"Come on, I've got a pretty awesome joke this time, Mosquito." Lin Xuan suddenly thought of a joke and was anxious to share it with his roommates.

Wu Jingwen has relied on Lin Xuan's story to live these days, otherwise with the ruthlessness of the Eagle Instructor, they would have been unable to mix it up for a long time.

Chen Shengjian and Hao Ren are similar, they both point to Lin Xuan's bloody story, it would be nice if they added some more color, but unfortunately Lin Xuan has never been brought in a sentence, and never depicted too much.

"Speak quickly, speak quickly." The three of them said in unison.

Lin Xuan cleared his throat and said.

"Ah, mosquitoes

I woke up in the morning and saw a mosquito that was perched on my arm like my lover and stared at me affectionately.

Then I felt a slight ache and I knew that it was eating me, and I thought, what a big food I am, enough for it to eat for hundreds of lifetimes.

I can't bear to slap it to death, gently drive it away, don't hurt me, I don't want to kill you.

In this absurd universe, some beings are born as human beings, and some are born as mosquitoes. I don't know the meaning of its existence, just like I don't know the meaning of my own. I have seen many mosquitoes, some fat, some thin, but I can't remember their faces, most of them have long disappeared from this world, and I can't find the pimples they left on my body.

Ah, mosquitoes.

How did you fly to the fifth floor and find me who is no longer obese, my blood is not fresh, the model is not good, do you like to eat? Or should I have some wine and make you happy, and we will get drunk together, and I will sing a bad song to reward you, and will you do a good dance for me?

Ah, mosquitoes.

How did you get to the fifth floor, as far as I know, there's no elevator here, you should be flying up the stairs, be careful of the nails on the handrails, they will give you tetanus.

Ah, mosquitoes.

How did you fly to the fifth floor, the air here is not fresh, I didn't take a shower yesterday, it's still raining outside, why don't we go for a walk together, if you're afraid of the rain wetting your wings, I can put you in my pocket, there's still half a Want Want snow cake I had left over from yesterday.

Ah, mosquitoes.

How did you fly to the fifth floor, you know, there are many healthier humans downstairs, they are positive, maybe they are preparing to go out with their beloved girl, you can enjoy it all up close, why bother lying on the windowsill on the fifth floor with me.

Ah, mosquitoes.

How did you fly to the fifth floor, there are not many people left here except me, in case I am not to your taste, what should you do, you know, I have locked the door, no one will come in, how can you get out.

Ah, mosquitoes.

How did you fly to the fifth floor, although I am lonely, but not lonely, please put away your mercy, absorb my blood to your heart's content, frown, you are not a hero.

Ah, mosquitoes.

How did you fly to the fifth floor, people are just a game, you should see this, do you understand what I say to you, you have to be careful, that red is my cigarette butt, you must not be burned.

Ah, mosquitoes.

How did you fly to the fifth floor, it's not a good place. How I wish I had your wings, fly out, and never come back. ”

After listening, the three were dumbfounded.

"Are you the devil?" Chen Shengjian sighed.

After listening to it, he felt that there were mosquitoes flying above his forehead, although this was a clean room, and things like mosquitoes, rats, and ants could not be approached, but Lin Xuan's first person was too intimidating, so he couldn't help but bring it in.

"Ah, mosquitoes." Wu Jingwen was brainwashed, and during this time, the most contact was with the insects of this planet, huge insects, which were very terrifying.

……

Seeing a few people looking at each other, Lin Xuan said, "Why don't I tell two or three more jokes?" ”

The three of them nodded, the best spice for jokes.

Lin Xuan said.

"Someone went to the store to buy a money counter, picked two of the most expensive, and asked the boss why this model is more expensive, and the boss told him that it was because it was a fully intelligent voice type.

When paying, he asked the boss to use these two money counters to count money, both money counters reported accurate numbers, he thought that the voice function was not bad, but did not see any intelligence, the boss said that you will know it in the future, he put the money counter in the back seat of the car after paying, and drove back to the company.

On the way, he suddenly heard a money counter talking to another: "Hey, the legend is that the one who was sold by others and helped others count the money is not our buddy..."

After Lin Xuan finished speaking, the three of them didn't seem to be smiling, the scene was a little cold, and they hurriedly changed it.

"A lot of animals are sitting in a sinking boat.

Then the elephant said, "Let's tell a joke, and whoever makes us all laugh doesn't have to jump, but if one doesn't laugh, he has to jump." ”

Everyone agreed, and then the cow told a hilarious joke, and all the animals laughed, except the pig.

The cow had to jump, and then the monkey told another one, and this time everyone didn't laugh, only the pig laughed there, and kept saying, "Haha! The joke Niu told just now was so funny! ”

Wu Jingwen was thoughtful at this time, and then laughed.

"Hahahaha."

Hao Ren glanced at Wu Jingwen and wondered, is this so funny?

Wu Jingwen explained: "It's not that the cow's joke is not funny, but the pig's reflex arc is too long, and it takes a long time to laugh. ”

Hao Ren thought for a while, and suddenly understood, ", hahaha, this is all the animals in the ship." ”

The three of them laughed when they thought of laughing, and they almost didn't burst into tears.

……

"Brother Xuan, one more." After laughing, several people asked again.

Lin Xuan had no choice but to find another perfunctory one.

Xiao Ming and his wife went shopping at the supermarket and saw a queue at the counter selling roast chicken.

Wife: "It's definitely okay if someone is queuing, buy one and try it." ”

Xiao Ming: "There are a lot of people now, come back in a while, maybe you don't have to queue up, maybe you can grab a bench or sofa." ”

The wife thought about it and made some sense, so the two of them went to buy the others first. The purchase was basically over, and my wife found a place to sit down and rest for a while, and asked Xiao Ming to go and see how many people were still queuing up on the roast chicken.

After a while, my wife heard Xiao Ming shouting to her: "Come here, I grabbed the sofa!" The wife was angry when she looked at it: "Dizzy, pagination sofa!" ”

……

This perfunctory attitude made the three of them very dissatisfied, three jokes, only one was okay, and the others were not.

The three of them saw that the time was almost up, so they could only let Lin Xuan go first and let him go to bed.

Lin Xuan wouldn't go to bed so early, he needed to do a lot of things, and he wouldn't stay in one place all the time.

This is also thanks to the fact that time is unchanged, so that it can be convenient for him to come and go between the earth and the other world, otherwise he will disappear for a few days at once, and he can't make sense of it. Take a look at the latest chapter of "The Strongest Porter in the Worlds" and read it for free for the first time.