After the midterm exam in May, Liang Chen changed his table, and when choosing a position, Yao Fei was hot-headed and filled in next to No. 27, and Liang Chen hated this crazy girl a little. Since Tang Song is gone, Liang Chen was placed in the vacant position of male class president by Teacher Mu, Liang Chen, who was on duty for the first time to manage the class order, was upset by Yao Fei, and always chatted unscrupulously in the self-study class, Liang Chen reminded her that she would converge for half an hour, but this reminder only lasted half a quarter of an hour, and after half a quarter of an hour, the chattering sound would disturb Liang Chen again, prompting him to feed the birds.

Yao Fei is the type that Liang Chen can't provoke, he resolutely admits his mistakes and dies without repentance, there are no major problems, and there are a lot of small scum. Liang Chen looked at No. 19 on the blackboard and felt a little helpless, so he switched places with Tan Yangui in the back two rows.

Liang Chen's new tablemate is also a representative of the English department - Tang Ying, she has a ball on her head, Liang Chen likes her pink little face the most, like a three-year-old baby, her screen name is Tang Sansui. Tang Ying's only bad thing is that he has a bit of a princess temper, but he is not as disgusted by Yao Fei as he is. She only has seven seconds of memory, Zhou Yin's witty words, make her angry and give her a night to forget about herself, she is a small fish that does not grow big.

But Tang Ying didn't bring any joy to Liang Chen, the old rake ear once handed over Liang Chen's disposal to Tang Ying, Liang Chen had extra English words plus phrases to memorize and dictate every day, Lao Zeng's reason was very simple, Liang Chen failed the midterm exam English.

Throughout May, Liang Chen's mind was full of English words, "abrupt, birth, calm, dot, aband... todo.... sth ······", it seems that Liang Chen will die if he doesn't learn English well in his life.

In May, in addition to English words, there was also an endless drizzle, and the physical education class was almost useless, and the math teacher and the geography teacher took turns to occupy the class, lest the physical education teacher intervene and we would waste our time.

The black May pressed the entire high school under the Wuzhi Mountain, and even the ivy that climbed into the window withered under the black high pressure, and at the end of May, Liang Chen sang the newly learned tongue twister "Eighteen Sorrows" on the back of his seat to repay Tang Ying for "cutting corners" for him for many days.

"Count nine cold days and cold wind, the next spring hit six or nine heads, the fifteenth day of the first month is the dragon lantern festival, there is a pair of lions rolling hydrangea, the three queen mothers in March will be peachy, the monkey of the heavenly palace will steal the peach again, the fifth day of the fifth month of May is the Duanyang day, the white snake Xu Xian is not the head, the legend of the seventh day of the seventh month of July is a Tianhe match, the cowherd and the weaver girl tears exchange, August 15 clouds cover the moon, the Chang'e in the month is sad, to say sorrow, net to say sorrow, sing a tongue twister The name is called eighteen sorrows, wolves are also sorrowful, tigers are sorrowful, elephants are also sorrowful, deer are also sorrowful, mules are also sorrowful horses, Pigs are worried, dogs are worried, cows are worried, sheep are worried, ducks are worried, geese are worried, toads are worried, crabs are worried, clams are worried, turtles are worried, fish and shrimp are not the same, you listen to me one by one, the tiger is worried about the root cause, the tiger is worried about the mountain, the wolf is worried about the ambition to play the slippery head, like the sad face is simple and thick, the deer is sad and has a pair of seven-pronged and eight-forked big horns, the horse is worried about the saddle for thousands of miles, the mule is worried that it is a lifetime of rest, the sheep is worried about the beard since childhood, the cow is worried about the ox shaft (whip), the dog is worried about not changing the net eating shit, the pig is sad and can't do without the stinky ditch, the duck is worried about flattening its mouth, The goose is worried about the head of the melon, the toad is worried about the pustule scabies, the crab is worried about the net horizontal hug, the clam is worried about self-control, the turtle is worried about the timidity and shrinks its head, the fish is worried about not being able to swim out of the water, and the shrimp is worried about the empty gun and the head is not accurate. ”

"The Pacific rain brought by the southeast monsoon will condense into rain in the Sichuan Basin." After the lights went out at night, Wei Wenming muttered in bed.

"It's nonsense, the rainy weather in Jiangnan is not over yet!" Liang Chen lay on the bed and whispered.

The teachers at the tip of the ears outside the door still heard it, but luckily they were only warned just after the lights out. "Good luck in june" Liang Chen said silently in his heart.

May may have angered Lei Gongdian, all night, thunder continued, bright lightning several times in front of the dormitory window, Liang Chen got up at night to go to the toilet, looking outside the window like a thick rope of heavy rain, as if the terrible era of the flood and the earth collapsed.

The rain in the wind is like a water whip whipping the glass crackling, and from time to time there is lightning that illuminates the world outside the window, followed by the rumbling thunder that makes Liang Chen's heart tremble, the stronger the wind, the heavier the rain, Zhou Jun on the opposite bed hid himself in the quilt. Is he afraid of thunder? Liang Chen thought to himself, and couldn't help laughing.

Zhou Sang, perhaps a little timid with a good face, showed his head vigilantly and called out Liangzi.

"What's wrong?" Liang Chen asked.

"I thought you were talking in your sleep?" Zhou Sang said.

"You're not afraid of thunder! Covered with a quilt. Liang Chen teased.

Zhou Sang yawned, put the pillow upright, lay on it, looked at Liang Chen opposite, and said, "Such a big thunder, I'm a little scared." ”

Liang Chen didn't expect Zhou Sang to admit it so simply, and said with a grin: "Human beings' instinctive fear of nature, from a cultural point of view, the memory that our ancestors left in our blood, from a biological point of view, may be DNA inheritance!" ”

"You're talking about DNA." Wei Wenming didn't know when he woke up, and muttered in a daze.

"There's something wrong with the monkey on the other side!" Liang Chen said.

Li Xin, who was in the bunk under Liang Chen, put his hand on the bed board a few times and complained: "There are still people who want to sleep!" ”

"Yes, there are still people sleeping!" Wang Yuan, who woke up, also echoed.

As soon as Wang Yuan finished speaking, several lightning bolts descended on the world in an instant, and Liang Chen's eyes were full of silver light, as if to sign: Don't want to fall asleep.

"God doesn't seem to want us to sleep." Zhou Sang said.

"May, it's too bitter, I feel like I've entered the hell mode of my third year of high school ahead of schedule, and I can't even stand it." Liang Chen sighed.

"Yes! Math, English, History, Geography, one quiz after another. ”

"Physical education class, computer class, music class, Teacher Zeng accounted for Teacher Liu."

"Sanitation deductions, discipline deductions, school card loss deductions, stay in the classroom every week and Saturday."

"Early self-study is advanced, evening self-study is postponed, and Siberian high-pressure attacks in advance."

“black may。” Liang Chen raised his voice and said, venting his dissatisfaction with the bad luck of May. "I hope June, or Ji Tailai."

"In the dark, God sent down this heavy rain at the end of May, and it must be to destroy all the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods in May." Wang Yuan said.

"The emperor takes turns, and when he comes to my house tomorrow, it's our turn!" Liang Chen's tone flashed with his own emptiness.

Wei Wenming said: "It's my turn to rule these thousands of miles of rivers and mountains. ”

"Wake up! Your Qing dynasty died in 1912. Liang Chen replied.

"Why did my Qing Dynasty die, I am unwilling, unwilling!" Wei Wenming imitated Zhang Wei's words when he was sleepwalking, jokingly.

"Stop acting, let's pray for good luck in June in our sleep!" Wang Yuan smiled, "Pray together in English for God to bring the gospel"

“good luck in June。”

“good luck in June”

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In May, Liang Chen rarely saw a little light of day.