Chapter 70: Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong (3)
On the last night before the winter vacation, Liang Chen slept until half past ten in the morning before opening his eyes, and Zhou Sang slept with Liu Bingjian in his arms all night.
Liang Chen still remembered that Zhou Sang didn't listen to Liang Chen's advice last night, and after drinking a bottle of beer, he dried up the remaining Xiaoer Liang liquor of Brother Sanjin in one gulp, and after a while of talking and laughing, he vomited in the toilet for a long time. After two o'clock in the morning, Liu Bingjian and Zhou Sang slept together.
At eleven o'clock, Liang Chen and Xue Ji got on the green minibus from Shihe back to Sui'an, as for the few people in the bedroom who were still asleep, Liang Chen just called out as usual when he got up, and only got a perfunctory answer from the five people.
The winter vacation of the third year of high school was not easy, and the papers of each subject were stuffed with Liang Chen's black backpack, and the whole vacation was only more than two weeks.
The car drove back to Sui'an bumpily, Liang Chen had adapted to the dangerous road of Shihe, he was stunned in the car for half an hour, and Du Ruo's dream saliva had already flowed to his neck.
After a crazy day of going home, Liang Chen returned to the time of six rolls a day, and he planned the homework for the entire winter vacation on the calendar next to his bedside, except for the Chinese New Year's Eve, the first day of junior high school, the second year of junior high school, and the third year of junior high school, and the calendar book was drawn with red circles.
Approaching Chinese New Year's Eve, the sound of firecrackers is getting denser day by day, the small hillside that Liang Chen walks on every day gradually fills with a strong smell of paper fire, on the small grave, piles of paper ash are blown by the wind and carried everywhere, the thatch on the mountain trail is finally cut away, after experiencing the dangerous incident of setting fire to clean up the thatch last year and almost causing a mountain fire, this year's grave is obviously much more diligent.
On the twenty-ninth day of the lunar calendar, Liang Chen's plan was disrupted by Chen Wen, and under her coercion and temptation, Liang Chen had no choice but to go out.
Next to the barbecue stall at the entrance of the junior high school, it was full of street children who had dropped out of school and worked to enjoy a month of chic time from work, Chen Wen and Dai Xiao were still sitting in the old position near the entrance of the middle school, Liang Chen locked the bicycle and walked over with an expressionless face.
"I said master, it's not okay to come out on the 30th! It has to be today. Liang Chen complained.
Chen Wen handed over a glass bottle of Coca-Cola, and said with a smile: "Isn't this too much missed our Liang Gongzi!" ”
When Liang Chen sat down, he realized that Chen Wen was a little fat, even if he was wearing thick cotton clothes in winter, Liang Chen still saw that Chen Wen was fat, not that he had a sharp gaze like an eagle's eye, but that he was too familiar with Chen Wen, Chen Wen had been able to describe the old saying since the second year of junior high school, and since then, she has never seemed to have changed since the annual gathering, she is really fat this year.
"Hey! You've been staring at me for a long time! Chen Wen couldn't stand Liang Chen's eyes and kept glancing, even if he was just looking at each other for a long time, but a man looking directly for a long time was always uncomfortable.
"You've gained weight, Chen Wen." Liang Chen bit the straw and commented lightly.
"Brother Liang, good eyesight." Dai Xiao on the side gave a thumbs up and praised with a smile. "I'll just say she's gained weight, and she won't admit it."
"Okay, okay, I'll admit I've gained weight, okay! Have fun! Two people. Chen Wen rolled his eyes and pouted, reluctantly admitting the fact that he had gained weight.
"Anyway, how did you get fat in your third year of high school, this is really ······" Liang Chen tilted his head and frowned, and after thinking about it, he said, "I can't figure it out!" ”
"I've lost almost ten pounds in my third year of high school." Dai Xiao gritted her teeth and dragged a ten-pound long voice, emphasizing the hard work of the third year of high school.
"Although I am not very thin, the skin on my hands is connected to the flesh." Liang Chen's sad face was full of his junior year of high school. "Xueba is just different!"
"Huh! The two of you who scored 600 points in the test are not considered academic masters. Chen Wen replied.
"Hey! It's hard to put into words. Liang Chen lowered his head and shook his head, like a bankrupt businessman telling the hardships and helplessness of his glory and wealth behind him.
Liang Chen turned the conversation around and asked, "But, by the way, master, how many pounds have you gained?" ”
Chen Wen glanced at Liang Chen with contempt, looked at his phone, and slowly hesitated.
"I'm ninety-two, what do the three of us have to say." Dai Xiao's self-reported home forced Chen Wen to confide the truth.
"We don't spread the word."
"Say it's okay not to spread it!" Chen Wen warned the two.
"If you lend me ten guts, I won't dare!" Liang Chen puffed out his eyes and firmly stated his position that he would never betray Chen Wen.
"One hundred and one." Chen Wen's speech speed was extremely fast, and after she finished speaking, she felt that her ears were a little hot.
"I remember if you used to be ninety-six or ninety-eight, you grew fourteen pounds in half a year of high school." Liang Chen's face was full of surprise, she felt that Chen Wen had played a little too well.
The sunlight shining under the little yellow horn orchid tree made Chen Wen feel more and more hot, and she urged Liang Chen to choose vegetables instead of worrying about her weight.
"Haven't picked a dish yet?" Liang Chen asked in surprise.
"Any questions?" Chen Wen gritted his teeth and replied.
"More than an hour has passed since you called and when I sat here, and you told me that you haven't chosen a dish yet." Liang Chen pointed to the full crowd and said, "Look at the crowd, wait until we are roasted to get the Year of the Monkey." ”
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Thanks to Liang Chen's proverb, Chen Wen waited until the sunset to eat the barbecue she had been thinking about for most of the year. Liang Chen hadn't seen such a majestic sunset for a long time, red clouds covered half of the sky overhead, and a flock of birds flying obliquely crossed the golden sunset, the sunset green mountains and twilight, and all the birds returned to their nests. Today's sun is extraordinarily big, it's February, the sun is getting closer and closer to them, and that huge egg yolk circle envelops the entire street, swallowing Liang Chen, Chen Wen, and Dai Xiao into it.
Chen Wen was much more reserved in front of Liang Chen, but Liang Chen was the opposite presumptuous, and the ripe apples were green unless they were reborn on the ground.
"I heard Du Ruo say that you didn't do well in the second diagnosis and you were depressed!" Chen Wen continued to torture Liang Chen on the previous topic, and when Chen Wen mentioned Du Ruo, Liang Chen glanced at Dai Xiao with palpitations, and always felt that something was wrong.
"It's an exaggeration, it's just that I've been autistic for a while, I climbed too high, I paid too much, and it hurts when I fall." Liang Chen said word by word, it is true, the philosopher in the political book once said that if you want to make people perish, you must first make them crazy, Liang Chen clapped his hands and said yes.
"What about you! How did the second diagnosis go? Liang Chen asked rhetorically.
"The same end of the world has fallen into the world, and it will be 600 points." Dai Xiao said with a pout.
She is really about the same as Liang Chen, with 600 points barely ranking in the top 20 in the Qingbei class of Puzhou science, and in Dapuzhou, which is surrounded by strong enemies, she can't eat the top ten in the grade with just a good tooth. Dai Xiao is also bitter, the top ten perverts in Puzhou are all staring at the big guys in Qingbei, sometimes the harder she works, the more she will see the gap called talent.
"What about you, Sister Wen." Dai Xiao asked.
When Dai Xiao asked, Chen Wen was still chewing her favorite roasted pork belly in her mouth, she was a comfortable person.
"I'm afraid I'll hit you." Chen Wen wiped his mouth, took a sip of Sprite, and said, "We haven't taken the second examination yet!" ”
"But I still did well in the final exam, more than six hundred and forty! No matter how hard you work, Peking University is not hopeless. Chen Wen said very easily, she has easy capital, the six hundred and four of the liberal arts students, it seems that there is only one foot in the door from Peking University, Chen Wen is only more than four months away from the door, she has Liang Chen, Dai Xiao's thirsty talent, from junior high school, or earlier elementary school, the four big words of "quality education" at the school gate seem to be written specifically for her, she doesn't have to spend more time on learning since she was a child, her winter and summer vacations are richer than Liang Chen's music, art, computer, junior high school, Chen Wen's mathematics and science synthesis even scored full marks in horror, but no one expected that she would choose liberal arts in the end.
"It's worthy of being my master, then master, can you help me analyze that I can go to Sichuan University with 600 points?" Liang Chen asked.
"Six hundred points can barely get on! I haven't learned much about Sichuan University, but can you get 600 points? Chen Wen began to retaliate against Liang Chen for saying that he had gained weight before, and Liang Chen's black abdomen affected Chen Wen to some extent.
Liang Chen's face sank, and the sky behind him also changed color, "Doesn't it mean that you are fat!" It's really stingy. ”
"Liang Zi, seriously, you can really get 600 points in English at 60 or 70 points, I really don't believe what Du Ruo said." Dai Xiao was mending the knife on the side, she really didn't believe that Liang Chen could score six hundred points.
"My Liang Sanxiao is no longer the Wuxia Ameng of the day." Liang Chen shook his finger proudly, he was proud enough of his changes, Liang Sanxiao was already a chivalrous man with the wisdom and courage of Hua Manlou.
"But you're still weaker than the two of us." Chen Wen snatched the chicken wings from Liang Chen's plate and said.
"That's right." Dai Xiao echoed.
"Dai Xiao, how do I think you are the same as Zhang Yide." Liang Chen sighed.
"How?" Dai Xiao had some questions.
Guan Yu met Liu Bei and said: The so-called birds that choose trees have to perch on good trees; The minister who chooses the lord will meet the lord; Guan's life's wish is enough, from now on, Guan's life is Brother Liu's life, and Guan's body is Brother Liu's body. And Zhang Fei would only clench his fists and say: I am the same. After Liang Chen finished speaking, he was beaten by Dai Xiao.
"The three of us are like Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong, there is no comparison, you say that it is more traditional culture and history, how about my master and me; Compared to English, Chinese, mathematics and other messy things, Dai Xiao and two are not enough for me; Than physical and chemical biology, Dai Xiao dumped us eight streets, so ah! We're all half-pounded and eighty-taels. Liang Chen raised the last half bottle of Coke and motioned for the three of them to touch one formalistically, his real intention was to pour the two people who were out of the water and thinking about his strange logic into the water, that was Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong, and it was clear that the general Pan Feng and Lingling Xing Dao were more than Guan Gong.
The night officially fell under the collision of three glass bottles, and the story of Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong will be the main drama in June next year.
I'm waiting for you here
(End of chapter)