Chapter 27: Three Questions
If he couldn't ask Haotian, Ye Xiaole would study it himself.
Ye Xiaole is a person who believes in science, so he first went to find the explanation of love in science.
Biology explains that it is a biological program that is dominated by evolutionary forces, works through hormones, and is accompanied by the secretion of "love hormones" to produce sex jade and a series of chemical reactions.
It's a bit esoteric, in layman's terms, because we need to continue the incense, so we have this stimulating hormone in our body, and these hormones produce chemical reactions that make us desire.
You say this explanation, so what's the difference between people and tools?
Ye Xiaole continued to research and found that in fact, this statement still makes some sense, because love mainly exists in humans, and most animals are promiscuous.
Therefore, love is actually inseparable from civilization, and it is civilization that fulfills love.
There is a good saying, in the past, letters were very slow, carriages and horses were far away, and there was only enough to love one person in a lifetime, but you could take many concubines!
Ye Xiaole feels that since love is related to civilization, it should be found in civilization.
Turning the pages of beautiful love poems, the sea was once difficult to water, and Wushan is not a cloud.
What a beautiful love!
What? The author said this to this woman and went to bed with another woman?
Forget it, it's better to watch a romantic drama, open the TV app, and see the headline read: Shocked, they kissed for five minutes.
I'm Nima, is this a romance movie, or is it *****?
Ye Xiaole glanced at it and found that the covers of those originally pure art films had to choose the most tempting scene in the film as the cover.
Hey, no way, one of the three magic weapons of ratings.
Since he couldn't study it, Ye Xiaole decided to go to the street to have a look, after all, it is better to read thousands of books than to travel thousands of miles.
Walking to the street, it was a coincidence that Ye Xiaole saw the dusty woman who had slept in the same bed with him and let him into the bureau.
In the dim light of the streetlight, the woman leaned against the wall, and in front of her stood a young man who looked very honest.
The man smirked, handed a large bag of apples to the girl, and said, "Cui'er, you take it, it's sweet." ”
It turned out that this woman's name was Cui'er.
I only heard Cui'er say: "I don't want it, you take it." ”
The man still smirked and said, "Cui'er, I know you dislike me for being poor, don't worry, I came out this time to make money, you wait for me, I earn money, I will definitely marry you." ”
Cui'er took a puff of her cigarette and said, "You stupid, we can't be together." ”
The man said, "Why is it impossible?"
Cui'er glanced at the man and said, "Okay, you answer me three questions, if you can answer them all within 3 seconds, it proves that you love me, otherwise you will get out." ”
The man said, "Okay." ”
Cui'er asked, "When was the first time we met, 3......"
"March 1, 2009 at 2:28 p.m. ”
"What did I wear that time?3......"
"Blue jeans, black jeans. ”
"One hundred and eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight times one hundred and eighty-eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, 3.2.1, when the time comes, you get out, get out!"
The man was stunned, and Ye Xiaole was also stunned.
Is this still the case? This is the latest?
The man looked silly, but he understood.
He turned his head in despair and staggered down the street.
The night, so beautiful.
This scene is so familiar again.
One licks the dog like himself, and the other is ruthless like Lu Rushuang.
Love, fuck off love!
Ye Xiaole really wanted to fly over and give these two people a kick, but after thinking about it, forget it, he didn't need to care about this kind of nosy.
But Ye Xiaole looked back and thought about it, could these two people have something to do with the understanding of love required by the system?
After all, self-esteem can be seen in humility, beauty can be found in dirtiness, and affection can be seen in licking dogs.
With this idea, Ye Xiaole secretly followed the depressed man to see what he would do next.
I saw the man walk up to the street, squatted down, gestured with his fingers on the ground, and after a while, he shouted: "It's 11856596544, it's one hundred and eighty thousand five hundred and fifty-six thousand five hundred and forty-four, I'm so stupid, I can't even count it." ”
His tone was sad and self-reproachful.
I, Nima, he actually counts this formula, doesn't he know that it's just an excuse?
Ye Xiaole was convinced.
Ye Xiaole couldn't stand it anymore, so he walked up and patted him on the shoulder: "Dude, do you know what it means that if a person doesn't like you, there are ten thousand reasons to reject you?"
The man nodded sneeringly: "She has a reason, that is, I didn't do well." ”
This has completely gone crazy.
Ye Xiaole didn't talk to him about the theory, and asked him euphemistically: "Do you know what she does?"
When the man heard this, he looked up at Ye Xiaole, looking at it deadly, his eyes seemed to be about to erupt fire, and after a long time, he said: "It's me who is incompetent, blame me for not being able to give her what she wants." ”
Turns out he knew.
Some people don't need to reason with him, let alone persuade him, because rotten wood is really not carvable, let him go his way.
Ye Xiaole smiled awkwardly and walked away silently.
Just a few steps away, a black Bugatti Veyron suddenly braked sharply and stopped next to him.
"I ...... Grass ......"
Ye Xiaole was taken aback, and he wanted to scold when he opened his mouth, but when he saw Lin Xuanxuan getting out of the car with a smile like a flower, he immediately became gentle, and continued with a smile: "I...... Grass...... The warbler flies in the February sky, and the willows are drunk with spring smoke. ”
Lin Xuanxuan slowly walked in front of Ye Xiaole and said, "A hooligan is a hooligan, you have to pretend to be educated." ”
Ye Xiaole smiled awkwardly: "Your legs are not good, what are you going out to shop around?"
Lin Xuanxuan stuck out her tongue and said, "It's much better, it's very boring to stay." ”
At this time, Lin Fei also got out of the car, he still had a hearty smile on his face, nodded to Ye Xiaole and said hello, and then handed Lin Xuanxuan a bracelet and said, "Your bracelet, remember to wear it." ”
This bracelet is the bundle of fairy ropes.
Lin Xuan took the bracelet and said, "I know." ”
Lin Fei smiled and said, "Then I'll go first." As he spoke, he got into the car, rolled down the glass again, and said to Ye Xiaole: "You are optimistic about my sister." ”
"Huh?"
Ye Xiaole was stunned for a moment, is this personally a matchmaker for his sister?
Lin Fei drove away at a gallop, Lin Xuanxuan thought that she understood Ye Xiaole's thoughts, and said, "Don't think about it, I came to you because we are friends, and we have no other meaning." ”
Ye Xiaole smiled: "Reserved!"
"Reserved, you big-headed ghost. Lin Xuanxuan flicked Ye Xiaole's head and said: "We are all lovelorn people, the so-called people who have fallen from the end of the world, why should we know each other when we meet." ”
"Then let's huddle together to keep warm. Ye Xiaole said and opened his arms and signaled to hug Lin Xuanxuan.
Lin Xuanxuan took a step back and said, "I'll leave if you do this." ”
Ye Xiaole withdrew his hand and said, "Look, I am such a dangerous person. But don't worry, Ling Haoxuan and I are absolutely different, he just wants to sleep with you, I'm different, sofa, living room, kitchen ......"
"Stop, stop, then you'll have to soak me too. Lin Xuanxuan was not angry and said with a smile.
"Forehead ......"
This time, Xiaole was stunned.