The next day when he officially went to work, Hao Yun arrived at the unit half an hour early, he planned to sweep and mop the floor first, then boil the water, and wait for the seniors to come and serve tea one by one.

Legend has it that the hierarchy of government agencies is strict, and cleaning and serving tea and water is already the most basic requirement for newcomers.

However, when he came to the office, there was only one man he didn't know sitting in front of the computer.

This was supposed to be a very handsome man, in his thirties, wearing a plain shirt that was expensive. But his gaze was too cold, which made Hao Yun a little uncomfortable. He stuck his head out from behind the screen and looked at Hao Yun carefully.

"Hello."

Hao Yun greeted.

The cold man looked at him stunned for a moment, then turned his head to continue staring at the computer.

Damn, what's the cow!

"Oops, I'm late. Ah Guang, this is our new colleague Hao Yun. ”

At this moment, Xiaobai finally came. It's a little hot today, and she's wearing crystal sandals with bare legs and pale red nails. She wears a small light blue dress with irises on it. It seems that Xiaobai is a small skirt control.

"Hao Yun, this is Ah Guang." Xiaobai introduced it.

The two nodded to each other, too lazy to speak anyway.

"Your computer hasn't arrived yet, let's do business training on my computer first." Xiaobai put down the bag, and then remembered yesterday's leader's instructions, the business training of newcomers.

Good good.

Hao Yun stood behind Xiaobai and watched Xiaobai turn on the computer. The soft girl is wearing a white shirt, slightly thin, and the pink corset is slightly revealing a beautiful picture at the back. Hao Yun pretended to stare at the screen seriously, his eyes drifted to the slender neck of the soft girl from time to time, there was some faint fluff, and some body fragrance.

This beautiful scenery did not attract Hao Yun for too long, because what happened in front of him made him angry, and it was simply an insult to his personality.

It turns out that Xiaobai's computer has been on for a minute, and the desktop has not been loaded. After entering the plague to death, first so-and-so housekeeper welcomes you, then so-and-so assistant welcomes you, then so-and-so drug bully welcomes you, then the pop-up window of communication software, and then so-and-so cloud and so-and-so thunder. After that, the style of painting changed, and two handsome uncles appeared.

Big tie well, I'm XXX, I'm four XXX, explore the lazy month, the new version of the boat that has not been saved in the four miles, squeeze to experience three bells, and the inside will do the same as me, love like a festival game. Before the words fell, a skull kun suddenly devoured them, and it actually mutated and evolved into the Blue Moon Corrosive Kun.

"That's how you usually use the computer?!" The technical nerd reprimanded bitterly, you use the computer like this, no matter how cute and cute you are, I won't like you.

It is a matter of faith!

Xiaobai shrank his head aggrievedly, "People don't understand computers, and the whole office knows computers, but he never helps us get them." ”

Hao Yun speechlessly took the soft girl who didn't understand the computer out of the chair and sat in by herself. He opened the software management with a snap, and asked one by one, whether this one is wanted or not, and whether this one is kept. Yes? Don't recognize? If you don't know it, delete it. Just keep it for a while? Okay, all deleted.

In this way, the computer was cleaned up, the host was relieved, and the fan that had been rotating at full load finally quieted down.

"Look, isn't the computer much faster now?"

The little white chick pecked the rice and nodded, his eyes full of little stars. Hao Yun is so amazing!

Hao Yun snorted disdainfully, and habitually clicked on the device manager to take a look. I9 CPU, dual-socket Tita

X graphics card, 64G RAM, 2T SSD.

CAO！

You play with this kind of artifact, God will punish you believe it or not!

"Okay, okay, you know how to burn you with a computer, and you can't do training yet. Open the web page. ”

Xiaobai was unhappy, and with a straight face, he was ready to take out the posture of his predecessors and beat the newcomers.

Hao Yun opened the browser icon according to his words, and the page jumped dozens of times, and then the familiar XX Hui and Corrosive Kun, and finally loaded seven or eight search bars and finally moved.

Hao ran his face and glanced at Xiaobai coldly. Soft Sister Paper was shocked by the powerful aura of the technical nerd, and lowered her head in shame.

After cleaning the browser, Hao Yun opened his favorites according to Xiaobai's instructions and clicked into a page called "Integrated Business Training Management System".

Ooh! What a familiar page!

A big blue screen on the computer screen with only a dialog box and options for "YES" and "NO". In the dialog box, a line of words is written in imitation Song No. 3 font:

Do you want to know the meaning of life? Do you want to be ...... Alive?

"Don't order it yet, I'll take a look at the manual."

Xiaobai lowered his head and rummaged through the cabinets.

Hao Yun shook his head helplessly, this girl was hopeless, he clicked YES.

Then the whole person BIU disappeared at once.

Finally found a booklet from the snack pile of soft girls looked up and saw that Hao Yun was gone.

"Oh, why did you order it!"

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After a whirlwind, Hao Yun opened his eyes.

Not...... Strange ceiling ...... No, the sky. A ruined suspension bridge stretches across the horizon, flanked by towering rock walls. A transparent film encloses a small space around it. There were also a few people lying beside him. He had a black watch on his hand.

"You are the best quality among the newcomers this time."

Hao Yun was dizzy, and a familiar line came from the side. When I looked over, I saw a middle-aged man in an ancient robe, looking at him with a light smile.

This is a slightly thin man, but it doesn't seem snarky, on the contrary, the starry eyes and sword eyebrows look very stable and reliable. He was wearing a moon-white robe about the Ming Dynasty, carrying a long sword, and looking like a fairy wind bone.

There are still two people standing on the left and right of the middle-aged uncle who looks like an immortal. One was a young woman with a ponytail, who looked good, but she looked like she was rejecting thousands of miles away in a standard combat uniform and sharp eyes. She had curdled blood-colored hair, and her tactical backpack and slip pockets were bulging, stuffed with firearms and small bits and pieces.

If these two people were normal, the third person seemed to be inhuman, his whole body shrouded in black robes, and his hood covered half of his face. And the lower half of the face is as withered as a skeleton. There was an eerie sneer on the corner of his mouth, and every part of his body emphasized the fact that he was the villain.

The sharp-eyed woman sneered: "Old Qin, you don't have to be troublesome, just wait for them to wake up and make it clear once again." ”

The uncle smiled disapprerovingly: "It is fate that everyone can get together in the same world." Communicating more is not a bad thing. ”

"Oh, hypocritical kindness." The woman pursed her lips and said no more.

"Hello." The uncle stretched out his hand and pulled Hao Yun up from the cold stone slab, "My name is Qin Chuan, this is Zhang Wei (pointing to the woman), and this is Sandru (pointing to the black-robed man). I'm sorry to welcome you to this desperate Lord God space, I know you have a lot of questions, now think about how you got here, the Lord God will show you the answers in your brain. ”

Ho, a sword warrior, a female gunner, and a mage. Good standard tactical squad, but what about your healing?

"Hello, I'm Hao Yun, I'm ......"

~~~~~ a vine in front of Amen

~~~~~ the sprouts of Anen Anen green

~~~~~ snail carries that heavy shell

~~~~~ climb up the ~~~~~~ step by step

Pleasant music played.

Hao Yun --b

"Wait, I'll answer the phone first."

Qin Chuan was a little stunned, but Zhang Wei in the back spoke:

"There is no signal in the main god space, you are the alarm bell!"

Hao Yun took out his mobile phone, and it showed "Xiaobai calling". He clicked to answer, and for a moment the whole world was still, and the surprise on Qin Chuan's face and Zhang Wei's question froze on his face.

Hao Yun was not in the mood to play the shameful play of standing still at any time, so he picked up the phone and shouted:

"Xiaobai! What's the situation! ”

Xiaobai's voice on the other side of the phone was a little panicked and angry:

"I'm going to ask you more! You clicked in before I entered the account password, what are you going to do? ”

"Hey! That's not the point! I'm in a place that looks like the main god space, what's the situation?! ”

"It's not particularly similar, you're in the main god space."

Hao Yun wanted to scold, "You SB? But look around, the gatehouse of the medieval castle, the huge drawbridge behind it, the tall gargoyles beside it, and the towering castle not far away. In front of the three people who looked at the apparently stopped time.

Thinking about what Xiaobai's father told him yesterday, he knew that he was definitely in trouble.

It's a big deal!

And at that time, he also cleverly changed the topic and didn't let his predecessors explain it to him in detail.

Death!

Hao Yun took a deep breath: "Didn't you say a good business training platform?" ”

"This is the business training platform. It's just that you didn't enter the account password, and the system defaults to you as a tourist. ”

"This platform also has external training, I have a lot of people here, but it seems to be fixed."

"Those people were randomly pulled by the main god from the real world for testing, I just pressed pause. Hao Yun, are you okay now? ”

"It'll be something in a while!" Hao Yun looked at Qin Chuan's loyal face in front of him, and said with a clear conscience, "It's terrible! What about the team of farmers?! It's unreasonable to be vicious, I accidentally provoked a veteran just now, it's terrible! They are completely inhuman, not at all, callous! I'm now covered in knives, my hands soaked in sulfuric acid, and my feet with sticks. I'm desperate right now, I'm stupid, really, I just thought I had found a good unit. How did I know that the unit that didn't want to take the exam, the work content was so miserable, if I ....."

"Alright! Don't talk about it. Xiaobai interrupted him, "You try to shout out." ”

"Exit! Quit! Quit! It's useless, is it because I didn't log in with my account password? ”

"Oh, it's annoying, I won't pull people out! I'll flip through the manual, you wait...... Well? Erasing the characters? Break down the characters? ”

Xiaobai's voice is very anxious, she is not good at computers.

Hao Yun was sweating profusely: "Stop!" Senior Xiaobai, don't do it later, isn't Senior Ah Guang in the office, I think it's better for you to ask him. ”

"Okay, wait a minute."

Hao Yun patiently held the mobile phone, looking left and right.

"Hey, Hao Yun, it's still there."

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Ah Guang said he went buy a few oranges and told you not to move around."

…… Buy your sister!

Hao Yun grunted and complained on the phone for more than ten minutes, and finally provoked Xiaobai, and the soft girl also has a temper!

"Hao Yun! You're still not a man! Isn't it the simplest business training and it's not dangerous to start over when you die, so mother-in-law! I can't afford to find a wall and crash to death, you're going to die! ”

I was scolded.

Mulberry heart.

It's not you, he thought. But he is still a person who has been in love in the end, and he knows that basically the matter with Xiaobai is blown.

"Xiaobai, I'm sorry, I'm not not adapting to the environment for a while. In fact, I am quite excited, after all, it is a wonderful journey that ordinary people rarely have the opportunity to experience! Thinking about those incredible exercises, the ever-changing world, I am now so motivated again! ”

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense! The goal of business training is to get the most precious thing in the world, so don't confuse it with a tourist mission. I'll start it, time fast forward for you, and it's almost time to get off work when you're done. Xiaobai was obviously still unhappy, and his voice was hard, "Okay, you!" ”

"Guaranteed to complete the mission with excellent results!"

Time resumes flowing.

Seeing Hao Yun holding his mobile phone in a daze, Zhang Wei sneered, "I said it's an alarm, idiot." She scolded in particular to hide her pounding heartbeat.

Qin Chuan patted Hao Yun's shoulder in understanding: "Accept the reality early, alas, ......"

As he spoke, the other three newcomers woke up one after another. A porcelain uncle, a square dance aunt, and a keyboard warrior who is about the same age as Hao Yun.

The uncle is in his sixties, looks snarky, professional porcelain, walks on the highway every day, sticks it when he encounters a slow car, and can make a mistake of three hundred and five hundred every time, and can also go to the hospital for a free physical examination. It's just that today the ghost got into the big truck, and with a bang, the person was picked up by the main god.

The fat aunt is in her fifties, more than 300 pounds of enthusiasm and generosity, and loves to dance square dances. Originally, in China, the aunt's fitness noise disturbed the people, and the residents couldn't bear it anymore and continued to endure it. The aunt went to the United States to see her daughter, and she united more than a dozen black and white aunts to square dance and exercise together. This national situation is different, and things are different. The people of the Celestial Empire have no choice but to endure it, but the people of the United States have guns. A conscientious drug dealer has been working all night and has just fallen asleep when he is woken up by the deafening music of a square dance. The drug dealer pulled out an AK and condescendingly spilled hundreds of rounds from the window, before being shot in the head by a belated police officer. Of course, at this time, the fat aunt has already entered the main god.

The keyboard man is in his early twenties, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and he is a real urban ranger, he is jealous and hateful, and he loves to fight and fight. Anything he doesn't like to see, he has to take care of it, up to the court officials, down to the promotion of the small people, as long as he knows about it, he always has to use the keyboard to teach a hard lesson. There are a lot of injustices, and I finally encountered hard stubble. On this day, he was found in the shed along the network cable, and then several brothers stabbed him hundreds of times and sent him to the main god.

As soon as the captain Qin Elder said two opening remarks, the newcomers made a noise and became a mess.

Uncle Porcelain shook his body and fell at Qin Chuan's feet, saying that he was knocked down by Lao Qin and his leg was broken, and the perpetrator must be responsible to the end.

The fat aunt grabbed Hao Yun and asked Hao Yun if he was married, and his daughter had a high education, so she wanted to think about it.

The keyboard warrior looked at the situation left and right, and couldn't help but use his poisonous tongue to spray at Uncle Porcelain and Aunt Square Dance, and denounced that it was you people who brought about the social atmosphere of the Celestial Empire!

Rao is a good-natured uncle like the swordsman Lao Qin was also stunned by this group of newcomers. Is this main god malfunctioning, how did he send such a group of strange people!

"Quiet!"

The female gunner Zhang Wei couldn't bear it anymore, took out her Boleta M92, and fired a few shots into the sky.

This hand calmed the keyboard man and the fat aunt, and the two of them shut up and shrunk their necks.

However, the old man who touched the porcelain seemed to be enraged, claiming that the old man with a broken leg, a standard carp stood up.

"You hit! Hit it here! I think you can afford it? While scolding, he approached the female gunman Zhang Wei.

This porcelain uncle is used to being domineering and domineering, and the police don't know how many times they have been beaten, who dares to shoot.

The red-haired female gunslinger couldn't wait to destroy the old immortal with one shot, but she felt sorry for her points. This is a peaceful story, and attacking teammates will deduct a lot of points, and as a result, it will be passive all of a sudden.

"Huh! Boom! ”

The black-robed mage behind the female gunner laughed twice, and when he saw that he had made a few handprints, a miserable soul with teeth and claws suddenly appeared and pounced on the old man who touched the porcelain.

The old man's legs trembled and he knelt down.

This porcelain uncle relied on the old and sold the old without scruples, and regarded the country's laws and social morality as nothing, but he didn't expect that his weakness was so afraid of ghosts and gods, and the black-robed mage Sandru played beautifully.