Chapter 88 Sister Hong
But it was said that a middle-aged woman in a pink dress and a jasper pipa in her arms came to the house with a curtain cage in her hand under the call of Li Xing!
The woman was a foot away, and seemed to be taller than the lintel, and her body was so fat and bloated that it looked like a big ball of flesh, so that when she entered the door, she bent down and lowered her head and squeezed in.
She had a beautiful bun on her head, a flower diagonally inserted in her sideburns, and a thick layer of incense powder on her big red face.
This person's appearance is funny and exaggerated, and his demeanor and movements are twisted and pinched, and everyone can't help but laugh when they see it.
"Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to listen to "The Girl Who Walked on the Ballad" or "The King of Lanling" when you invite the slave family to come today?" The woman looked around, her eyes were confused, and she spoke in a tone and tone, like a good man dressed as a woman in a song and dance drama.
"Second master, you haven't shaved your beard and stubble today, how can you sing "Ballad Girl"?" Xing'er laughed in the woman's tone.
"What is the second master?" the woman stared, subconsciously touched her jaw, then looked at the white fingers, and suddenly screamed angrily, shook her hand, and a wisp of cigarette immediately spread in the room. When everyone saw this, they couldn't help but smile.
"What are you laughing at?" the woman shouted, "Master Li, your little maid is becoming more and more presumptuous, and she is even laughing at the slave family in front of the guests...... The life of the slave family is so hard, since the death of both parents when he was a child, he has no support, and at the age of twenty-eight, he married Su Langzhong, who is addicted to alcohol......"
"Sister Hong, don't worry, that damn Su Langzhong has long been taken away by the Heavenly King's Ruyi Golden Pagoda, and now he is crushed!" Li Xing also exaggerated his words, looking quite helpless.
"What's the matter, has the matter of the slave family alarmed the Heavenly King?" Sister Hong's face changed, "What does the Heavenly King have to say?"
"The king of heaven has decreed that his old friend Mr. Jin is visiting today, and he has ordered us to entertain him on his behalf, and at the same time, let Xing'er sing and Sister Hong accompaniment, and toast to Xingxing!"
"Ahh......h Xing'er, are you sure it's not a false decree? If this is passed out, wouldn't the famous singers of the slave family be disgraced......" Sister Hong muttered, her face was full of displeasure, she slowly pulled over a chair, sat down angrily, and then stood the pipa upright between the two strands, pressed the strings with her left hand, and played it with her right hand.
Sister Hong's fingering is very skillful, and her movements are quite chic, but the tune she can play is missing five tones and six rhythms.
"Xing'er, hurry, take advantage of Sister Hong's interest, you hurry up and sing!" Li Xing smiled and patted Xing'er's back.
Xing'er stood up, tried to calm down her emotions, and sang loudly: "Life must be happy, why bother to go thousands of miles to Chang'an? There are many handsome and beautiful people in the Rakshasa country, and there are real immortals in front of the Li Mansion! Hunger and hunger are all ignored, why do you sleep in the open air? Persuade you to drink a glass of wine, don't worry about it on the way west!"
Accompanied by the tender singing voice of the apricot, the sound of the pipa under Sister Hong's fingers also became tactful and long......
Xing'er's voice is crisp and pleasant, like a spring water, and Sister Hong's pipa accompaniment is mellow and beautiful, like a pearl falling on a jade plate. The cooperation between the two is seamless, and it is like a natural sound. When everyone heard this, they all applauded.
Seeing this, Xing'er was suddenly very excited, her singing voice became louder and louder, and Sister Hong's pipa sound became more and more high.
In the end, it was Sister Hong's pipa sound that prevailed, completely drowning out Xing'er's singing.
Sister Hong was proud, but gradually entered a state of madness. The sound of the lute bursting out from under his fingers is deafening and thrilling, sometimes like the sky and the earth cracking, sometimes like a flood, sometimes like a prairie fire, sometimes like a wind and clouds......
For a while, Wukong and the others felt their ears warm and their hearts were beating, and they fainted involuntarily......
I slept dizzily this night, and I don't know how long it took, Wukong suddenly felt a strange itch in his nostrils!
"Hey, who is disturbing Lao Sun's dreams...... "As Goku's subconscious mind sprouts, a loud sneeze kicks off, and a naughty nameless worm spikes out of Goku's nose!
"Ahh............h
"Swarm...... Lord save me, ah...... Phew......" The moment Goku reached out to drive away the woodpecker, the little mute suddenly yelled.
"Rattle ......" The woodpecker, which was about to put his beak down, screamed in fright, and fluttered its wings and flew out of thin air. The little mute rolled over and sat up, stayed for a long time, touched his lips, rolled his eyes again, and looked down to see a few small insects in the grass wriggling and crawling in a panic......
"Bah, bah, ...... Come to your door, these little ...... Stuff is in the dark...... Count me ......" The little mute, who mistook it for a bug, spat a few times, then looked around, and couldn't believe his eyes for a moment, "Hey......? Lord, how is this ...... What......'s going on? Big Lee ...... The house is ...... Move ...... in the night Home?"
"Let's move, let's move, why did we move the surrounding bamboo forest together?" "There is such a big movement in the move, we don't even know ......" At this time, everyone also woke up, looking at the situation in front of them, they were all surprised.
"Brother Shan, everyone, look at what is on the tree over there......" Qiushui suddenly shouted.
"What can be on the tree?" everyone wondered in their hearts, and they all turned their heads together, and followed the direction of Qiushui's finger, and found that on the branch of a low ancient cypress, there was a yellow silk script fluttering in the wind.
Everyone walked in to take a look, only to see a few lines of seal script written on the handwriting: Mr. Jinshan good morning! Yesterday and Jun for a meeting, the little god was very happy, Jun kept filial piety, went to Chang'an, the little god admired but could not go together, it was really a regret in life. After you arrive in Chang'an, if someone is bewitched and invites you to go to Lingshan to seek the law, you must not go. If the Lingshan is not in harmony with you, if you go to the west, you will definitely not be protected. The words of the little god from the bottom of his heart, I hope you should remember! The payment is: The little god Li Xing sincerely worships.
After Wukong finished silently reciting, he was about to reach out and tear it off, but the yellow silk characters suddenly caught fire out of thin air, turned into fly ashes in an instant, and drifted away with the wind......
"Alas...... This mountain god Li Xing reminded himself several times, and it can be regarded as well-intentioned!" Wukong's heart suddenly swelled with an inexplicable emotion: for Li Xing's suggestion, maybe he should really think about it carefully...... Thinking about the Western Heaven that planted a curse on himself, he should indeed stay away...... But in the time cave, the righteous brother Xingtian said that he had an indissoluble relationship with Rulai, and the elder brother Xingtian was the first god of war in the world, how could he deceive himself...... And after coming to Chang'an in the future, once it is really as Li Xing said, someone wants to go to Lingshan with him to seek the law, will he go or not......
"Boring and boring ......" Suddenly a majestic gong sound came from a distance, interrupting Wukong's chaotic thoughts.
"Swarm...... Lord, front officer...... The way is ...... It's not a trick...... Monkeys, we've ...... Go and see the hot ...... Let's make trouble......" said the little mute and ran over, and everyone followed curiously.
When I arrived at the wide official road, I looked west, and saw a group of people and horses waving flags, gongs and drums, mighty and mighty, coming to the east!
In front of the procession, a man rode a tall horse, wielding a long whip in his hand, and roared with his teeth as he walked forward: "You bold Diao people, King Liang is here, don't you hurry up and avoid it...... He who pushes the cart goes into the ditch...... The one who leads the donkey pulls the donkey aside...... Those who hold children, don't let children cry, don't fall to death...... That old woman, why are you still sitting in the middle of the road, don't you want to live......
Driven by the evil slaves of the Liang Mansion, there was chaos on the avenue, and people were crying and roaring. Passers-by bowed their heads and hid on the side of the road in fear.
At this time, in the middle of the official road, in front of the team, only an old lady with weak legs and feet and sitting on the ground was left, she was either frightened by the formation in front of her, and climbed two steps to the left for a while, and two steps to the right for a while......
"What the hell are you crawling for, I'm going to beat you to death!" the wicked slave came near, picked up his whip, and struck the old lady on the head a few times......
"Official, spare your life...... Official, spare your life...... "The old man held his head, rolled from side to side, wailing bitterly, and was about to be beaten to death by the evil slave.
"Stop!" Wukong saw this, and couldn't help but be furious, he stepped forward with an arrow, reached out and grabbed the slave's wrist, and pulled him off the horse.
"Oh, my mother......" The evil slave was caught off guard, and an upside-down onion fell from his horse, and a dog gnawed on the mud.
"The Steward was beaten...... Don't let this kid run away......" Dozens of thugs with sharp blades jumped out of the group, screaming and rushing up, surrounding Goku in the center!
"Fucking almost knocked out Lao Tzu's teeth! Little ones, don't let this kid slip away! This kid is not beating me, he wants to assassinate the king, for the safety of the prince, beat me to death!" The chief got up from the ground, covered his buckteeth protruding from his lips with one hand, picked up the horsewhip on the ground with the other, and stood behind the thugs, jumping violently.
The manager suddenly realized that although he had been yelling for a long time, his thugs were only surrounding Wukong, and none of them stepped forward with a knife. Look closely at these people, one by one, standing in place, pulling a posture, twisting their eyebrows and staring, like a wood carving clay sculpture!
Looking at Wukong in the circle again, he was already in a long coat fluttering, and his hair was rushing to the crown, and the beaten old lady was holding his legs, whimpering softly, and trembling......