Cai Wei faced everyone's inquiring eyes and opened her mouth to speak, but she seemed to feel that she couldn't talk about it, and suddenly she covered her mouth and couldn't suppress her laughter.

Wan Cui has always been serious, and when she saw her like this, she just pursed her lips and smiled, and continued to massage Lin Xi's head.

Zaoqing saw Cai Wei like this, but she was already in a hurry, and pulled Cai Wei up: "Eldest sister, what did you say, what happened to Youli Palace?" ”

Cai Wei, who was red-faced and red-eared, bent over and laughed intermittently for a while before she could control herself from laughing again.

"Your Majesty...... The emperor is in Youli Palace...... Haha~ in ...... Yuli Palace...... Hahahaha! As soon as she opened her mouth, she still burst into laughter, and she had no choice but to stop.

The curious Zaoqing saw her like this, and she was even more anxious, so she grabbed Cai Wei's shoulder: "If you want to do this again, I'll stuff the insoles in your mouth." Hurry up, what's going on? ”

Maybe happiness is really contagious, Lin Xi feels that his head hurts so much that it makes people collapse and is now more comfortable.

Then Cai Wei told everyone a hilarious story about the only one in the sky and the earth.

According to the unwritten practice of this dynasty, every concubine above the fifth rank will stay overnight when the emperor is promoted to the throne, which is also counted as a welfare treatment for promotion.

Double happiness is coming, and being promoted and sleeping, this is definitely a beautiful thing that makes every concubine wake up with a smile when she dreams.

Then this Ning Concubine is naturally no exception.

Dressed in a green coat, the skin of the beauty on the bed is like jade, the black hair is like a waterfall, and the wildness of extreme temptation is exuded, Chu Yi gently picked off the thin little clothes, inside is a belly pocket embroidered with rose peony flowers, under the strong color hedge, it is the bewitching beauty that words cannot describe.

Rao is Chu Yi has all the beauties of the harem, and at this moment, his throat can't help but tighten, the blood comes up, ** goes down, and a certain unit is instantly ready for battle, and his fighting spirit is high.

Looking at a pair of slender ** overlapping, An Ningxue Xing's eyes were half-narrowed, and her long eyelashes trembled slightly, as if they were brushed directly on Chu Yi's heart and itched into her bones.

Brushing twice and tearing off the dirty clothes on his body, when he saw that he was about to drive straight in, he only heard an extremely forbearing, trembling, melodious and tactful voice came strangely.

Such a tense and critical moment......

The emperor was disturbed by this and immediately became depressed.

And the beauty under Heng Chen opened her eyes in embarrassment, biting her lips and looking like she was about to cry.

Chu Yi didn't think it was wrong, his slender fingers tapped An Ningxue's clenched lips, and he said pitifully: "What good things did you eat?" Well? ”

"Your Majesty!"

"Call me Yi."

A dull and low voice sounded in her ears, An Ningxue stared at Chu Yi's affectionate eyes in a daze, and suddenly burst into tears: "Yi! Abundant! Abundant! ”

A flawless lotus arm climbed up Chu Yi's neck.

With such a bone-eroding coquettishness, Chu Yi's heart suddenly itched again, and then ......

An embarrassing series of loud noises came.

This time it was Chu Yi who spoke out.

Then the two of them were out of control, long or short, high or low, like lighting a string of firecrackers without gunsmoke, crackling and endless.

It was so embarrassing that An Ningxue couldn't wait to get something to block a place that kept spilling gas.

The eunuchs and palace maids who were keeping vigil outside were also baffled by this strange sound, are the emperor and Concubine Ning Niangniang playing some new game?

If you can still complete that sport under such circumstances, it is estimated that the prostitutes all over the world will praise you, and your nerves are thick enough to build highways.

Even if An Ningxue has the "Charming Bone Nature" given by the system, it can't play a role at the moment.

"I'll see you again when I'm free." Chu Yi barely finished saying this, desperately controlled his hip sphincter, and walked out step by step.

The eunuchs and palace maids outside were all stunned.

If the emperor is gone at this moment, it is self-evident what it means.

And the emperor's face was so embarrassed, his steps were hurried and weird, and he couldn't wait to step out of the Youli Palace.

An Ningxue was extremely annoyed in her heart, she didn't know what was wrong, the golden finger she just got, she was so confused that Chu Yi couldn't help herself, and as a result, they both agreed ...... Wild fart?

What a beep dog.

hurriedly put on her clothes, she hurried out in a hurry, but she couldn't let others think that she had something to do with the emperor, she really knew how to worship and step on the low in the harem recently.

Chu Yi heard An Ningxue come out, turned around and didn't have time to speak, another department had already spoken in advance: "Dut, toot!" ”

I wiped it, and it is estimated that the eunuchs and palace maids in the courtyard have heard the sonorous and powerful dragon fart.

An Ningxue also replied with a clang.

An Ningxue covered her face and rushed back to the inner room like crazy.

In the face of the continuous rumbling of the two of them, the eunuch Jixiang's heart collapsed.

Long live Lord is really powerful, he has invented a new language to communicate with Concubine Ning, in order to avoid being overheard, the emperor is really painstaking!

After walking out of a distance, Chu Yi, who finally calmed down, had a cold voice in his voice: "Today's matter ......"

Ji Xiang bowed and asked in confusion: "Long live Lord, what is the matter today?" ”

Chu Yi nodded with satisfaction: "Oh, it's nothing." ”

Originally, I wanted to go back to the Heart Cultivation Hall and settle it directly, but the fire that was seduced by An Ningxue has been condensing in the lower abdomen.

Chu Yi really didn't have the courage to go back to find Concubine Ning again, so he had to go to a concubine nearby casually to get rid of the abrasive little goblin in his body.

Cai Wei almost laughed until she was suffocated before she finished telling this story about "Ouchi's Good Voice".

Several people, including Lin Xi, all laughed crookedly.

『Yin Yang Thunder』, I don't know which naughty master in the Medical Valley developed it, this effect is many times better than the [Fart Pad] purchased online.

And it is only for men and women who are on the rise, it is non-toxic, tasteless and colorless, and it is actually a good prescription for contraception.

When Lin Xi thought about that name, he felt that it was too ridiculous.

It is estimated that Chu Yi's psychological shadow area can already cover the entire harem at this moment, and he will definitely not summon An Ningxue again in a short period of time, and he still wants to get the true dragon's qi by popping?

Lao Tzu won't let you get your wish.

I heard that the newly promoted concubine Ning had a very big temper, and she replaced a group of palace maids for no reason.

I heard that Concubine Ning didn't serve the Long Live Lord comfortably, and the emperor left angrily in less than half an hour.

I heard that the emperor favored a talented person in Chuxiu Palace that night and asked for water three times in a row.

……

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It is said that three women are in one play, and the concubines in the harem who are absent for thirty days a month are already idle, and suddenly such a thing happens, and it is also the concubine Ning who everyone doesn't like to see, naturally you add a leaf and I add a branch, and soon, the things of that night will be so deviated that I can't pull it back.

Some people have already said that An Ningxue will definitely move to stay in the cold palace in two days.

Not to mention the concubines outside, even the palace maids who were assigned to the Youli Palace secretly called unlucky, with such a master, do they still have a bright future?

ps:I'm sorry.,Heng mother.,The name of the reward is written wrong.,Stupid tea browser crashed.,Redone the system.,The input method is not used to it for a while.。。。。