"You've seen all the demons and monsters, what's so surprising about having a land?" The system asked rhetorically.

"Present...... Now what? Lin Xinyu grabbed the bag in her hand with an aggrieved face, and looked at Chen Yifan pitifully.

"Follow me!" Chen Yifan looked at the crowded station hall, pulled Lin Xinyu out of the hall, and came to the corner of an alley near the station.

"What for?" Lin Xinyu asked in a low voice to Chen Yifan with a puzzled expression.

"Land! Land! Chen Yifan saw that there was no one around, so he left Lin Xinyu alone, and shouted around.

“……”

Lin Xinyu was messy for a while, this kid, can't he be stupid?

"You...... What are you doing? Do you really think you're the Monkey King? Can you shout out the land father-in-law with a stomping of your feet? ”

Seeing this scene, Lin Xinyu seriously doubted that Chen Yifan was really mentally ill, right?

"I'm not the Monkey King, but that doesn't prevent me from shouting out the land." Chen Yifan shook his head and said.

Chen Yifan stomped his feet according to the prompts of the system, and used the yin power to cast an imperial edict, and a circle of ghostly light swept away from the concrete floor under his feet.

The emperor's edict, the first spell that Chen Yifan learned, is actually equivalent to his private seal, and it can be regarded as a thing to prove his identity.

In Lin Xinyu's mentally ill gaze, on the originally empty ground in front of him, a whirlwind rose in a circle, and in the blink of an eye, a short and fat old man wearing a fashionable suit, a cigar and a tie appeared.

As soon as the old man appeared, he didn't even dare to look up, and directly kowtowed to the ground: "Huang Yaoming, the land of Tashan in Shudu, see the emperor!" ”

If it is about priesthood, Chen Yifan is even higher than the Monkey King that Lin Xinyu just said.

At this time, this Tashan land is like a small employee of a branch in a large group who has seen the big boss of the head office, and it can be said that he should be more respectful and respectful, and he dare not take offense at all.

"You don't have good security on this territory!" As the system said, Chen Yifan glanced coldly at the land that knelt in front of him with his head bowed, and didn't even dare to raise his head, and asked.

As soon as these words came out, Huang Yaoming sweated coldly.

As far as his god position is concerned, there is a difference of 108,000 miles from the Emperor Xudu, and the two may not have intersected in their lifetime, but now they heard the call of the Emperor Xudu, and he was still howling in the KTV, so he was naturally busy, but he didn't want to, the emperor still came to ask for the guilt.

Although he didn't know why the dignified Emperor would come to take care of the security of his small tower mountain, Huang Yaoming was still frightened into a cold sweat and stammered: "Why did the emperor say this?" ”

"Aren't you land? What happened on your own turf, can you not know? Chen Yifan asked rhetorically.

Huang Yaoming was shocked again, and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead: "Emperor, emperor, wait a minute, old decay check!" ”

After that, a peach branch cane appeared in the hand of the fashionably dressed old man of the land, and he stomped on the ground, and his face changed slightly.

"Emperor, Emperor Calm Anger! The thief has been found! Huang Yaoming cautiously glanced at Chen Yifan and said.

"Take us to him!" Chen Yifan commanded in a deep voice.

"Am I dreaming? Right? Lin Xinyu opened her mouth wide, looked at the scene in front of her, pinched her thigh, and muttered.

"Emperor, this woman is mortal? But do you want to erase her memory from old age? Huang Yaoming glanced at Lin Xinyu and asked.

Chen Yifan hesitated for a moment: "Will there be any harm?" ”

"Emperor rest assured, this spell is quite good at decay, and there are no sequelae." Huang Yaoming smiled and replied.

When he walked in the world, he inevitably used this kind of spell many times when he "showed his feet" in front of mortals, otherwise, how could there be no rumors of miracles in the world.

"Nope! No! Lin Xinyu looked at Chen Yifan in shock, grabbed the sleeve of his wide school uniform and begged.

Chen Yifan didn't look at her, but just glanced at Huang Yaoming.

Huang Yaoming chanted a mantra in his mouth and pointed at Lin Xinyu's head.

I saw a flash of spiritual light and put it into Lin Xinyu's mind.

Lin Xinyu only felt dizzy for a while, as if the whole world was spinning, holding her head and shaking it, then woke up, looking at Chen Yifan and Huang Yaoming in front of her, there was a trace of confusion in her eyes.

"Yifan, this old man is ......"

"Let's go!" Chen Yifan turned around and walked towards the alley.

"Hey! Chen Yifan, where are we going? Lin Xinyu was stunned, subconsciously chased after him, grabbed his arm and asked.

"Catch the thief!" Chen Yifan replied, and then looked at Huang Yaoming: "Lead the way!" ”

"Why are you so rude to the old man? You're still a student! Lin Xinyu accused Chen Yifan.

When Huang Yaoming heard this, cold sweat came down, and he hurriedly pulled Lin Xinyu and said, "It's okay!" It's okay! Little girl, the old man is here to help the big ...... Eh, Chen Shao's! ”

Lin Xinyu was stunned again, looked at Huang Yaoming, who was wearing a suit and leather shoes with a big gold chain, and looked at Chen Yifan in shock: "What...... Why did I blink, what did you become Chen Shao? ”

"What the hell? You explain it to me! No wonder you don't want Miss Xia's check, you won't be the young master of a hidden wealthy family, right? This is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right? Lin Xinyu's imagination is really rich, and he immediately made up a series of backgrounds in his brain.

"Hey! Xiaofan, look at my sister and me! Lin Xinyu pulled Chen Yifan and shouted at him.

Chen Yifan turned around, only to see Lin Xinyu pinching his waist, putting on a bewitching posture, and throwing a flattering look at him.

"Poof!" Chen Yifan couldn't help laughing.

"Laughing at what? You see if my sister is beautiful, in order to repay you for saving your life, my sister promised each other, how about it? Lin Xinyu pursed her lips and asked.

"Sister Lin, then you are really a pedophile, right? I'm underage! Chen Yifan knew that she was joking, and he also raised his eyebrows and smiled.

"......" Lin Xinyu twitched the corners of her mouth and muttered: "You are a pedophile, and you don't let go of seven or eight-year-old girls." ”

Under the leadership of Huang Yaoming, the two got into a black car at the entrance of the alley, and Huang Yaoming explained to Chen Yifan while driving: "The thief is no longer in Tashan, I asked the land of Confucius Temple, and he was making skewers on the barbecue street of Confucius Temple!" ”

"What land?" Lin Xinyu, who was sitting in the back row, heard it and asked.

Huang Yaoming was stunned, glanced at her, and pointed again, erasing her memory.

Ten minutes later, the three of them came to a barbecue street.

"That's him!" Huang Yaoming pointed to a teenager in a yellow casual shirt sitting on the side of the street.

The boy seems to be seventeen or eighteen years old, handsome and sunny, if it weren't for what the land said, Chen Yifan really didn't believe it, this kid turned out to be a thief.

"You can't be mistaken, can you? Look at the latest Canali style he wears, one piece is 70,000 or 80,000 yuan, will he steal a few hundred dollars from me? When Lin Xinyu heard this, she pulled Huang Yaoming with a suspicious look and asked.