Chapter 6: Two Old Naughty Boys
In the courtyard, the old man in the practice clothes with his hair as white as frost was lying on the ground wailing incessantly, and at his feet was a broken plum blossom pile.
Next to the old man in the practice clothes was the old man Jiang Taide who was at a loss in a wheelchair.
"What's going on, old sir? This grandfather ......"
"Brother Li was practicing the plum blossom pile just now, and he stepped on the air and fell down!"
Jiang Taide patted his legs with a bitter face: "My legs have long been wasted, but Xiao Feng is not there...... Oops...... When people are old, they are pitiful......"
"Don't worry, I'm ......"
Ye Yi ran into the room quickly, took out a basin of cold water and a few towels, put them on the ground, and said to the old man Li who couldn't stop wailing on the ground: "Don't move first, I'll bring you cold water to calm the wound." Uncle Zhou, hurry down the mountain to find two young and strong ones, it's best to find another pair of door panels, we have to carry the old man to the hospital......"
"No need!"
The old man who was lying on the ground and wailing suddenly sat up, grabbed Ye Yi, held her face and looked left and right repeatedly, and then grabbed her arm and touched it, and kept saying "Okay, good", and the whole face smiled like a chrysanthemum soaked all night.
At this point, everyone knows that they have been tricked.
Ye Yi sat up angrily and said to the old man in the practice uniform who deliberately touched the porcelain: "Old man, don't play tricks like this!" ”
The old man with a childish face touched his beard and said, "You can't blame me for this!" It was Brother Jiang who showed me first, saying that he had met a rare good seedling in a hundred years, and Li Laohan and I had a friendship with him for half a lifetime, so I used a bitter trick to check for him, and try your character! ”
"Old man, you tried this time, but it scared my heart."
Ye Yi looked at the old man on the ground complainingly, but in the next second, he was so frightened by the shiny red words on the old man's head that he almost stopped his heart!
"Li Yijian, the character Shuchen, born in 1880, a native of H Province, practiced martial arts at the age of eight, and practiced Bajiquan, big gun, and mixed yuan gong......"
Damn, this old man is actually a legendary martial arts master!
At this time, Jiang Taide pushed the wheelchair to Li Yijian and coiled the jade gourd: "How about it, my apprentice is good!" Good bones, good conduct! ”
"The little girl hasn't officially apprenticed yet, so how can she be considered your apprentice! If you want me to say, it has to be my apprentice! ”
"You're an old man! When did my apprentice become your apprentice! ”
Jiang Taide was so angry that he wanted to roll up his sleeves.
Li Yijian took the first step and said to Ye Yi: "Girl, do you want to be my apprentice!" If you are my apprentice, I don't dare to say anything else, I will fight invincible opponents all over the world, and you will be superior everywhere! ”
"Yes, the little girl is only a few years old, and you want her to be chased by a group of old men and call her aunt and grandmother...... Even the little girl hates being called old the most, and she doesn't understand! He deserves to be a bachelor for a lifetime! ”
Jiang Taide taunted Li Yijian.
Li Yijian was suddenly annoyed and angry.
"Who doesn't have a woman's popularity! Who beats the singles! I think I can compare to that Li Yijian back then...... The one named Xu Wenqiang! Also the scenery! Even Lu Manman, the city flower, told me that as long as I nodded, she would immediately fly with me! What is it like someone...... Hehe......"
"No matter how beautiful it was back then, it's not the same as me playing a bachelor here!"
Jiang Taide turned his wheelchair and said to Ye Yi: "Girl, I saw your face the day before yesterday, and the day before yesterday, I calculated your eight-character numerology and found that your life is very suitable for being my Xuanmen disciple!" ”
"Genmon ......"
"Yes, Xuanmen, learn Feng Shui physiognomy! After completing your studies, you will gallop through the rivers and lakes of the court, become famous all over the world, and everyone will be in awe! ”
The old man grabbed Ye Yi's shoulders with a look of anticipation.
However, Jiang Taide did not tell the truth.
When the sky changed suddenly, when he found Ye Yi in the direction calculated by the compass, he saved the idea of taking the girl in for secret observation.
So the day before yesterday, after getting Ye Yi's eight characters, Jiang Taide couldn't wait to make a calculation.
However, even the Heavenly Mandate and National Fortune could not deduce any future trajectory from her eight characters, and forcibly snooped on the Heavenly Machine, spitting out three mouthfuls of blood on the spot, and only this morning did he recover a little bit of energy.
There is an unwritten rule in Chinese medicine practice called medical non-autonomy, and the same is true for divination. Since ancient times, the good diviner can only judge the good fortune and evil for himself, but he cannot investigate it deeply, and he will be punished by heaven if he tries to see through it.
Jiang Taide realized that he couldn't peek at Ye Yi's fate at all, and knew that this woman was destined to have an inseparable connection with him!
She is destined to be the heir to his mantle!
It's a pity that before Jiang Taide finished his life, Li Yijian also ran over and grabbed Ye Yi.
"No, the girl wants to be my apprentice, a heroic woman, so that I don't inherit your career and do a ghost and a god! All day long, the gods don't talk about people! ”
"I can't reveal it, you know a fart!"
Jiang Taide was so angry that he sprayed saliva on Li Yijian's face.
Li Yijian decided to do Ye Yi's ideological work.
He pulled Ye Yi up and said, "Girl, you tell me honestly, do you want to be a heroine, or do you want to be a magic stick?" Let me tell you, being a heroine is much better than being a god......"
"It's just a martial artist! Be a thug for someone! ”
"Shut up!"
The two old men quarreled again.
Ye Yi couldn't stand it, and said: "Otherwise, I will worship the two of them as teachers at the same time, learn martial arts in the morning, and learn ...... in the evening."
"No way!"
Jiang Taide interrupted Ye Yi's words: "There is heaven and earth aura in the morning, you have to follow me to absorb the essence of heaven and earth, and comprehend the heavenly machine as soon as possible." ”
Li Yijian was not to be outdone: "Tong Zigong is the most important, you must follow me in the morning to learn the plum blossom pile." ”
"As far as your blind ability, just practice at night, or practice plum blossom piles with me in the morning, isn't it all Tai Chi in the park?"
"Takeo! Do you know how important Reiki is? What we do in this line of work is the spirit of that moment! ”
……
After arguing for half an hour, the two old urchins finally came to an agreement:
Ye Yi will worship both of them as teachers at the same time.
All day on Sunday will go to Jiang Tide, and all day on Saturday will go to Li Yijian.
From Monday to Friday, I learned Bagua Feng Shui physiognomy with Jiang Taide on odd days mornings, and Li Yijian on even days mornings to learn internal and external kung fu.
After finishing Ye Yi's study time, the two old men were finally a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Girl, now you don't have any time for yourself." ”
Ye Yi, who knows the importance of strength, said: "As long as the two masters don't think I'm stupid. ”
"The person I fancy must be the genius of geniuses!"
Jiang Taide turned his wheelchair and said to Ye Yi, "Yi girl, follow me into the house." ”
"That...... Mr. Zhou......"
Ye Yi pointed to the door: from the time she was tricked into the courtyard to the present, Zhou Changxi has been hung out of the door, and no one has greeted her.
Jiang Taide smiled slyly and snapped his fingers.