Chapter 68: I'm a Pure Master
Luo Chen looked at the blue fat man, smiled and hugged his shoulders and said, "Your dear Brother Zhang and Brother Cao said, one of us is a waste fat man, and the other is a little kid who has no hair, if we can hunt down that lynx, Brother Zhang and Brother Cao will perform a handstand and drink." ”
After listening to Luo Chen's words, the blue fat man's face was even more ugly than before, he was angry before, but now he is not only angry, but also sad.
"Luo Chen, I'll answer you now, what kind of person is the most annoying. The blue fat man said, took a step forward, raised his hand and pointed at Zhang Chenggang and Cao Wei and said, "Open your mouth and close your mouth to call you a brother, on the surface, I care about you, but I don't say human words behind my back, one set in front of you, one set behind your back, three knives on both sides, hypocrisy, coy, and the despicable villain who hides a knife in his smile is the most annoying!"
After listening to the fat man's words, Luo Chen looked at the expressions of the four people opposite, and slapped his thigh fiercely.
He regretted it, if he said this set of lines by himself, he would definitely earn a lot of ridicule again.
But then again, this fat man really has something, and he came up with so many idioms at once, admire!
At this time, Cao Wei picked up a bottle of wine, put it heavily on the coffee table, and said loudly: "We said it, Lao Tzu admitted, what's the matter, if you don't accept it, go and catch that lynx, and if you catch it, Lao Tzu will perform for you on the spot!"
"Okay, you wait for me. The fat man turned and snatched the door.
Luo Chen watched the blue fat man walk out of the box angrily, took a few steps forward, sat on the sofa, and then said to someone in the venue with a smile: "Come on, come on, why are you standing stupidly?" ”
Two minutes later, the fat man kicked open the box door, walked in, and threw the lynx demon wearing a spirit ring on his shoulder directly on the coffee table.
There was a bang, and the fruit plate, wine bottle, and wine glass on the coffee table splashed everywhere.
"Let's start your show. The fat man glared at Cao Wei and said in a deep voice.
"This ......" Zhang Chenggang and Cao Wei and the other four unconsciously opened their mouths, not knowing what to say.
The four women had long been overwhelmed by the atmosphere of the box, and when they saw such a big, strange animal like a big lynx, the frightened four of them hugged each other and trembled.
Luo Chen pillowed his arms behind his head, leaned on the sofa, smiled, and waited quietly to watch the show.
"Ahem......" Zhang Chenggang coughed dryly twice, "Xiaolan, Xiaoluo, let's have a good colleague, if there is any offense before, let's accompany the two of you, don't make a big deal." ”
"Senior, who is making trouble? We go up the mountain to work in the dark, you are chic here, we don't blame you, and now we are not looking for your fault, but what you say should be fulfilled. Luo Chen said, beckoning to the blue fat man and motioning for him to come and sit.
"Xiao Luo, Xiao Lan, I salute you with a bottle, you two let us go, I remember your favors. Zhang Chenggang picked up a bottle of beer on the messy coffee table and blew it down with a bang.
Zhang Chenggang finished blowing a bottle, turned his face and glanced at Cao Wei and the others, and the other three also picked up a bottle of beer and blew it down.
The blue fat man looked at everyone, and then at Luo Chen.
Luo Chen and the blue fat man glanced at each other and asked, "Fat man, what do you say?"
The blue fat man hesitated for a moment and said, "Forget it, I don't want to worry about them anymore, they are all people who eat under the same roof." ”
Luo Chen got up from the sofa, shrugged his shoulders, sighed, and said, "Hey...... Okay, since you've said so, let's go. ”
After speaking, Luo Chen lifted the lynx demon on the coffee table, and walked out of the box with his arm around the shoulders of the blue fat man.
Back in the hotel room, the blue fat man was in a good mood, called the front desk and ordered a lot of dishes, and asked for a bottle of liquor, anyway, he didn't have to pay for it himself.
"Fatty, didn't you say you never drink?" Luo Chen gently squinted a small sip of liquor.
In fact, Luo Chen had never drunk before, and he saw that the blue fat man was so interested at the moment, so he simply accompanied the blue fat man to drink.
"Luo Chen, let me tell you the truth, today is the happiest day I have grown up so much. The fat man said, and took another sip, and his fat face was already red.
"When I was in school, I wasn't very treated by teachers and classmates, they all disliked me for being fat and stupid, and then I woke up to my shit luck, and I thought that this time I could pretend to be forced and show off, and then the Inspectorate found me. ”
"The people of the Overseer told me that they couldn't do this or that, and invited me to join the Overseer, but I didn't agree at first, and then several groups of people came to me, including from various gangs, and finally I heard from them about some cases of strangers being killed, and I was afraid, so I chose to join the Overseer. ”
"That's right, I'm fat, stupid and timid, I know that many people in the bureau don't treat me very well, and the bureau has arranged several partners for me, and they all applied not to partner with me in the end......"
"Luo Chen, you...... You are very capable and ...... It's amazing, will you be like him...... They don't want to ...... Partner with me......"
The blue fat man drank a little too much, and his words were a little inarticulate.
"Don't worry, fatty, I won't abandon you, haha......" Luo Chen laughed.
"Okay, that's a deal. After saying that, the blue fat man leaned back and lay directly on the carpet.
Luo Chen looked at the blue fat man who drank for the first time and got drunk so quickly, smiled, pulled him up, helped him into the room with his arms and half dragged him, and got him on the bed.
When he came out of the blue fat man's room, he actually heard the blue fat man muttering vaguely, as if to say: "What a good young man, why is it a......
Luo Chen was about to take a bath, and when he heard this, he mixed garlic under his feet, stumbled, and almost fell into the bathtub.
At noon the next day, the blue fat man woke up, and when he walked out of the room door, he saw that Luo Chen was watching TV in the living room.
"You're awake, it's really a bull, you're drunk and unconscious. Luo Chen glanced at the blue fat man.
"Well, it's my first time drinking, by the way, when are we going back?" asked the blue fat man.
"Wait a minute, if you think you can drive, you can take the lynx demon back to the city bureau first, as for the matter of those goods, tell the director or not, whatever you want. Luo Chen replied.
"Ah, I'll go back alone, what about you?" asked the blue fat man again.
"I feel that there is something strange in Ma Renshan, and I want to stay and investigate. Luo Chen said, his face became a little ugly.
Luo Chen walked up to the blue fat man, opened the photo album of his mobile phone, found a photo of Mu Xiaoruo, and showed it to the blue fat man.
"Is it pretty?" Luo Chen asked.
"Good-looking, good-looking, really good-looking, who is this!" the blue fat man nodded.
"This is my goddess, my future daughter-in-law. Luo Chen said in a deep voice, "So, dead fat man, let me tell you, I'm Luo Chen, no, yes, Ji, guy." ”
"I'm a 100% pure man who is honest and fake!!"