The eighth episode Zheng is lame

But it was said that the county magistrate gave an order, and Wukong, Qiushui and the little mute were escorted to prison by Wu Datou and others!

It turned out that the prison was not elsewhere, but on the right side of the entrance of the county hall. There was just a tall wall that covered the dark prison door. But I saw the icon of the blue-faced god "Gao Tao" painted on the wall. Nagao Tao has a blue-green face, lips like a bird's beak, and eyes that are golden lamps. Even if it's just a statue of a god on the wall, it's daunting!

Turning the wall, the pitch-black prison door in front of me was no more than seven feet high, and even medium-sized men had to bend down to enter! An errand officer stepped forward to slam the door! After a while, there was the sound of uneven footsteps inside. A one-foot-square opening opened in the door, and a puff of wine gushed out. The door opening unhurriedly showed a half-impatient face: "Who is this?

As soon as Wu Datou heard this, he opened his mouth and scolded: "Cripple Zheng, what the hell are you pretending to be a big clove of garlic, you don't know what your last name is when you drink some cat urine, hurry up and open the door!"

"Oh! It turned out to be Wu Tou!" Zheng lame smiled, and said with a mouthful of yellow teeth: "There is another business trip?" Oh! A few more zongzi, wait, I'll open the door for you!"

The low and heavy iron door opened, and Zheng limped out. Seeing that this person is not tall, a black and purple fat man, wearing a red robe, he looks coldly, it looks like a water tank.

Zheng lame carried a wine jug in his hand, raised his neck, took a big sip, squinted at Wukong and the other three, couldn't help but tremble, shook his head and said to Wu's head: "Wu Tou, what do you want these three deflated zongzi, isn't this a waste of dim sum, even if there is a sharp honey, you can't squeeze oil and water!

Wu's head glared: "Hey, Zheng Cripple, what's wrong with you today, do you have a deal to push outside? Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get it in! The old man said, these are murder suspects, each person has to change twenty, or the old rule, the person is handed over to you, twenty-five each, and the extra ones will be added to the two-one-five!"

"Okay! I'll try, but don't get your hopes up!" said the crippled man, reluctantly leading the three of them into the prison. The door slammed shut, and the little mute couldn't help but tremble, looking at the autumn water with a face as white as paper, and thinking: We are now counted as entering the ghost gate!

Look at the group of masters, but they are as open as usual, openly not afraid! At this time, even Wukong himself can't seem to explain why he is in this hell on earth, but he doesn't have a trace of uneasiness.

There is only a narrow passage in the cell, which can only accommodate two people walking side by side. Above the corridor is a large wire net, with copper bells hanging on the net, and a gust of wind blows, which is a clanging sound!

Zheng Cripple led the way in front, and Wukong and the other three followed. Looking at both sides of the corridor, there are cell cells, and from the cells there are miserable screams from time to time, like ghosts crying wolves!

After turning three straight corners, it was like arriving at the end of the prison, and there was a cell on the left side of the passage! The spirit was extraordinary, and I saw the head of "Foxy" carved on the stone wall of the door, and under the head there were two eye-catching big characters: Death row!

The little mute didn't know much about writing, so he asked Qiushui next to him: "That...... What's written on it...... Words!" Zheng Cripple turned his head and laughed wickedly, "What words, I don't know it, death row! If you go in, you want to come out alive!" As he spoke, he pushed the three people in shackles in, and then bowed very respectfully to the prison, locked the prison door, and ran away!

It was dark and tight inside, and even though it was afternoon, it took a few people a while to see the layout of the prison clearly! Strangely, it was said to be a death row, but the inside was very clean and very spacious. What's even more unbelievable is that there are four beds in the room, and the beds are still covered with futons. On the couch in the back sat an old man with white hair, an ivory hairpin pinned to his head, a gray monk's robe, and wine and meat on the table next to the bed. Look at this person, he is not a monk, neither a Taoist nor a layman, he is closing his eyes and recuperating!

The movement of everyone coming in seemed to alarm the old man, and he slowly opened his eyes, and two cold lights immediately released from his eyes, which made people shudder!

The old man's eyes finally fell on Wukong, stared straight for a long time, and smiled dumbly: "A few unjust creditors, welcome to the Hades Palace!"

The little mute almost jumped up and said in a trembling voice, "Are you ...... people, also ...... It's a ghost!"

The old man looked up to the sky and smiled: "Say that I am a human and I am a ghost, and that I am a ghost and I am an immortal! Suddenly watch tigers and leopards in Nanshan, and suddenly drive Jinluan in Beihai! Moving mountains and seas is a trivial matter, and it is not difficult to scatter beans into soldiers! Let me go in the Three Realms and Five Elements, and the world will say that I am peaceful!"

When the little mute heard this, he seemed to suddenly realize, "Old ...... I know sir...... What are you doing...... Oh yes!"

"Oh, this little brother, tell me what the old man does!" the old man listened to the little mute speak, and thought it was very interesting!

"You mean...... I've heard people say...... Over-sealing ...... "It may be that after the fear reaches the extreme, people have become free and easy, and the little mute can talk and laugh freely at this time.

The old man couldn't help but laugh: "Little brother said that he was laughing, he was not talented, he would be a little sideways, and when it comes to old decay, maybe you don't know, when it comes to my brother, you must know that my brother's surname is Yuan Shoucheng!"

Hearing the old man say this, the little mute and Qiushui couldn't help but let out an "ah", it turned out that the old man's brother in front of him was Yuan Shoucheng, the world-famous Taoist head.

The old man then sighed: "Hey, the old man's name is Yuan Shouming, and he is one word different from his brother, but his fate is very different!"

Wukong also became interested, especially the old man looked at him just now, and he seemed to be familiar! So, he arched his hand and said: "The old gentleman is invited, are you also involved in a life lawsuit?"

The old man stared at Wukong and said with a wry smile: "The old man doesn't have any lawsuits, it's just that my grandson doesn't study well, and I am going to prison to atone for him!

Wukong's curiosity soared: "So your grandson is a filial son!"

The old man glared: "Filial son, if you do bad things, you are not filial, you are all people who are going to die, and you are still put on such heavy shackles, you wait, I will call my grandson to come and open your shackles!"

The old man said that he would call his grandson, but he did not get out of bed. I saw him take out a palm-sized piece of yellow table paper from his arms, stretched out his index finger and dipped it in some saliva, and scribbled on the paper, and then muttered to the yellow table. With a flick of his hand, the yellow table paper flew out!

But when he saw that the yellow watch, which was as thin as silk, rushed out of the crack in the prison door, fluttering, and turned around when he saw a bend, until he came to the door of the forbidden room, the door was slammed open with a "bang". Zheng Cripple inside had just finished drinking, and he was already snoring like thunder, and the yellow watch flew over as if he had long eyes, and "snapped" on Zheng Cripple's face!

Zheng Cripple was upside down at this time: he felt that he had reached the foot of a golden mountain, he was really overjoyed, and suddenly felt that the mountain had collapsed, buried himself, wanted to struggle but couldn't move, wanted to shout for help but couldn't make a sound, was in danger, found an old cow rushing out, hit the golden mountain, and the mountain shook in an instant, he panicked, and woke up suddenly!

When I opened my eyes, I looked, "What is it?" in front of me, the golden light is shining in front of me!" Zheng Cripple was furious for a while, and wanted to tear the yellow watch to pieces, but a bull's face jumped out of the paper and said sharply: "Grandson, hurry up and get here, grandpa has something to find you!"

The cripple Zheng was so shocked that he hurriedly threw the yellow watch on the ground!

When I went in, the old man was still sitting cross-legged like that, closing his eyes and recuperating. Zheng lame hurriedly bowed and said: "Grandpa is above, the unfilial grandson has arrived, what is the matter with your old man looking for his grandson?"

The old man opened his eyes and said expressionlessly: "Good grandson, do you treat my friends like this? Go and open the shackles of a few of them!"

Zheng lame looked embarrassed when he heard this: "Grandpa, you don't know, I didn't give these shackles, this is the rule set by the county lord!"

"Yes, grandpa's words don't count!" the old man said and pointed at Zheng Cripple, but saw that Zheng Cripple seemed to be frozen, unable to move.

"Grandpa, grandpa spares his life, oops, yo yo! I can't move my legs again, and my hands are ...... I open it, I'll unlock them!" Zheng crippled out hoarsely, like killing a pig!

The old man pointed again, and Zheng Cripple solved the method of fixing himself! Quickly took out the key from his waist and opened the shackles on the three of them!

The old man looked disdainful, "Hey, this is my good grandson! Save people to the end, send the Buddha to the west, you say, how can you completely save the three of them!"

The crippled man Zheng rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Since grandpa has the virtue of a good life, then grandson will dare to give you an idea! I guess that if these three people want to get out, they will each get thirty taels of silver! Plus the little grandson and I will dredge up and down, and it must be no problem! But are these people rich?"

"Okay, good grandson, this ninety taels of silver, grandpa will find a way! Please serve me some wine and food again! Grandpa wants to treat me!" Hearing the old man say this, Zheng lame nodded and retreated like an amnesty. After a while, Zheng Cripple led two jailers to move a table, four chairs, and set up a banquet!

This sudden change made Wukong and the other three look stupid, especially the little mute, who felt that it was in a dream. When I was a child, the little mute heard people say that when I dreamed, I didn't know that it hurt. So, I twisted it on my arm, and it really didn't hurt! It's really a sweet dream! Wukong next to him smiled: "Little dumb, you can eat if you want, screw me to do anything!"

Only then did the little mute come to his senses, "I'm sorry, group leader, I thought it was a dream?"

"If you are dreaming, don't screw me?" The crowd was not only dumbfounded. The old man greeted everyone, sat around, pushed the cup for a while, and drank happily!

When the wine was half-drunk, the old man pushed the wine glass and said to everyone: "Everyone, the old man just said that he wanted to save people and save them to the end, but it is not a lie, I will do it right away to save you from danger!"