 158, kicking a step and a leg, the difference was a few centimeters, walking down twenty or thirty meters, and scattering the formation, it was also normal.

But Liang Chen won't come out again this time, this may really kill someone.

"I don't have any other means, listen to my command, let's walk again, and see the grass in front of me! Let's also learn the spirit of the Red Army to go through the grass once, walk well, rest, walk badly, consciously fist push-ups, understand? ”

Liang Chen was a little stunned, he didn't dare to speak with a breath in his heart, and Fan Menshen didn't answer everyone's questions, so he let him give orders.

"Don't talk, don't you, that's good! Then go straight to the start and ······ backwards Turn! Positive step ······ Walk! ”

"One-two-one, one-two-one, follow my rhythm, go wrong and adjust yourself, one-two-one, one-two-one······ Halt. After walking, Fan Men crossed his hands on his waist, gritted his teeth, and said loudly: "I consciously lie down"

Thinking of that time, Liang Chen himself would laugh, and when he was finished, not to mention the interval of each row, almost everyone's position was different between a row alone, no wonder Fan Menshen was furious, but it was Liang Chen who was angry at that time.

"See for yourself what you're doing, you've watched "I'm a Special Soldier"! I think the line in it is especially suitable for you, 'Because you're stupid, you're stupid, you're a rookie.'" It's been more than ten years since I debuted, and it's the first time I've seen you guys like this. "The god of Fanmen is around us, constantly hitting us, as for encouragement, I'm sorry his brain is never reserved.

"I'm talking about boxers, are you not good at brains, what a rookie! Then please use the bird's brain to think about it, how can you go well. Please straighten your legs, keep your wings in check, don't flutter, and kick me well. Think about your parents with your bird brains, they worked hard for you to study, and as a result, after a military training, you found that you have raised children for more than ten years and are a stupid bird, especially those parents who only have one child, and now it is too late to have another child, are you not ashamed? ”

Liang Chen didn't know what the others were doing, but he had a fire in his heart, burning the five internal organs and burning the liver and intestines. The young man had no temper and didn't want to fight. It's just that some "cowardice" locks our courage, ethics and morality bind that temper, and our rationality that exists until death. The so-called is like the resistance of the ancestors of May Fourth, but it is just to find some reasons to numb himself mentally for his incompetence, and after thinking about it carefully, it is very similar to Ah Q.

In fact, at that time, several boys were wide-eyed, and in an idiom they were angry, Fan Menshen half-squatted and looked over, and he could read our eyes at a glance, as long as he was not a fool or someone with zero EQ, he could see it.

"Yo! And the stupid birds who are not convinced! Fan Men God said loudly, "Get up"

"Are you not convinced" Fan Menshen's eyes were on fire, and he glared at Tang Song and the others fiercely.

Wang Yuan saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly said; Reports

"Speak" Fan Men God didn't move his head away at all, grinning his teeth and roaring.

"No dissatisfaction."

"What are you doing with that bird's eyes so wide?"

"I've been lying on the ground for a long time, and the oxygen supply is insufficient, so my eyes are so big."

"Good! It seems that there are still a few brains in your class, continue to train, and cancel the break tonight, do you have any opinions? ”

No matter how stupid he was this time, Liang Chen didn't dare to be stunned, and shouted "no opinion", which can be regarded as a sigh of relief.

Liang Chen doesn't know if they are a little bit "cheap", after being punished, they are doing well, of course, it is not overnight, maybe it is the extra training at night, or maybe this class always has the momentum of not losing to anyone, anyway, their positive steps are finally playing.

Liang Chen remembered that they were kicking in steps, Fan Menshen left, and the military training ended! Lao Fan may only have an afterlife to see again.