Chapter 165: Sausage Mouth

"This, what's going on. Mu Feng looked confused, and at the moment he was very worried that the other party would vent his anger on himself.

"Did you make a fool of yourself?" said the two guards, touching their hot faces.

"The two of us didn't move here, how can we say it's us?" Yun Ling shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile.

"Are you stupid for us? You said you didn't want to waste your time, and then we got hurt. If you hadn't done it, who would have believed it?" the guard glared.

"Oh, you only now know that I took you two for fools?" Yun Ling chuckled and said mockingly.

"It's really looking for death!" The two guards immediately stopped tolerating, mobilized the aura around them, picked up their spears and rushed towards Yun Ling.

Yun Ling moved slightly to the right, and then planned to repeat the old trick, but this time, he took out an iron whip.

It is a structure with a special structure at the tail that makes it make a loud noise when shaken. That's right, it's the kind of whip that the grandfathers use to hit the spinning top in the morning.

Not to mention anything else, this whip is still full of momentum.

As a result, an iron whip appeared in Yun Ling's hand out of thin air, and then Yun Ling instantly walked in front of the two guards at an extremely fast speed.

"Smack!"

With a loud bang, the whip struck the lips of the two guards. If it weren't for the high physical strength of the cultivators, the teeth of these two guards would have been knocked out.

"Ah!!!" the two guards cried out in pain.

"Oh~mmmm~hiss~" The two guards were in pain again as they screamed and pulled at their injured lips.

And Yun Ling, at this time, returned to his original position and put away the whip.

Because Yun Ling moved slightly to the right at the beginning, the speed was extremely fast and the stay time was extremely short, leaving an afterimage in place.

In this way, in the eyes of the two guards and Mu Feng, Yun Ling just stood in place and didn't move.

"Damn, who's messing around!" one of the guards couldn't help but explode.

"It's you, it's you!" the other guard shouted very firmly at Yun Ling, at this time, his face was flushed with anger, and his face was extremely ugly.

The two guards now had a red mark on their faces and a bright red mark on their lips. The two lips are like two sausages, pouting.

"Poof, is this the legendary sausage mouth? Haha, that's funny. Yun Ling couldn't help but laugh in his heart.

"No, no, no, it's not him. Mu Feng hurriedly said for Yun Ling.

But the next moment, Mu Feng couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw the ordinary sausage-like lips of the two guards.

"Poof, haha!"

After laughing, Mu Feng hurriedly covered his mouth to stop laughing.

And Yun Ling was already uncomfortable, and he wanted to be a cold person, but he couldn't hold back Mu Feng's smile anymore.

"Poof, hahahaha~"

It doesn't matter if Yun Ling doesn't laugh or not, it's terrible to laugh, the smile that Mu Feng had just held back collapsed again.

So the two simply stopped laughing and laughed insolently.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Why are you two laughing at?" the two guards were already feeling very aggrieved, and the two of them laughed inexplicably.

The laughter of Yun Ling and Mu Feng attracted many people in the Fu family, and after everyone ran out, they looked at the two of them laughing wildly with a confused expression, and they were really confused.

But when the two guards turned to look at them, the people of the Fu family couldn't help but see the sausage mouth.

"Poof~"

"Hahahaha!"

At first, the two guards were confused, wondering what they were laughing at.

Later, as more and more people laughed, the guards gradually noticed the problem and took out the mirror to take a look.

"Oh my mother, why are my mouths swollen like this?" the two guards stared at themselves in the mirror with wide eyes, and finally, they couldn't help but laugh twice.

"Hiss ~ Pain"

But when I smiled, the corners of my mouth hurt very much, so I quickly stopped laughing.

But everyone who had laughed enough and was quiet saw that this scene collapsed again, and everyone suddenly laughed wildly.

And the two guards couldn't hold back the smile anymore and laughed too. But when he smiled, it hurt very much, so he quickly fled the scene.

After a while, the loud laughter attracted the patriarch Fu Shen Shufu.

He walked to the door, frowned and looked at the crowd laughing suspiciously, and said softly in puzzlement: "What's wrong with you?"

Everyone was shocked when they heard the voice, and quickly stopped laughing, turned around and respectfully bent down to Fu Shenshu to greet him: "Patriarch~"

"Hmm. Fu Shenshu put his hands behind his back and nodded.

Then, Fu Shenshu said slowly: "Can anyone tell me what happened here?"

As soon as the words fell, Yun Ling saw a gorgeously dressed middle-aged man walk forward, and then bent down slightly and said, "Patriarch, I just heard a burst of laughter outside the door, so I came over to check." Who knew that as soon as I came over, I saw that the two guards of our Fu family had swollen lips...... Like a"

"Like what? How do you spit out today, like a woman? Fu Shenshu frowned a little impatiently.

At this time, the two guards were afraid that they would be caught and they were not at their posts, so they hurried back after hearing the laughter stop.

"Like a sausage!" Yun Ling said with a smile and pointed to the two guards.

When Fu Shenshu heard the prestige, he saw two sausage mouths, and even Fu Shenshu almost couldn't help laughing, but he still didn't laugh. It's a cold look.

Everyone in the Fu family didn't laugh when they saw that the patriarch didn't laugh, and everyone didn't dare to laugh.

However, his gaze stopped on Yun Ling and said, "Li Bai?"

"Patriarch Fu, I haven't seen you for a long time. Yun Ling shook the folding fan and said with a smile.

Suddenly, everyone in the Fu family discussed.

"Li Bai, is he Li Bai?"

"I mean, it feels familiar. ”

"The rumored No. 1 in Seoul, Li Bai, the No. 1 talent in Yunguo, is him?"

"Yes, that's him. I will never forget this face in my life, his life has not died since ancient times, leaving Dan to take care of his sweat. I still can't forget it. ”

"Those big people who came to the gods a while ago are here for him, right?"

"That's right, those big people came to recruit this Li Bai into the Divine Capital on the orders of the national teacher. However, it is said that this Li Bai disappeared in those days, and even those big people did not find this Li Bai. But now, why did he suddenly reappear?"

"It is rumored that the national teacher was jealous of this Li Bai's talent at that time, and it seemed that he sent someone to recruit him into the divine capital, but in fact, he wanted to secretly get rid of this Li Bai. But now it seems that this Li Bai is still safe and sound. ”

"Rumors stop at the wise, but unfortunately there are too few wise men. ”

......

"Almost everyone said you were dead, and I didn't expect to see you again. Fu Shenshu looked at Yun Ling and said with some surprise.

"Li Bai !!"

"Li Gongzi!!"

"It's really Li Gongzi, rush!"