Chapter 1 A New Job of Eating and Waiting for Death
One day, Hao Yun had a dream.
In the sky of his dream, there was a huge eye staring at him. No matter how much he ran, he couldn't avoid that deep gaze. He felt his breathing getting harder and harder, almost suffocating.
"Who wants to harm me!"
Hao Yun roared and woke up. I found out that the earphone cable was wrapped around the neck.
He sat on the bed in a daze for a long time, and decided that he could not sleep with headphones in the future, otherwise he would strangle himself to death one day.
He listlessly unplugged the headphone cable from his phone, the screen lit up, and he saw an unread email.
"What kind of advertising email?"
Yawning and opening the email, Hao Yun suddenly sobered up.
It turned out to be an interview notice.
Hao Yun is in his twenties, has just graduated from university, and is currently unemployed. He has a good outlook, a relatively smart mind, a body that is neither fat nor thin, no more than 178 tall, a gentle and humorous personality, and a little handsome.
Such a boy was quite popular in college, and he had two girlfriends in total.
It's just that after graduation, it's different, and his second girlfriend left him ruthlessly. Because Hao Yun is just from an ordinary family, he has no money, and he doesn't seem to have much future. After graduation, girls think about the future.
Hao Yun's college grades are average, and many resumes have been lost. Coupled with the blow of the breakup, he spent a few months in a muddle in the rental house, and he planned to pull goods and deliver couriers if he couldn't find a job again.
His parents had saved a sum of money for him in his hometown, and it was wishful thinking to buy a house in the city, but there was nothing wrong with buying a Wuling car and paying a down payment.
I didn't expect to receive an interview notice that looked good today.
The letterhead of this interview notice is "Urban and Rural Integration Construction Management Committee".
Although Hao Yun has never heard of it, this name is very credible at first glance, especially the government. Those who do pyramid schemes, online gambling, selling ***, and circle coins, all of them have obtained special professional and lofty names. What "to B", "Qtum", and "gradient fund" are afraid that others will understand.
Anyway, if others really understand, then they're still playing a fart!
"Urban and Rural Integration Construction Management Committee", the name is low-key and luxurious, I like it.
The notification is simple and informs the time and place. Hao Yun looked at the location, wow, he earned it! Just one metro stop from the rental house. Look at the time again, between 3 and 4 p.m., hurry up and prepare.
However, to be on the safe side, call the landline number left in the email first.
The one who answered the phone was a particularly nice female voice, soft and glutinous, with a slight Wanwan accent.
"Yes, Mr. Hao Yun, we sent the interview notice. If you have time in the afternoon, please come over. The director will be waiting for you here. ”
After affirming the content of the email, Hao Yun was in a mood and began to prepare for the interview.
He cares a lot about this job, because at least he works in an office. During this time, there was no news after submitting so many resumes, and he didn't want to send the courier, it was too hard.
So I took a shower and got a haircut, and it was too late to shop online, so I bought a complete set of suits and leather shoes directly in the store, and finally bought a plastic briefcase for 20 yuan at a roadside stall.
I looked in the mirror, and the rustic atmosphere came to my face. But the young figure is good, everything is good, and this body looks like a dog, the image of a standard social animal.
At about three o'clock in the afternoon, Hao Yun took a little effort to find the interview unit. This is an administrative district, and the prime areas along the street are occupied by powerful tycoon departments such as bancassurance and insurance.
The Urban-Rural Integration Construction Management Committee sits quietly at the end of a garden where paths intersect. A small three-story white building with a small yard and four parking spaces in front of the door, all of which are already full. There was a sign of the unit hanging at the door, and the old man in the guard room was leisurely reading the newspaper and drinking tea. The yard is planted with camphor, weeping begonias and some safflower wood, which are some common flowers and plants.
A few cats fluttered on the grass, they meowed at Hao Yun a few times alertly, and disappeared into the depths of the bushes in a blink of an eye.
Hao Yun was "well-dressed and cowardly", and he didn't want to talk to the doorman, so he lowered his head and walked inside. The uncle glanced up at him, then withdrew his gaze and continued to read the newspaper.
Hao Yun went up to the second floor and walked over one by one. The Planning Division, the Investment Division, the Laws and Regulations Division, the General Affairs Division, well, arrived. He pushed open the door and walked into the General Affairs Office.
It's a slightly larger office with six desks in two rows, with a couch and coffee table in the middle by the window. It's not a small cubicle like an office building, but a large desk like a government unit. The entire wall on the right is made into a wall cabinet, and through the glass you can see a few stacks of papers inside.
There were two people sitting in the office, looking up at Hao Yun standing at the door. The dead house was a little timid, but he still pretended to smile calmly and said, "I'm Hao Yun, I'm here for an interview, and I called in the morning." ”
One of the last desks on the right hand side got up. This man looks like he is in his forties. Like the image of a classic leader, he has a big belly, a white shirt and black trousers all over his body, and other than that, he can't see anything special.
"Hello, I am Zheng Qin, the director of the General Affairs Office, a solemn Zheng, a diligent and diligent one. Hao Yun, please take a seat. ”
Hao Yun shook Director Zheng Qin's outstretched hand, he was a little unaccustomed to such etiquette, but surprisingly felt that it was not bad.
The director beckoned Hao Yun to sit on the sofa together.
"Xiaobai." He turned his head and shouted, and the girl at the desk in front of him stood up obediently to make tea.
This is an overly beautiful girl, with long black straight bangs and big eyes of the same color, she has a light blush and pink pink bright lips, and her eyebrows are curved, which makes her beauty not aggressive, but soft.
The reason why I say "girl" instead of "lady" is because she looks younger than Hao Yun, seventeen or eighteen years old, and her face is still a little baby fat.
She is not tall, only about 162, and is very surprisingly dressed in a Luo suit, white over-the-knee socks and small black leather shoes.
Feeling the gaze of the otaku, the girl who came over with tea smiled at him.
"My name is Xiaobai, please take care of me."
Oh, the soft and cute voice on the phone in the morning seems to be the one in front of you.
Maybe because Xiaobai's skin is too fair, the afternoon sunshine outside the window shines on Xiaobai's face, which makes Hao Yun a little blind. He took the tea handed by his sister in a daze, and his heart was in all kinds of confusion, and he even forgot to say thank you rudely.
The girl returned to her seat disapprovingly, picked up a novel and read it with relish.
Director Zheng Qin drew Hao Yun's attention back. "Let me briefly say that we are an agency and belong to the subordinate organs of the Construction Committee, and if you join the company, the establishment belongs to the formal establishment. If you agree, you can sign the contract. ”
???
Isn't it a must-take test for every entry? Hao Yun was a little puzzled, but he didn't say it, maybe the official establishment in the director's mouth was a formal temporary worker.
Director Zheng Qin patted him on the shoulder, "Okay, little brother, I'm not forcing you, you can think about it more." But I advise you to do it first, you can rest assured, if you have a better place to go, our urban and rural committees will never stand in the way of the future of young people. ”
"But the treatment of our unit is still okay." The director changed his words, "There are communication expenses, commuting taxi fares, and business trip subsidies are all given according to the highest standards, and weddings and funerals are also arranged." It can be said that in the departmental units, our family is more than enough than the top. ”
So good? Hao Yun thought to himself. He wanted to ask what the so-called salary was. But all kinds of interview manuals say, don't talk about money, talking about money seems that you, a young man, have no ideals.
Don't ask the company how much you did for it, but how much you did for the company.
Zheng Qin saw that although the young man didn't say a word, his eyes were purring, just like a cat that had stolen a fish, and his heart was clear.
"My job is to be an investigation assistant, mainly to assist colleagues in their work. Or do you want to sign the contract now? I'll look for a contract. ”
"Huh? Don't you need an interview? ”
The director bent down and rummaged through the drawer under the closet, with his back to Hao Yun.
"Ah, no, if you can come here, you'll be fully qualified."
Hey? It's that simple?
Did I see a broom when I entered the door and swept the floor in earnest?
Or is this "Urban-Rural Integration Construction Management Committee" still a deeply hidden pyramid marketing organization in the end?
The three bright red official seals on the labor contract dispelled his doubts. The official seal of the Personnel Bureau, the official seal of the Housing and Urban-Rural Development Commission, and the official seal of the unit itself.
Hao Yun took a hasty look at the contract, and it was all very normal terms, and most of the vague places were also written in accordance with the "Labor Law".
The young man filled out the contract according to the director's instructions.
Director Zheng took out one copy of the contract in triplicate and handed it to Hao Yun, and patted the young man on the shoulder with a smile, "Then everyone will be colleagues from now on, and there is no problem with going to work tomorrow, right?" ”
"No problem."
"Then you'll sit at this table from now on." The director arranged Hao Yun to the first table on the right hand side of the door, that is, a table in front of Xiaobai, "The computer will be sent tomorrow, you can bring a cup yourself." ”
"Let me introduce you, this is Xiaobai, and he came more than half a year earlier than you." The director made a hasty introduction, then raised his hand and looked at his watch, "I'm still a little out of advance, Xiaobai, you take Xiao Hao to learn about the situation of the unit." Tomorrow I will take him to the platform to train the business. ”
Xiaobai stretched out two big eyes from the novel book: "Got it!" ”
"Then I'll go first."
"Goodbye, Director."
Only Hao Yun and Meng Mei Paper Xiaobai are left in the office, and it is still early before the end of work, and the little brother is thinking about whether to talk to him.
"Little White Senior ....."
"Shh The soft girl gave him a silent gesture.
Xiao Bai listened to the director's footsteps gradually moving away, and quietly touched the window. She peeked at the director to get in the car and leave, because her vision was blocked, and she stood on tiptoe and stretched her neck to look. It wasn't until it was confirmed that the director had left that Xiaobai turned around.
"Let's go!" She said.
Belch...... Where to?
"Go home, the leaders are gone, what do you want to do." Xiaobai sandwiched the bookmark in the novel, and then stuffed it into his bag with his mobile phone, "Otherwise, I will have to answer the phone later, which is annoying." ”
Oh? Is this the legendary Mixed Eating and Waiting for Death? It's fantastic... That's too bad!